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In a time of trouble and anxiety, humor and laughter can go a long way to help us feel better and make the situation a little more bearable.

Yes, the coronavirus is still ravaging the world. Yes, the number of cases has surpassed 4 million globally. But some people continue to fight the pandemic with jokes and the new ones are just as good as the ones they shared at the beginning of the outbreak.

From ridiculous conspiracy theories to canceled vacations, continue scrolling to see what everyone has come up with this week, and check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7part 8, and part 9.

Ferne Pearlstein, the director of The Last Laugh, a documentary about the role of humor among Jews during, and after, the Holocaust, told The New York Times that while doing research for it she and her team “found that humor was not uncommon — and was used as a coping mechanism in a situation of almost unimaginable horror, as a means of self-defense, a counterattack for people who had few, if any, other ways of fighting back, and even as just simple diversion.”

One Auschwitz survivor, Renee Firestone, said in the film that she could not help but see the bleak irony after the infamous Nazi physician Josef Mengele told her during an examination: “if you survive this war, you better have your tonsils removed.”

“The instinct to laugh shows that we were still human beings while in the camps,” Ms. Firestone explained. “This inner sense of humor is what kept me alive.”

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    And it isn't anything new. If we were to go back even further and take a look at, for example, the bubonic plague of the 14th century (also known as the Black Death), we would discover that humor was important then as well. While the disease killed large parts of the population of Europe, it also spawned the pointed satire of the Church and other authorities in “Decameron,” by Boccaccio. The classic concerns a group of young people who flee pestilence-ridden Florence for a series of villas in the countryside.

    So don't worry about releasing a chuckle when scrolling through these pics. It’s natural to be amused by some of them.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart certainly seem to attract a lot of ummm interesting characters.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on Thompson Knight, you did the right thing.

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. As a law firm, they are covering their legal asses, sure. But sometimes that does coincide with doing the right thing.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how he feels about his power now?

    Cee Mor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he won't be getting that big paycheck to buy that pricey ammo any more, now will he?

    Lsai Aeon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Dallas, I wanna see this guy's face so I can STAY THE F*** AWAY FROM HIM

    Moriarty2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, my first reaction was...OMG I actually live in proximity to that idiot!

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That falls under "Terroristic threats", by law, in many jurisdictions.

    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the people questioning why you would be fired for threatening to shoot a security guard simply for doing their job (which is also for your own dumb benefit) - a man was murdered in Michigan last week in just these circumstances. Told someone they couldn't enter without a state-mandated mask, so they came back and shot him in the back of the head. I can't even find the f*****g words...smh https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52540266

    Cupcake168
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't get it: your test being negative doesn't mean you're immune. You were negative the moment you have been tested. Nothing else does it says.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these kind of moron makes other american looks bad.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of absolute f*****t thinks it's OK to post this on his workplace blog?

    Christina Uhlir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you name your employer in your post, then it not a private comment any more.

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    Christy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd loved to have seen when reality b***h slapped him letting him know whose really in charge.

    Bengu Taskesen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, losing his job would only aggravate his sick mentality, increasing the chances of him really hurting people. Also, he's not the only psycho out there and a security guard has already been killed by a person with similar thoughts.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But But But... I am sure he's a law-abiding, god-fearing, family value Gun owner. Just like what every gun nut claims they are after mass shootings when asked for gun control. Also when was the last time someone who was law-abiding, god-fearing, family value Gun owner did mass shooting with a legally obtained gun? OHHHH ... WAIT ... NEVERMIND ...

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    Jus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling of disbelief after reading his comment. I myself started a sh*t storm under an article about one shop chain asking for masks. My whole country has to wear them. It's not comfortable but we do and we're having good results. I wrote that. I was called names and even threatened with forced vaccination(?). All this by "free" people of US. It was a shocking experience...

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to vote Trump out. His rabid, brain-dead followers are feeling especially emboldened while he's in office.

