When I was with my ex-husband, I used to bug him to go to the dentist. I had great benefits and he had never had coverage before.

After being married for only 18 months, I learned he had cheated on me with at least one woman. My heart was shattered as I moved out. At work I asked HR to remove him from my benefits so my deduction would go down.

After a couple of months, he calls me at work (and just doesn’t sound like his usual self). I was polite and professional, and asked how he was doing. Turns out he had a once-in-a-lifetime toothache that had kept him up all night.

Then he asked the million-dollar question: ‘I need to go to the dentist. How does our benefit plan work?’ I had such a hard time maintaining my composure, oh how I wanted to laugh and clap my hands in joy. Instead, I calmly replied that he was no longer on my benefit plan

What? We’re still married!’ This, even though he never grasped the concept of monogamy. I informed him that benefits cost money and I needed every cent I earned. Then I wished him luck and said goodbye.

t was a good day. A very good day indeed.

When I walked my Jack Russell terrior down the street, he decided he was going to be big jerk man and bark at the dogs in a fenced in yard. As he strutted away, he went head first into a small ditch (not hurt). I actually told him, "There's your instant karma buddy!" lol.

I used to work in real estate (in Europe, and in the country where I am, stricter regulations have started being introduced only last year...), in rentals. In almost three years of impeccable work and work ethics, I make a minor mistake in back end system regarding client (won't go into boring details). A colleague from another branch (only working with the company for two months or so), working with the same client somehow found out and reported me to Head Office. It ended with me losing my commission from the deal. (It was a bit harsh, but rules are rules...) BUT, what he didn't know is that HO took these reports seriously and did background and log ins check on the one reporting as well. He got fired and reported to relevant authorities IMMEDIATELY, because, as it turns out, in that short time working, he had stolen around 7000 euros...

I saw a lady in a range rover (some of the letters were removed to read Ran Over) with bad road rage blow past us, and a couple miles later saw her pulled over.

Toss up between

Some guy flipping me off in traffic the week I got my driver's license, and then immediately having a blowout and hitting the highway divider.

And

I was leaving my [bad] retail job one day and saw this guy and his girlfriend arguing in the parking lot. She screamed something and he slapped her hard enough to knock her down. I yelled at him and started towards them and when he spun around to see who yelled another guy that had also seen what happened sucker punched him. We left him unconscious on the concrete and helped the girl up and made sure she was okay to drive home.

One day a angry doctor came into the coffee shop six days in a row asking for gift card sleeves.This woman had the audacity to call me rude names I tried to tell this woman that we no longer have them she yelled at me, slammed her phone on the desk and stormed out of the store. Just when she was on her way out she lost her balance slipped and fell.

A customer with his wife wanted an americano and they were acting as if we weren’t people (giving attitude, cutting us off as we speak, not even looking at us - just reaching their arm out their car window) and as he snatched the drink quickly from my hands, the americano lid caught on the top of their window and the lid flew off spilling their drink all over them. i obviously made sure he was okay and made him a new drink as he was blaming me for it but i couldn’t help but smile under my mask.

It was when masks mandates were starting to be enforced. Guy came in without one. When asked to put one on, he got verbally aggressive and started threatening my shift supervisor. He went on a tirade how he'll beat him and the store manager did nothing really. Finally he turned to leave and as he was leaving, he hit himself with the corner of the long table in our lobby and was fuming as he limped out of the store.

A lady called corporate to complain about me (in front of me) and put it on speaker so I could hear it. Corporate said she was just being rude and to leave me alone.

So when I work window I often encounter different kinds of behaviors when it comes to taking your drinks/food. There's the people that put their hand out but with no actual grabbing motion. Cue drink/food sliding through their fingers and crashing to ground. Then they look at me like I did this while I'm just confused why they didn't actually use their hands to grab things.

Then there's the people that snatch everything out of your hand aggressively. Which of course means they squeeze the cup and it explodes all over them. Again they stare at me with this look of "why did you do this to me".

My favorites are the ones that refuse to roll their window down more than a few inches to pay...then super snatch their drink and quickly try to pull it into the car...only for it to catch and burst at the top of their window.

Im happy to say I've seen this happen more than once.

My biological father cheated on my mother with his high school sweetheart their entire 17-year marriage. We didn’t have much money but every couple of years he’d empty the bank account, run away with her, then crawl back when the money was gone.

When I was 16, my mom finally had enough and kicked him out. He ended up marrying his long term AP who left him for someone else about three years later.

My ex and his AP are married to each other now. They both cheated on spouses. Each time I see his new wife getting clingy when he’s around other women, I smirk. He still cheats and spends money on sugar babies. (I had a woman reach out as our divorce is public record.) If he’ll cheat with you, he’ll cheat on you. They deserve to be together their whole lives. Better that over finding some innocent person to cheat on.

Sometimes, it’s the fear of being cheated on that’s all the karma you need.

So, legally separated, and we had drafted our divorce paperwork. We agreed (in writting) that we agreed to follow the conditions set forth in the divorce paperwork until the court granted the divorce. She had also moved back with family and made a big deal of her "family support structure" being the reason she would be the better "custodial parrent" while we drew up the divorce paperwork. Put simply, she has her parents, one pair of grand parents, an aunt/uncle, and an adult cousin all within 15 miles. I had no family within driving distance at the time.

During this time, she hit a deer. She had to take the car into the shop to get it fixed, and she discovered that she had declined car rental assistance when she set up her separate auto insurance. She called me and tried to say that I was responsible for covering half because it affects the kids. I asked if they had any medical appointments scheduled in the next 3 to 5 days... "no." "Then I dont see how this adversely impacts the kids. You will have to solve this problem on your own." She then tried whining about how she didn't know how she'd get to work (45 min commute) , and that she could lose her job, and that could affect the kids.

My respons was full of schadenfreude. "Your parents have two vehicles and work at the same place... can't they carpool and lend you a vehicle? Your grandparents have two vehicles and are retired. Plus they're spending most of their time home because of COVID... can't they lend you a vehicle? Your aunt works from home... couldn't you borrow her vehicle? You made such a big deal about how you'd make such a better custodial parent because of your strong family support structure, so how about you put your money where your mouth is and prove it? Plus, the divorce paperwork specifically states that you are responsible for your own vehicle and associated costs, so grow up, and figure it out. Im not your safety net anymore."

She grudging and grumpply acknowledged my statement and hung up on me and I was grinning for the next hour.