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This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed
This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed
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This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed

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During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no need to blow against the wind and deny their biology, sharing their first fart. Weng Chen, the illustrator behind The Adventures of Messy Cow, thinks it’s perfectly normal, too. To highlight this, she has created a humorous guide on how to fart for everyone who is sharing a bed with their significant other, and these funny comics might be more useful than you’d think.

“I ate all kinds of food and often ran into this problem,” Chen told Bored Panda. “I was curious how other people handled the farting in public situation, but it’s a hard topic to bring up in casual conversations. So I decided to make a webcomic about it and <…> was happily surprised by how many people were open to this discussion.”

“Some couples can fart comfortably in front of each other after a week, some won’t do that after 50 years of long term relationships,” she added. “I think you should care about how it affects your relationship because you don’t want to make your partner dislike you because of smells and fart sounds, and it’s important you keep liking each other in a long-term relationship. I recommend using my funny comic strips as a guide and test it step by step. If your partner showed disgust at some point, don’t proceed further down the list.”

Cartoonist Weng is Chinese, but she’s fluent in English and visual language, too. She started drawing manga at a very young age and has been creating comics on-and-off since. In late 2016, she started the Messy Cow series.

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Author, Senior Writer

    Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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    chris gill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.

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    Laura M D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.

    Vivian Li
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.

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    I-ate-all-the-cheese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to think my boyfriend was asleep and I let one go with a little noise, he would always open one eye and ask..."did the ducks follow us home from the park?"

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans' pro tip: If you have a dog, do not feed him raw egg. They say it leads to shiny fur. They do not tell you it leads to internal rotting. The smell might overturn any human farts, but it can be so bad that the dog leaves he room after farting. And this tells you how horrible it really is...after all dogs leisurely use to smell at turds.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feed my dog raw eggs often.. No fart detected yet (at all, actually) - may be the other food in combination with egg? I don't feed her grains, which also seems to prevent stinky farty dogs

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    Dianar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car farts bad as bed farts. When hubby rolls up the car window and starts giggling prepare for a whiff of the devils cologne

    Nosfentor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabling window control for passengers is downright evil.

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    Tiu Tau Tilhi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurrah for separate blankets! Common in some Nordic countries, at least. I'd never trade my own blanket for a shared large one, for so many reasons.

    Littoface
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the bodily warmth from a sleeping partner is sooo nice!

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    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it's a girl who's giving the guide to this.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the last way is also known as a Dutch Oven.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let one rip once with both our cats sleeping on the bed by our feet, figured I'blame it on them. Cowards jumped up, ran out in terror :D

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    chris gill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks

    Load More Replies...
    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    Laura M D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.

    Vivian Li
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.

    Load More Replies...
    I-ate-all-the-cheese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to think my boyfriend was asleep and I let one go with a little noise, he would always open one eye and ask..."did the ducks follow us home from the park?"

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans' pro tip: If you have a dog, do not feed him raw egg. They say it leads to shiny fur. They do not tell you it leads to internal rotting. The smell might overturn any human farts, but it can be so bad that the dog leaves he room after farting. And this tells you how horrible it really is...after all dogs leisurely use to smell at turds.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feed my dog raw eggs often.. No fart detected yet (at all, actually) - may be the other food in combination with egg? I don't feed her grains, which also seems to prevent stinky farty dogs

    Load More Replies...
    Dianar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car farts bad as bed farts. When hubby rolls up the car window and starts giggling prepare for a whiff of the devils cologne

    Nosfentor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabling window control for passengers is downright evil.

    Load More Replies...
    Tiu Tau Tilhi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurrah for separate blankets! Common in some Nordic countries, at least. I'd never trade my own blanket for a shared large one, for so many reasons.

    Littoface
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the bodily warmth from a sleeping partner is sooo nice!

    Load More Replies...
    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it's a girl who's giving the guide to this.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the last way is also known as a Dutch Oven.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let one rip once with both our cats sleeping on the bed by our feet, figured I'blame it on them. Cowards jumped up, ran out in terror :D

    Load More Comments
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