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Mike Greaney, a comics artist from Australia, is someone who apparently can come up with the most unexpected ending to any story. And he uses this skill well in his work, spanning entertaining panels of comics regularly on his social media.

“I get inspiration from all sorts of things,” Mike says. “For shorter comics, I mostly try to think of something that would be fun to draw: a werewolf transforming, a bog witch, ghosts, etc., and try to think of a joke to justify the drawings. My longer form comics generally start with a question 'what if you could spawn unlimited ducks?' 'what if a Twitter spam robot became sentient?' and the characters and stories evolve out from there.”

Scroll down to see some of Mike’s best comics!

More info: Instagram | twitter.com

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Bruno Madrigal
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll eat your salad, Mr. Satan, sir! I'm sure it's delicious!

Omegacatcj
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that Bruno has a Bored Panda account

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Cool Raul
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he didn't ask to have his salad tossed;

Sussybaka
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude, just because his a bad guy don't mean he is a bad guy or cook

Memymo68
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fire roasted lettace gross

rumade
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take a little gem lettuce, cut in half lengthways, sprinkle with cumin and salt, BBQ/griddle briefly. It tastes amazing

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Deadman Walking
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, hippies follow Jesus Christ teachings more than these self proclaimed christians do

S
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The colors on your computer are way off. The satan character is clearly red

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Fnaf 7735
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(salad) yep that is totally what I thought.

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When asked how the idea of making comics came about, the artist explained: “I’m an animator by trade, and while I love animation, it takes absolutely ages and/or lots of money to make. I stumbled across the notion of taking ideas I had for animated stories and jokes and making them as comics as a way of satisfying my urge to create and share work without having to spend ages and ages putting that work together.”

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    Lupe Lucero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just Love that comment, yes it’s Brittany b***h. Haaa Ha

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING

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    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m expecting boredpanda to eventually censor the word triangle.

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    Stephen Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh cause 'ass' is such a horrific and scary word... 'big-ass' is sooo soooo offensive. definitely have to bleep that out!!!

    moeless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest mystery is, "Why do they think we must be protected from mild swear words?" Oh. I forgot. Perpetual Pansy Victim Syndrome. My mistake.

    Gentle-Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat dudes are just cool, y'know.

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    Like many of us, it took Mike some time to get into his dream career: “I worked in a fast-food restaurant and a liquor store when I was a teenager. After that, I’ve kicked around in animation, design, and art jobs for the last 10 years. I like the experimentation that comes with creative work. Because two animation gigs are never quite the same, there is always room to learn and creative problems that need to be solved.”

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats my brain at night ( the girl ) vs. My body (the guy).

    IrrelevantNonsense
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 girls actually (i almost made the mistake myself lol)

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    Sandy J Renfroe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 65 and, disabled and in a wheelchair. I had a doctor's appointment last week where I was asked how much exercise I have been getting lately...

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a helmet anytime accompanied in bed.

    darkfinish13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude's getting more action then I've gotten in 2 years.

    Lee Higby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don' need no hellmet, that's a protected species

    DeNasha. ReNee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Dr w a mullet.. bitchin' as joe dirt would say.

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    Will Quint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t talk about Bruno no no no no

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    Sami Rezler
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Text message from manager* Yeah, so...Mike got eaten on his way to work, so can you come fill in?

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic for me. ☺️

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his boss out there getting mauled so maybe.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Just gotta perceive the bright side:D

    MotherMayhem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fantasy every morning at six a.m.

    Piggie8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally what I would feel lol

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically my reaction to my positive Covid test at 4:50 AM.

    Judith Edwards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring on the zombi apocalypse as long as I don't have to go to work!

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    Mike says that it’s amazing to be reaching so many people with his art: “I’m so grateful that anyone wants to read these stupid comics, and I have so much fun making them and putting them out there and then seeing what people respond to. My followers often make funnier jokes in the comments than happen in the comic so posting stuff is always a good time for me.”

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    Bruno Madrigal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CRACKERS: "Stephanie...what...what are you doing?"

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    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abs that say they can hold my soda no problem lol

    DeNasha. ReNee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem.. chocolate busts thru the door in a billowy pirate shirt 😧😳😬

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! The sweet cheesy seduction!

    bugsway Frisk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Dennis your delicious cracker... 😋😘

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    Memymo68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And kill everyone because hes a lizard....on a gun

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confused Lizard 2 will probably be better.

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    Vyxsin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusion leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ... Wait no that's STAR WARS.

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pew pew* ( on the paper on the second panel)

    Chef Genji
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is acting like they have never seen the animated music video for "Punish My Love."

    Lee Higby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta watch "Death in Paradise", yes

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    We asked Mike what advice he would give to aspiring comic artists, to which he replied: “If you can make yourself laugh while making something, half the battle is already won. Then you just need to get it out in front of people. I find the community over at Reddit is amazingly supportive and is a great place to get eyeballs on your work that wouldn’t normally come across it. Otherwise making work that is interesting and funny to you more than what you think will get clicks is super important.”

