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Alexander Pope famously said: "To Err is human." He is probably also saying from his grave that "to err on social media with confidence is really, really embarrassing." Or maybe we are looking at it all wrong. Maybe this kind of blind confidence should be admired. Even studied. Because the comment sections of the internet are full of them, and it is an epidemic that doesn't seem to be ending soon.

What Pope did actually end up saying was that to "forgive is divine." We aren't sure what it makes us if we point, repost, and laugh. But it is surely very far from divine. But Bored Panda did the dirty work for you and compiled the most confident among the confident. The knights of not-knowing. The folks who saw an opportunity to argue and completely disregarded the consequences of their undeniable wrongness.

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Tweet about confusion between Marie Curie and Mariah Carey involving family relation

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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::lays down and expires of secondhand idiocy::

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    Tweet about confusing Native American poverty with Indian billionaires online

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    Balseraph
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they'd correctly chosen a list of wealthy first nations people, the existence of rich people doesn't negate the existence of poor people.

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    Social media post claims no nation lasts over 250 years with reply about older pub

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    Australian First Nations people enter the chat ...

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    Before assuming that confidently wrong people are simply undereducated, check yourself. Lord Kelvin, aka William Thomson, was one of the most brilliant physicists of the 19th century and the man who essentially revolutionized thermodynamics. There is even a unit of measurement named after him, so it is safe to say the man had something going on upstairs.

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    That same man declared confidently that "radio has no future," insisted that "X-rays will prove to be a hoax," and stated with full conviction that "flying machines larger than air are impossible." All three of those things now exist, and we can't even imagine a reality without them. Genius comes with no immunity to being spectacularly, historically wrong, and the sooner we realise that, the better.

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    Social media post with facepalm-worthy mistake about heart rate and body temperature

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    Anya Sylver Foxx
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh I think they got celcius confused with farenhieght lol. 98.7 C is like 209 F. So the heartbeat would be 0.

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    #6

    Funny online comment miscalculating Taco Bell worker salary.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s still not enough to,live on without a second job or a roommate

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    You might want to argue that Lord Kelvin was simply a product of his times, so what excuse did Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft, have? He watched Apple announce the original iPhone in 2007 and laughed on camera. In a USA Today interview that has since been viewed millions of times, probably on the very device he was mocking.

    "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. He doubled down on Microsoft's existing mobile strategy, missed the smartphone revolution entirely, and the whole episode is widely credited as one of the most expensive wrong opinions in corporate history. The iPhone currently holds around 60% of the US smartphone market. No chance, indeed.

    #7

    Online comments showing facepalm-worthy examples of people being proudly stupid online

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must hurt to be that stupid. And the unearned arrogance too.

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    #8

    Online debate about Bible misquoting common fishing parable

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    Rusty’scate
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessi’s actually gives people tons of free fish

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    #9

    Social media comments debating Jackie Robinson and national anthem on Boston Red Sox post

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    As I sit here at this very moment wearing a Colin Kaepernick jersey.

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    The reason people dig in rather than fold is not stupidity; it is neuroscience. Psychologist Mike Brooks Ph.D. explains that the brain processes being wrong as a direct threat to identity and survival, triggering the same defensive response as a physical threat.

    "When our personal or social identity is at stake," he notes, "we are more likely to distort reality and deny that we are wrong to defend such identities." So the person in the comments getting increasingly unhinged might seem stubborn, but their brain has classified the correction as an onslaught and is just doing what nature intended it to.

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    Funny tweet wrongly calculating age of kid born in 2010 with basic math error

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    Robert T
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prof standing for what? Professional idiot? ;-)

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    The frustrating irony is that being wrong is actually one of the most useful things a person can do, if they let it be. ASCD, formerly the Association for Supervision and Curriculum Development, identifies mistakes as a critical tool for deeper learning, noting that a positive mistake culture can reinforce metacognition, build resilience, and open up learning that correct answers simply cannot.

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    They also say we should strive towards creating a "positive mistake culture," where we don't get dismissed for being wrong. The problem is that this only works if the person experiencing the mistake is willing to sit with the discomfort of it rather than immediately launching a counteroffensive in a comment thread.

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    #13

    Discussion questioning evolution theory citing physics and fossil evidence

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    So they do not understand physics either? Personally I stay well clear of physics, you never know when they are going to read your mind.

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    #14

    Social media post arguing about language in Oklahoma City mask ordinance post

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that "Oklahoma" itself derives from Choctaw, not English, you'd think this would be self-evident. I'd love to be the one to educate this person that it actually means "red people," a name which reflected Chief Allen Wright's hope, in 1865, for an all-Indigenous state.

