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Many construction roles are physically demanding which is why it is considered hard work. Every day requires lifting heavy materials and operating dangerous tools while maintaining attention to detail and following a tight schedule. Not to mention all the early mornings and late nights!

So to make it a bit easier for themselves, some workers cut corners. However, that often involves taking up more risk. And the Instagram account 'Construction Fails' is here to remind everyone that there's a limit to how far you can push these boundaries.

#1

''not My Job'' Awards Goes To ⠀

''not My Job'' Awards Goes To ⠀

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sbj
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this even possible? You'd have to be a complete jobsworth

Johnnynatfan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha please explain to me what jobsworth means. I have never heard that term but im in construction and really want to start using it.

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StretcherBearer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the Winchester house, just say ghosts told you where to build

boredpandaki
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

was it too hard to cut the top step andvthen remove the ladder...?

Shoe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shockingly this is real. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6711599/Ladder-stuck-roof-frame-hilarious-building-blunder.html

Carla Phillips
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a construction person but isn't there inspections that have to be done? Like, what would they indicate the reason for the top of a ladder sticking out of the roof?

SZ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why??? It takes so much more effort to build around the ladder then it does to just MOVE IT

Ozymandias73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they actually paint the ladder too!?

Joshua David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Someone is getting thier a$$ kicked.

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    #2

    Rules For The Jobsite

    Rules For The Jobsite

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes one must be on the employeer side...

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but sometimes you gotta let Darwin sort it out... 😆

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something happened on this jobsite to make this sign necessary and I want details

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet it was more than just one thing. We NEED details!

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, do what we are paying you for!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn, there's goes my plans for the day....

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I was so excited to conduct rough and boisterous feats of strength!

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    Susan Teter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you will have a 10 minute time out, and no juice box.

    The Exquisite Pancake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it better wave goodbye to my plans 😑

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things I encountered on archaeological digs: wheelbarrow races (one person pushes, one is inside), pickaxe throwing (YEET), boat races (it was "experimental" though) and long distance shoveling.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No feats of strength?! How will we celebrate festivus?

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    There are many, many ways you can injure yourself at work, but the National Safety Council (NSC) found that there are seven common safety hazards that are spotted over and over again. 

    It shouldn’t be a surprise that working at height is at the top of the list. Issues related to scaffolding and ladders are among the most frequently cited violations. NSC consultant JoAnn Dankert said hazards associated with working at height can originate from a lack of understanding. Employers may not know they have to provide fall protection or the fall protection gear may not be worn properly or not hooked up to anything. Some employers don’t even have a written fall protection procedure or process.

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    #3

    This Will Be The New Way To Get Around All Job Sites

    This Will Be The New Way To Get Around All Job Sites

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Wile E. Coyote Vibes' are Strong with this one!

    Scp_049
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I build that all the time in TOTK (The new Zelda game)

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this rig in the new Zelda game

    D00FINSHMERTZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already work great as a scooter with fantastic two wheeled cornering capabilities. I speak from experience.

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto, just watch out for the edge of the loading dock...

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    dingliusyeeeeeeeeeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet theyre working on a jet engine version now.

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    #4

    Nothing To See Here Folks

    Nothing To See Here Folks

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    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything can be fixed with tape or WD-40.

    Falcon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, if it doesn't move, but should - WD-40. If it shouldn't move, but does - duct tape.

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40.

    Jo Blokees
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This common place after a crash, is to prevent splinters and give temporary stability, visibility.

    Bisha Moten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is standard practice with broken poles. It's just temporary until they can replace it with a new one.

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's the name of that street that I am never ever driving down.

    BoredPamda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't duct it, fûck it.

    Genny McD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape! Ahhh the possibilities.....

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the tiny rope that gets me

    actaeon cross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is too far down! The support rope had my attention more than anything

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    SJones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom always said duct tape will fix anything.

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    #5

    The Most Appropriate Anchor Point

    The Most Appropriate Anchor Point

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    Matthew Lindeman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Honey, I’m gonna go take the painter for a walk!”

    UncleRussian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's a good painter?? Who's such a cute little painter?? Yes you are yes you are!"

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, let's face it, that man has a lot of...umm...inertia

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and he's holding that leash with *two* fingers, not even a thumb. Painter falls, anchor dude ain't holding that for more than a tenth of a second.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the guy holding the harness(leash) hiding a naked guy up his t-shirt?

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that. I laughed so hard my sides hurt!

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    whatever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy has a "Dickdoo" (that's when your stomach sticks out farther than your d**k do.....).

