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Ahh, Valentine's Day... A "holiday" that strikes fear in the hearts of the newly coupled, worried that their gift-giving and grand romantic gestures might not live up to the great expectations foisted upon us from Hallmark and countless RomComs.

It's also a day for singles to celebrate themselves, their friends and family, and maybe thumb their nose at society's pressure to be part of a couple come each fourteenth of February. (Hint: singles don't need a significant other to be able to celebrate how awesome they are!)

These cartoons - originally published in the Washington Post as part of the widely-syndicated Carolyn Hax advice column - point out how complicated people and relationships are, and how sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh.

The artist, Nick Galifianakis, has been drawing his comic "Nick and Zuzu" for the Washington Post for over twenty years. The fact that Carolyn Hax is his ex-wife - and that they continue to work together as happily divorced colleagues - adds more than just a little irony to the work of this "relationship cartoonist".

Nick has a book of his work available in print: "If You Loved Me, You'd Think This Was Cute: Uncomfortably True Cartoons About You." The forward is written by his struggling actor cousin, Zach Galifianakis. The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor, or for that Ex without one!

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#1

Party Of One

Party Of One

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
7 years ago

I know, right. How Dare she flaunt her carefree attitude and boundless joy in such a public setting. (lucky b***h)

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    #2

    Amen!

    Amen!

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Yes this is sometimes an important message for everyone to learn

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    #3

    Signs Everywhere

    Signs Everywhere

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    HANS
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Jerk chicken, beef jerky?

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    #4

    Will You Be My Ex?

    Will You Be My Ex?

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    HANS
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    An X-rated story!

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    #5

    But I’m Different

    But I’m Different

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    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    naw girl you a unicorn

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    #6

    The Burn

    The Burn

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That's possible too

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    #7

    The Hand-Me-Down

    The Hand-Me-Down

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    Andrea Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Yes... been there hahaha... lucky escape :)

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    #8

    Trust Your Instincts

    Trust Your Instincts

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    All With Heart
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    accurate.

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    #9

    Setting The Bar

    Setting The Bar

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited)

    Should be. Short and to the point; I like it

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    #10

    Familiarity

    Familiarity

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That is actually pretty sweet.

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    #11

    A2 + B2 = Jerk2

    A2 + B2 = Jerk2

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    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I mean, if you're losing either way, might as well be honest about it.

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    #12

    D.I.Y.

    D.I.Y.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That's a fair deal

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    #13

    The Keeper

    The Keeper

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    borklaser
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited)

    Someone can be really awesome and treat you really well and still be completely wron for you.

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    #14

    The Drag

    The Drag

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Speaking as a introvert...I feel you

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    #15

    Get That Cross-Stitched On A Pillow

    Get That Cross-Stitched On A Pillow

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Ouch. Just the thought of it hurts

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    #16

    Tick-Tock...

    Tick-Tock...

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    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    had to laugh at this one--experience has taught me that the person i start dating lasts only about 3 months before the REAL person behind the facade begins to emerge. it can be good, it can be bad...it's all what you make of it

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    #17

    Things Are Looking Up

    Things Are Looking Up

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    K.R.
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Life goals. ;)

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    #18

    The Future Viral Video

    The Future Viral Video

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Nothing to lose, right?

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    #19

    Separation

    Separation

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    Jim Price
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    History is written by the winner.

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    #20

    Why Wait?

    Why Wait?

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That's good to know

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    #21

    The Bestseller

    The Bestseller

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    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Now this one I LOVE! They're all fantastic cartoons, please, give us more!

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    #22

    The Realist

    The Realist

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Just get married already. Grand total for our wedding: $2,000 - that's rings (plural), dress/suit, license, BBQ with the family in the backyard.

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    #23

    The Close Call

    The Close Call

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    Arie Likes Coffee....
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    It's not true love until you survive the roaches-and-ramen period.

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    #24

    Never A Second Date

    Never A Second Date

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I found the opposite - if you're not feeling the chemistry after the first date, you never will, don't waste time waiting for it to happen no matter how "perfect" that person seems on paper. When I met my future wife for the first time (not on a date), I felt the chemistry immediately and by the time we had our first date, I knew I wanted to marry her.

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    #25

    The Low Bar

    The Low Bar

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

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    #26

    The Anti-Romantic

    The Anti-Romantic

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    Loki
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    reminds me of a couple at my school: a guy bought his gf matching vans, expensive makeup(Ik bc I wanted it forever), hot chips, a huge thing of sunflowers,2 giant bags of jolly ranchers and a venti Starbucks

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    #27

    Compliment Fail

    Compliment Fail

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    The Dutches
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    In denial of the fact that I am gay?

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    #28

    Putting It Together

    Putting It Together

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    How could he?!!

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    #29

    Someone For Everyone

    Someone For Everyone

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    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    there is not someone for everyone. I'm convinced of it.

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    #30

    Settling

    Settling

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    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Bad rep?

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    #31

    Cheating?

    Cheating?

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    queens, bitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    that is not a f*****g excuse

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    #32

    What’s The Secret Word...?

    What’s The Secret Word...?

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I don't understand this one.

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