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How To Tell If Your Cat’s Secretly Planning To Kill You
Cats are wonderful pets to have, and most of them love their owners very much, but some cats, like the ones in this list, have nothing but murder in their hearts. Never turn your back on these most evil of cats, because you may not live to regret it.
If you have a photo of a murderous evil cat that we should keep our eyes open for, make sure to add it to this list. Upvote the most dangerous cats so everyone can see them!
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Day 15: They still think I'm a cutie little soot thing. My pet name: Fuzzball. My codename: MURDERMACHINE
Who puts scissors and wooden spoons in the dishwasher? I'm guessing they just want to wash the cat.
Of course she is plotting to kill you! Look at that haircut! You really must die now!
more like it's contemplating suicide... because its humans are too dumb to deal with, perhaps.
Day 19: I am so clever at hiding. The humans still think I ran away they said they are going to eat my food. They can it taste like poopoo!
Homeland security is going to mess my hoomans neatly packed luggage for the last time.
Note: this post originally had 360 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
How to tell if you cat is secretly planning to kill you: Is it a cat? Yes: It's secretly planning to kill you. No: Good, don't get a cat.
Oh poo!!! Cats aren't secretly trying to kill you. They show their love in different ways than dogs. Cats are cool!!!!
Love it.we have an unstable cat for the last 8 yrs. We talk about his broken synapse. He wants to kill Mommy.Not Daddy.
Thank you for this thread!
How to tell if you cat is secretly planning to kill you: Is it a cat? Yes: It's secretly planning to kill you. No: Good, don't get a cat.
Oh poo!!! Cats aren't secretly trying to kill you. They show their love in different ways than dogs. Cats are cool!!!!
Love it.we have an unstable cat for the last 8 yrs. We talk about his broken synapse. He wants to kill Mommy.Not Daddy.
Thank you for this thread!