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Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.
These guys don't need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for the ones you like best!
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#1
Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
@Micheal awdry) This sentence makes perfect since you illiterate f*****g burnt toast
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#2
Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York
Sarah Pedersen 7 years ago
I completely LOVE this!! What a great guy to make her laugh while she misses him!!!
#3
R.I.P
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I doubt it - otherwise there'd be a marker for that too...
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#4
Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip
tuzdayschild 7 years ago
"violin plays softly in the background" My dearest Elizabeth, I fear the worst is upon us. Supplies are depleted and our spirits are dreadfully low. Now, we live only for the day of your return. And of course for the meal you shall prepare upon that day. Ever yours, Jedidiah
#5
My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On
#6
The Handsomest Man
#7
My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport
Imma Letchoofinish 7 years ago
You sir, are a great husband and a national treasure. God bless you and the work you do.
Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I would hate it if my husband did something like that. Jokes and stuff are ok and I enjoy a good laugh but when he knows exactly that I am scared of something, then I expect him to respect that.
Chris Jones 7 years ago
Says hates being embarrassed though, not scared. If she was scared of it that would be cruel, I agree, but who doesn't hate being embarrassed?
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#8
Great Deal
Anne 7 years ago
If they are really young and it's harsh weather, then it's possible they need a jacket
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Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
May not be the moral to the story, but $20 bucks would barely cover the cost of the beer much less buy clothes for a puppy. One sweater is 9 dollars.
#9
Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby
Flash Henry 7 years ago
Honestly I do this every time I'm in Michael's or Walmart because I am a child
TJ McCartney 6 years ago
Yeah that’s not necessarily the bf... Hobbyists and artists are are odd breed.
#10
My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain
DeusCurrentMachina O. 7 years ago
That's a joke cause all husbands know there's a business trip when the inlaws come.
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Molly Block 7 years ago
Ehhh, you cannot fool us women, we all know that is only a shower curtain LINER! Hah!
Bored Office Girl 7 years ago
We actually have a clear one too, lol. That'll have to change when kids come along in a few years.
Martti Laurson 7 years ago
The curtain will not remain transparent when your wife takes a shower. It is well known fact that women take steam showers not normal warm water showers.
#11
Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!
Luis Milian 7 years ago
i thought i was the only one doing this to my girl when i see our cat hanging outside the bathroom.
Greta Toločkaitė 7 years ago
my husband joins our dog violently scratching bathroom door when i'm in
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Mama Panda 7 years ago
haha I told my son when he was like 4 years old that the toilet was NOT a portal to another world.
Holly Hobby 7 years ago
Our cat knows where to hit the door just right to pop the master bathroom door open (handle is wonky). The cat HATES shut doors with a passion. She will scream and claw like she's being murdered. Open the door and stares at you like, "that's what I thought" and walks off.
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
My cat won't leave her alone in the bathroom either. She either has to let her in, or listen to her meowing and batting at the door. She's learned to let her in and Kitty will crawl up onto the side of the tub and patiently wait for her to finish her business quietly.
#12
He Dead
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Whad'ya know, fake eyelashes look equally as bad when used as a detachable mustache XD
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Now how in the world can this happen. My wife would never sleep through me removing her eyelashes. Not even passed out drunk is she that out of it. I say BS. to this one.
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
How do you take someone's eyelashes off while they sleep? Wouldn't that definitely wake them?
#13
Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking
Pumbaa 7 years ago
Still worth it! I want a video of her playing with that pan :D
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Mikaela Stewart 7 years ago
Next thing you know, you come home to him cooking with your tennis racket.
#14
I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom
your name 7 years ago
Darth has to poop too. They never mention this in any movie. Why dont characters ever have to pee
glowworm2 7 years ago
Usually they only do so during comedic or dramatic scenes.
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mulk 7 years ago
Found! https://www.amazon.com/Serenity-Bucket-Gallery-Wrapped-Bathroom/dp/B0773W9SLS
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My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race
#16
My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use
James Grey 7 years ago
Love a man who's comfortable enough in his skin to wear women's clothing... and funny. He's rocking that outfit!
weatherwitch 7 years ago
This would impress me more than the mothers maternity pic! I don't get this fad for these instasheep maternity pics.
#17
My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working
Emma Langowski 7 years ago
Oh. I thought he put that there to make her think it was a tiny lamp.
Panda Kicki 7 years ago
Dont you have any broom or stick to poke with? Or somerthing to throw, preferably something of his in case it breaks 😉
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Wouldn't work in my house, my wife is almost as tall as I am.(less than an inch difference). I'm 5'10" and she is 5',9 and 1/4".
#18
My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
"Ok, but not without U!" If she comes back with that, she's a keeper XD
#19
My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby
Hans 7 years ago
That's horrible. Such a small baby cannot work with a heavy axe. Get a tripod-mounted chainsaw immeditely!
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Chris Hardtke 7 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this. I mean c’mon, that hat has to provide excellent sun protection.
Susann Campbell 7 years ago
Boy is she going to be mad at you. You forgot to put sunscreen on the baby's knees.
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I'd be horrified too if I were his wife - he shouldn't be holding that piece of wood with his fingers!
#20
When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day
Rebecca Cote 6 years ago
I wish my husband would do that. Instead, he makes me go in and shop with him...
