The Darkest Instagram Account Ever Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Narrator: But inner monologue wasn't tired at all...

and that's why being alone in the comfort of your own company is one of the best things of the world and absolutely under-rated.

Soo funny!

It is a shame that I cannot use this line.

plot twist, 'hope' is their kid.

for some reason I thought she had headphones on and had removed them to tell us this.

Me in a nutshell

imagine having that saying painted beautifully over your bed...

She is beautiful!

"Why u bathing all dressed up ?" "Water's cold"

That's my go-to place everyday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Is very ironic, Cuz violet meaning PURPLE.

Fun fact: some scholars suggest that the orange/red of the sunsets in Munch's series 'Der Schrei der Natur' was inspired by the world-wide atmospheric effects in the early 1880s that of the dust dispersed by the eruption of Krakatoa. Others think that it was influenced by the presence of a local abbatoir and/or asylum, but from reading letters by Munch the Krakatoa explanation seems to me to be more likely. Either way, he seems to have keen insight into the emotions of pain and/or distress...

I'd come! I'd like to talk to the other voices in my head and their so-called personalities they think they have.

don't we all?

Ma'am, for the 5th time, this is Domino's Pizza, and yes, your order will be with you shortly

Do it. I dare you.

the water from that tap is never making it into the bath

That's me after my parents kick me out of their house, emphasizing the fact that I'm getting older. In the very near future.

well i'd rather it say that on the newspaper than while i'm watching grey's anatomy :))

Your consciousness could probably borrow some of the black bars plastered liberally on this thread - there are enough of them to spare! ;-)

No i'm doing that perfectly well on my own, thanks!

"And they're like, its darker than yours."

They seem a bit too happy seeing that they are about to fall off a cliff

It's raaaaaaining men! Hallelujah! It's raaaaaaaaining men! ♬♪

Her: are you doing the hair moustache thing again? Him: I er... no...

Gloria - a classic

she looks like all the Beatles at the same time.

Maybe you need to find yourself now. Life didn't leave you, she just took a step back and gave you the reins now that you understand. Bring out the life inside you.

Well I'm sure it had a good time

This would fit well if it was in the original Casablanca script. This'll be my favourite quote. c:

Titanic Alt ending.

Yeah its called coffee but its liquid.

she's pretty grumpy for someone who's naked.

I love this one more than I care to admit.

now where is that remote, I'm sure it's back here somewhere...

Then this would be titled "Great Expectations"

Hehe Pliny of puns to go round

Ash-something, maybe...

Finally found one I really really love

"let's drown together in the ocean of voidness"

"Also, someone stole my damn clothes while I was swimming"

Harry? Hermoine?

So, one day the painter was like : "Hmm... I haven't used red in a while..."

Disappointment is a perpetual cycle. It'll never let go.

Definitely the dog one.

Yeah, that's the kind of thoughts you get when you run out of wine...

That seems like a club with plenty of members....

Tomei -- the European remake.

Sure. Drop a message. I'm always here!

Coffee. Always choose coffee. It makes everything better.

Me: "Hello, Doctor..?" Doctor: "You'll be fine, take one of these in the morning and at night. Wear this mask over your face, it's called A Fake Smile, it works for other patients"

One day the endangered species list will probably include us all...

"And they're like, Let's lie down in bed, And never get up all day. You should know this. You do it everyday!"

I don't need a costume

Why fear death? It's her non existence u should fear. If u become immortal than everything will lose it's taste

It's this perpetual shame I feel about having breasts. Why are nipples evil?

"Hmm, I wonder if it's to early to order pizza ?"