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40 Times People Got Threatened In Such Weird And Chaotic Way, It Was Actually Impressive (New Pics)
You know that feeling when you’re having a heated conversation, and you want so badly to come up with the perfect response, but your mouth just can’t seem to form the words? Your brain glitches for only a second, and suddenly you’ve missed your golden opportunity to craft the perfect insult or comeback because the moment has passed. Well, if you’d like to be prepared for the next time that opportunity arises, pandas, we might have the perfect article for you.
If you’re not familiar already, allow us to introduce you to the Rare Threats subreddit. This intimidating group is dedicated to sharing the most creative and brilliant threats the internet has ever seen, and you just might want to keep some of them in your back pocket for the next time you find yourself in a heated argument. From oddly specific to frighteningly ominous threats, this subreddit has it all, so enjoy scrolling through this list and be sure to upvote any rare threats you plan on utilizing in the future! And you better read them all, or I’ll hide all of your fruit in the oven and you won’t know until you preheat it for dinner then open it up to find blackened apples and bananas.
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#1
Found On R/Skyrimmods. Op Got Flamed For Asking A Basic (But Genuine) Question
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#2
Spotted This Sign At My Local Community Garden
#3
So That’s How I Died
#5
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Alex and definitely not Sauron 3 years ago (edited)
That is exactly why we commit war crimes, or maybe start a war and begin using your powers as the dark lord while looking for a piece of jewellery
#7
There Is No Worse Sin
Alex and definitely not Sauron 3 years ago
And open a pack of Oreos in it after stomping on the packet until it’s crumbs
#8
Why Does It Always Involve Kneecaps
Alex and definitely not Sauron 3 years ago
This exactly why kneecaps are a privilege and not a right
#9
Tortilla Chip
#10
Organic Carrot
#11
Cheese?
Hugh Cookson 3 years ago
No, a better way - which I did many, many years ago to an inconsiderate arsehole of a neighbour - is to buy a kipper or smoked mackerel and rub it through their air inlet grilles on the car ; it takes about a minute and the smell lasts forever, especially when its hot .... If you really want to ruin someone's car and life do this with Surstromming .... look it up, nasty, nasty stuff but surprisingly tasty with pickles and black bread !!
#12
Discord Discorse
#13
No Amount Of Dietary Fiber Could Make That Easy
#14
Interesting
#16
Last Place I Expected To Find A Rare Threat Like This Was In Anime
#17
2 For 1
#18
“You Put A Block Of Cream Cheese In A Casserole Dish, I’ll Put One On Your F***ng Tombstone”
Stephanie Did It 3 years ago
Oh wow this is so easy, this is gonna be so good y'all, you start with 2 sticks of butter and this block of cream cheese, you're gonna love it!
#19
I Don’t Know A Title
#21
He Is Truly In Danger
#22
Gummy Bears
#23
Salting Someone's Liver
#24
Average Threat From My Friend
#25
Delicious
#26
It's Finger Licking Good
#27
Low-Key Making Me Hungry
#28
Ah Hell Nah Not The Michal Jackson Plastic Nose
#29
Clash Of Clans Gets Serious On War Day
#30
Make It Stop
#31
I Thought Cereal With Water Was Strange, But This
#32
The It Customer Services Guy 😳. (Credit To My Friend)
#33
The People I Have To Deal With (Jk I Love Them)
#34
Here's A Threat That Doesn't Involve Kneecaps
#35
Oh- Oh My
#36
Baked Beans
#37
Crock Pot
#38
Mmm Gas
The Original Bruno 3 years ago
And I'm gonna leave your front door ajar, so every time the wind blows your security system starts beeping like crazy.
#39
I Found This In R/Teenagers
666Slay.Com 3 years ago
Oh I love radium! Now hand it over so I can sit and let my mouth cave in over a sharp 8 month period of suffering leading to death
#40
An Interesting Title
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Note to self: Pick up goat's blood, lizard eyes, nightshade and a Goodyear for the next summoning ritual XP
#41
Feeling Awfully Sluggish
#42
A Short But Rare Threat
#43
Waffle House
#44
Found On The Oatmeal. About “Gif”… You Know What Happened
#47
Stimcky
#49
The Second Name In Question Is ‘Fournier’ Btw
#51
Thorax Arson
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Should have gone with I will slap you with the a**e end of a diahoretic hamster
#52
Medium Rare Or Well Done ?
#53
(Context Break My Face Is A Song And I Insulted A Different Song)
Alex and definitely not Sauron 3 years ago
Break my face is good. Also do not consume shoes, talking on experience
#54
Aggressively Unique
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Old Roadie 3 years ago
"Hope you get a socially unacceptable, painfully itchy, randomly bleeding rash on your a*s." That's my go-to insult.
meow point1 3 years ago
Reminds me of the kids book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day, which has this threat: "I hope you sit on a tack! I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice cream cone, the ice cream part falls off the cone part and lands in Australia!"
Old Roadie 3 years ago
"Hope you get a socially unacceptable, painfully itchy, randomly bleeding rash on your a*s." That's my go-to insult.
meow point1 3 years ago
Reminds me of the kids book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day, which has this threat: "I hope you sit on a tack! I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice cream cone, the ice cream part falls off the cone part and lands in Australia!"
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