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Ah, the comment section—it’s full of life. Sometimes, people there spark conversations about a variety of social issues. Other times, they’re going livid over someone else’s opinion. Or maybe they’re simply enjoying a spicy argument and, of course, grabbing a box of metaphorical popcorn along the way. And when the comments tend to go from plain insulting to inspiring in mere seconds, ​​we’re sure glad they’re there.

Our readers have proven time and again how curious, funny, and wholesome they can be. Some of you commenters offer even better content than the picture itself. To celebrate your creativity and wit, we have compiled a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we found floating around our page.

We here at Bored Panda love clever humor, and we know that you do too. So continue scrolling, see if yours made the list, and share even more hilarious wisdom under the pics below! Also, be sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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troufaki13
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4 years ago

The comment is hilarious!

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

    i actually agree with with last bit about abortion it should be women that make those decisions or talk about it

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    To learn more about witty comments and how to improve our comedy skills, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress with an irreverent and original comedy brain. Having performed improvisation, standup comedy, and theatre in venues all over Germany, the US, and the EU, she was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place.  

    “Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she said. “In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone.” 

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    “It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do,” Abigail mentioned. “We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago

    *Laughs in German*

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I'm more curious about which husband got 1st place.

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    The standup comedian revealed that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected remark “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.” 

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    “In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.” 

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    Karen Grace
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    4 years ago

    Well, the natives here in the US were more curious than frightened, and look where that got us. It definitely was the right reaction.

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    4 years ago

    I keep trying to upvote the comments... 🥲

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    “The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirect as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, providing true crime podcasts as an example.

    According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a few chuckles helps us bond with others. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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    Lila Launehase
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    4 years ago

    Made the mistake and googled it. Won't sleep for weeks.

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

    come people wake up she survived all 3 ships sinking am i the only one thinking maybe she sank them all

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    If you want to improve at writing clever comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.” 

    “If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also - edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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    Mattewis88
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    4 years ago

    Don't they have cliff sensors? Mine does. Won't even come within 30cm of a step 1cm high.

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    Liz
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    4 years ago

    So close to being the perfect sign…*admit

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    Abigail is now busy with her new organization in Frankfurt called English Comedy Frankfurt, aiming to bring fun shows with diverse audiences and comedians. So if you want some tips on writing for standup, be sure to check out her website and follow her work on Twitter.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago

    And some of the assholes who screamed abuse at a little girl are still alive, too.

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago

    It looks like that one little square in a rubik's cube that you just can't match!

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    Davo gifman
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    4 years ago

    Judging by the cobwebs on the books; perhaps everyone there is stupid.

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago

    🎶🎶 The Circle Of Life!!! 🎶🎶

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    4 years ago

    For the giant in you!!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    kristina law
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    4 years ago

    I think this is the 4th or 5th time I have seen this pic on BP so far lol

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Oh god this is terrifyingly funny I can't stop my laughter HUUULP

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    Otter
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    4 years ago

    He's so deep in the closet, he's had tea with Mr. Tumnus!

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    Buren
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    4 years ago

    Or the genital.

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    iffypedia
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    4 years ago

    so that's why jeff's an arsehole

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    Karen Grace
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    4 years ago

    That was a much needed laugh at 4:25 am!

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    4 years ago

    Come to England and go Birmingham, they're all "buzz stops"

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    4 years ago

    Black Labs... Soooooo adorable

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    Paweł Wojtaszko
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    4 years ago (edited)

    It's not an inventor of that... thing, it's Sam Chui, aviation journalist, yet someone wishes him everything the worst. That's... not nice.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago

    If you cover half of her face, it still doesn't look right.

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    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That is excellent. At least they knew his bone from his elba

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago

    *snicker*

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    I’m A Black Cat
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    4 years ago

    I rememebr already laughing at this at the original post and now for the second round: bwahahaha

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    I got mine from my mother.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    I bet the gossip's juicy though.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    Awww. It's nice that he likes to share his little life fantasies.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    4 years ago

    Absolutely

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    4 years ago

    Great, now I am singing that...