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    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 5, post to boredpanda and half the people don’t understand the punchlines somehow

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartoon guy really looks like Johnny Chiodini, tattoos included

    Andy Hinds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing my head off on the train whilst reading this! 😂😂😂

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living the dream

    A Polar Bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how in one of the frames he says "Yes. Good."

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    Sandy J Renfroe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I retired would have LOVED the ability to sting a coworker. You know how it goes. They ask you how to do something. You tell them A, B, C. They go away and do X, Y, Z. STING! STING! STINGSTINGSTINGSTINGSTING!

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously didn’t think this through.

    bigfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HOOMANS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O gross he left the stinger In

    Anton Konrad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next tine take a ... wait he's dead, nvm

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    Will Quint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with the picture.

    Rog Stanton
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most detail in this strip is Grampa's teeth so realistic and I believe you can see all 32 at once 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

    Premisconception Greeting Cards
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    3 years ago

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    I Am LoKitty Of Meowsgard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said to stop DRINKING it, he didn't say you couldn't consume it some other way. Anyone got a tampon? Lmao.

    Kaioz Fields
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, figuring out an end to world hunger it is then...

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'll just drink beer when I'm anxious

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! The insanity!

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink hot chocolate or tea you putz!

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    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got it than the last panel came and i lost it

    Jamarra Burn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically a bunch of nut jobs thought the vaccine contained a tracking chip because 5G was in development at the same time. Everyone laughed and started satirically saying this joke (I myself did)... but everyone was saying it... all the time... 😑

    Jose Cabanas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow really??? Never heard of that one. I thought the dumbest was when they where saying Covid wasn't real and it was in reality radiation poisoning from the 5G towers. But a 5g chip, now that one takes the cake =:D

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    Ayo Ayo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the vaccine did have 5g in it. Then my phone's internet would finally not suck

    Huzzir Zakaria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get it (the last panel), anyone? Or did he implying taking (a vaccination jab I m guessing) is something like being (pardon) a junkie?

    Mysten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy idiots think 5G and vaccines are government tracking programs. They think if you get a vaccine, you get a microchip and 5G towers let them track the microchip.

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    Chelly Becka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my two jabs and developed super powers. Got my booster a few weeks ago and my powers have only advanced. I am now invincible 🦸🦹

    Allison Raymond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would pay good money to be turned into a walking Hotspot. If I have to hear my kid whine "mooom can't you turn on the hotspot?" While I'm driving 70 mph in bumper to bumper traffic, one of us isn't making it home alive.

    moeless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS. With or without the last panel.

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    Dan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the grim reaper for a second

    Angry Scavenger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was wearing a mirror on his face so the hi-beam flashlight reflected back at him

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that an nft in a glass case?

    DeNasha. ReNee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi oi.. wats all this then??! +Innut. Iove england.

    Ravenkingofaplanet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TutusInnit? What is that, a gay TommyInnit?

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a keygen for this, not a crack :P

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t use a crack, he used cocaine.

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    Bruno Madrigal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many layers to this and I love it.

    Lupe Lucero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LOL. I liked “deploy the crack”. Very funny

    Jose Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need the crack to use it without the disk.

    Laser Keyboard Pro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing wrong is you don't smoke crack out of a bubble pipe. That's for meth. You use a stem to smoke crack 💕💕

    Laser Keyboard Pro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing wrong with this is you don't use a bubble pipe for crack. You use a stem ;)

    Laser Keyboard Pro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing wrong with this is you don't smoke crack out of a bubble pipe. You use a stem . ;)

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    Bruno Madrigal
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo! (For those of you who don't know, I'm pretty sure biting the head off is what female praying manti do with their partners after getting it on.)

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science says if she's hungry when coitice happens than yeah he's dinner. If she's full then she's just a killer.

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    Jb Dean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings a whole new meaning to “I lost my head when I decided to do this!”

    SirDigbyChickenCaesar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else wonder if there are more books stacked on his side of the bed because they were all from previous mates?

    Rand Hayeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is too funny! She's going to bite off his head and consume him anyway, she is a mantis!

    Jacob Erickson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious what they had been doing before. People say 'all the way' when they have been some of the way. If it was just hands or mouths before, that would have been uncomfortable.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, why the long face? :P

    Catherine Hatch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Senator Horse, can't get anything through, cuz all bills he would introduce, come with a RIDER....

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse: you would say that.

    Nichele Givand
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha 😂 and a neigh neigh here and a neigh neigh there, here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh!

    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be an aussie politician, horses are useful

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    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it's the later chapters of Genesis!

    Icarus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exodus. Genesis ends with the death of Joseph

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    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put words in my damn mooouth.

    Kaioz Fields
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and that's how the golden arches were created

    Corn Pone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. It's the Ten Commandments.