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
My question is why did she even bother going just to stay in the car, waist gas and be uncomfortable when she could have stayed home, been Air conditioned and comfortable watching Netflix on a bigger screen laptop or TV. You're not spending any more quality time together during the ride to and from the hardware store. Doesn't make sense to me. Sorry.
Bambi 7 years ago
They might be coming from somewhere else and decided to stop at the shops. Or, they might be planning on going somewhere else together before heading home. They might have stopped to pick up just one item, not many. The lady might be exhausted from a tiring night-shift and had her partner pick her up. They might be coming from the hospital, where the lady just had her broken leg put in a cast. There are so many scenarios that could've played out here. Don't be quick to pass judgement.
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#21
My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am
Nadja Lambacher 7 years ago
lol that's priceless. But how nice of her to look out for that coyote.
#22
Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings
A. Jones 7 years ago
From pill seeds. They do look similar to carrot seeds in size in color. Probably accidentally got one free in the seed packet.
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#23
Just Doing What My Wife Asked
Polleekin 7 years ago
My best guess is it was a gift and she wanted to see him enjoying it.
Load More Replies... Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
The only picture I'd want to see is the selfie stick plunging over the edge of a cliff...
#24
Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife
Bored Office Girl 7 years ago
I always finish reading far-away text before realizing I can scroll down and there's a close-up of it lol.
#25
Styling Done Right
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Lmao I didn’t even notice that’s what it was at first hahaha
Load More Replies... Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
It was probably bad when you showed her the photo. It'll be worse when she sees it on Bored Panda...
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Yeah, she smiling now, but wait till she sees the picture. Then you won't be either. Lol
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
I'm sure there was hell to pay when she saw that pic! But if she's understanding, she'll laugh it off.
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
I must have the mind of a 5 years old, because that's what I though of: 5907092fc3...ee5a28.jpg 
#26
Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved
Nika Strokappe 1 year ago
I hope the back can also be engraved as a phone number will make the calling process easier 😉
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Marcy Williams 7 years ago
My dogs tag says: i got lost prowling for bitches have your people call my people
Lyop 7 years ago
Ok. Thats awesome and so I'm going to use yours as inspiration for mine!!....if you dont mind!!XD
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#27
Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One
Random Panda 7 years ago (edited)
I don't see any problem with this picture. Those ugly pillows on the other hand...
Chris Jones 7 years ago
'Being the girlfriend you were given the job?? Nice credentials. Ended up with a boring, bland room. Needs that pic and more.
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
You picked out a glass coffee table. You'll be sell that when you have kids.
#28
At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge
Heidi Matsumoto 7 years ago
I've seen those in Disneyland as well... I was shocked and guilty for thinking such. hahahhahaa
A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago
And there's one more. If things go well, the girlfriend might see it at home.
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
I wasnt scrolled down far enough. then i scrolled down far enough. ten i was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
#29
Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry
James Grey 7 years ago
Every woman knows...send a man out...you need to be specific. Write it down. Call and remind them. They cant be trusted to go grocery shopping....at least most of them can't.
#30
My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
Do you commission signs? I would like 666 of the "Hail Satan" in Comic Sans please.
Candice Ravel 7 years ago
Keeps the Jehovahs Witnesses and the Mormons from knocking on my door.
#31
My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room
Robert Morson 7 years ago
What other part of the room is Disney related? The painting looks like Degas, and everything else seems pretty generic.
Marina 7 years ago (edited)
Yes it does look generic but also consider that you're not seeing even a quarter of the room so there's plenty of stuff the photo doesn't show
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LeilaOdinis 7 years ago (edited)
Excellent choice. You can tell the baby when she's old enough..."That's no moon!"
#32
Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby
LemonyLickit 7 years ago
This actually shows more thought and caring than a store bought card. I could only hope for something as cute.
#33
After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
You are the giver of heat and snuggles!!! I have the same problem. All the dogs and cats pile on me while my guy sleeps peacefully. And let me tell you, having all 30lbs of Corgi land on just one nipple at 4am will wake up the entire house.
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
With a handle like yours, I can't help but wonder if that's the only things that wakes up the house! ;-)
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#34
I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Send this picture to Miller brewery and see if they'll pay for your advertising their beer!
Whatthedeuce? 7 years ago
Would like to buy a copy. Please let me know how much you charge. No, I'm not kidding!
#35
Savage
Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
It's not a GREAT DEAL of makeup but whatever there is it's being highlighted by the black sheet...
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Imma Letchoofinish 7 years ago
Back away from the foundation m'am...M'AM BACK AWAY FROM THE FOUNDATION!
#36
My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten
Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
"She would go in the darks obviously" :D hahahaha <3 they are meant for each other
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
This is funny but I feel I have to say be careful with kitties around washers and dryers. They are too loud and will drown out little kitty screams. I've lost two kitties, one in a washer and one in the dryer. I'm sure they were just investigating like they always do. Just be careful people.
Chris Jones 7 years ago
Same. None of the ones I have had needed washing!
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Randomcthulu 7 years ago
I have a black and white kitty, what load does she go in? (KIDDING OF COURSE)
Sharon Palmer 7 years ago
She looks just like my cat, the black stripe on her face carries on down under her chin
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
Typical male, doesn't know how to separate his colors from his whites. Lol. This is also inherently dangerous. My mom killed a cat (accidentally) in a dryer. It had crawled in to sleep, she threw the wet clothes in and he didn't cry out loud enough fir her to hear him. Didn't notice he was inside untill she heard the clanging when she started it. Unfortunately it broke his neck. She's never forgiven herself.
