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Maytheblahaj(she/her)

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Maytheblahaj(she/her) • commented on 7 posts 7 months ago

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was

Hi snail

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Maytheblahaj(she/her) • upvoted 4 items 7 months ago

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

I'm good thanks. I was hoping life would have gotten better for you.

Curiosities

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

May!!!
OMG how are you? I think about you all the time wondering how you're doing.

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

I'm good thanks. I was hoping life would have gotten better for you.

Curiosities

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

May!!!
OMG how are you? I think about you all the time wondering how you're doing.

Curiosities

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Sup may :3...

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

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Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Find Out Your Parents Were Lying To You?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • commented on 16 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I've been okay! I agree, the site isn't the same anymore. I miss what it used to be

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I read it and it isn't strange, you can spread the word if you want! On a completely unrelated note, I read your bio and you live in China? That's so cool! I started trying to learn Mandarin recently, literally a few days ago. I know barely anything but I hope to be fluent one day :)

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I've been okay! I agree, the site isn't the same anymore. I miss what it used to be

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Hey there! It's been a while

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Used to be on this site by the name dp

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Mermeow? Haven't seen you in forever!

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Check out my cat post submission

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Yeah. On an unrelated note check out my submission to the cat post, it's about the troll

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

I have the same dream lol

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

The trans woman literally did nothing but exist. She used the locker room as intended. F**k off transphobe.

Hey Pandas, What Should Have Been Free But Is Not?

This place gets more dead and toxic every day it seems

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

It's not bigoted to be against violence.

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

Believe it or not, I think killing 40,000 innocents is bad, even if you aren't Jewish

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

You mean the truth?

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

I'm a girl.

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

Ah, a threat. That's why I have attempted before. Just an empty threat. Not as if statistics back it up or anything. Puberty blockers aren't dangerous, and it isn't mutilation. Guess what? Once I get a job in a few months, I'm going to buy estrogen online. Which is dangerous compared to getting it from a doctor. I have to do that because people like you, your the one putting me in danger

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

Me. I'm a girl. It's an identity. And I hope to one day have a female body

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Maytheblahaj(she/her) • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hi May! I have been spending most of my time playing video games and I play D&D on Sunday, Bored Panda has been very different with most of the users gone and the transphobe everywhere. How are you? (Sorry if my brain is a bit slow right now, my ADHD medicine is still kicking in.)

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Awesome! You're the one who's writing the novel about the two worlds, and lack of resources right?

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I'm looking forward to seeing what "Nate's VERY dirty online laundry" is, it will probably be something with a perfectly reasonable explanation or a poorly photoshopped screenshot.

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

really? I wish you success too!

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Thank you! I hope you fulfill that dream one day soon!

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Congrats! I have always dreamed of becoming an author

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

Protect women’s spaces and stand up for trans women in those spaces!

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

There is no suggestion that the person in question showed their genitals. I am quite sure that if they had it would have been mentioned.

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

What a sad biitch this woman seems to be. As the partner of someone dealing with gender dysphoria it sickens me how people can harbor such violent feelings towards others, on private matters that impact them in no way whatsoever. Also, as a cis woman, I've been sexually harassed my whole life by cis straight men, but I've never felt unsafe once with trans or non-binary folks. And regardless of that, don't take pictures of others without their consent. How hard can it actually be to just be a decent human being ?...

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Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

As, Can You Help Me?

Hey Pandas, If You Had The Chance To Tell Anyone Anything Right Before You Died, What Would You Say?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Find Out Your Parents Were Lying To You?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Hurtful Thing You've Ever Realized But Had To Keep It As A Secret? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Fictional Characters Are Unfairly Hated? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Most Unconventional Afterlife Ideas (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Did You Admire Only To See Them Fall From Grace And Tarnish Their Image? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Talk About Random Things Here (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Talk About (Almost) Anything Here.

Hey Pandas, Vent/Talk Here!

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • submitted 11 list additions 2 years ago

Calling All Members Of The Mushroom Army!

