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Legolas Greenleaf

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Legolas Greenleaf • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me?

Blast some Metallica into their fragile little brains. But also, just make jokes about it. Like "oh you're a metal head weirdo" just say like, "yeah, y'know, can't get anything through my head"

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site? (Closed)

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS FAST

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me?

Blast some Metallica into their fragile little brains. But also, just make jokes about it. Like "oh you're a metal head weirdo" just say like, "yeah, y'know, can't get anything through my head"

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site? (Closed)

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS FAST

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site?

Anything by Nathaniel, Headless Roach, or Legolas Greenleaf (when Legolas was still active)

Show All 3 Upvotes

Legolas Greenleaf • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me? (Closed)

Legolas Greenleaf • commented on a post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site? (Closed)

still active just lurking

Legolas Greenleaf • upvoted 15 items 3 years ago

Curiosities

“The Odds Of You Being Born Are 1 In 400 Trillion”: 30 Uplifting Messages If You Are Feeling Down, Shared By Our Community

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'REEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR

Curiosities

“The Odds Of You Being Born Are 1 In 400 Trillion”: 30 Uplifting Messages If You Are Feeling Down, Shared By Our Community

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'REEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

I just hope he has layers.

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Matt, you are mapping my whole life in these charts!

50 Of The Funniest Pics From The ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, And Unpopular Signage’ Facebook Group

Borrowed the one trump uses to reroute hurricanes

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

Adorbs! 🥰

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

It looks like a snarling bat that lost its wings.

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

This looks like a chocolate Easter bunny that sat in a hot car all afternoon.

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

Gross, Mom! How can you eat this stuff!?

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Not that we need more, but I think it's nice to mention how bad you guys are in making pizza. Seriously, pizza is not bread.

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

40 Parenting Jokes That Might Help You Appreciate Parenthood Even More

But elves age REALLY well

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Legolas Greenleaf • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

Ranboo

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

loki where are you

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

Ranboo

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

loki where are you

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

Cats 2 looks great so far

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'REEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR

50 Of The Funniest Pics From The ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, And Unpopular Signage’ Facebook Group

i want waffle fries

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Same with Los Angeles, it's awesome!

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

shhhhh

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

You beat me to it

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

I just hope he has layers.

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

what's sleep

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

I wish for infinite genies, it takes care of my second wish: more friends

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

They missed "pee in the shower"

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

I gotta run, a mall Santa is splitting an atom in my backyard

Hi Aegon

40 Parenting Jokes That Might Help You Appreciate Parenthood Even More

It's the skin cream

Hey Pandas, What's The Story Behind You And Your Current Love Interest?

*boy but continue

The "Cursed Image Dealer" Instagram Account Collects The Most Uneasy Images Found Online, And Here’s 40 Of Their Best

aaaaaaaaand i'm done

30 Weird, Fascinating And Disturbing Facts You Might Have Never Heard Before, As Shared On This Facebook Page

He's on vacation until next Saturday. Maybe then?

30 Weird, Fascinating And Disturbing Facts You Might Have Never Heard Before, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Simply because BoredPanda is a pisshole

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Legolas Greenleaf • submitted 20 new posts 3 years ago

Social Issues

How To Be Respectful To Deaf Folks (In 5 Simple Steps)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Terrifying Moment Of Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Date You've Ever Been On?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Memories Of Your Past Lives?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing About Being A College Student? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Musical Without Context

Funny

I Make Brutally Honest Greeting Cards

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Do For Self-Care? (Closed)

Type In "I Hate..." And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest!

Pray For Ukraine

Hey Pandas, Who Was The Most Toxic Person In Your Life And How Did You Drop Them?

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Original Characters?

Hey Pandas, Who Was The Most Toxic Person In Your Life And How Did You Drop Them?

What's Your Favourite Musical And Why?

What's The Most Priceless Thing In Your House?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Favorite "Lost In Translation" Moments, And Why? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Thing You Ever Got In Trouble For? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Tell Me Something You've Never Told Anyone Else Before.

What's Your Biggest Secret

Legolas Greenleaf • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me? (Closed)

Legolas Greenleaf • submitted 19 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Coolest Thing You've Got In Your Room (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Lesson Should Future Generations Learn From Us? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something In Your Room That Other People Find Really Weird Or Disturbing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Yet The Best Song To Play At Your Funeral And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Moment When You Realized You Were In A Toxic Friendship Or Relationship?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?