Elizabeth 7 years ago
Oh......that's sad. I wouldn't forgive myself either. But it was also had luck that the poor kittie was sleeping in the dryer.
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My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions
Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
She probably was barely conscious from pain, so probably would have said "yes" to anything
Load More Replies... Random Panda 7 years ago (edited)
That seems incredibly rude. Hope the lady was ok with the in-laws being in there.
Daniëlle Raats 7 years ago
What the F? My parents in law and own parent would not even be allowed in the room. Let alone make a family picture. In sain in the brain.
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Yeah, let's shoot s picture and post it on line of one of the most intimate, personal and painful moments in a woman's life. Not cool.
J Perry 7 years ago
What is this thing with having family at labor?! Where I'm from you have the other parent (of the baby) and MAYBE someone else as emotional support for the new mum. (Like her mother or best friend.) Friends and family visit later, when the baby is born and the new parent/s are ready to have visitors. Which might be straight away, or after a few days. None of this "bring the whole extended family and have a party at the hospital"...
#38
Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
Changed my air filter at home and drove half a mile to an oil change place. Yep, needed a new air filter.
Mimi M 7 years ago
First time I had a flat (on the highway, natch), a trucker pulled up in his 16-wheeler. He said "I'll fix it'. I said - 'No, teach me how'. Second time I had a flat (highway, natch), a trucker pulled up, and said 'I'll fix it'. I said - 'No- watch me'. Third time, I had a flat, trucker pulled up, I said - 'Thanks, I'm good!'. PS: Fourth time, I fixed someone else's. 13 minutes, start to finish. And they were dudes.
Chrystal Swope 7 years ago
A guy literally put what looked like a birds nest of trash he must have taken out of the garbage on my filter and walked it over to me to show I needed a new filter. Nope! Take that off and put it back I said.
Donald Holder 7 years ago
My wife is no fool.She knows as much about engines and repairs as I do. But I am the one who takes the cars in for oil changes and mechanical work. She prefers it that way. Then she doesn't have to sit around in a dirty shop,drinking stale coffee waiting with other guys oogling at her.
Cheryl Hopper 7 years ago
I don't know much about what's under a hood, but my dad's a walking encyclopedia of car knowledge, so the way I avoid being taken for a ride at a shop I've not dealt with before is, after they've told me what they claim is wrong and what they want to do, I ring up my dad and tell him what I've just been told. If he has any questions, I have him talk to the mechanics.
#39
Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
What connotation is wanker referring too?! Or should I guess.
#40
Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:
Chad Freeman 7 years ago
I remember reading an article about this one place that was a homeless shelter/kitchen called something along the lines of "A Friend's Place", so people didn't have to be embarrassed to say they were at a homeless shelter, because they were staying at "A Friend's Place".
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
There was a bar in North Carolina called "He's Not Here" (alas now gone)
#41
My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook
#42
I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin
madapult 7 years ago
The penguin is a batman character and the girls dressed up as batman characters
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#43
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...
#44
My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
You're right to be dubious - that's obviously a right-handed fork...
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Imaginative but I wouldn't recommend Red Lobster. Their food prep is terrible and cost is not near the quality and quantity of food you're served. And service was terrible as well. Manager was rude, tables next to us weren't cleared or cleaned for our entire visit. All three meals where served incomplete and took an additional 15+minutes to receive the food that was missing from the original meals.(this is how I know the manager was rude, because I asked to speak to him after this fiasco) after all this, they never appologizes and didn't offer any compensation or future offers. Totally Terrible customer service, food and experience.
#45
Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair
#46
My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything
Isabella Gilbert 7 years ago
It’s an attraction at the Mall of America and other places.
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So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...
Aileen Cawlfield 7 years ago
Lol I wonder who had to make her dress fly up like that for the photo, after seeing a post quite a while ago on BP (or maybe it was some other news page) of a wedding photo shoot, where the bride wanted the photos to look “windswept” so the bridesmaid had to make her dress fly up and dive out of the photo. Her dive was absolutely priceless.😂
madapult 7 years ago
its not he stuck his head out and she stuck hers back if you look you can see his shoulder
Load More Replies... Hans 7 years ago
Oh. My. God. You guys realize that the girl does not have an undercut, do you? I made a joke, using sarcasm. Implying that this was written by the girl and that she was referring to the guy as her girlfriend, because he appears to be having the belly in the rigjt picture. That undercuts are out is not my opinion. In fact, I do not care at all about other peoples' hair styles.
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#48
Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA
Bengü Taşkesen 7 years ago
This is so considerate ❤ A letter like this could have saved the marriages of at least two of my friends.
Carol Emory 7 years ago
At least he understands there's another living person in the house....
Mama Panda 7 years ago
hahaha love this! But it wouldn't work in our house as we are both gamers (not of WoW tho, bleh!). In fact we met in a game called Everquest 2. We have been together for over 10 years and married for 7 years <3
Randomcthulu 7 years ago
My boyfriend has been playing since beta, I started in June....FOR THE ALLIANCE!
julieta berasain 7 years ago
I received a similar notice when Diablo III came out, I just checked every couple of hours he and his friends were still alive...maybe bring something to drink.... leave it on the floor...push the tray...walk away. Still together 6 years later
Bilbo Baggins 7 years ago
"I promise I will clean up any trash and blood I've puked up..." lol
Rebecca Cote 6 years ago
Definitely for the HORDE. That's the only thing wrong with his letter... oh and also, why only a week? When that expansion came out I was playing for at least a month or so...