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a problem with fetish but not in public please

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's between that guy and the plate, the "safety" guy is def gonna save the plate

    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think about this, if that guy falls and the guy holding him falls too. There isn't going to be a lot left of the poor fellow. Flat as a pancake.

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems as if he's the most stable point in the building.

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    Another common issue is poor housekeeping. Imagine there’s a pile of things blocking the emergency exits or crumbling ceilings and leaking water that no one takes care of; all of this can contribute to slips and falls. Things like that just invite trouble and increase the risk of injury. 

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    Not to mention other threats like allergens, biological agents, and chemicals. According to another NSC consultant, Rachel Harrington, when an organization purchases and uses chemicals, it needs to have a control system and know why they were ordered and when to use them.

    #6

    Bob Doesn’t Do Just One Safety Infraction, He Does Many

    Bob Doesn’t Do Just One Safety Infraction, He Does Many

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    DforDory
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be circus artists on their day off.

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, as Bob is about to paint the whole roof by just using his mouth IN RECORD TIME!

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    I give up on society
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many construction worker does it take to change a lightbulb.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None, because he still doesn't reach. 🤣

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    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought that was a light bulb in his mouth, but where in the f**k is the light or socket it goes into? so that leave me with the question what the f**k is in his mouth?

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the screams won't be heard when the inevitable happens.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no. His name is Billy Bob Wayne Lee. I've seen this... after he fell. DIY is a shortcut to DIE as we say in medicine.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of workers and ladders required for a job are directly correlated to the size if lightbulb that must be changed. I think the equation is 1XL-LB=4W+2L. Hence, if the light bulb shoved in your mouth is standard size, you need just one ladder and 2 workers, as proven by the equation: 1LB=2W+1L. It's simple math people. Didn't you learn lightbulb-ometry in school?

    Michelle Quiej
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This yet more proof why women live longer than men ;)

    ScottO
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one guy "supervising"... "I'm here if you need a hand!"

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a floodlight bulb in his MOUTH?!?!? WTF, Chuck??

    Lolly Gagger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he’s painting with his mouth is just the icing on the cake

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is actually changing a lightbulb.

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    #7

    Is This Any Better Bob?

    Is This Any Better Bob?

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be an anchor point under those sandbags... the sandbags are just there to protect the structure and offer stability... right???? This is what I'm telling myself 😬

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the swing stage will be fine. It is the lack of harnesses and safety lines on the guys that has me worried. Well, that plus the incorrect anchorage, plus the beams aren't tied back with cable, plus the fact the beam overhang is way too close to the building...

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    Damian DeGiovine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Little did bob know, that frank was about to knock all those sand bags over"

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're doing it on 2 sides of the building at the same time, amazing! They might be safer securing each platform diagonally across the roof to each other.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this regulation, guys? Did you at least mark off the potential crash spot on the sidewalk so people are also inadvertently killed?

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these posts are from countries where workers don’t have the luxury of a choice. In order to survive health and safety is something that must be sacrificed.

    SJones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the effort it took to do this when the correct way is easier.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Chuck came along and took two bags of cement for the patio

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    #8

    Bobs Solution When The Trench Is Just A Little Too Deep For The Bucket

    Bobs Solution When The Trench Is Just A Little Too Deep For The Bucket

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    StretcherBearer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lunch is on the ceiling again

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the last time we hire Aussie contractors! ;-)

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's say this was done on purpose. How does he expect to get this back out?

    Kristi Gladden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to figure out how the person got out of the vehicle since both doors are facing the dirt walls…🤔🤔🤔🤔

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like a Volvo tank?

    Fabiano Sousa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elusive OATOA in it's habitat.

    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. I just can't stop laughing at this one. One question though - HOW???

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    #9

    Why Bother Getting A Lift When You Have Three Ladders And Some Lumber Right Bob

    Why Bother Getting A Lift When You Have Three Ladders And Some Lumber Right Bob

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    Susan Teter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet he has time for a pic

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst one by far. Edit: how do you even assemble it before you stand on it???

    BatPhace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this person is wearing gym shorts and tennis shoes on a construction site says just as much as the Jenga tower of ladders and lumber he's standing on omg

    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is bad, you need to google 'Fred Dibnah', a legendary steeplejack.

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    Marc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In f*****g sane. Bro needs his breathing license revoked

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of stupidity is staggering.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder where that (or who that) big red spot came from on the ground

    Kristin Schwiebert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason that women live longer than men.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm outta here. Years in the construction/painting trades, and these posts are forcing me understand why some people think so little of manual laborers, and that makes me sad.