Hey Pandas, Who Do You Ship?

Hey Pandas, Let's Talk About Mental Health

Hey Pandas, How Are You?

Hey Pandas, I’m Russian, Ask Me Anything (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Are You Today?

Hey Pandas, For A Secret Surprise I'm Making, Tell Me About Yourself

Hey Pandas, What's Your/A Favorite Part Of Your Body?

As, Can You Help Me?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Like To Tell Another Person Here? (Closed)

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • commented on 7 posts 7 months ago

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

It would seem my life is consistently trending downwards in quality. Oh well, I can move out next year at least

Hey Pandas, When Did You Find Out Your Parents Were Lying To You?

Very much so, lol

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Any honest answer to that question would just be me being annoyingly depressing lol. How are you?

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Hi!!!

“Infinite Tacos”: 30 People Who Found Genius Ways To Cheat The System

Hi bee

Hey Pandas, When Did You Find Out Your Parents Were Lying To You?

Hey there

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was

Hi snail

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I've been okay! I agree, the site isn't the same anymore. I miss what it used to be

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Hey there! It's been a while

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Used to be on this site by the name dp

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Mermeow? Haven't seen you in forever!

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Check out my cat post submission

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Yeah. On an unrelated note check out my submission to the cat post, it's about the troll

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

I have the same dream lol

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

The trans woman literally did nothing but exist. She used the locker room as intended. F**k off transphobe.

Hey Pandas, What Should Have Been Free But Is Not?

This place gets more dead and toxic every day it seems

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

It's not bigoted to be against violence.

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

Believe it or not, I think killing 40,000 innocents is bad, even if you aren't Jewish

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

You mean the truth?

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • upvoted 4 items 7 months ago

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

I'm good thanks. I was hoping life would have gotten better for you.

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Curiosities

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

May!!!
OMG how are you? I think about you all the time wondering how you're doing.

Curiosities

Hey, Do Any Of You Remember Me?

Sup may :3...

Maytheblahaj(she/her) • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Awesome! You're the one who's writing the novel about the two worlds, and lack of resources right?

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird Your Kitty Did (Closed)

I'm looking forward to seeing what "Nate's VERY dirty online laundry" is, it will probably be something with a perfectly reasonable explanation or a poorly photoshopped screenshot.

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

really? I wish you success too!

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Congrats! I have always dreamed of becoming an author

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That Happened Last Week (Closed)

Thank you! I hope you fulfill that dream one day soon!

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

There is no suggestion that the person in question showed their genitals. I am quite sure that if they had it would have been mentioned.

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

Protect women’s spaces and stand up for trans women in those spaces!

Planet Fitness Sees Stock Drop Amid Controversy Over Woman Banned For Filming Trans Gym-Goer

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen An Adult Do? (Closed)

Trans men are men. A trans man with a uterus can get pregnant and give birth. If you deny that, you either imply that 1) trans men aren't men OR 2) trans people must get a bottom surgery and/or get sterilized in order to transition. Both of these claims are transphobic in nature.

What’s Your Opinion On The Events In Gaza?

Yeah, all the small children being killed are definitely actually Hamas robotic soldiers made to deceive the west. No genocide here, nope. Not one bit. That old grandma was secretly a Hamas soldier. Proof? Well.. Hamas. Hamas bad. Logically every Palestinian loves Hamas. It's not as if the majority being killed are innocent or anything. Nope, no way. Anyway, who wants to blow up another children's hospital? (Seriously dude your either ignorant or an a*****e)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen An Adult Do? (Closed)

Remember kids, transphobia is not cool! 🩵🏳️‍⚧️

Hey Pandas, What Do You Want To Have A Civilized Debate On?

Agreed

Hey Pandas, What Do You Want To Have A Civilized Debate On?

I can ask Imp to add you! It's basically a collection of google docs where we can talk, there are different docs for different topics. Not ideal, but at least it's troll-proof

Hey Pandas, What Do You Want To Have A Civilized Debate On?

goodnight

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