#49
My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes
glowworm2 7 years ago
Those would go well with that pink scarf with fur that keeps floating around on the internet.
TheDivineMs.M 7 years ago
Those are super ugly and uncomfortable looking... the color makes them even more obvious
John L 7 years ago
Already looks like a very well used body part to me. 00-spitefu...c3e663.gif 
#50
My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)
Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago
Honestly, I hate the pressure women put on men to propose. Like, do you want them to propose when they are ready or do you want it forced?
Lynn Noyes 7 years ago
Just how is she putting pressure on him? She misunderstood the situation, but her reaction was perfectly rational and honest.
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Bored Office Girl 7 years ago
This has nothing to do with pressure or anything. In all fairness he tricked her on purpose and anyone would've been very surprised and excited! Especially on that bridge with the Eiffel Tower in the background. It all lines up. Anyone would've been very mad afterwards too!
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
I wouldn’t have been mad at all. But I upvoted you anyway because of how ugly people are acting about the whole proposal topic. I would have been shocked and rattled but not mad. Eventually I would have laughed but been disappointed as well.
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Liesa Yopp 7 years ago
You know i might be sympathetic if he hadn't done it plainly just to be an a*s***e. He could have tied his shoe anywhere or in a different manner. Doing in a romantic back drop like that, especially if she had be asking about it, is just damn cruel. He got what he deserved. Certain life events are important to people, making light of them is something I will never understand.
Carmela Hess 7 years ago
A friend took his girlfriend out to a nice dinner for her birthday, and just before dessert, presented her with a small box. She started crying like a baby as she opened it. Inside was a pair of gold hoop earings!! Yep, she was expecting a ring.
Mica Fiverline 6 years ago
I wouldn't want my man to propse to me in such a chliché location^^ He literally propsed to me via text message with a picture from that one simpsons episode where Lisa gets propsed to by the english guy and it goes wrong and the backup plan is a cow with a sign that says 'Marry Me'... That was his proposal and I couldn't have been happier^^ It was completely "us"^^ Naturally I accepted and he gave me my ring^^
mistouko les 7 years ago
Allways amazed how that way of proposing is still a thing in our days
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
Rule #1 : don not tie shoelaces in front of girlfriend (especially when in Paris).
#51
What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...
Bruce Mardle 7 years ago
"No, we have a chef, a saucier, a sommelier... I think we've got enough kitchen staff."
#52
Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
#53
My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell
Theodora Graybill 7 years ago
i spy with my eye ....... dog tags... thanks for your service ... that being said, cpt hook betta watch out!
#54
Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I guess I'm just tacky because I love them!!! We have a different Flamingo for every holiday and it gets its own little spot in front of the yard
K. LNU 7 years ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that. But I do take it one step further, and decorate my flamingos (I have two) for the season. lol
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Randomcthulu 7 years ago
My great grandmother's youth group at her church used to flamingo people's yards to raise money for trips etc.
Biana Weatherford 7 years ago
The students had a fundraiser...a flock of plastic flamingos shows up on your lawn - you pay to have them relocated to a colleague's lawn. It went so well, they had to add 2 more flocks of flamingos!
#55
This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller
Helga Zwemmer 7 years ago
It's not "unused space"... it's "wife's rolling-over space" :-D
Load More Replies... Pan Narrans 7 years ago
Wrong. That is NOT where you are supposed to sleep, that space is reserved for the pup to stretch. YOUR place is at their feet.
Kerri Russ 7 years ago
I think there's plenty of room on the bed for you... we can't even see the foot of the bed but judging where her legs are, there should be TONS of room there.
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
Switch to unused space and keep pushing in same direction : dog will fall out eventually.
Mama Panda 7 years ago
Hubby and I upgraded our Queen sized bed to a King when we brought home our boxer puppy. This set up is just about the same as ours is now. Our lil baby is now 7!
Chrystal Swope 7 years ago
My bed looks the same except we've added our 8 year old son where the open space would be
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Simply move the dog to behind her. Then you and your wife can snuggle and the figs still allowed on the bed.
LOttawa 7 years ago
Nope, can't. That space turns into wife space if she turns around. It's used for extending arms and legs while keeping the head exactly where its located at this moment.
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My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
You haven't had a proper childhood unless you've f***ed with your parents' minds at least once!
#57
I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone
Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
This site tells me exactly what to do after I get married...
Load More Replies... Bored Office Girl 7 years ago
Haha this would definitely be a turn-on for me actually. It's nice to know that you're wanted!
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
my husband does the same thing... especially on my Saturday To Do list... hahahaha MEN!
Donald Holder 7 years ago
This one's great. I did the similar thing before message reminders where popular Hy sending random e-mails say thing like " meet me at the bed at 10pm for whoopie session", etc.
#58
I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
Nothing more romantic than dismissing the feelings of someone you love....
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Here's one | https://www.amazon.com/Seawoo-Miniature-Instrument-Dollhouse-decoration/dp/B071XMM9VX/ref=asc_df_B071XMKG1K/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216545230264&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17449387468766286812&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9030050&hvtargid=pla-350552227658&th=1
#59
I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character
GeneralZod 7 years ago
I have full belly laughs over this photo. I love it so much I made it my screensaver
#60
Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took
Pigeon named Beans 7 years ago
If this animal is anything like horses, it's quite a common area for fat. I'd say this animal is very obese.
