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50 Pizza Crimes That Are Way Worse Than Pineapple On Pizza
I’ll never forget the moment when I first heard about “banana and curry” pizza. It’s a staple in many Swedish pizza restaurants, but the thought of it made my stomach do a backflip. Unfortunately, this isn’t the only atrocious pizza being served around the world, but there’s also a dedicated team of crime-fighters working hard to put an end to disgusting pizzas.
Allow us to introduce you to the brave community of Pizza Crimes on Reddit. This online group is dedicated to calling out and locking up all of the worst offenders around the globe. If you think pineapple on pizza is controversial, you haven’t seen anything yet. Enjoy scrolling through this list of photos that should definitely be illegal, and be sure to upvote the pics that bring shame to the pizza name.
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#1
This Aināt Right
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#2
The Worst Of Them All
#3
Almost
#4
Cruel And Unusual
#5
I May Have Committed A Crime, I Call It The Pizzadog
#6
R(Epost)eddit
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 3 years ago
"oh yes the extra crust on this pizza is delightful" *read in old English noble voice*
#7
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#8
I- I Canāt
#9
Go Straight To Jail
Business shark 3 years ago (edited)
((Cry)) what is this. My dude put a whole dang chicken on there and call it pizza? Is this what those free range chicken eat?! Edit: first top comment! Ty so much šš©µš¦
#10
I Agree With The Italians
#11
Oh No, Happy New Year's Eve Everyone. I Still Wouldn't Eat This. This Is Too Much?
Dragons Exist 3 years ago
I need that. My two favorite foods in one - diabetes can suck my dĀ”ck
#12
Mortal Pizza Crime
#13
Does This Count?
#14
Pizza Crime In Progress
#15
Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Before But The City Of Pittsburgh Need To Be Charged With A Felony
#16
This One Right Here, Officers
#17
Please Tell Me This Is Satire
#18
My Wife's First Homemade Pizza
#19
Two Slices Of Pepperoni Pizza, With Macān Cheese, Sandwiched And Deep-Fried
#20
Saw Someone Link This Sub On A Post I Made, Hereās A Pizza I Ordered From A Wing Place, That Obviously Doesnāt Specialize In Pizza
#21
Rule Number One: Donāt Develop Empathy
#23
Happy Easter, Ya Filthy Animals
Onion Patch Petunia 3 years ago
And they gave their lives to create this abominable abstraction
#24
Iāve Had This Korean Corn Cheese Pizza And It Was Delicious But I Understand I Will Be Going To Jail Now
#25
Pizza Flavored Pizza
#27
Buenos Aires Has The Finest Pies!
#28
Whenever You Think Youāve Seen It All, Brazil Will Prove You Wrong
#29
Well Guysā¦ Iāve Seen It All
#30
???
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 3 years ago
honestly it'd be better if there were just sparkly toppings in rainbow order. Ex, red peppers, orange peppers, yellow peppers, green peppers, blue peppers, purple peppers. I like peppers
#31
I Call It Sewer Floods Pizza. Banana And Condensed Milk Can Be Tasty, But It Certainly Lacks In Presentation
#32
I Know Itās April Fools Today, But This Is A Step Too Far
#33
Thought You Guys Would Enjoy This. My GF Eats Pizza Upside Down. Picks The Crust Apart Then Eats The Sauce/Cheese Off The Plate
#34
I Had A Customer Order Anchovies And Banana Pepper Pizza. No Sauce
#35
I Was Curious As To What The āPizza Americanoā Was On The Menu In Venice, Italy
YourLocalLizard 3 years ago
I can assure people that we in the US do not eat like this...at least the people I know don't eat like this.
#36
What An Abomination!
#37
Found On Facebook, Left In A Locker Since March 2010
#38
Gotta Be A Pizza Crime
#39
Pizza I Was Forced To Make At Work. No Sauce, No Cheese, All Disgrace
#40
4cheese Blend My A**. There Arenāt Even 4 Pieces Of Cheese On This Sh*t
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 3 years ago
well that's probably a seven meat blend in those sausages
#41
Accidentally Ordered A Pizza With No Toppings. And They Actually Delivered It
#42
This Tweet Forced Me To Post It
#43
Ordered A Pizza Named "All American". Never Been To America, But I'm Sure This Is Not How They Eat Pizzas There
#44
What The F**k Is This
#45
First Post Here. These Have To Count
#46
Ordered A Kids Pizza
#47
Former UK Prime Ministerās Pizza
#48
I Wouldnāt Touch My Shrimpizza Either
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Shrimp on pizza can be quite tasty. I've had shrimp parmesan pizza as well as pesto shrimp pizza.
#49
I Hate My Country Over This, Can You Guess?
#50
Tortilla Pizza With Baked Snack Mix. Made By Me
#51
Oh My God
#52
Ordered A Pizza Di Mare And Got Everything With Shells
#53
Volcano Pizza From Sweden
#54
'tis The Season
#55
My Friend Put A Single Slice In The Microwave For 4 Whole Minutes, Thought It Belonged Here
#56
Last Night I Ordered A Pizza With Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Olives, Onions And Peppers, This Is How It Arrived
#57
Failed Attempt At A Vegan Pizza
#58
My Fil Is In Town From Las Vegas And I Took Him To Get Some Good NYC Pizza. This Is What He Did To The Leftovers. Thatās Tuna Salad And Pickles
#59
Someone Ordered A Blue Cheese Pizza And Left On The Street After Eating One Slice. Customer Review At Its Finest
Ashley Harrold 3 years ago
I, personally, love blue cheese on my pizza. But it's a very strong cheese, so I can see where it might not be everyone's cup of tea.