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    The most important things when it comes to preventing slips, trips, and falls are making sure that the flooring is intact, spills are cleaned and blind spots are covered with warning signs or mirrors.

    Also, there’s always the issue of fire hazards. Employees should make sure that flammable materials are always kept in designated locations. 

    #10

    When Electrician Bob Runs His Conduit Where You Told Him Not To

    When Electrician Bob Runs His Conduit Where You Told Him Not To

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    The Exquisite Pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is this mysterious bob and why is he watching/destroyed life as we know it

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CONDUIT!!! Wait, no you can't .

    Chrissy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder.....um, no he can't.

    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop blaming sparks! We're the brains of the operation. We can even read "NOT ELECTRIC" off that ductwork

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During renovations, we discovered why we were having trouble with our TV system. Same thing as happened here. Someone drilled through the TV power cables to put in a Power point further along the wall, some 2 feet from the TV system power point.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the conduit was there first, though.

    Sumdumfu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me that looks like he cut through the pipes first AND THEN the wall. Looks like an entry wound not an exit wound

    Shoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you people have against Bobs?

    Krod Mandoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smh this is why you hire someone to xray (or sonar or radar or however those things work) the floor BEFORE you bore a whole through it! The hole man is the failure here, not the electrician

    dan martyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the electrician, could be the guy putting holes through walls, you can bet there was an awful lot of work done in finding out it was the other guys fault. Also, why BIM and 3D modelling exist

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    #11

    Bob Hold On I’ll Give You A Hand Out

    Bob Hold On I’ll Give You A Hand Out

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks painful, and it looks as if in the very near future it will be even more painful.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of those stories from ER. So exactly how did you get the 2 by 4 stuck up your back passage? Like this!

    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look like he is sitting on it, it looks like it is stuck up.......Oh, please forget I even said anything!

    Yoyo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Bob, you wanna come down?' 'Nah, not yet'

    Tom_Nook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bros gonna give birth to tree saplings.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is about to produce rectangular turds.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, doctor, I accidentally fell on it😉

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    #12

    This Has Been Posted All Over

    This Has Been Posted All Over

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    Nika Strokappe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Even Apeldoorn bellen" (used to be a commercial in the Netherlands where they were pouring concrete but a mouse made a hole in the wall so it all leaked out and the builders are just commenting: it always takes more that you think doesn't it... If that happens you have to call Apeldoorn, the city where a major insurance company had is office)

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! "Hey boss, we may have a slight issue with the stairway."

    Mike Hunt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make the most of it, slip and sliiiiide!

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a nice side of chemical burn! A little worse than those grass burns we all got as kids, shooting off the end of the slip n slide. Maybe a lot worse. Not saying it wouldn't be fun though. U bring some intertubes and I'll bring some rubber waders and we'll make a day of it. See you there!

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably some of the wooden boxing gave way when they were pouring concrete on the next level. It's certainly more than one wheelbarrow load.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realtor: "And this home features the very latest architectural trend, the Waterfall Staircase. Of course, we have to charge extra for that."

    Shane S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but I had Taco Bell

    Marc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few times "epic" describes the fail

    Mark Allan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I don't have to clean it up

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    Next, we have electrical – extension cords. Dankert often witnesses “daisy-chaining” – using multiple extension cords or power strips for a device. At one manufacturing facility Dankert visited, she saw as many as five extension cords chained together.

    “It was almost like Christmas tree lights,” she said. “All you really saw were all these electrical cords everywhere.”

    #13

    Real Heroes Don’t Wear Capes, Real Heroes Strap Loads To The Roof And Pray

    Real Heroes Don’t Wear Capes, Real Heroes Strap Loads To The Roof And Pray

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine they have the red flag....,.

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the name of physics, stop!

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How some people feel about spandex. Just because it "technically" fits doesn't mean it should b done

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could they at least get an escort?! Who the hell helped him do this and freely sent him on his way with hope for him and any unlucky human happening by

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the hand/arm coming out of the cab to hold it in place?

    Brie Sansotta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, its the car behind who prays

    Nathan Shipman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is going to turn into a giant baseball bat and smack something some feet away.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His shocks and struts will never be the same.

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    #14

    The Backside Of The Rebar Really Needed To Be Inspected Didn’t It Bob

    The Backside Of The Rebar Really Needed To Be Inspected Didn’t It Bob

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's wearing his safety helmet :)

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a reflective reflective vest... it will make much easier finding the corpse.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approved for WHAT, though? Propping doors open, absolutely. Part of a dividing wall, sure. Suspended over a seemingly bottomless chasm for a guy to stand on - I'm thinking questionable at best.