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#61
My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge
Naomi Armitage 7 years ago
I literally laughed out loud at this. That doesn't happen often enough. Thank you.
#62
The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!
Taru-Elaari 7 years ago
Never mind a cold shower... there is not enough brain bleach in the world!
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#63
Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This
glowworm2 7 years ago
The picture itself is adorable--but it's really not funny to joke about a beloved pet being run over.
Chris Jones 7 years ago
Agree with all making that comment - not nice at all.
Load More Replies... The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
That's kind of mean though, even if you are joking, you made your wife very sad for a a few moments.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Biscuit. Cute! When I was a kid, I had a cat named Fluffy. My dad got mad when I named her that. Lol.
#64
Bakery Was Closed This Morning
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
It's just the awkward wording that made it funny. Usually people would say their wife had the baby or she went into labor. Saying the baby came out made it sound like she just plopped a kid out right then and there. It also makes it sound like the husband is confused; like he didnt expect that to happen.
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I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket
#66
I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom
Mama Panda 7 years ago
And what if there was a spider that was sitting on top of where the water shoots out from? You would now have a spider up your a*s hahaha
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#67
Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)
Donald Holder 7 years ago
If he was doing that on graduation day, then I wonder how soon after where you born.
#68
Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally
#69
Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card
Sierra Biagas 7 years ago
Not just the UK. I'm from the U.S. my boyfriend refers to me as the Mrs.
Naomi Armitage 7 years ago (edited)
"Made my *girlfriend*..." "...card for the *mrs*"? Do folks in the UK refer to their girlfriends as "Mrs.", or did the title just go awry?
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
The inside should say, "Judging by the expression on your face, this was a terrible joke and I should be ashamed of myself". Lol.
#70
My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins
Aileen Cawlfield 7 years ago (edited)
Another scary pumpkin for all the musicians out there is “Stop trick-or-treating, go home and practice.”
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I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run
Wiggity 7 years ago
Had a new pilot named Bob check into the squadron and was asked what he wanted to be called (nickname, previously earned callsign, etc.). His reply was, "Eh, Bob'll do." He was, from that moment on, known as "Bobble-Doo".
Tony Moon 7 years ago
Some of my best pilot call-sign stories are NSFW... Really sucks.
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#72
I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch
Molly Block 7 years ago
Is that Trump? *See previous Trump Tennis Underwear photo from above... and it's okay to puke after you do.
#73
Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
It's a bit strange to forbid a full grown up to do what the hell (s)he want with her/his body....
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
That's what happens when you're married. Some things you do, some things you don't do. Especially when you love the SO.
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Pollen the Pink Ninja 7 years ago
My cousin did something like this with a nose piercing to fool my Grandma, let's just say when my Grandma found out it was fake, my cousin got a good flogging. XD
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Small earrings like that on men is not so outlandish. Some even look sexier with them.
Olivia Kuczynski 7 years ago
I'm sure this is a game they have played with each other for years!
#74
My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready
Enuya 7 years ago
@Random panda, funny fact for you: both your mum and dad had sex at least once. The same applies to your grandparents.
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to mark the places you haven't had sex.? (Fond memories of being married at 20 and having rented our own place.)
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That's what I was thinking. My hubby and I have done it everywhere around the house.
Load More Replies... Donald Holder 7 years ago
If this where my sister in law, she would probably have already surmised that no room in the house is free of sex acts when it comes to me and her sister. Hell, we even made love in her bed once or twice while visiting her over the last couple years. She gave us her bedroom and she slept on the couch.(she only has a one bedroom apartment).
Pandykinz 7 years ago
So none of your relatives have children? Or do we still believe in the stork story?
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#75
My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
I wholeheartedly support this choice....it really ties the room together!
M Jordan 6 years ago
That's awesome. Of course, the picture is of Sam Elliott.
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My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
Three Chinese girls were talking about the sort of men they wanted to marry. The first said, "I'd like to marry a man who has a dragon on his chest." The second said, "I'd like to marry a man who has two dragons on his chest." The third said, "I'd like to marry a man who has one draggin' on the ground."
#77
My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued
Soozie Poozie 7 years ago
Cat on bottom right looks like it hates owner’s guts for having to wear cat glasses. :)
#78
We Went To Home Depot Today, I Asked My Wife If She Wanted To Duck Down This Isle For A Quickie. She Rolled Her Eyes And Kept Walking
Master Markus 7 years ago
Pffth... My mom would've burst out laughing if my dad said that. Some people need to lighten up.
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
My wife would have been the one with this joke, not me. She much wittier than I am.
#79
It Is My Wife’s Birthday
#80
Played A Trick On My Wife. She Was Working Out And I Took A Photo. I Go To My Office And Photoshop Her Feet To Hobbit Proportions. I Came Back And Told Her She Didn't Look Bad Working Out And Showed Her The Photo. She Looked So Sad And Said "Are My Feet Really That Big?!" I Felt Bad Then
Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago
Why do women hate having big feet? Is it a snazzy shoe thing? Surely the extra safety on ice makes it worth it
Hilliary Smith 7 years ago
Hard to find shoes, let alone comfortable or stylish ones.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
This could be side-by-side pics of me and mom. Strangers say we look just alike. But I wear a 7 and she wears a 10.
