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Bored Onion • upvoted 20 items 6 years ago

I Sorted Famous Characters By Color And Here Are What 13 Teams Look Like (New Pics)

Spike and spyro! That is perfect!

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

I Sorted Famous Characters By Color And Here Are What 13 Teams Look Like (New Pics)

Spike and spyro! That is perfect!

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

500 Million Bees Have Already Died In Brazil Within Three Months And The Future Of Our Food Is In Question

Are you for real right now?! This is a catastrophe and you're trolling for upvotes with the lamest pun imaginable? Take this f*****g seriously; we're all dead if we don't act.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Switching the wiring of all the switches would be amazing. That would drive me insane.

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Well, first you've got to be the very best, like no one ever was...

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

Holey cow!

Artist Illustrates Honest Feelings That We Keep To Ourselves In 22 Candy Heart Comics

It's not orange it's green. Also I'm colorblind

30 Horror-Inducing Educational Dentist Toys That Prove Their Creators Did Not Think It Through

I want one so that I can put it in my sisters room while she sleeps. She would be so scared!!

London Marathon Replaces Water Bottles With Biodegradable And Edible Water Pouches

Nope

London Marathon Replaces Water Bottles With Biodegradable And Edible Water Pouches

Am I the only one who finds those oddly satisfying?

30 Sisters Ask Brothers How They Look, Post Their Responses

My situation is similar to yours but my whole community will be against me when I come out because I'm in Utah. I'm so sorry for you about that kid

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Bored Onion • commented on 20 posts 6 years ago

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

500 Million Bees Have Already Died In Brazil Within Three Months And The Future Of Our Food Is In Question

Wat?

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

500 Million Bees Have Already Died In Brazil Within Three Months And The Future Of Our Food Is In Question

Wat?

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

Finally made the joke

My 40 Wholesome And Funny Comics Inspired By My Relationship With My Fiancé

*raises both hands, both feet and tongue to the ceiling*

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

I would steal the light switches and replace them with raw beef, then I would turn the TV upside down along with all photos and/or paintings on the wall. Then of course I would spray paint the windows bright pink...

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Then you catch then as your real test to train them is your cause

These Service Dogs Attended A Relaxed Performance Of 'Billy Elliot' To Learn How To Behave In A Theater

Just to clarify I'm 13

These Service Dogs Attended A Relaxed Performance Of 'Billy Elliot' To Learn How To Behave In A Theater

I wish I had a dog but my mom says I can't because I have anxiety and ADHD and depression and other things. She thinks it would be too stressful. It's really sad.

Women Are Sharing Their Assault Stories And It's Shocking How Common It Is (20 Tweets)

It's not just women who this is happening too. I'm 13 year old boy and a person at school grabbed me in a certain spot. They were kicked out of the school though.

Artist Illustrates Honest Feelings That We Keep To Ourselves In 22 Candy Heart Comics

It's not orange it's green. Also I'm colorblind

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

No I had ears first

Woman Posts About Missing Dog On Facebook And Finds Another Woman Trying To Sell It

If your allergic to dogs but want one of them then it's better to buy pure bred hypoallergenic ones. If people who are allergic adopt then then they could get a mixed breed dog and the people would suffer. That is the only reason to buy and not adopt.

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Such an accurate description of cuddle team leader(fortnite) and those other dudes from other things

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Paul Marney, we all know that she is from the Hobbit. Ugh people these days!

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

I haven't told anyone that I'm not straight because I'm a 13 year old who lives in a place where non straight people are not excepted. Dont downvote me please.

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

That person came out so I am too. I'm not straight, but not gay. I'm not going to identify as anything in particular. I'm just me, and that's okay

30 Horror-Inducing Educational Dentist Toys That Prove Their Creators Did Not Think It Through

I want one so that I can put it in my sisters room while she sleeps. She would be so scared!!

30 Sisters Ask Brothers How They Look, Post Their Responses

My situation is similar to yours but my whole community will be against me when I come out because I'm in Utah. I'm so sorry for you about that kid

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured

Can I please add to this list? I've been idiotic many times.

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Bored Onion • submitted a new post 6 years ago

People Tell Unbelievable Life Storys

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Bored Onion • commented on 20 posts 6 years ago

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

500 Million Bees Have Already Died In Brazil Within Three Months And The Future Of Our Food Is In Question

Wat?