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    #15

    Twitter debate about mask effectiveness and medical opinions

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    Charlotte
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Til sacred geometry is a thing; I've been going around living in plain old regular geometry

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    But one burning question remains unanswered. Are men or women more likely to have all the audacity in the comment section? Behavioral studies examining the effects of testosterone found that higher levels are associated with decreased cognitive reflection and an increased intuitive feeling of being correct.

    This does not mean that men are wrong more often, but it does suggest they may be quicker to form a snap judgment and slower to question it afterward. The double-checking step, the one where you pause and think "wait, am I sure about this," is the exact step that gets skipped.

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    #17

    Social media thread misunderstanding bacterial growth on masks with petri dish images

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mask is not a petri dish where you grow bacteria though.

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    #18

    Online debate about the origin and naming of hamburgers and vegan alternatives

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    zatrisha
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Hamburg is derived from "hamme", which means "bend in the river", and "burg", which means "city" or "castle".

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    What happens after the mistake is also telling. Sociological and psychological research notes that men tend to frame past errors briefly and philosophically, filing them under "learning experience" and moving on. Women are more likely to give detailed, emotionally expressive accounts of where things went wrong.

    Neither approach is objectively better, but one of them does produce significantly more self-awareness about the mechanics of the mistake, which is probably useful information the next time the urge to post with absolute certainty arrives.

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    #19

    Online debate misunderstanding meaning of trinity shows people being proudly stupid online

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    When I was a school psychologist/special ed teacher I took my students to the airport for a field trip, and when we got back I asked for a few words on what they thought of their day. One of my darling students started his paper with “Today we went on a feel trip.” All this time he thought it was a “feel trip.” I am sure he wondered why we never got to touch the planes.

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    #20

    Incorrect claims about snow leopards and Mount Everest location in America

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    Charlotte
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's a hill called Everest or something? I mean, I've been to Paris Ontario ( 1/10, do not recommend)

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    #21

    Reddit conversation about drag queens, grooming, and conspiracy sources

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me how many drag queens m****t children and how many priests m****t children and then tell me which number is bigger. Go on. I’ll wait

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    The good news is that there is a way out, and it is simpler than most people make it. Deborah Grayson Riegel, writing for Harvard Business Review, says, "Swallow your pride, say 'I was wrong.'" Offer a brief explanation without turning it into a defense, and actually listen to the response without interrupting or getting defensive.

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    If your mistake affected other people, acknowledge that specifically. Address both the practical fallout and the relational one, because sometimes the real damage is not the wrong answer but the way you argued for it. Then tell people what you have learned and what you plan to do differently. That is the whole process. It is not complicated; it is just uncomfortable.

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    What the comment sections collected here have in common is not malice. Most of these people are not bad, they are just deeply, visibly committed to a version of events that is not accurate, and the internet has the receipts. There is something almost poetic about a medium that never forgets being the permanent home of every confident wrong opinion ever typed into it.

    Lord Kelvin at least had the dignity of being wrong before the screenshot existed. The rest of these people were not so lucky.

    Have you ever had to argue against someone who stood their ground despite being embarrassingly wrong? Let's have a laugh about it together in the comments.

    #25

    Reddit user falsely claims to drive Tesla Cybertruck before production starts

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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I will harshly judge anybody who owns one because the muskrat is evil and the “truck” looks like if failed to render properly in a video game

    #26

    Confused discussion about tampon use and female anatomy online

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna be one of those posts where I’m gonna do myself an injury by facepalming too hard. I can see it coming

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    #27

    Comment correcting confusion between Taipei and Taiwan geography online

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til they hear about Taichung, Tainan and Taitung. All on Taiwan

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    #28

    Comment disproving 4,000 year old earth myth with uranium decay scientific facts

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egypt and Greece would like a word. Out back. What baseball bat? Oh you mean this one? Totally forgot I was holding it

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    #29

    Online debate about Mount McKinley and Denali names showing facepalm-worthy confusion

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    Charlotte
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    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I didn't know that Ontario was a description of the lake (ie that it is big and beautiful) until the orange king decided to rename it after a couple of continents, and I live here

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    #32

    Man wearing earbuds focused on phone, mistaken as ignoring girlfriend in prideful stupid online post

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Friends... Romans... Countr... whoops, wrong speech..."

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    #34

    Clarification on video games using less internet data than streaming in viral tweet

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what exactly were we supposed to do during lockdown? Oh wait. I had to work

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    #35

    Tweet misunderstanding Bill Gates vaccine quote as population control

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to have a child and force them to suffer this existence. Or have a woman suffer the humiliation and disgust of dating me and choosing to become pregnant with my child.