#81
4 Years Is Fruit And Flowers, My Fruit Come With Added Puns
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Where is this valid. Great Britain? I've never heard of the fourth anniversary being referred to as the fruit anniversary.
#82
The Blanket That My Husband Got Me For Christmas. It’s His Face
Jane Doe 7 years ago
So many questions... but I think we understand the blanket, now.
Load More Replies... Molly Block 7 years ago
I'm more curious to know what's on those post-it notes on the ceiling.
#83
Came Home For The Weekend To Find This Exchange Between My Parents
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Next time, she'll leave a note saying it needs another go around, and he'll have a tiny carousel ready and waiting.
#84
My Wife Was Not Amused When I Showed Her This Picture And Said- "I Didn't Know Your Mom Was Staying Here Too"
Emma Dingle 7 years ago
Those girls are running for their lives. Guess they want to keep their voice.
Jessica Smith 7 years ago
We stayed right behind her huge butt on our visit. Every day the kids would wake up and come out to Ursela's 10 story butt in their faces.
Mascha Claessens 7 years ago
Hahaha, reminds me of this 3-yo girl I met at the beach last summer (she, her dad and siblings were our beach stretcher neighbours that day). We were in the water, she randomly grabs my hand, and blatently told me she was Ariel and I was Ursula. :') Little, sassy, mean gurl! (though very cute!)
#85
My Wife Works At Night. Sometimes I Leave Her Notes Before I Go To Bed
iWood 7 years ago
Is it supposed to be "ME" with the M turned into a heart???
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I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone. She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened
Enuya 7 years ago
... do you need any help? Band aids, disinfectants, a ride to hospital maybe?
Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
Disinfectants cannot be applied to wounds... Maybe you meant antiseptic. Antiseptic is what we apply to wounds... Disinfectants are what we clean floors and bathrooms with...
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My Boyfriend Said He’s Going To Go As Baby Me For Halloween
#88
Since My Wife Got A New Car, I Thought I'd Splurge Too And Upgrade Mine To The CLI Edition
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
And like a typical man, he'll refuse to ask for directions to it.
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Bruce Mardle 7 years ago
I spent a few seconds wondering what command line interfaces had to do with it before I got it.
#89
My Dad Wasn't Pleased That My Mom Wanted To Move Her Rock Across The Country
Tony Moon 7 years ago
As a geologist, I feel a kinship to this man. Yet, the rocks I have would not fit into one, nay ten, nay one hundred boxes... My wife puts up with so much, its why I love her so dearly.
Omnivorous 7 years ago
Just out of school, my new company moved all my stuff to Calif from NY, including the 12 cinder blocks from my dorm bookcase.
Tim Douglass 7 years ago
I have a very smooth egg-shaped granite rock that I turned out in a field while plowing some 25 years ago. It's about 8 inches long and has moved through my last 6 houses. Very much a part of my identity I guess.
#90
What To Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves Hair On The Shower Wall
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Yeah, I need to not leave my hair on the shower, but for explanation, it’s better than letting it clog up the drain!
Nancy Pumpergast 7 years ago
How do you get to wonderland over the hill or under land or just behind the treeeeeee
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Very talented. I'll have to experiment, my wife has extremely long hair! +Past her butt) love it and her!
Allie G. 7 years ago
Better on the wall than down the drain! The trick is to remember to take it with you when you get out...
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#91
Left My Boyfriend Unattended With My Clip In Extensions For 10 Minutes
Kip The Otter 6 years ago
I loooove Pitch Perfect! Have you seen the 3rd one?
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#92
I Told Husband To Go Put On A Nice Shirt And This Is What I Got
#93
I’m Glad There Are Other Bored Husbands At Pottery Barn
#94
The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage
Maria Hammarström 7 years ago (edited)
And who do you think was most inconvenienced by this; her, who had to walk a winding path, or you, who had to shovel said path in the snow?
#95
My Girlfriend Wanted Flowers Delivered To Her At Work Today. I Delivered
#96
When Your Wife Deserves The Best So You Wake Her Up To A Romantic Candlelit Breakfast
#97
Notes From My BF Used To Be Much Sweeter. At Least He Made Me Lunch!
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I write my husband notes like this. "Pick up chocolates on the way home or I will stab you with a really hot french fry. Love you."
#98
SO Was Away For A Few Days. Photoshopped & Sent Her This Picture Of Our Daughter, Just So She Knows Everything Is Going Well
#99
My Girlfriend Asked Me Why I Was Up At 3 Am Last Night, So I Made Her This Helpful Diagram To Explain
Aileen Cawlfield 7 years ago
I don’t know but maybe it’s for mornings and the sun is streaming through the window, right into your eyes? And then you can just put the hat on your face and you can avoid sleeping in a really uncomfortable position to avoid the darn sun.
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
My hubby is a blanket stealer! Since he stole all the blankets, the first time, we have had separate blankets! He was wrapped up like a mummy! Now, we both are warm and happy!
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I'm gonna go ahead and say that the reason I end up with all the blankets is because my bf gets hot at night and throws all the covers on my sid me THEN I get too hot and I toss the covers off me soooooo technically it's his fault lol
Rebecca Cote 6 years ago
atleast you had most of the bed... coulda grabbed another blanket lol
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Invest in a set of your own blankets to sleep under. Seriously, you will be much happier.