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    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a idiot, I would do that if attached to a safety rope, but no safety rope, he is a stupid idiot.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, yes, he's doing the right thing minus the safety rope. You gotta check both sides of some jobs, folks.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do feel sorry for poor Bob. He gets all the s**t jobs. No wonder he f**ks up a few times.

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knees have turned to jelly...

    Richard Mueller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For my next number, I'll play "How High The Sky".

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    #15

    Don't Worry Guys.the Taper Will Fix It Haha

    Don't Worry Guys.the Taper Will Fix It Haha

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    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was tapping and mudding that, I would follow it up by taping and mudding the person that drywalled it.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is the job site manager, Krusty the Clown?!? First off, how do you get that many differently shaped "extra" pieces, and second, has no one else noticed the substantial crack in the perpendicular surface? I've seen half-a$$ed jobs, and jobs done by a$$holes, but this $hit$how takes the CAKE!

    Dawn Duckworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's one way to use up scrap. Drywall mesh and a load of spackle, you may actually never know (Patched drywall with similar ridiculous amount of holes in an apartment complex as the handyman. It should never take 17 nail and screw holes to hang a curtain rod.)

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you we could put those left over pieces to good use.

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tape, Guerilla glue, it'll be as good as new

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is still new to mosaic, he'll get there

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, this is sad!

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    Although extension cords can be useful for temporarily supplying power for certain operations, the key word is “temporarily.” When a cord is used for several weeks or months, Dankert said, OSHA doesn’t consider the use temporary. This opens the door for a violation.

    Beyond that, extension cords lying on the ground for extended periods of time are a trip hazard. They also can be subject to traffic abuse if run over by forklifts or feet, which can wear down insulation and create shock hazards. When cords are daisy-chained, they can easily overdraw electricity from the circuits, causing the wires to heat up and potentially result in a fire.

    #16

    Builder Bob Hiding From Monday’s!

    Builder Bob Hiding From Monday’s!

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    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously hope this guy survived. This is terrifying.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he understand how close he is to suffocation? Oh f no!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he can climb out that window now! Should’ve then out earlier!

    karen Young
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the quicksand we were warned about as children, in every TV shows.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Bob's f**ked when the tide comes back in.

    Miss Melanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look at the photo, the more scary it gets!

    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still see him, not a very good hiding spot

    Pamela Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding from Monday's mandatory window rescue exercise.

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    #17

    Hey Bob Just Drop Her Right Over There

    Hey Bob Just Drop Her Right Over There

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely needs a new roof now.

    Mike Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bit of duct tape and a quick spray of WD-40 and good to go!

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    Carlos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah boss, sorry your roof was beyond repair, the whole thing needs to be replaced, that'll be an extra $20k

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this happen in real life

    Damian DeGiovine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Daddy?, Is there supposed to be a hole in the roof?"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes son, now we can do our stargazing from indoors."

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    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now instead of being paid to lay new shingles, the roofers will get to build the homeowner a new roof at their own expense.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait a minute. were they roofing over the shingles?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I know now, that the sun and contractor will be paying out butt loads of cash to the owner of this house, who will a,e sure Bob never works again!

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would that even need to be on the roof?

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    #18

    Yea Bob We’ve Got The Same Feeling About This Week As Well

    Yea Bob We’ve Got The Same Feeling About This Week As Well

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad side, is that this is one of the safest setup in the whole page.

    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that's kinda what working while you have your period feels like sometimes...

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From today, women in Spain can have paid "menstrual leave". The law passed last December and enters into force today. It gives the right to a three-day “menstrual” leave of absence - with the possibility of extending it to five days - for those with disabling periods. It needs a doctor's note, of course, and social security will foot the bill. Of course it's too early for an evaluation (some people say that it may be a handicap for women seeking a job).

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same poor man taking a 2x4 up the butt in the previous post? OSHA must be wondering why all the sudden Increases in rectal Injuries suddenly being reported.

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a lot of overpopulated countries (like Brazil) it's a lot cheaper for them to pay for low-wage labor instead of buying earth-moving equipment like excavators and bulldozers. Safety laws are pretty non-existent plus you've got corrupt politicians on top of that so nothing gets enforced. You can bash America all you want but when it comes to construction safety laws and enforcing them we're way ahead of most of the world.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Karaoke night he now sings three octaves higher.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the doing construction whilst wearing flip flops for me.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how builders are born, brought by crane instead of stock (:

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My prostate is in my throat guys...

