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Model Christine Teigen keeps on rocking Twitter with her hilarious comments and we've collected some of her very best tweets. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments which one you liked best and why. You can check out our previous post about Chrissy’s awesome tweets right here.

The 34-year-old star is much more than just a model. She’s also an author, a television personality, a mom, and she even runs her own website dedicated to food! Some have even called her the unofficial Mayor or Queen of Twitter. With over 12.6 million loyal fans on the social media site, who can argue with that?

Chrissy’s charming because she’s honest. She posts what she wants to and shares the most random and funny things with her followers. She’s an entertainer through and through, and she knows how to get the internet’s attention. Bored Panda spoke with celebrity expert Mike Sington about Chrissy's popularity on Twitter, so scroll down for the interview.

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A little off tangent: Are flamethrowers a valid way to tidy up?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    6 years ago

    OMG, I was dying of laughter here. My family grew and ground fresh horseradish all the time.

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    6 years ago

    Lol

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    "Chrissy Teigen is known as the 'Queen of Twitter.' She absolutely owns the platform and is considered a 'must follow.' No other celebrity has mastered the art of Twitter like she has," Mike said, pointing out that he believes Chrissy completely deserves her status.

    "She tweets prolifically and is brutally honest, while being funny and insightful at the same time," Mike said. "She also engages with her fans and followers, answering their questions and 'pulling back the curtain' of celebrity mystique."

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    6 years ago

    Why is showing a nipple so scandalous? Everyone has them and it’s not even part of a sexual organ.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago

    Celebrity life in a nutshell.

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    ember avery
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    6 years ago (edited)

    "i had two whole babies i didnt research either" 😂

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    He continued: "One of her greatest Twitter skills is the art of the 'clap back.' She’s never afraid to fire back at a critic, in what is often a laugh-out-loud way. Her tweets are endlessly entertaining, and fans can’t wait to see what she’s going to post next!"

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    Chrissy made her modeling career debut in the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2010. At that time, she was already dating singer John Legend. He proposed to her in 2011 after 4 years of being together. And in 2013, they tied the knot in Como, Italy.

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    ember avery
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    6 years ago

    bahahaa

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    Panda Kid
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    6 years ago

    Clothes or life? It's easy.

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    6 years ago (edited)

    I Agree, Chrissy. -Me. Seriously, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent should tour together. Right now.

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    The couple has two kids together: daughter Luna who was born in 2016 and son Miles, born 2 years later. Chrissy spoke openly about battling with postpartum depression after her children were born—it was never a secret.

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    She’s also not afraid to engage fans. In fact, she honestly answered people’s questions about what it’s like to be an A-list celebrity.

    And let’s not forget the time that she trolled her husband John after People magazine named him 2019’s sexiest man alive! It was all done in good humor and Chrissy’s fans adored her jokes about how it’s “all downhill from here” and how the sexiest man alive made her a ham sandwich. Now that’s the sort of fun relationship anyone can be proud of.

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    K.
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    When your pets make you exercise or consider it. Uggh

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    Lyone Fein
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    6 years ago

    YES

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    K.
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    6 years ago

    Only towards certain types of people

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    varwenea
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    6 years ago

    Jealousy taking a peek. Nah, they're innocent!

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    Chris Nelson
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    6 years ago

    Does either of you like piña coladas?

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    K.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I need a team to get me to go, and a reward of dark chocolate before and after.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "Life comes at you fast..." So does the diarrhea if you combine the two!

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    K.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Nothing wrong with multitasking on simple tasks

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    K.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hahaha that might be a good idea for some. Move as much as you can and ration when you can, but eat the snacks and enjoy it without regret. People craving fitness, there are many free resources right now. Shadow boxing with a title on demand is free for a month.

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    K.
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    6 years ago

    Liz Lemon: Night cheese!!

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    Jim Kang
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    6 years ago

    I so get this!

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Luna is four and buying her own jewellery??? My kind of child! 😉

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    6 years ago

    Me too, Chrissy, me too.

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    6 years ago

    Me too!!

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago

    And she still looks cute as hell.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I've been married forever, so I don't remember too much about that life. However, I have a friend who is a bit older than me who is dating, and the pool is definitely shallow once you are in your fifties.

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    slackjack
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    6 years ago

    John is a party-pooper.

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    LOL. You need to express more anger, bitchiness, and constipation to look like Melania.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago

    OMG, same!

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    Hans
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    6 years ago

    Spoiler: it is a movie.

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    3ke
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    6 years ago

    Try cold pop tarts alone ...

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    KateKat
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    6 years ago

    This is great.

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    KateKat
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    6 years ago

    haha!! (:

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    slackjack
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    6 years ago

    One foot in the grave, sister.

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    6 years ago

    Garlic smells, it doesn't stink :-)

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Butter is Dairy...LOL. Bring Kale...then they won't ask you to contribute anymore....

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago

    Yep...that's when you know it's time to run...

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Depends...what kind of snacks you got?

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    Anne
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    6 years ago

    follow we rate dogs!

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    Little Dino
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    6 years ago

    i would totally watch that!

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    Treannl
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    6 years ago

    L.A too long

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That's all the endorsement needed.....

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Chick-fila grilled chicken. McDonalds Filet of Fish, no tartar sauce. Wendy's grilled chicken sandwich. Taco Bells grilled steak taco Fresco style. Burger King's whopper Jr..no Mayo, No Cheese.

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    slackjack
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    "....traffic...." (Works every time.)

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    So what if she did? Mom's need personal space every once in a while too.

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    K.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Make them pay for a weirdos who remove their shoes on an airplane section, and let me know so I can pick a seat far from them. Do that at home or bring soft slippers.

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    Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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    6 years ago

    im like SNORTING rn lol

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    J Haven
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Seriously, they haven’t answered this yet? You need to repost it, they might be bored enough right now to dig the recipe out of the archives for you

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago

    My daughter is a 5 - she would even eat the bone

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago

    I recognized Animal Crossing immediately. Who is this Shirley person and what cave did she just emerge from?

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    J Haven
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    6 years ago

    So helpful 😂 But it’s pronounced “Teigen” right? Tell me I haven’t been pronouncing it wrong this whole time...

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    Chris Nelson
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    6 years ago

    NPGs: non-player gates

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago

    I need this couch! It looks comfy!

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    Lemon
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    6 years ago

    Same. It's painful.

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    J Haven
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Say what? Oh, it’s the Daily Mail. Don’t pay any attention to them

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    Collin Edward
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    6 years ago

    My peoples are like this...

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    6 years ago

    It's so awesome how Luna is a mini Chrissy and Miles is a mini John. It's like they're clones of their parents

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    KateKat
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    6 years ago

    That's really good.

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    KateKat
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    6 years ago

    2nd one.

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    J Haven
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Heck yes, always more garlic!

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    Jacqueline Arana
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    6 years ago

    Last night I had a dream I had to shave my whole face to finish getting ready for my wedding. In an effort to get to the church on time I went outside to wash my hair with a hose. Then I went back inside to get hair clips and freaked out about not making it to the church but I was there the whole time. Dream me is weird. 🤦

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago

    No! You must watch all Marvels before hand or you will be totally lost....

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    J Haven
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    6 years ago

    Together, 100%

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    J Haven
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    6 years ago

    It’s uncommon, but there are usually a couple of extra pieces. I will stand by this until I die.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    6 years ago

    I have questions about paige's avatar.

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago

    WTF?!? Why is that lion in such a small cage and who the heck thinks that spindly thing can contain it? Poor lion....

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