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In scary times like these, where Covid 19 and financial insecurity are running rampant, it’s important to not only spread words of wisdom but also to keep our sense of humor.

That is why my wife, Nicole, and I decided to enlist our local “Sasquatch”, to give a Social Distancing Master Class. After all, there is no one else who knows more about staying away from people than the Sasquatch. And what The Hairy One lacks in spelling, he makes up in sincerity.

We uploaded the photoshoot to Facebook and it has been shared three thousand times, bringing much knowledge and laughter to our fellow Canadians. Now we are ready to share his lessons with the rest of the world.

Please heed the wisdom of the Sasquatch and share the knowledge and laughter.

Sasquatch Presents: Social Distance Master Class

Never Trust Racoons to Guard Food Stash

Gnomes Make the Best Medicine (and Moonshine)

Find New and Creative Ways to Keep People Away

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Be Like Sasquatch. Always Stay 120 kms From Nearest Human

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Good to See Humans Finally Hibernating. Rest Important.

Its Only Called Crow-Navirus. Crow Safe.

If all else fails…Hug your Teddy

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