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

Finally made the joke

My 40 Wholesome And Funny Comics Inspired By My Relationship With My Fiancé

*raises both hands, both feet and tongue to the ceiling*

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Then you catch then as your real test to train them is your cause

These Service Dogs Attended A Relaxed Performance Of 'Billy Elliot' To Learn How To Behave In A Theater

Just to clarify I'm 13

These Service Dogs Attended A Relaxed Performance Of 'Billy Elliot' To Learn How To Behave In A Theater

I wish I had a dog but my mom says I can't because I have anxiety and ADHD and depression and other things. She thinks it would be too stressful. It's really sad.

Women Are Sharing Their Assault Stories And It's Shocking How Common It Is (20 Tweets)

It's not just women who this is happening too. I'm 13 year old boy and a person at school grabbed me in a certain spot. They were kicked out of the school though.

Artist Illustrates Honest Feelings That We Keep To Ourselves In 22 Candy Heart Comics

It's not orange it's green. Also I'm colorblind

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

No I had ears first

Woman Posts About Missing Dog On Facebook And Finds Another Woman Trying To Sell It

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Such an accurate description of cuddle team leader(fortnite) and those other dudes from other things

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Paul Marney, we all know that she is from the Hobbit. Ugh people these days!

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

I haven't told anyone that I'm not straight because I'm a 13 year old who lives in a place where non straight people are not excepted. Dont downvote me please.

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

That person came out so I am too. I'm not straight, but not gay. I'm not going to identify as anything in particular. I'm just me, and that's okay

30 Horror-Inducing Educational Dentist Toys That Prove Their Creators Did Not Think It Through

I want one so that I can put it in my sisters room while she sleeps. She would be so scared!!

30 Sisters Ask Brothers How They Look, Post Their Responses

My situation is similar to yours but my whole community will be against me when I come out because I'm in Utah. I'm so sorry for you about that kid

30 Dumbest Ways People Managed To Get Injured

Can I please add to this list? I've been idiotic many times.

Bored Onion • upvoted 20 items 6 years ago

I Sorted Famous Characters By Color And Here Are What 13 Teams Look Like (New Pics)

Spike and spyro! That is perfect!

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, And Here's 189 Of Their Funniest Tweets

I agree

500 Million Bees Have Already Died In Brazil Within Three Months And The Future Of Our Food Is In Question

Are you for real right now?! This is a catastrophe and you're trolling for upvotes with the lamest pun imaginable? Take this f*****g seriously; we're all dead if we don't act.

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

Holey cow!

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Switching the wiring of all the switches would be amazing. That would drive me insane.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Or replace the light switches with raw beef

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

Well, first you've got to be the very best, like no one ever was...

Artist Illustrates Honest Feelings That We Keep To Ourselves In 22 Candy Heart Comics

It's not orange it's green. Also I'm colorblind

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

The sad part about your "revenge" is that the direct implication of their action is that apparently, you see being gay as something to be ashamed of. And that you can mock people by marking them as gay. But being gay shouldn't be something to be ashamed of, or be mocked by, and actions like this keep that idea up, and can withhold other people from being open about their sexuality.

309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

Is there a way to upvote x50? Should i create 50 new accounts?

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

You're very young, at an age where anyone would be confused about sexuality. Give it time, and don't worry too much about it.

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

Good for you! Stand up for yourself and always keep your head up!

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

My fave character in startrek😍😉

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Yep

Here Are 30 Of The Most Impressive Cosplays From Russian Starcon

Pretty sure that anyone who has made it down to #40 doesn't need the parenthetical explanation of what movie Princess Leia is from.

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

That person came out so I am too. I'm not straight, but not gay. I'm not going to identify as anything in particular. I'm just me, and that's okay

50 Heartwarming Photos That Will Give You Hope

I haven't told anyone that I'm not straight because I'm a 13 year old who lives in a place where non straight people are not excepted. Dont downvote me please.

30 Horror-Inducing Educational Dentist Toys That Prove Their Creators Did Not Think It Through

I want one so that I can put it in my sisters room while she sleeps. She would be so scared!!

London Marathon Replaces Water Bottles With Biodegradable And Edible Water Pouches

Am I the only one who finds those oddly satisfying?

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