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    #19

    Bob Quick The Safety Inspector Is Here, Get Rid Of The Lift

    Bob Quick The Safety Inspector Is Here, Get Rid Of The Lift

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    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look man hell needs maintenance too alright

    Damian DeGiovine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the devil needs a better roof so his souls don't escape

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just hoping that for the operator's sake they were driving this on the remote and not from the cage. If not, then that ladder may be to retrieve the operator from a tree just out of shot!

    Rebecca O’Donnell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 Robert T, best thing I’ve read all morning!

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should've had more than just thin concrete boards??

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking structure design in the US requires the decking to support a concentrated load of 4000lbs spread over a 5"x5" square in cases where vehicle height is limited (representing the load imposed by a large SUV with half its weight resting on a jack.). A Genie S60 weighs 16,600lbs, so each of its 4 wheels bears 4150lbs at rest. Since they don't have much suspension, any bump or uneveness in the surface would cause a significantly higher live-load, which exceeded the design limits of the parking structure.

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob reinvents the catapult. Discusses results from the next county over.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure we can blame Bob for this one. Bad surface.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do you think laid the surface in the first place?

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    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry there's another shoddy crane on the roof and this pointless ladder complete with a confused cop so it'll be alright!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn time I was up in one of these, THIS happening was always in the back/middle/front of my mind. I hated them and was scared to death most times I was up in one. and they swayed back and forth.

    da pan panda️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bob the builder WE CANT FIX IT Bob the builder NO WE CANT!

    Kim Lorton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I really want to know is, who in their right mind, would park anywhere near this accident waiting to happen!!

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    Forklifts are another common problem. More specifically, trying to work them quickly. When workers are under pressure, they're searching for shortcuts, which include driving with too large of a load or driving distracted. The end result may be hitting a rack, damaging a wall or product, or even injuring a co-worker.

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    #20

    Who Needs Scaffolding For Stairs When You Have Bob Ingenuity

    Who Needs Scaffolding For Stairs When You Have Bob Ingenuity

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even less safe than The Contraption (tm) that I built for our stairs. Basically just a small platform with legs the height on one step on one side and nothing on the other. Lay it on one step, the legs sit on the step below and voila, somewhere to put a ladder.

    Glen Ellyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, people like this have a death wish. 🙄

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make special stair ladders...for interior paibters and stuff like that. I feel like I'd rather see something stacked beneath this ladder, than a vice gripped board. There weren't just a few scrap wood blocks or boards laying about?

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't have made a LOT more sense but use a couple block to shim the ladder maybe?

    Bleau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not put the boards under it, huh.

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing quite as handy as Vise Grips.

    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that's basically what a 'proper' leg extension does

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    #21

    When The Electrician Is Using The Lift Bob Improvises

    When The Electrician Is Using The Lift Bob Improvises

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new feature most people didn't know backhoes came with.....

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this may actually be an excavator rather than a backhoe because of the tracks (instead of tires). Although take my word with a grain of salt as my expertise in this area is restricted to kids books and TV shows. It’s just so rare I get to potentially list something I only know because of what my kiddo was interested in. Hit me up if you’d like to talk about how big a quetzalcoatlus’ wingspan was!

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can … just … about … reach.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, SOMEONE had to change the radio station.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaa! Yeah, you know the boys didn't want to hear Metallica and Black Sabbath! They wanted Katy Perry and Backstreet Boys (one for TBT)!

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It. Looks. Like he is getting ready to do an aerial cartwheel!!

    karen Young
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he stand on it as it was raised up?

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking to see if he left his phone up there.

    Janet Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why the bucket has that hook on the back.

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    #22

    Just Use The Hazard Notice Board Bob, It’ll Be Fine

    Just Use The Hazard Notice Board Bob, It’ll Be Fine

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe standing on it wasn't listed as a hazard

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, if it isn't listed as a hazard, it must be safe.

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    LovingKnuckle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one honestly isn’t that big a deal. I’ve done it many times.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s doing “Construction Man Pants” right.

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems the hazard wasn't noticed

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before entering this site" doesn't that mean it should be before you entire the site, not hidden in the back used as a ladder-of-sorts so ya know people can know about freaking hazards!?

    Damian DeGiovine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Breaking News!, man puts steel spike below construction workers C%&k, Construction worker gets rushed to the hospital with broken T$#%@!les

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew, we'll, at least it's not the tv box.

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    Moving on, lockout/tagout. These procedures can help prevent serious injuries, but only if they are followed.