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    Izzy Curer
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    4 years ago

    Beelzebub

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago

    Oh hey, look at me being young and hilarious

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    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago

    Without being sarcastic, I'd like to say that I'm surprised... and a little proud to be featured in this post.

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Quick, someone get a flame thrower! -> POPCORN!

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    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I do it every chance i get. Now i obviously have gained a "i will sitt on you" face, because people know to move. I use it to do good for other people who do not have the power yet.

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    Airt
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    4 years ago

    Funny and all but this is not true. Poland has the same walking pedestrian sign as other countries (going into direction of Germany ;)). The one on the picture is used in place where people are not allow to enter.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago

    How many days elapsed between then and filing for divorce?

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    Daniel Mattock
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    4 years ago (edited)

    I like puns that are terrible. People that turn their nose up at these need to Czech their privilege.

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    Jake stenhouse
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    4 years ago

    As someone who grew up in Western Australia, this image terrifies me

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    #43

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago

    This is for her. You can get your own.

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I made it mum!

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago

    I learned to drive in a stick-shift

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago

    It's the country's pride and joy!

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    Claire
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    4 years ago

    I'm pretty sure that's a photo inside Air Horse One. That's how they transport horses around the world for events like the Melbourne cup or the Olympics. The horses have their own grooms and companion animals to keep them happy during the flight.

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

    dry ice my a**e someone is making Polyjuice potion

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    Peej Maybe
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    4 years ago

    Yeah I've had Blender projects that have gone like this

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    kristina law
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    4 years ago

    All I can think about is the never- ending hip jabs lol

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago

    Turmeric stains everything. It's the orange paint of spices.

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago

    Awe look Vicky Z, you are Panda famous now!

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    KJ
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    4 years ago

    My second entry into this list, lol.

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago

    If that's a subconscious strategy, is the teenage boys' tendency to drown themselves in enough Axe Body Spray for their date to carry that scent for a week a conscious strategy?

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    Bored Seb
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    4 years ago

    bear centipede I guess...

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

    is that Hagrids baby picture

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago

    Well that was a surprise! LOL

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    Or how baby helicopters are prevented . This does look like the top of a very large condom.

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago

    I made it to the funniest comments list. I think this is now the highlight of my day. Week. Month. Year!

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago

    They take too many tumbles.

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    NsG
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    4 years ago

    Ooh, this ones mine! I've never been more proud.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

    I snort-laughed hot cocoa. Thank you, @Lauren Caswell!

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    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago

    I'll hold him for you fellows, take all the time you need.

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    Ga Di
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    4 years ago

    hakuna your tatas

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago

    I see Groot

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    4 years ago

    That's a level of flexibility I do not want to achieve

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago

    Derpmaid? We call them “Mermoids” after a t-shirt I saw on line.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago

    This is Debbie Gibson's soul kitchen.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago

    It should say "This is a fake" in felt-tip!

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago

    All he needs is a tiny guitar.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    And there isn't a dog in the neighbourhood going to tease him about it.

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    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Quick, someone give it Viagra!

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Never understood the appeal of ripped jeans but ok. This is next level though 😶

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    Mattewis88
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    4 years ago

    ...With at least 3 different armed response signs cable-tied to said fence.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago

    I bet the pink one costs more too.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago

    That picture just burnt my retina!

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago

    My breasts rolled their eyes so hard they hit me in the chin.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    4 years ago

    Don't have to worry about hip jabs (from previous post)...

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
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    4 years ago

    PINGU NOOOOO!

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    eeeeeeeee
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    4 years ago

    I was reading "smooth thighs" celulite for everyone!

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago

    I love that someone noticed this before messing it up, decided it needed to be captured, and then got in and drove off!

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago

    Just hope Inigo Montoya doesn't see you. You killed his father, prepare to die.

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    Olive
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    4 years ago

    The designer must have played too much animal crossing

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    Kevin3475
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    4 years ago

    Ohhhhh Those Russians!!!!!!!!!!

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago

    Car rot is also called rust.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    4 years ago

    Madam Pomfrey : With all due respect Professor Dumbledore, I would like to request yet again for a change in the staircases!

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    September
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    4 years ago

    Ya, Shadow of the child vs Shadow of the lighthouse

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