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    D Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Hugo Raible Sorry but you're 100% wrong. When this employee included his title and employers name in the post he was at that point representing and linking his firm to his post. The firm responded appropriately by ending the relationship in the post and with the firm. Maybe you should do your homework before you post responses that are illogical and border on the absurd. If you want to be a Constitutional Law expert go to school. Google and Wikipedia are not an accredited law schools.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a complete jackass! Pretty sure Whole Foods couldn't care less to lose your business.

    Karen Klinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect they'd be glad, if they saw it at all. People with this mindset tend to send to each other.

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    Peggy Plummer-Menapace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stupid person should be arrested for putting other people at risk! I hope they get the virus and die from it. It would serve them right! They won’t even identify themselves. What a coward!

    Chuck “DrEtnof” Fonte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you are tested you could still catch it after the fact or have been in an incubation.! It's just selfish not protecting yourself exposing others! Quite honestly I would want him to go shop somewhere else if he's going to be like that!

    Rustyn Birch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm okay with nature weeding this guy out... Good job getting your a*s fired too! Ha!

    Jerri Murray
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought his gun would be the only thing doing the "firing", guess he found out the hard way that was not true.

    Julie Lloyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you getting rid of this gunslinging idiot.

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord. My mouth was hanging open reading that.

    Tammi Hester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you never know how ignorant someone is until they're tested.

    BlackRabbit
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get fired because of social media 101... people never learn

    April Simnel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what did this picometer-dicked fool think was going to happen? He can f**k all the way off.

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL a new word. I've never heard of a picometer before.

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    Minx McCloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God. This was not a "joke"; it was a not-so-veiled threat. People like this should be censored. This goes beyong freedom of speech. Thank you, ThompsonKnight, but I hope your lives are not in jeopardy now. He sounds like a violent nutjob.

    sophia lazzaro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, we are so sorry that we are trying to keep you and others away from this man-killing virus. We will never, ever disrespect you like this again -ThompsonKnight P.S. stfu

    Drive Bee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like some people are afraid to wear masks and they are going a little nuts if they have to.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very sad and very scary, and explains why people just shouldn't have guns.

    bee girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will have nowhere to shop soon

    weatherwitch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done Thompson Knight! Also just because you tested negative yesterday does not mean you do today. Besides you could catch it from someone else with just one brain cell like you.......

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that person sounded a little to far gone to be allowed out!

    Diana Dodd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for dismissing such a violent individual!

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should wear a mask if for no other reason so we wouldn't have to listen to him.

    Mo Poppins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this ex-employee with impressive shooting range results will decide to “go postal” against this law firm, since he’s still out and free. 🤔

    M Kate McCulloch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you ThompsonKnight. Perhaps you'll save a life or two...

    Bindi Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you tooksyand! But, also hope you have decent security for other company employees...especially against disgruntled fruit-loops!

    Claire Kellerman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks cut oxygen supply and can ignite viruses that are dormant within people, so use only when necessary!

    Terry Oelmann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't wear a mask, I don't wear pants! Touché you MAY or may not have given me COVID, but no doubt in my mind I have scared you for life, have fun in therapy re living that experience!

    Elsie Collins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like another mass shooter could be incubating

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely the right thing to do......I'd be scared to work beside this timebomb...

    Caroline Driver
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this, it was oh so sweet, assuming it's true. I expect Excreta Hornady hollow points user will find another job with his gun toting chummies soon though

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thompson Knight You are into preventive measures. Thank you.

    Debbie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cover the i*&#%'s face? Everyone should see who this dangerous person is!

    Evripidou Maria
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are they so offended by masks I dont get it?

    Cheryl Fontaine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ThompsonKnight you have proven yourselves worthy of admiration... keep on!

    Carolee Kolmer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out ThompsonKnight had even MORE power !

    Aileen Cann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankyou Thompson Knight, though I do not wish to encounter the said employee until after the police have spoken to him and hopefully removed all fire arms.

