50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

"Michelle? Have you got something to tell me?"

i’ll dumb anywhere I want. i know my rights

That's where you can purchase impasta... I will see myself out.

19 was a difficult age for David.

I want that wrapping paper!!!!

Between Peepi and Spripe, I would go for Coco Colo. 😁

Soooo did anyone else see what I did or is my mind just in the gutter? 'I thrust in you' and the number plate jis lord?... me thinks this person knows exactly what they're doing hahahahahaha thrusting and jising all over the place

Not the superhero we want but the superhero we need.

Have you got a goat I can sacrifice?

"It's not what it looks like! I can explain! The supermarket told me to!"

My genitals change daily, this is of great help to me.

I crode reading this.

Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

Don't be shy, insert with all your might

so make sure to be nice, or instead of santa in classes, it’ll be krampus on campus

The joys of getting older.

Memale you female. Me Tarzan!

Given that pineapple juice literally digests you with its acids, I'd say this is accurate.

The acquisition of the wife is free, but the maintenance costs will probably bankrupt you

Fallism, addiction to falling where there is a risk

Everybody happy, fish happy, hooman happy, we all happy =)

"It's not what it looks like! I can explain!"

Душа in this case means person. Also, this word can be used as word for soul. Translated: Price is 200 rubies per person.

What about rugmunching?

I think the bottom one supposed to be meatball? But, meatpaul is better ˙ ͜ʟ˙

This is an impossible situation. To pay the fee I have to exist, but as soon as I exist it's too late to pay the fee. They really don't want anyone to park here.

Can we talk about Durm sticks, please

Ah yes i can hear the smell, but i can smell a sound here somewhere..

Yuor wilcam

seems all right to me🤏🤏🤏

Do not distab this poor gentleman, his wife distabs him enough already

I said baked, not fried b***h!

I know how to make a hormone if that helps?

Ah yes, Gramar, oh the Irony

I'm more concerned about "fetal heart custody" tbh

Too salty for my liking.

It's fudge in the a$$. Lemonade is in the front, sir.

You taking the pith out of my lithp?

I was thinking "Threw" and her explanation just made it worse. She means fried.

* Please note: Bud Light Vacseen reduces contact with the opposite sex, is shown to increase racial outbursts, diminish IQ & possible side effects may include painting your vehicle in Pride colours.

That's not a mistranslation. That's literally what it says on the sign (I'm chinese)

Guys? I do not think this is a hotel....

Am I supposed to pull it?

It does when I have had a curry.

takes away from brother

Don't you get it? There is an entrance but no one told you enter it

And make sure we get across the road safely.... :)

sums up my life

I was looking for how to break the hot with painting on the old hag. No? I'll just look somewhere else then

This is not really a bad translation, it's a very bad Portuguese. I'm Portuguese and I can't understand the original version, I have to read the English text to understand what that means

Dr: What makes you think you've broken your ankle? Me: Foot feel flip flap

I am imagining a “common” dialogue: John: He almost spoke; Mary: I made him understand; John: Honey is not for a$s mouth; Mary: You have hit the spot. Jack: A figure among ciphers. *The sun sets*

What?

At the zombie taco stand.

Keep calm and remove the room

Oh son, no, it's because I'm empty inside. Trying relax with 40 beers, go play.

How is this even close to a translation? I know the Matrix confused people, but not this much?

Camilacabello guys!

U HAS BEEN WARNINGED!!!!!

What about poop? No one to save it.. Poor fellow

Unfortunately for that word, that little space between the “e” and the “r” makes a huge difference.

Wait, so i cant femail you?

My favorite condiment

I expect he's busied up with latest schoolers for what are shamed by they english.

Starfire? Is that the you?