#60
I Work At A Papa Johns. Couple Months Ago Someone Legit Ordered A Thin Crust With No Sauce, No Cheese, And Chicken
#61
These People Order A No Sauce, No Cheese Double Pepperoni Every Week!
#62
What The Hell?
BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
Um, excuse me. Your knockwurst and pepperoncini is on top of my fried egg.
#63
This Cursed Island
#64
Saw This On An āArticleā About Terrible Bosses
#65
Does This Count?
#66
So, My Room Mate Fell Asleep Last Night
#67
Life-Changing Hack Or Felony?
#68
A Real Crime
#69
A New Employee Didn't Pinch The Dough While Making The Crust. This Is The Result
#70
Me And My Friends Were Hungry And Decided To Order An Xl Size Pizza For 33ā¬. Pizza Is Delivered, We Open The Box And See This
#71
Not Sure How This Could Even Happen But Ok
#72
Just Found This Sub, I Thought Yāall Might Like My Nut Pizza
#73
Pizzaria Bate Papo In Brazil
#74
You Should Never Give Someone So Much Power And Control Over Their Pizza
#75
This Detroit Style Pizza I Got From Pizza Hut
#76
Italian Here, I Heard You Guys Are Scared Of Pizza Americana
Holly Stevens 3 years ago
Well at least this one has meat and cheese, the last Americano one was literally pizza crust and fries
#78
Margherita Pizza... Really Went Buckwild On The Basil
#79
Ordered Extra Cheese But Didn't Get Any
#80
Troops In Michigan Distributing Vaccines Working 12-14 Hour Shifts And This Is Their Dinner. Hungry?
#81
No
#82
My Grandmother Wont Eat Sushi But Then Orders This
#83
My (Vegan) Daughter's Go To Pizza: Tofu, Black Olives And Mushrooms With Olive Oil And Herb Sauce On A Whole Wheat Crust
#84
Left In The Oven Overnight Where I Work
#85
Just Why?!?
Onion Patch Petunia 3 years ago
Bites? Don't you know you're supposed to split the Orios and lick out the frosting
#86
Whatever That Is. From A Local Pizzeria
#87
This Was Sold To Me As Pizza
#88
Stop The Planet, Iām Getting Off
#89
Some Pizzas From The Most Cursed Brazilian Pizzeria
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Ok Brazil what the hell is going on with you guys? I've never seen this nonsense from your neighbors; reign it in a bit please. There are too many crazy Brazilian pizzas posted
#90
Jesus Christ
#91
Crypto Crime
#92
I Like To Cut My Pizza Into Small Cubes And Eat It With A Tiny Fork. A Friend Said It Belonged Here
#93
I Showed My Boss Something From This Sub And He Announced We Were Going To Make It A Special. We Called It The Burger Zone
#96
This Is An Abomination
#97
School Pizza, Gave Me Three Pieces, When Asked Where The Other One Was, Given No Answer Nor Help
#98
I Made Pizza By My Self For First Time, Roast Me
#99
Gave My Roommate The Simpls Task Of Ordering Us A Pie. He Got 8 Individual Slices
#100
A Different Kind Of Crime
#101
Was Told You Guts Might Like Or Dislike My Roommates Favorite Pizza. She's Vegan
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Mariele Scherzinger 3 years ago (edited)
Technically, you can put anything on pizza. It's just dough with tomato sauce asking for a topping. Local specialties apply. In Turkey, I believe they put döner meat on it (or perhaps that is just served in German döner shops). In Scotland, they love haggis. Hence haggis flavoured potatoe chips, haggis lasagne, and haggis pizza. No, I don't have a photo of that.
The Original Bruno 3 years ago
The rest of the world calls "New York-style" pizza is only one of two common styles of pizza from New York. "Sicilian-style" (also known as "Grandmother's") has a very, VERY thick but light, foccacia-style crust.
Icecream Sarang 3 years ago
The other is Brooklyn, yes? Fold it in half to eat it? Sooooo good.
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Mariele Scherzinger 3 years ago (edited)
Technically, you can put anything on pizza. It's just dough with tomato sauce asking for a topping. Local specialties apply. In Turkey, I believe they put döner meat on it (or perhaps that is just served in German döner shops). In Scotland, they love haggis. Hence haggis flavoured potatoe chips, haggis lasagne, and haggis pizza. No, I don't have a photo of that.
The Original Bruno 3 years ago
The rest of the world calls "New York-style" pizza is only one of two common styles of pizza from New York. "Sicilian-style" (also known as "Grandmother's") has a very, VERY thick but light, foccacia-style crust.
Icecream Sarang 3 years ago
The other is Brooklyn, yes? Fold it in half to eat it? Sooooo good.
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