    Michael Dworkin-Robertson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you...Thompson Knight...also could you alert the authorities that he has made open threats against innocent employees who are just doing their jobs, and trying to keep us safe?

    Kathryn Sutherland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard about this...I’m still wondering if it’s true...I hope so...

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is hilarious that such an over emotional dumb a*s who doesn't value life would get fired.

    Meami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that just made my day!

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to fire him is saying "Corona" instead of "CORONAVIRUS". Lazzy bstrd

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    Simon Cataudo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, being fired won’t push the angry gun owner into doing anything rash will it?

    Ann Sterzinger
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But if you owned that law firm, would you want to wash your hands of him BEFORE he killed people, or AFTER? When you're dealing with someone who's so irrational that having to wear a mask on his face sends him into a murderous rage, there's no way to win. I'm so exhausted at this point by humanity and all of its sick malfunctions.

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    Fran Stateler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #5 sounds like another Trump follower.

    Dee Curry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet all these a*s wipes with big guns couldn't win a fist fight with an old lady on a walker.

    D Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just my opinion but I think this "K" fella should not be toting guns around. He is an armed fool and hopefully he is disarmed and flagged as unable to buy guns now especially since this cost him his job which could be cause for depression and obviously he makes threats when he is irritated. Not a situation to take lightly.

    Eagle Girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the first post is like a gift from the Dallas Tourist Board & the NRA all wrapped up in a bow

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? Not everything on BP is humorous.

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    Liz Malcom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic response! Zero tolerance for behavior like this is what is needed right now.

    Lola
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he is a professional....imagine the rest of them.

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While stupid people are at it, can all racists be this stupidly bold? I’d like to see y’all out of jobs too.

    Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he land the job at a law firm??

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name and shame, name and shame.

    Cats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    courthousenews.com/law-firm-worker-fired-after-posting-threat-against-face-mask-requirements/

    Ed Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about an ignorant Texas C---t Kloe (isn't that just a glorious way to spell her name) - you have to be the most stupidest broad in the whole State of Texas and that takes some doing for Texas as it is full of Stupids! Go to your bars, everywhere there are crowds, don't wear a mask then is a week or two when you are on your death bed take your Glock and use it on yourself, OK! Ed

    Shart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a good way to be sued for wrongful termination

    Susan Parrish
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Only in America do people make gun related death threats. Too many guns. Thank you Thompson Knight

    Donald Schofield
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    It’s none of their business what he does or says when he’s not working.....lawsuit for sure.

    gracefullikeagazelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Schofield Go back to school. Finish Grade 3. Sound educated.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us hope that he will never find employment in any position that allows him to be armed as he obviously cannot handle the responsibility that comes with having any kind of power whatsoever. He needs anger management training and he also - for his own good - needs to learn how to STFU.

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    Khloe Ness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah. i want to tell that to netflix's face

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    Trevlig08
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spread of covid19 is spread through two factors. 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can relate. Come get some hugs, suitcase.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting stupid conspiracy theories with even dumber ones? Excellent plan!

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    This wasn't a response from an official Costco social media manager but from an impersonator, yet the main complaint is real

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re in a position to, stay home and spread the word. My grandfather just came back from the hospital, everyone is rushing to his side while wearing face masks. I’ve been his caretaker and translator even as a teen, but I’m sitting this one out for myself and for him. This is literally the only time that your selflessness is be home and learning a new skill or just chilling.

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    I know right, like what is all the fuss about? 🙄

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, she’s got the message wrong, but she looks great.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras never should've been required in the first place.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pay 100$ a month for the privilege

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now some YouTube recordings of the orchestra... You just saved a lot of money!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kids by now prefer the most annoying teacher.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Instead of appreciation days and clapping (which are nice) we campaign for better working conditions and better pay.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish a******s. I want to say serve themselves right but it doesn't just effect them.

