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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
Not only those do that. Even my vacuum cleaner cord does that to me ;(
I've never figured it out- How does this happen? It's like those moving rocks in the desert. No one ever sees them move.
rock's in the desert move through wind blowing them around, and erosion of the soil around them. As for the cables getting tangled, well, I could explain it to you, but I'd have to go get a PHD in something first. Might take a while.
Load More Replies...There are some videos in youtube showing you how to wrap the headphones and it will not tangled together, it works.
11:30 - headphones 11:31 - tangled headphones Never again - untangled headphones
Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