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I Have Created My Own Version Of Hilariously Sexy Halloween Costumes For All The Moms Out There
Halloween just wouldn't be Halloween without a few risqué costumes wandering around the party.
For all of you out there still looking for a sexy costume, look no further because I have put together a collection of sexy mom costumes that you probably already have hiding in your closet.
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The Newborn Milk Maiden
The Green Thumbed Goddess
Fifty Shades Of Mysterious Stains
The Mopping Mistress
The Pouty Plumber
The Sexy Seamstress
The Queen Of Kids Crafts
The Luscious Librarian
The Damsel Of Dishes
Flaming Hot Mama
I know this post is from the comments below getting a bit of 'hate'. But I think it was just a laugh and like Kerolos Saleib said a parody of those 'slutty' costumes people wear.
My sister has more creativity. When she turned 13, I was still 9. She was tasked with taking me trick or treating. I dressed as Cleopatra, complete with toga, braids and wicked eyeliner. My sister strutted around in curlers, bathrobe and fuzzy slippers toting a bottle of sparkling apple juice and romance novel in her hand. People asked her what she was dressed as..her answer..middle aged housewife..LOL. But best costume by far was the couple (white girl and black guy) that dressed up as salt and pepper shakers.
Hmmm... I was thinking of another title that suits this post better (in my point of view). "The Horrors of being a Mom" ...
I know this post is from the comments below getting a bit of 'hate'. But I think it was just a laugh and like Kerolos Saleib said a parody of those 'slutty' costumes people wear.
My sister has more creativity. When she turned 13, I was still 9. She was tasked with taking me trick or treating. I dressed as Cleopatra, complete with toga, braids and wicked eyeliner. My sister strutted around in curlers, bathrobe and fuzzy slippers toting a bottle of sparkling apple juice and romance novel in her hand. People asked her what she was dressed as..her answer..middle aged housewife..LOL. But best costume by far was the couple (white girl and black guy) that dressed up as salt and pepper shakers.
Hmmm... I was thinking of another title that suits this post better (in my point of view). "The Horrors of being a Mom" ...