Hey Pandas, What Did You Learn About The Culture Of Another Country, Not From A Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Dumbest Idea You’ve Ever Had, That Actually Worked Out?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Photos That Could Have Been Perfect, But... (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Guess The Movie Based On One Scene (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Day In Your Life That You Would Like To Relive? (Closed)

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Hey Pandas, Show Your Best Thrift Find

Hey Pandas, What's The Story Behind You And Your Current Love Interest?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Hardest Thing About Having Your Disorder? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Thing You’ve Been Told At Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Way You Have Gotten An Injury? (Closed)

Legolas Greenleaf • commented on a post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site? (Closed)

still active just lurking

Legolas Greenleaf • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

Ranboo

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

loki where are you

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

Cats 2 looks great so far

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'REEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR

50 Of The Funniest Pics From The ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, And Unpopular Signage’ Facebook Group

i want waffle fries

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Same with Los Angeles, it's awesome!

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

shhhhh

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

You beat me to it

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

I just hope he has layers.

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

what's sleep

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

I wish for infinite genies, it takes care of my second wish: more friends

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

They missed "pee in the shower"

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

I gotta run, a mall Santa is splitting an atom in my backyard

Hi Aegon

40 Parenting Jokes That Might Help You Appreciate Parenthood Even More

It's the skin cream

Hey Pandas, What's The Story Behind You And Your Current Love Interest?

*boy but continue

The "Cursed Image Dealer" Instagram Account Collects The Most Uneasy Images Found Online, And Here’s 40 Of Their Best

aaaaaaaaand i'm done

30 Weird, Fascinating And Disturbing Facts You Might Have Never Heard Before, As Shared On This Facebook Page

He's on vacation until next Saturday. Maybe then?

Legolas Greenleaf • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me?

Blast some Metallica into their fragile little brains. But also, just make jokes about it. Like "oh you're a metal head weirdo" just say like, "yeah, y'know, can't get anything through my head"

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site? (Closed)

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS FAST

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Funny Comments From This Very Site?

Anything by Nathaniel, Headless Roach, or Legolas Greenleaf (when Legolas was still active)

Legolas Greenleaf • upvoted 17 items 3 years ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

This Instagram Account Shares Animal Pictures That Are Impossible To Explain, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest

"I am Catman!"

Kinda Sus

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

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Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me?

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“The Odds Of You Being Born Are 1 In 400 Trillion”: 30 Uplifting Messages If You Are Feeling Down, Shared By Our Community

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“The Odds Of You Being Born Are 1 In 400 Trillion”: 30 Uplifting Messages If You Are Feeling Down, Shared By Our Community

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50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

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My 28 New Comics About The Brighter Side Of The Grim Reaper

My 28 New Comics About The Brighter Side Of The Grim Reaper

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40 Parenting Jokes That Might Help You Appreciate Parenthood Even More

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

29 Cutest Cats In The World: Purr-fect List For Whiskered Wonder

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50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

50 Of The Funniest Pics From The ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, And Unpopular Signage’ Facebook Group

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Guy Makes Honest And Funny Charts That Sum Up Our Lives, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Date You've Ever Been On?

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Memories Of Your Past Lives?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing About Being A College Student? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Musical Without Context

I Make Brutally Honest Greeting Cards

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Do For Self-Care? (Closed)

Type In "I Hate..." And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest!

Pray For Ukraine

Hey Pandas, Who Was The Most Toxic Person In Your Life And How Did You Drop Them?

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Original Characters?

Hey Pandas, Who Was The Most Toxic Person In Your Life And How Did You Drop Them?

What's Your Favourite Musical And Why?

What's The Most Priceless Thing In Your House?

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Favorite "Lost In Translation" Moments, And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Thing You Ever Got In Trouble For? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Handwriting Look Like? (Closed)

Tell Me Something You've Never Told Anyone Else Before.

What's Your Biggest Secret

Hey Pandas, How Can I Stop People From Bullying Me? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Lesson Should Future Generations Learn From Us? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Which Things Do You Think Today's Parents Must Know? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?

Hey Pandas, What Did You Learn About The Culture Of Another Country, Not From A Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Dumbest Idea You’ve Ever Had, That Actually Worked Out?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Photos That Could Have Been Perfect, But... (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Guess The Movie Based On One Scene (Closed)