Boris Johnson Is Now A Magic 8 Ball

Introducing the ‘Boris Ball’ – an advanced decision-making shaking device – created by the three founding brothers of 10 Days to raise money for the NHS.

We are all wondering when we can go back to the pub or have a break from homeschooling? Now you can get all the answers as if it was coming straight from the Boris’ mouth. Answers include: “Signs point to erm” or “We must soldier on” or “This is self-evident drivel” or the classic “Depends on a series of big ifs” and many more…

Using a year’s worth of finely tuned data, behavioural patterns, and statements, we’ve harnessed the latest in A.I. (absurd intelligence) to provide accurate Boris-like answers.

The Limited Edition Boris Ball was created by the 3 brothers behind creative shop 10 Days, who wanted to turn BOJO’s blundering political statements into a useful tool for the nation, and raise money for the NHS. Already sold out, a new stock is coming hopefully in the next week. But there is also one of a kind Boris Ball clothing range just to get you feeling more ‘BOJO’.

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