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The Adventures Of Butternut The Cat
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Animals7 years ago

The Adventures Of Butternut The Cat

Hi there, my name is Butternut and I live in Cape Town, South Africa.

I’m a stay at home cat which means I don’t have a job so I look after the place while the humans are away. My duties include: making sure there is nothing lying around on the counters, sinks, or even shelves. I think I might be a little bit OCD sometimes, but I like to keep it real.

My favorite food is tuna and if there is none around I’ll eat pretty much anything else. If I’m really hungry I like to chew on toilet rolls, I learnt that from watching Oprah. I like listening to Taylor Swift and Bryan Adams. I enjoy watching old episodes of Lassie and find them very moving and thought provoking.

Scrabble is currently my favorite board game, I just cant get enough, it keeps my mind sharp. I wont lie, sometimes I just hit a blank and I can’t think of any word so I resort to nibbling on the box just to buy myself some more time, people think its cute.

Meaw

More info: Instagram

Hipster Cat

Breakfast #cat #breakfast #winter

Snake

What do you mean there could be snakes in the grass!!! #scared #cat #scaredofsnakes #dramatic #getmethegfuckoutahere #lol

Best Gift Ever And It Even Had Bubble Wrap

Road Tripping

Pancake Tuesday

#lentcat #nothungry

Toilet Break

Shalom

Jewish cat

Shhhhhh

I took a dump in the flower bed, they never gonna find me hehe. #shhhhh #undercover #yolo #cat #bagcat #catbag

Cat Selfie

Check my fur

Chilling By The Sea

Waiting for some lady cats to walk by

My Goose And I

She’s free range

Were They Organically Fed?

Whats my name?

English breakfast please, eggs easy over and a bowl of milk. #mallcatstrikesagain #breakfastcat #cat #poloneck #casanova #spanishguitar

SUP

Out The Way, I Need To Buy Some String

In Trouble

Me? Noooo I’ve never seen that before hey. #introuble #badass #catthug #cat #chewedcable

It’s 5pm, When Are They Coming Home? Soooo Hugry

Chilling Out At The Camp Site

Snow Leopard

Snow cat #snow #cat #adventure #snowpatrol

Glamping Weekend Away

Glamping is so much fun, these guide ropes are the shit. #omnomnom #string #greatdane #glamping

Someone Open A Tin?

Camping with Daisy #camp #glamp #thatchopneedsturning #yolo #cat #dog

Shhhhhhh Fk The Police

#undercover #cat #shopping #tomcat #bitchdontkillmyvibe

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GraceBarclay
Community Member
7 years ago

Hello Butternut, I am so glad to see that your human pet, Grant, has been trained by you. I see you take him for a walk and you guide him around using a good solid leash. All the best, have fun in the Cape. Regards from Iris & Moonshine - 2 beautiful girls from Joeys

SusannaVesna
Community Member
7 years ago

This guy is really chill going out, shopping , camping! Wish my cat was that OUTgoing!

MicheleSlinkard
Community Member
7 years ago

I see you have a canine friend. Does Daisy behave?

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GraceBarclay
Community Member
7 years ago

Hello Butternut, I am so glad to see that your human pet, Grant, has been trained by you. I see you take him for a walk and you guide him around using a good solid leash. All the best, have fun in the Cape. Regards from Iris & Moonshine - 2 beautiful girls from Joeys

SusannaVesna
Community Member
7 years ago

This guy is really chill going out, shopping , camping! Wish my cat was that OUTgoing!

MicheleSlinkard
Community Member
7 years ago

I see you have a canine friend. Does Daisy behave?

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