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Do you think you have the weirdest cat in the world? It turns out most people do, and they’re both right and wrong. Namely, cats’ behaviors, however strange they may seem, are pretty similar no matter where you go. Someone on Twitter asked people to share the weird things their cats do, and you can probably guess that the answers involve a lot of theft, knocking things over, turning on faucets, and staring ominously.

Take a look at some of the mischief and destruction other people’s silly cats get up to and comment with your own below!

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ChunLei Yang
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does the same, except that he chooses to hide in my wardrobe.

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet. Meanwhile, do you have a neighbor with a destroyed flowerbed by now?

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    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey I think your cat is dead" ... "No, it's just broken"

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    Why are our adorable cats so fascinated with all the fixtures in the bathroom? Vets suggest that this might come from their wild instincts—still water in the great outdoors isn’t so fresh, and drinking from a bowl in a corner or up against a wall might feel like a vulnerable position. The flowing water that comes out of the sink or shower is simply more appealing for both of those reasons. There’s no wild explanation for why these weird cats like to use sinks as beds, but a sink is perfectly cat-sized and the porcelain might feel fresh and cool in hot weather.

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    If your pet cat is using inappropriate places as a toilet, though, there are several explanations. The first thing to try is always to take them to the vet for urine and blood analysis, because they could be acting out to show that they don't feel well.

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    If they have a clean bill of health, the problem could be that the litter box is not clean enough (in addition to frequent scooping, the box itself should be scrubbed out once a week,) in an inconvenient place (upstairs or downstairs, in a room that the cat finds unpleasant, or near their food,) or too small. If you have more than one cute cat, there could be a bullying situation preventing one from using the litter box, in which case the solution is to provide more boxes.

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    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those eyes! So much personality!

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She feels secure in your home. That is a good thing :D

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks just like our cat and even the bathroom is similar! Bingley, what the hell are you doing?! :O

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat (rip) used to sleep with my socks as a cuddle bunny. * only the super snow socks from N.Z.

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    Human #1,232,867
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a nice feature. Saving you a lot of money, odor and cleaning...

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    Amy Frank
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats use to do that (RIP Cray-Cray and Holly), I would always catch them swiping to make it stop

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hooman, I shall learn the secret of opening the can opener while you sleep. Be prepared for the lobotomy performed by my claws!"

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she also tear up all the bills for you?

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat makes sure your stool is ok.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Kids or animals; there’s no such thing as privacy for Mom and Dad. Even in the bathroom.

    SavySausageDog
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a parrot (I mean cat) who loves to sit on my shoulder...meow for hours for attention, sit in the shower and watches my mum when the uses the bathroom...

    Snowy Tundra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat comes in when I'm using the toilet to use her box. Synchro pooping?

    Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine decides that this is the perfect time to sit on my lap.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go back to the beginning. Your childhood, how was your relationship with your mother?

    David Young
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known mine do the same. Getting up off the pot is difficult, as she'll dig the claws in if she's loosing her balance. Ouch.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be sure you don't mistake the cat for toilet paper and you are fine

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proctologist in training... Starting at the bottom.

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of mine sits on the toilet tank and stabs me with one single sharp little claw

    Liz Mosby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat wants to know why on earth you're not pooping in the litterbox like a normal creature.. and how come it doesn't have to be scooped it's just automatic..

    Carey Stanley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn’t you have just said “when I am on the toilet”?

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What difference would that make? We all know exactly what he is doing.

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    Blarrg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it from a therapist. That's not how analysis is done.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? A selfie on the toilet...

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, I never get to pee alone. I guess they think I will be lonely.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're everywhere you want to be :)

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing a CAT scan to protect your health (at the expense of your privacy)

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical cat! They sometime will even crawl up onto your clothes and watch you while they wait!

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The odor isn't too strong, or she would leave !!!

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cat. Its present any time.get used to it.. btw.. you never "own" a cat.. it merely tolerates your obnoxious precense...

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just making sure you don't fall in ;)

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What better situation to analyze a human? So much to take notes on.

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    Juan Alcorta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to break open my garbage bags just to eat pumpkin and squash peels

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    TacocaT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN HEAR THE IMAGE, MAKE IT STOP!

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the dark side of the moon sign going in one side of his head and out the other?

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    Christine Blackburne-Kowal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a condition called hyperesthesia. In some cats it's just cute, but in ones like mine, he'll catch his tail and bite it enough to draw blood if he doesn't get his medication. It's due to a nerve disorder where he has tiny seizures resulting in twitching on his back and skin. To him it feels like someone is poking him, then he turns around and sees his tail and figures it's his F-ING TAIL! MUST KILL TAIL! It's sometimes called 'rippling skin syndrome' because that's what it looks like before he tries to catch his tail. Easily treatable with meds that don't have a long term negative effect. This has been my PSA for the day

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