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    #37

    Arguments online about whether ducks are birds with misunderstandings

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    I sort of hope there aren’t too many more of these because my brain is trying to escape out of my skull.

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    #41

    Online comments debating Spanish identity and language confusion

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstable?!!! We’re not even gonna talk about “lenguage”

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    #42

    Online comments confusing Antarctica's snow and water surrounded by continents

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    Min (she/her)
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    I was marked wrong on a test in elementary school when I put "Antarctica" as my answer to, "What is the biggest desert on earth?" and I basically had the same argument with the teacher as the one in this post. I remain livid.

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    #44

    Online discussion about Star Wars movie and Natalie Portman

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    Nicky Colohan
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The image shows Padmé Amidala from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones .

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    #45

    User review criticizes recipe listing 8 eggs as non-dairy on cooking website

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time! Eggs aren’t dairy! Correlation does not equal causation! Show me a cow that lays eggs

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    #46

    Online argument claiming girls can't be color blind with detailed rebuttal

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    Balseraph
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete colour blindness is also very rare. I don't know enough to evaluate the source, but the linked source from Wikipedia is to an opthalmology journal and says that it's about 1 in 30000 people are born with achromatopsia.

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    #47

    1982 newspaper clipping doubting the lasting popularity of video games

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we still had the same sort of games people were playing in 1982, she might have had a point. I think this is more a lack of imagination than of intelligence, that she couldn't foresee the way technology in general, and gaming in particular, would evolve. We the public have become bored of specific games/game types and moved on, multiple times, it's just that the "somethings else" that we have turned to continue to include newer, fancier games.

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    #48

    Social media argument about correct usage of you're vs your.

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    Robert T
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apostrophes indicate missing letters, or in this case brain cells!

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    #51

    Map showing 631 mile gap between Argentina and Antarctica with debate about swimming distance

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    Charlotte
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, silly me thinking a 1300+ km swim in icy water would be inconvenient

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    #53

    Comparison meme of Super Bowl and World Cup viewership with incorrect math discussion

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    DooDah Man
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Numbers don't lie. (We are so screwed. )

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    #54

    Comment stating bacteria smaller than an inch can't harm with correction on size

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that now I kinda want a ridiculously oversized pet bacterium? A harmless one, of course...

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    #55

    Discussion on grammar about using I vs me in sentences.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are in doubt about whether to use me or I without another person, just read the sentence out loud with both options and see which one sounds right. In this case, read the car belongs to me or the car belongs to i

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    #56

    Person incorrectly claiming chickens are not animals in proudly stupid online comment

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which leaves plants, fungi, and protoctists. Unless he thinks chickens are prokaryotes, in which case they are either bacteria or archaea.

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    #58

    Comic book character Bloodsport's race corrected in online comment thread

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to the man! He brought Taserface to the big screen!

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    #60

    Reddit argument about primary colors yellow, red, and blue highlights facepalm-worthy ignorance online

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    Shadow the Dragon King
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, neither of them are wrong. In terms of colored light, yellow is a mix of red and green. In terms of pigments, green is a mix of yellow and blue. Never made sense, but it's the truth.

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    #61

    Reddit and Google images comparing homemade crab cakes with a recipe link

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You “made” them. Although, TBF the picture looks really tasty so I can see why you nicked it

    #62

    Social media post wrongly claiming 0.9999 repeating equals zero

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So 0.9999999999999999999 of a cake is still no cake? I'm using that in my defense

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    #63

    Online argument shows embarrassment over grammar correction in social media comments

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    DooDah Man
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile gasoline and diesel prices are at record highs.

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    #64

    Social media argument over correct use of affect and effect in English

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    Nicky Colohan
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RAVEN is a handy memory trick that stands for Remember Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun

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    #65

    Comments arguing probability math with facepalm-worthy errors in online discussion

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    Toothless Feline
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s one in four. Treat each person as an ordered instance (first born, second born). It can be boy first, boy second; boy first, girl second; girl first, boy second; or girl first, girl second. Four possible outcomes, not just three.

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    #68

    Twitter argument over CO2 emissions from a Greek volcano vs humans

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    For reference, "A single Greek volcano's 24-hour output is roughly 1/200,000,000th of total human emissions. "

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    #69

    Social media confusion over Elon Musk's origin describing South Africa as a country

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    Charlotte
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we could be a continent if we cut off that annoying part to the south

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    #70

    Photo of eggs frying on stove sarcastically labeled vegan paella

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    Nik Odongray
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    Eggs are not dairy, but also are not vegan.

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    #72

    Confused online comment about Ireland and British identity

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add to the confusion: people from Northern Ireland are from the UK but aren't British

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