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35 Women Reveal The Most Absurd Dealbreakers That Ruined Relationships, Leaving Men Totally Clueless
Sherlock Holmes, brilliantly portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch, says in the very first episode of the Sherlock TV series: "You think. It's annoying." Well, the great detective had his quirks, which, ultimately, only his closest friend could actually tolerate - but in real life, friendships and relationships sometimes end for truly childish reasons.
So, let me ask you - are you ready for today's collection of the weirdest, funniest, and sometimes truly eye-opening reasons why women actually cut off men? Even if you're not, you're welcome anyway - it's really interesting, just believe me!
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#1
he told me if i wore makeup around him again he was gonna put water on my face and i blocked him
Bi.Felicia 2 months ago
This is a very legit reason, dude threatened her with physical a*****t if she wore makeup against his wishes, while in his presence. Gtfoh!
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#2
He told me he didn’t like my hair, I didn’t ask for his opinion
It all started with a video on the TikTok account @j.paigee_, who once asked netizens: "What was your most childish reason to cut off a man?" Well, the overwhelming number of comments that poured in included some completely humorous and frivolous ones, as well as some quite revealing ones that many men should really pay attention to.
In fact, even if you've been in a relationship for a long time or married for many years, this doesn't mean you can relax and ignore everything. Quite the opposite, in fact - life can throw us surprises at any stage.
#4
He said “damn u got your ownn apartment ok big money” blocked him immediately
Apatheist Account2 2 months ago
Same "big money" as the ice cream? Was he dating both at the same time? Or is this just a dumb replacement for "money bags"?
#6
He peed in the garden instead of going to the toilet
Michael Largey 2 months ago (edited)
Sound like someone who should be kept strictly outside at all times.
If we consider the various red flags for women in the dating stage, here, when potential partners are just getting to know each other and making initial judgments about each other, the main reasons that can turn the woman off can be insufficient emotional engagement, being a little too private, or expecting the lady to "do all the work."
Often, the most problematic things are well-disguised on the first date and only become apparent over time. "Red flags are often obvious - he's verbally a**sive or physically aggressive - but it's the more subtle ones we miss," this dedicated article at Psychology Today claims.
By the way, we also have a collection of similar subtle red flags while dating, so please take a look at it as well.
#7
He was laughing at my mothers wig 😭
#9
Kept saying lol in every text like literally every sentence was like “hi lol” or I’m “driving lol “ “I’m having Burger King lol” I’m like BYEEEE “lol” 😂
It's a completely different story when a woman leaves a relationship with a man she actually loves and has been with for quite some time. For example, this article on Marriage.com lists among the main reasons that the man may have lost interest in the woman, allegations of cheating, and that "both could have grown out of love."
In total, 17 different possible reasons are listed there, and for each, there are useful and reasonable recommendations on how to cope.
But these, you must admit, are more complex issues, rooted in long-term relationships, profound differences in mentality, and problems with living together. Here, in our selection today, we're more likely to hear stories of how literally one careless action or word cost the man the entire probable relationship.
#10
He kept leaving my toilet seat up, even after I asked him to put it back down
ॐBoyGanesh 2 months ago
That’s just unhygienic. We’re a household of three guys & we put our toilet lid down when done. You know, to minimize particle disbursement. This is not a childish nor is it a cringe reason for bailing.
#11
he had a weird hatred for beyoncé like he constantly brought it up
Whether it's a bad joke or poor personal hygiene (yes, sometimes this happens even on a first date), offensive behavior, or exposing yourself to be too stingy (even in small ways), as we can see, literally anything can be the reason for the end of a relationship that hasn't even started yet.
But even if you behave impeccably, are a true model of elegance, and are ready to throw money around, this is far from a guarantee that the date won't be your last. After all, as the wise old saying goes, you can't command your heart! That's life, and you just have to accept it.
#13
He told me he’s a rapper at 41 😃
#14
I told him I made avocado toast, he asked me what’s an avocado 😭😭
Michael Largey 2 months ago
Avocado - that's something you stop putting on toast so you can afford a house down payment, right?