    Violation of lockout/tagout procedures often boils down to three reasons:

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    • Complacency;
    • A rush to finish the work;
    • Being unfamiliar with the equipment.

    A lot of organizations have the best procedures in place, but it’s the implementation that fails.

    #23

    It’s Ladder Week At Construction Fails - Pay Attention Osha! When That Top Rung Just Won’t Be Enough

    It’s Ladder Week At Construction Fails - Pay Attention Osha! When That Top Rung Just Won’t Be Enough

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just following the exhortation on the bucket

    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he falls down head first he'll be able to read it. Just before the catastrophic rapid deceleration.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did he use buckets, but there's a BOARD on top of each bucket! Plus, don't ladders usually have a warning sticker that says something like, do not stand above this (second) rung?

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To b fair, the buckets egged him on

    T J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 20 years as a painter and no way ever would I do that the side braces are bowed

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get ready for an ER visit in 3 - 2 - 1.....

    RoseAnne Hutchence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The books are probably from the job safety section in the library.

    David Redman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he ever study physics?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set the situation.. Jimmy Billy Wade, the new employee, knew this was so wrong and was told to report any safety issues immediately to OSHA and the big boss. So, Jimmy Billy called OSHA, then got down on his knees, away from the hazardous situation, and prayed for Bob! The big Guy, would hopefully protect him!! Then 10 minutes later, OSHA made a surprise visit to the new site, and as Bob turned suddenly to hear OSHA announce themselves, he lost his balance and fell….right at the OSHA supervisors’ feet! Bob was bleeding from his head, his back and both legs broken, and one bone peeled out from his shin… OMG, Jimmy Billy screamed! BOB!!! LSHA just said to Jimmy Billy, call an ambulance now, and to Bob he said, I told you once, I told you twice, I told you three times Bob, adhere to the safety rules as EVERY site, and you didn’t so I’m turning you, into a goon, and you will be gone!! As the EMT’s take Bob away, he could be heard screaming, noooooooo! It was all BUNNY FRU FRU’s fault!!

    Norman Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that they can equally distribute the weight equally !

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    #24

    Bob You Remember To Put Up The Pylons Right?

    Bob You Remember To Put Up The Pylons Right?

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    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a 'pylon' in this context? In English, they are support towers, usually used to carry high voltage power lines. How do America use the word? From the context, I'd been expecting to see the words 'traffic cones' or 'road barrier'.

    Majungasaurus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call traffic cones pylons sometimes in North America (edit: I’m 🇨🇦, from BC. I’ve worked in traffic control and currently in automotive. We use them every day and call them “pylons” 90% of the time, I actually only learned the term “traffic cone” when I was in training for traffic control. I didn’t even realize some people didn’t know them as “pylons” until this post. Y’all can try to tell me “I live here and I’ve personally never heard that,” but the fact that you haven’t personally had this experience doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong, all I can do is 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ try googling “pylon emoji” and see what comes up.)

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    Jo Blokees
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems the driver is at fault here, cones are clearly placed

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he had to move them to get through then no, they're not.

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no-one said where to put them.

    YetAnotherSarah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is right about what a pylon is! It is all those things. If you're curious why all these seemingly disparate things are all called pylons, look up what a pylon is in the context of air racing.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me that semantics is NOT the PROBLEM, here!

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody loses here. Everybody

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww what a shame, the rest of it looks so perfect!!

    Cory Kent
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw some questions asking about the word pylons. This comes from some places calling the little cones used in gym class, "pylons." The ones in school would not be called traffic cones, obviously. Then the word pylons was used for the larger ones used outside for actual traffic control. Many construction workers and other people know and use traffic cones, but most others have only heard the one word for it. My question is what do you who use UK English call the little tiny cones in gym class, since pylon is in use for the tower supports?

    William Dennett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m giggling uncontrollably at these. I must be tired. Poor Bob, but mostly poor everyone-around-Bob. 😁

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    #25

    I Feel Like Bob Is Starting To Tell A Story

    I Feel Like Bob Is Starting To Tell A Story

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    UncleRussian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to express himself, get himself out into the world

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy ****! That bird must've been the size of a jumbo jet!

    SolitaryIntrovert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of mistake are they trying to cover with that much wite-out ??!!??

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of his early works titled "Damn It Jim, You're Fired."

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you request overnight air express.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice color. Sea foam.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes; Bob is also quite the artist.

    Rick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people does it take to look after spilled paint?

