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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile
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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile

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I draw on sheets of cardboard and pose with them at sunset. I call them Sunset Selfies and I hope this collection makes you smile. We will get through this. Stay safe, everyone, and see you at sunset soon.

If you want to see more of my work, check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here, here, and here

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Finding Toilet Paper

After not finding any toilet paper for several weeks, I finally spotted a roll down on the rocks tonight at sunset. It was an adult male, soft and plump but heavily armed. I approached with nervous excitement.

“One step closer and I’ll wipe that smirk right off your face,” the toilet paper shouted in defiance.

“If anyone’s gonna do any wiping, it’s gonna be me,” I shouted back as I lowered my net.

Quaran-toned

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I’ve been afraid to go to the grocery store during the quarantine, so I haven’t been eating very much. Still, it has been a chance to lose those pesky extra pounds around my waistline—which is a plus. And just in time for summer!

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Love in the Time of Corona

We may not be able to get physically close during this difficult time, but as I watched the last sunlight glinting off Pam’s gas mask, her filter cartridge canister had never looked sexier to me.

Find Your Own Food

I’ve been worried about the food supply, so I decided to take up hunting. It’s going well so far, but I’m not sure I bought the right hunting cap. I mean, as advertised, it does attract plenty of deer. But it also attracts plenty of hunters.

Tick Humor

When he is fully engorged, Trevor is pretty disgusting, but he does have a good sense of humor.

“What do you get when you cross a virus with a tick?” Trevor asked me tonight as we watched the sunset together.

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“I don’t know,” I said, playing along.

“Corona with Lyme.”

I gave him a high-five for that one.

Cat Juggling

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With so much time at home, I’ve taken up a new hobby. The only problem is: I can’t find enough kittens.

A Talk with the President

“There will not be a sunset tonight,” the President said. “We did an incredible job and you will not see one. I am very strongly against them.”

Which didn’t make any sense.

“But there’s a beautiful sunset happening right now,” I pointed out.

“I always said there would be,” the President responded without missing a beat. “I called it a sunset long before anyone called it a sunset. Believe me: No one knows more about sunsets than me. I’m a big fan. A huge fan.”

Which didn’t make any sense.

“I’m confused,” I admitted. “What exactly are you saying? Because you just said—”

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“I’m saying: You are fake news,” the President shouted. “That’s a nasty snarky question and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

And with that, another day ended.

Zombie Humor

Jessica and I were talking about the pandemic as we danced at sunset.

“Well, look on the bright side,” she suggested.

“And what bright side is that?” I asked.

“At least it’s not the zombie apocalypse.”

“You wish,” I teased, and she laughed her raspy little laugh that cracked from the back of her rotting throat.

It was cute.

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John Marshall

John Marshall

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John is a 9-time Emmy award-winning television producer, author, and the founder of Teach Her.org, a service organization offering college education to orphaned girls. His "Sunset Selfies" have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India to The Kelly Clarkson Show. You can see his complete cut-out collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies

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John Marshall

John Marshall

Author, Community member

John is a 9-time Emmy award-winning television producer, author, and the founder of Teach Her.org, a service organization offering college education to orphaned girls. His "Sunset Selfies" have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India to The Kelly Clarkson Show. You can see his complete cut-out collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies

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Violeta Draseikaitė

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My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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Violeta Draseikaitė

Violeta Draseikaitė

Moderator, BoredPanda staff

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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Maik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

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Curious Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

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Maik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

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Curious Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

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