#100
My Boyfriend Didn't Warn Me A Wave Was Coming As I Posed For A Beach Photo
#101
So Last Night When I Got Home, There Was Paper All Over The Floor Near My Printer, I'm Guessing Someone Hooked Up To My Printer Via Wi-Fi. This Morning, I Wake Up To This
#102
My Parents' New Business Hours
Donald Holder 7 years ago
This is a sign of a successful business if they can limit their working hours to be convenient for them only.
#103
Asked My Husband To Take A Picture Of Us On Our Wedding Night. This Was His Only Picture
Anne 7 years ago
As most people seem almost glued to their smart phone.. why not marry it ;)
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#104
I Got Hit In The Cheek With Something, So I Looked Up And My Husband Winked And Said “Read It, Wait Here’s A Pen.” Then Threw A Pen At Me
Donald Holder 7 years ago
I mark his letter as a D- for bad grammar. Then throw it back, with the pen attached to it.
Master Markus 7 years ago
I'm thinking "If you're going to pull s**t like this? No. Never." I don't know about anyone else, but feeling like I'm in primary school again isn't exactly a turn-on.
#105
My Girlfriend Wanted A Drink But Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed, So I Obliged
#106
My Friend And I Made Signs For My Girlfriend’s Half Ironman Race!
#107
My Friend Surprised His Wife With Her Blunder Years Photo On His New Skateboard
#108
Girlfriend's Irish, I’m American. She’s Been Bugging For Me To Paint Her Wall, But Didn’t Care What Color. Well You’re Welcome
Nicolas Schirvel 6 years ago
This is treason, then ! its-treaso...e5a167.png 
Chris Jones 7 years ago
How do you know she's a ginger? Or does it mean something else?
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
That looks like a lot of work. Gotta be an easier way to annoy her.
#109
Though I Caught The Perfect Picture Of My BF And Puppy, Until I Saw What He Was Reading
Donald Holder 7 years ago
I think if this happens, you need to see a doctor for prolapsed rectal muscles and larger than normal s*****m. Both surgically repairable by the way.
#110
Wife Turned 38, Discovered I Didn’t Have An 8 Candle, So I Improvised
Learyc L Cope 7 years ago
Ok, in all honesty, If my boyfriend did this, He would regret it, because to me, though this is really creative, it looks as though he is calling me old.
Donald Holder 7 years ago
With the spacing between the numbers, I would read this as 3 to the 71st power. Ancient.
Jason Apolinario 7 years ago
Where I come from, this would imply that you're saying she's old. They will think that with the dinosaurs, you're saying Jurassic, which means "the very very old days."
#111
Found The Book My Wife Must've Studied
Chelle Jones 7 years ago
It's the third edition dude.. so much more learned since the last two. Guess you best get studying.
#112
My Pregnant Wife Asked For A Small Bowl Of Cereal. I Delivered
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
This husband is just begging to be murdered by his pregnant wife!
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
I want to know if he needed surgery to remove the bowl and spoon from 'where ever' his pregnant wife stuck them.
#113
My Girlfriend Likes To Pile Clothes On Our Chair. I Turned Them In To This To Teach Her A Lesson
Maria Hammarström 7 years ago
Yeah, cause you´re a teacher and she´s a pupil? Adults don´t "teach someone a lesson", they talk things through. Immature prick.
Donald Holder 7 years ago
If her little quirks upset you, then you don't belong with her. Just saying.
#114
Girlfriend Wasn't Too Happy With Our New Bathroom Artwork
Donald Holder 7 years ago
This was by far the most ridiculous, stupid, idiotic and disgusting movie ever made. The first and only movie I got up and walked out of.
#115
My Husband Sent Me Flowers At Work For My Birthday
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
"Happy Birthday Jess! Here is a Bunch of mutilated plant reproductive organs to show how much I care. p.s. you might wanna remove card B/4 your friends see."
#116
This Is How Jay Greeted Me At The Airport When He Picked Me Up On Thursday Night
Lotte Oude 7 years ago
It must be that he's an adult waiting on the airport for a young girl / kid shamelessly
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
Umm, don't understand the caption. This picture is clearly NOT in an airport. Looks like a kitchen or living room. Plus it would probably make more sense if you supplied a current picture of you so we can understand that this is an older pic of a younger you. I assume.
Bambi 7 years ago
They're saying this is how they were greeted at the airport. They didn't say this exact pic was taken at the airport.
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My Husband, The Problem Solver
Molly Block 7 years ago
It's really one of those giant black shiny cockroaches we have here in the south, called politely, "Palmetto Bugs" or "Flying Beetles." Beetles my *ss!!
Patti Brock 7 years ago
brake cleaner kills them quick, before they can fly :)
Load More Replies... Jane Doe 7 years ago
he trapped a bug in the bag instead of getting it out of the house.
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My Wife Recently Had A Hysterectomy. I Had This Waiting For Her When She Got Home
#119
So My Boyfriend Told Me He Got Us More Security Cameras Because There Have Been So Many Break-Ins Recently. I Was Pumped Until I Started Finding Our New Cameras....
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
Well, the one in the shower wouldn't work because of steam and condensation would obscure any photos, the one in the refrigerator wouldn't work after getting cold and the batteries died and the third one would get broken when you open that door. So all in all, a terrible job indeed.
#120
I Fell Asleep So My Husband Made The Bed Over Me. I Can't
Natalie McCredie 7 years ago
Why are we not discussing the Star Wars pictures in the background??