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    Chemicals can be expensive, and workers in some industries may never know when they’ll need to use them, but this kind of thinking can lead to serious hazards. Before you know it, you have all these materials no one wants or needs.

    It may be easy to overlook a small, 5-gram bottle, but those 5 grams can become unstable over time. When an organization purchases and uses chemicals, it needs to have a control system. It needs to know what the chemicals are for and why they were ordered.

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    #26

    Bob Doesn’t Have An Operators License So He Hand Digs

    Bob Doesn’t Have An Operators License So He Hand Digs

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    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's either insane or has a death wish. 😲

    Neener Neener
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat Bob is about to get mailed all over the country having his photo taken.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep digging… Might just dig your own grave.

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    #27

    Hey Bob Can You Go Grab The Bucket Off The Top Shelf?

    Hey Bob Can You Go Grab The Bucket Off The Top Shelf?

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so sorry for whoever had to clean that up.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened on a much smaller scale to me two days ago. Spilled an almost full gallon of Killz on the floor. It was not fun to clean to say the least.

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    David Redman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep discount on white paint.. DIY time.

    T J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning that up will be a two day job

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the driver, that might make me quit

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, noooooo! Forget the absolute a*****e customers, thievery, return/exchange fraud... this is every handyman store's nightmare. Where do they even begin!??

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something very similar has happened to cream, only is was heavy cream.... which is about difficult to clean up as paint

    TheMemeMachine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand now we're painting the entire store.

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    #28

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of those images that "move" if you scroll the screen edit: THANKS BORED&INSCHOOL! SCROOOOLL

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if you stare unfocused, a 3D image of Bob himself can be seen in the shingles.

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    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the boss's son helps.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your family tree does not fork.

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY hope so! If they paid for that, I'd probably start crying right here in the car

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    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't pay for it until you inspect the job! Wish I had taken my own advice!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the name of all that is holy...

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would have done it better.

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the entire roof was done by someone who had no idea whatsoever about how to lay shingles. We can only hope it's in a place where it never rains. Otherwise, they're going to get drenched inside.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The work around the window, is awful and will surely leak. There will be no final walk through as the owners will sue encore that happens!!

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    Finally, we come to confined spaces. They can present a number of hazards, and many tragedies involving confined spaces have occurred because an employer didn’t issue a permit or failed to carry out a risk assessment.

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    If the risk assessment and permit process are done correctly, and all steps are followed, employers shouldn't have a problem.

    #29

    Bob Just Doesn’t Have Time To Rent Scissor Lifts

    Bob Just Doesn’t Have Time To Rent Scissor Lifts

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    Joey Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's in Illinois. Woulda been a $2 million fine!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "apparently Bob and any member of his family!

    Lawmom1966
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all of these guys have already had enough accidents that they can’t think straight anymore.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scissor lifts are for wimps

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    #30

    I Got You Bob

    I Got You Bob

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    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest: nothing you can do on an official job site, but for home improvement, this isn't too bad. Just guesstimating, using my index finger as a ruler, I'd say black shirt guy has to hold about 20% of white shirt guy's weight by pure leverage. White shirt guy ain't the bulkiest, let's say (and that's a stretch) 80 kg, plus the ladder weighing 10kg of which Black Shirt has to hold roundabout 50%. That makes roughly 20kg. So that's a crate of beer. For any movement White Shirt makes, Black Shirt only has to compensate for about 20% as well, the rest is going to go into the ground without any effect. This makes it way more stable for Black Shirt, as he's got way less load, and way more stable for White Shirt, cause Black Shirt won't jiggle as much (and even if he does, the leverage will compensate). I mean, it'd STILL be a better idea to get a specialised ladder, yadda yadda yaddy, but be honest: for that ONE LIGHTBULB you need to put in, would YOU rent that?

    LovingKnuckle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math, logic, calculations blah blah. The guy in the black shirt lost a bet to the white shirt guy on who had the biggest nuts

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    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many companies here in North America that routinely put their workers in peril- expecting workers to climb more that one storey on a ladder by themselves, ( the ladder can kick out from underneath, the correct way is to have someone using their body weight on the bottom). Not enforcing safety equipment, safety glasses, respirators, Niosh Respirators, not providing sufficient protection from toxins like lead, asbestos, insecticides…. I will never forget when a tech came to spray for mud daubers and he was directly beneath downwind from the poison he was spraying by a few feet! He had sores around his nose and mouth, on his hands, was very pale and I feared greatly for his health. Sadly, many companies employ contractors because it absolves them of moral responsibility to their staff.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is that usually takes creativity of two :)

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got you, Bob; just let me smile for this picture taker!