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    kitcats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at that point I would just turn the device off

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    Henry Tuttle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a hypochondriac, but I always thought that was gross. I had my kids blow out the candles on their own cupcake.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent. We can take it off now"

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are screwing the US and Canada out of tax dollars

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concentrate? Probably on tweeting, surely not on crisis management.

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    Jean Hendrickson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! I 've mentioned it several times. It was also a full moon. Seriously.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID-19 made me realize that I made the right choice by being child-free.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody groceries.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Trillion is more than every Billionare on the planet owns together.

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    3ke
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    You forgot 2016 that year wasn't great but not quite like 2020.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's actually ok? To see we are actually struggling with the same things. It makes me feel a little less stupid for procrastinating and having tiny tasks become this big in my head...

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, I stood in the middle of my living room, wondering what day it was. I looked at my calendar, and got nowhere. I finally checked my mobile phone. It was Wednesday.

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    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... actually, flying cars are a dumb idea to begin with - let's not even talk about flying electric cars, their handling and the hazard they impose on the stuff below. But ... I get it. I just like tires, you know ... crucial function they do, ...

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    It's raining killer hornets!!! From out of the sky!!! Killer hornets!!! No need to ask why!!! Just shut your mouth!!! And run and hide!!! It's raining killer hornets!!!

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    If I am permitted to brag, I finally finished the first draft of a nonfiction book I've been writing off and on for a couple years.

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    Well at least we have kindling for the bonfire.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did that and the bread turned out amazing

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    I have not seen one video of celebrities singing and do you know why? Because I have the capabilities of scrolling past and ignoring them. More people should learn to do it, that way people who want to can still enjoy it.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gas masks do have a drinking straw

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    I solved that problem, I now fall asleep on the couch.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who dropped vehicles on people for insurance money

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    my acual reaction when i heard about the murder hornets

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non-trekkies: There is a long-standing Star Wars trope that involves 'the guy in the red shirt' always getting killed, being throwaway security staff.

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    it's not even like "are you still watching" it's like "wow, pete, you're still here? are you actually still here? goddammit pete get a life or something"

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all corona jokes came out I was actually thinking of that part of the movie 😂

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I am constantly doing dishes! About to just get some paper plates.... but then the garbage will stack up. Their are no winners here.

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    that is so true (like if you know or have couples like this

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    Ooh. I just cringe hearing that. Toothpaste and orange juice is disgusting together. Yuck

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    What's wrong with oatmeal raisin cookies...? And I wasn't expecting anything special from 2020. This s**t show is more like you were baking basic cookies and they came out breathing fire and s******g on your home because for some reason you were chosen by visiting aliens to raise their offspring.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the murder hornet doesn't seem impressed

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    ...and keep the change you filthy animal!

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    And in Belgium, the wolf just had babies

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched Big Labowski and had to go out and buy the stuff to make a White Russian

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    Since when did Michael Myers socially distance? He stalked and killed people. I’m pretty sure running a knife through virgin teenagers involved getting closer than 2 metres.

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    Hahaha. I’m going to be optimistic and say these aren’t the plans I’m looking forward to doing.

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    Oh boy, this is so true...

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    Hey, you can still see people's smiles in their eyes

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    I've lost count of the number of times I have been first in a Zoom or Google Chat room.

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    What is the difference to normal times?

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    finding out finn's hat was not actually his head changed my life forever

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    How are astronauts bored, they have the whole world to watch!

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    well WW3 would be fun to watch

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a bomber of barleywine or Imperial Stout.

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    I haven't learnt to make bread but I have learnt to make double cheese and bacon rolls.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine messed that one up. No bar in the state is attempting to deliver drinks thanks to the confusing and expensive regulations

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    I disable the camera so the Zoom meetings are just another call

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    Juririn
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    Should be pics from December for me 😒

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it will make them stop this disaster that YouTube rewind became