Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your 'advertisement.'
If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let's just say that they're pretty colorful.
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Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?
Bushy Convo
There are bugs between your legs? No, but for real, where the hell did that question come from
Seems Reasonable
I Only Matched So I Could Send This
You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him
Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2
Yeah, okay Brad, I'm sure your high school football record is very impressive. Now back to reality.
After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This
I Give Up
He Unmatched Me
Why Are Men?
I sometimes wonder if some people are really human or just worms pretending to be one
Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like
Do You Have A Dog?
I don’t find tgis that bad. He doesn’t want to say he owns a living being, what’s the problem?
Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?
Dude, if someone gave me the opportunity to nerd out I would take it with great joy!
He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up
I love it when people without vaginas try to tell people with them how they work. Apalling. The amount of unmitigated gall is staggering.
Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It
And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble
Her-"First thing you asked is if I have big boobs?!?!?" Him-"No" Her" Oh thats alright then."
I Thought I’ve See It All
1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado
hey man, don't mess with back pain. once your back goes you never get it back. blowing someone's back out is not manly or sexy.
Idk How Should I Take This
Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??
Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful
Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists
Imagine Being This Self-Important
First Day On Bumble, Going Well
so basically you just want to feel wanted since your bf doesn't give you enough of that?
I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit
No Red Flags Here
Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?
I honestly don’t understand why people still write like this. It made sense 20 years ago in the days of texting with an old Nokia.
No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse
There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This
Same Thing, Right? 🫠
Note: this post originally had 84 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
I'm so glad I got married before dating apps got really popular. I cannot imagine dating like that. Looks miserable.
I'm so glad I got married before dating apps got really popular. I cannot imagine dating like that. Looks miserable.