    TheMemeMachine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading the title to the tune of 'I've got you babe', from Sonny and Cher

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said before, poor Bob gets all the sh*t jobs. The guy with the beard will let go, something will break, then Bob gets blamed. Bob - go on strike.

    helen anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading,seeing all of this remind me to never inquire about Bob's services!

    RoseAnne Hutchence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that we never see women (tradeswomen or any other) in any of these situations?

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the wood extensions with the clamps on the ladder was the safer option.

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    The NSC consultants stress that the seven hazards presented are by no means an exhaustive list. And as you can see in the pictures, many other hazards can exist at a worksite, and spotting them requires vigilance.

    #31

    Bob - There’s A Wind Storm Coming Through Tonight - You Remembered To Secure The Materials Right?⠀

    Bob - There’s A Wind Storm Coming Through Tonight - You Remembered To Secure The Materials Right?⠀

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    J-Stryker666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is from my city. I remember when this was happening!

    Itz-Nova (Ve / Ver)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to dislike Bob...very strongly

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, is Bob!

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like pieces of the sky has fallen off

    #32

    Why Waste Time Mixing When The Bag Will Do Just Fine Right Bob?

    Why Waste Time Mixing When The Bag Will Do Just Fine Right Bob?

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    Bisha Moten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quikrete is designed to work this way. One of the things it notes on the bag, is that you can do this, soak the bag, and when it hardens you get a kind of block.

    Dawn Duckworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Mixed concrete would require a barrier so it wouldn't leak out. This is actually the perfect solution for this type of problem

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen retaining walls built this way.

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    #33

    Bob Getting Creative With The Crane Setup

    Bob Getting Creative With The Crane Setup

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put cones to tell people not to park there. People move cones to park there. Smile and think of the best way to annoy them.

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his spirit animal is a cat - "If I fits, I sits."

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go right ahead and park there buddy. I'll show him.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK, that car hasn't moved since 2021.

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    #34

    Nailed It Bob

    Nailed It Bob

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing wrong with this is a lack of understanding as to what is going on. You can clearly see that that road has been cut to make way for a different kerb/pavement layout, as there is black infill that doesn't have road markings on it. The crossing markings have yet to be burnt off and remarked in their new positions.

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF this just looks like the pavement (sidewalk) has just been relaid complete with the ramps and the road markings haven't yet been re-done.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a new, handicap ramp was put in. The crosswalk will probably be fixed next.

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious motto here is "near enough is good enough"

    #35

    Nailed It Bob

    Nailed It Bob

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    Bisha Moten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "Where is that damn joist!?" reaction.

    Dawn Duckworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (see ridiculous drywall corner above) Hence 17 holes to hang a curtain rod!

    AlyDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... What the hell did they screw the drywall into? Wow... fail on so many levels lol

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little farther. A little more. More. More. More. Nailed it!

    #36

    Thanks To Reddit Aquariusvittae For This One!

    Thanks To Reddit Aquariusvittae For This One!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they wrapping it in brown paper to mail it somewhere?

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children, how many ladders can you find in this picture?

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    #37

    Who Needs Pipe Hangers

    Who Needs Pipe Hangers

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    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind galvanized pipes touching copper pipes. 😣

    AlyDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh. As long as you don't need a plunger. This is just a waste.

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    #38

    Quick Bob No One Will Notice

    Quick Bob No One Will Notice

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    sivle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cringe when that kind of stuff gets close to power lines.

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OSHA approved until it isnt

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one is better than the guy standing on the back of the bucket in that other picture.

    #39

    When There’s No Lift On Earth That Will Get You There And The Scaffold Is Too Expensive

    When There’s No Lift On Earth That Will Get You There And The Scaffold Is Too Expensive

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    #40

    The Original Tag On This Was "Just Sketchy Enough" - I'd Argue Bob Engineered This One In His Sleep

    The Original Tag On This Was "Just Sketchy Enough" - I'd Argue Bob Engineered This One In His Sleep

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you didn't order the right sized cherry-picker.

    AlyDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he hooks the ladder on the top on the roof, this one isnt that bad. At least his friend isnt holding one end up 🤣

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    #41

    New Tools, Same Bob

    New Tools, Same Bob

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This worked out well enough up until the guy holding the ladder had to take his lunch.

    Mark Allan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when we were young and dumb. Omg

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    #42

    Bob

    Bob

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    Nobody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the worst that could happen?

    Frances Mooney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the hook is upside down. Not a surprise...

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once again, cue the circus music.