Be that as it may, we sincerely believe that this collection of opinions and stories can be both informative and entertaining reading for people of all genders. Ultimately, you can simply sympathize with some hapless dates, and, who knows, maybe add your own similar story in the comments below…
#16
He didn’t dress up for the first date and called me bougie for wanting him to open my doors
#17
I told him not to call me after 10pm. He called me at 9:56. I answered and hung up on him at 10pm and blocked him
Jaya 2 months ago
So he did exactly what she asked. He called before 10, which is what OP wanted. She is playing stupid games. I you don't want someone to call you at 5 before 10, then say THAT. And it's totally fine to say "It's almost 10, so I only have 3 minutes to talk and then I'm gonna have to hang up", but to block him because YOU can't communicate clearly, is stupid.
#18
He was breathing
#19
he ate two hashbrown patties without offering me one.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago
I cooked two pieces of toast earlier. The woman in my life came in and said "Oooh, I could have a piece of toast", so I offered her one of mine. Isn't that how relationships work?
#20
He bought ring light for TikTok 😪
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
Good lighting makes a huge difference on how you look in videos and Zoom!
#21
he woke up at 6am and ate noodles with a can soda. it was just too much for me
#23
He didn’t drink water. If you don’t care about yourself you’ll never truly care for me.. 😭😭
Paul C 2 months ago
That just reminded me. I had an operation about 30 years ago, as I was coming round from the anaesthetic, a nurse asked me if I'd like some water. I kid you not, without thinking and less than 5 seconds into consciousness I replied "I'm thirsty, not dirty. Can I have a beer?" She creased up laughing. Apparently most people aren't fully compos mentis for some time after coming out from being under.
#24
I hated his cologne. I blocked him on everything and forgot one place. He asked me if I blocked him so I blocked him there too 💀
Michael Largey 2 months ago
How about buying him some cologne you like? Or just asking him to switch.
#25
I don't know if it's childish but he laughed at a Bible verse I posted, like ??
#26
Told me he was the head chef at his restaurant.. Buffalo Wild Wings was the restaurant
#27
he makes edits of himself 💔💔
#28
He asked me to go to the movies. I bought the tickets on my phone. They were $28 but he only sent me $20. My ex would’ve sent me $100
#29
300 follower , 2k following
TCW Sam Vimes 2 months ago
And one day those eejits will wake up and realize internet clout and fame are BS and will never make anyone truly happy.
#30
he has an IG highlight named "face card"
#31
Woke one morning and looked at him and said nah I can do better 🤷🏽♀️
Michael Largey 2 months ago
Sounds more like a you problem than a him problem. If you don't know what you want, it's not the fault of what you have.
#32
He used “am” instead of “I’m”
Michael Largey 2 months ago
So Dr. Seuss should have called that "Green Eggs and Ham" character Sam-I'm?
#33
He didn’t wanna cut grass. HIS OWN GRASS. He was gone pay somebody to do it. Baby, I’m from the country, that’s an automatic no no.
Michael Largey 2 months ago
Baby, you're not in the country anymore. Don't expect to see people milking cows in the morning, either.
#34
He wore cartoon shirts like hey Arnold shirts
What do you think ?
ॐBoyGanesh 2 months ago
Most are childish & cringe, but a fair few are reasonable personal preferences & a couple showed an astute recognition of red flags.
Binky Melnik 2 months ago
But they’re not women. Not one poster here sounds as if she’s out of high school yet. Most sound only just post-pubescent. Women have REAL concerns, like does he have a home, a job, aspirations, things like that.
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Roxy222uk 2 months ago
I think it’s some weird attempt to feel that they have value, as they can’t find it elsewhere. So they believe they need to be validated by having men that pay for everything and pull out their chair for them. It’s sad, and they need to find themselves more before they’re ready for anything meaningful (if the world we live in gives them any chance of that). As with men, ‘flexing’ is just a sign of deep rooted insecurity. *Very* deep rooted, at times.
Load More Replies... ॐBoyGanesh 2 months ago
Most are childish & cringe, but a fair few are reasonable personal preferences & a couple showed an astute recognition of red flags.
Binky Melnik 2 months ago
But they’re not women. Not one poster here sounds as if she’s out of high school yet. Most sound only just post-pubescent. Women have REAL concerns, like does he have a home, a job, aspirations, things like that.
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 2 months ago
I think it’s some weird attempt to feel that they have value, as they can’t find it elsewhere. So they believe they need to be validated by having men that pay for everything and pull out their chair for them. It’s sad, and they need to find themselves more before they’re ready for anything meaningful (if the world we live in gives them any chance of that). As with men, ‘flexing’ is just a sign of deep rooted insecurity. *Very* deep rooted, at times.
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