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Omega_Furry
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Omega_Furry • upvoted 30 items 4 years ago
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Always talking all clever and witty, without uhhh stuttering, or ummm.... pausing to think about what you're going to say, or never forgetting what you were about to say, what else was I going to say? I forgot. There are only two movies with realistic dialogue: Napoleon Dynamite and the Big Lebowski
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When women run around in heels with perfect hair and makeup, and the dirt and sweat makes their hair and makeup look even better. Looking at you, Jurassic World.
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Preparing a huge five-star breakfast (pancakes, waffles, fruit, biscuits, oatmeal, omelette, etc.) that no one eats; I don't even understand why that's a thing in movies and TV shows.
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Women can be in the jungle for weeks, and they don't have hair growing anywhere. Men immediately begin to grow a beard.
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Answers phone: "Hello? (listens to the caller for one second)... what do you mean Tim got kidnapped by a drug cartel while he was shopping with his family in his trip to South America?"
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Young singles living in million dollar condos that overlook the city.
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Having highly confidential conversations about 4 foot away from the people they are talking about, and not being overheard.
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Fifth grade field trip to a zoo. During a tour of the primate exhibits a notoriously ill-behaved student hurls a stick down into the gorilla habitat and lands near an adult gorilla. Without hesitation, the now angry gorilla arms himself with the same stick and sends it back like a tomahawk to the boy with terrifying velocity and wildly impressive precision. The stick shatters around the boys face and he goes down. Commotion insues. More gorillas make an appearance and begin to scream at the group of horrified children. Zoo staff start piling in out of the woodwork to see whats going on. The orangutans on the other side of the trail have now got wind of the situation and have begun mobilizing to assist their gorilla comrades. It's a war on two fronts now. Gorilla and orangutans launch volleys of feces and student's scatter. Througout the entire exibit all manner of primates begin their intimidating chatter and howling. An army of zoo staff has swarmed the primate exibits and manages to stop war of the planet of the apes. 30 minutes later, the zoo has indefinitely banned the school from returning and the boy is on the way to the hospital for 5 stitches in his chin.
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Always talking all clever and witty, without uhhh stuttering, or ummm.... pausing to think about what you're going to say, or never forgetting what you were about to say, what else was I going to say? I forgot. There are only two movies with realistic dialogue: Napoleon Dynamite and the Big LebowskiHappens-Movies-TV-Normal-Real-Life (Closed)
Preparing a huge five-star breakfast (pancakes, waffles, fruit, biscuits, oatmeal, omelette, etc.) that no one eats; I don't even understand why that's a thing in movies and TV shows.Happens-Movies-TV-Normal-Real-Life (Closed)
Having highly confidential conversations about 4 foot away from the people they are talking about, and not being overheard.Happens-Movies-TV-Normal-Real-Life (Closed)
Answers phone: "Hello? (listens to the caller for one second)... what do you mean Tim got kidnapped by a drug cartel while he was shopping with his family in his trip to South America?"Happens-Movies-TV-Normal-Real-Life (Closed)
Young singles living in million dollar condos that overlook the city.Happens-Movies-TV-Normal-Real-Life (Closed)
When women run around in heels with perfect hair and makeup, and the dirt and sweat makes their hair and makeup look even better. Looking at you, Jurassic World.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