    Kaleb Mill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, in a basic funny way, yeah thats totally what happened with Moses and the ten commandments 😂😂

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A...summarized version of Moses with the 10 Commandments.

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same effect from alcohol. Like I'm a video game character.

    Johannes Kolsky
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is derealization. I've had it for years. Therapy helps

    Jamarra Burn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, after 6 years I've finally opened the window a crack. Couldn't of done it without therapy.

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    avylol08
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is extremely accurate!! I get a lot of anxiety attacks and when I feel them coming everything kinda feels like I'm there but far away 🥺

    Gizmo TeknoDekkeR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually helping describe my life right now, thanks.

    Aeon Decker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bloody npc in my own game. And yes it's late and I'm depressed.

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I saw elsewhere on the internet today, it's okay to exist during changing times.

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    OpRidder 4920
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the attic with one window and I’m in my bed on the exact other side of the room and i feel this

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    Jb Dean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that’s Dorian’s easel… 😉

    Ecclissi D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only the portrait and artist that were cursed. Last I knew the easel was fine.. ;)

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    DeNasha. ReNee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay seriously the salesman looks identical to the devil in the Rick & Morty episode w the cursed items thrift shop.. these couldn't be more dead on.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! The failure of seductive illusions...

    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terrible price - you have to watch The View 24/7

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It amazes me how gullible people can be sometimes. Feed them the right ratio of bullsht to facts and they'll believe just about anything.

    darkfinish13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude can't sell lettuce or easels...

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    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of weasled that one.

    Memymo68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover blown retreat!!!...(man dissolves into multiple weasles and retreats)

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you look great with all that Keto dieting hair. Mate you should try Keto too or something.

    Catherine Hatch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Only Last Place you don't WANNA be thin! Stupid Keto Diet, for HAIR! LOL

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    Aura
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if the lack of punchline is the punchline then it does have a punchline. But then the punchline doesn't work and so it doesn't have a punchline again. But that makes it have a punchline again and so... *head explodes*

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of punchline is the joke, but it's not a punchline. However, have you heard the one about the juice?

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    Neil Ramroop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another way to look at it is that he also wanted to say "oh well" but couldn't because the punchline well was empty.

    Nicole A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That needs to be the 6th panel. Good one.

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    Jb Dean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a failed TKO on the punchline.

    darkfinish13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a Linkin Park CD down there too.

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    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you find out the character of your "friends"...

    Holly Campbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this comic in my broke a*s soul.

    Jill Sadler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My god. HOW DARE YOU GUILT ME LIKE THIS MIKE. I treated that car well. SHE DID BETRAY ME.

    Chelly Becka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't do that to my land cruiser. I love my big beast too much 💞

    Chas UGC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's what I call a love-hate relationship. Love when everythings going right, hate when something goes wrong.

    Corn Pone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it says 'van 1'. Maybe he will get more.....

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    Bruno Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being a dog, like, "when this fur-less f**k gonna feed my my dry-ass dinner?"

    Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This got pass the BP censors

    Susan Barker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comic artist is special. It is a great talent to see the world from his creative skewed viewpoint. Bravo! I really enjoyed these, especially the one about the well of punchlines.

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the enemy did the 3 of them a big favor. 🙄

    Lee Higby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't got no freedom of speech when ya be a Subject of HRM'A!

    Catherine Hatch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting to interact Deeply with the world, but in superficial ways... like (ironically) in comments...

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    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must break the curse with a magic crystal bidet

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After using the bidet, you just let your bits stay wet?

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    Lee Higby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a constipated howl, spread the flesh, flush w/garden hose, pat dry with tanned wooly sheepskin, then with the flesh spread, fold 3 square of terlet paper, insert folded to, relax said flesh, pull up panties/boxers, stand up refreshed. No more brown tracks.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you argue with such an imaginative justification?

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    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi with smoothies, sounds good to me.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s smoothies made of sushi. “It’s literally liquid sushi”.

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    Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New emotion unlocked- gross-sad

    JLBigboote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all sushi is frozen at some point. It's how they handle parasites, as freezing will kill most of them.

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    Ecclissi D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh now, later tonight I will open drawers and such! Like.. well.. anyone can.. okay so it's lame but what is an angry spirit to do when you don't like sushi-smoothies!?

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SNL Bass o matic with Dan Aykroyd. Worth looking up on YouTube.

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    Daniel Milum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

    Drake marah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the 3rd worst thing to happen to those orphans

    Memymo68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now for the number one question.....wht kind of orphanage?

    possessed imp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything will certainly be okay/s

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most Australian thing to ever Australia.

    Declan Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well who are they gonna tell their parents

    Stephen Joseph nelson perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not venomous their eyes aren't slit and that's a defining feature to tell if they are but all in all a good comic.

    JLBigboote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all venomous snakes have elliptical pupils. Also, some non-venomous snakes do have elliptical pupils

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    Po Chuy Ma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaagh! A 100,000 bloody venomous snakes to an orphanage. Yeah, everything's going to be alright.😆

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