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
This would never happen to me. I don't think my husband has ever made a bed in his life!
Liesa Yopp 7 years ago
Again how do people sleep through things like this when they are not drunk. I want this skill-set.
#121
Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket
#122
Awwww. Another Love Note From My Husband
#123
My Wife Was Scrolling Through An Album Of Her Friend's Maternity Photos And Came Across This One. He's Such A Beautiful Mother
Learyc L Cope 7 years ago
It don't look the same, unless his hair is lighter in this lighting...
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My Girlfriend Told Me I'm Not Allowed To Have Any Geeky Stuff Upstairs, It All Goes In The Basement. Never Underestimate A Manchild
Unlikely 7 years ago
OK the reason behind this might be controversial but please imagine how cool it would be to discover all of this all over the apartment :D (As a guest or such) It's really cute and like a little adventure, I like it a lot. It kinda adds a bit of life to those scary empty surfaces oô Srsly how..where is all your stuff?! An Ikea catalog has more charm...
#126
Asked My Husband To Take Care Of A Spider, Went Into Bathroom To Find This
Random Panda 7 years ago (edited)
My husband gives them names, because if they have a name and their in the house, then they're a pet. I'm not allowed to kill them (cause they catch other bugs). So now we have a tiny tenant that I still have't managed to evict living next to the book case.
MauKini 7 years ago
Cute but somehow im not too sure if that living arrangement would work for me. At least we never kill spiders but evict them muy rapido.
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I have bitten by a brown recluse and I'm still not afraid of spiders. We only kill the bad ones like brown recluses and black widows. Occasionally we get a weaver or writing spider on the porch. We always hang a note next to her web to let visitors and delivery people know not to mess with her.
Elizabeth 7 years ago
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww, I HATE spider. Blech, they're disgusting. *Shivers out of hatered*
Berna 7 years ago
You're a cat lover? Seen what they do to native animals?
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Girlfriend Has Banned Me From Wearing My Recent Purchase To Family Dinner
#128
I Asked My Husband To Stop Eating All My Ice Cream In The Middle Of The Night. Well, He Didn't Eat All Of It
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
My husband did this once. Just once! It did not end well for him.
Anne Rouffignac 7 years ago
Unforgivable! That's akin to putting empty sweet wrappers back in the box so it looks full! Cry.
#129
Friend Told Her Husband She Was On The Last Case Of Water. What He Brought Home
#130
My Husband Surprised Me With An Embarrassing Sign
#131
So, Take It My Husband Doesn’t Like Me Leaving Used Band-Aids Around
Pigeon named Beans 7 years ago
I don't think anyone in the world wants to see a used band-aid laying around. Put it in the bin!
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
In defence, I have used some that look similar. The adhesive is horrible and peels lose if you get it a little bit wet. It's not that I "took it off", as much as " c**p, when did I lose it".
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago (edited)
Omg! I'm going to start doing this. My husband leaves used q-tips and toothpicks lying around.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I'm going to put them in his tackle box and lunch boxes.
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#132
This Is My Daily Life: Trevor Puts This Sticker On My Forehead, Holds A Banana Up To My Head And Says “This Is A Stick Up”
#133
The Card My Husband Made Me For Mother's Day. Blessed Be The Fruit
#134
My Wife’s OPT Visa Ran Out Today And She Had To Quit A Good Job. Will Be A Minimum Of 6 Months Before She Can Legally Work Again. And I Cope By Making Jokes. So I Got Her A “Happy Retirement” Gift Bag
M O'Connell 7 years ago
Why does "Go to Wisconsin" have a sadface next to it! Wisconsin is lovely.
Xiang Li 7 years ago
It is lovely. It's also horrible- the deer outnumber us here.
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Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
Someone explain, OPT visa please. Why does it expire and why would she be forced to quit a prosperous job. Makes no sense to me.
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
I don't understand this either? What's up with this?
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My Boyfriend's Valentine's Card
#136
I Asked For A Puppy. Meet My Christmas Eve Gift, Fifi
VeryDarkMatter 7 years ago
Pets should not be christmas gifts. They too often end up in a shelter after a couple of days or weeks. If you are serious with the responsibility, adopt one from shelter. But don't ask for them as a gift. Just my opinion.
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
They shouldn't be an *unexpected* Christmas gift. This person asked for a puppy.
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#137
My Girlfriend Got A New Phone
#138
My Boyfriend
Randomcthulu 7 years ago
I've actually seen a urinal for women, was this terrifying mutant elongated toilet bowl that you're supposed to kind of straddle, and no, I never tried it
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
No! Just, no! I've been on wilderness adventures. I, naturally, experimented with different ways to pee in the woods. If you don't squat, it will go down your leg. Try doing a straddle stance in the shower and see if it doesn't go down your leg.
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#139
When Your Witty Husband Comes Downstairs And Says You’ve Taken Shrinking His Clothes To A Whole New Level
#140
My Boyfriend Hanging Out With Me
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Lindy Mac 7 years ago
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
Lindy Mac 7 years ago
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Revital Shapira 7 years ago
Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
Lindy Mac 7 years ago
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
Lindy Mac 7 years ago
not only that but your new EDIT feature doesn't work so I couldn't remove remove the word "by" gggggrrrrrrr
Load More Replies... Revital Shapira 7 years ago
Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
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