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If you thought Elon Musk's inventions were smart, you haven't met his alternate Twitter personality - Bored Elon Musk. Self-described as a "futuristic hyper-parody account," Bored Elon's smart inventions are so clever it almost hurts our brains.

The sarcastic, witty, and often ingenious account filled with clever ideas has drawn in over 1 million followers since its creation in 2013. However, the true identity of the user behind it remains unknown. Bored Elon Musk may not be the CEO of any major corporation, but he sure has some damn good pointers on how to change the world, and the Tesla man himself may want to take a few notes of these invention ideas.

Check out some of Bored Elon Musk's best Tweets on life hacks below, and vote for the ones you wish you had thought of first.

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N G
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't be bothered to read all of this, but i'll up vote it anyway

John L
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to see that, if it was practical.

Jonathan Eatsalot
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

then articles would not get read, ooops

Hans
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would that not be good in combination with checking if the entire article has been read? (/irony)

Jim Hubbard
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better yet....a test on the article contents that does not allow comments to be posted until the article is understood.

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    #2

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have something similar. It doesn't tell me who's behind personal numbers, but it tracks spam calls and calls from conpanies, institues etc.

    Burcu Erbakan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    already there, called CIA and works fine

    Yağmur Telorman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an app called Caller ID which exactly does that

    Jim Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless because of spoofing....

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    Grace Ann Dominguez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was a black mirror episode. haha nosedive

    Mateusz Redlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! O.o I'm in the middle of this episode right now :D

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the show "Black Mirror" they do a more in depth of this futuristic "upvote/downvote" scenerio. Its scary how things could actually head in that direction

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer the same equipment they use for Bumper cars on fairs. This would be fun...

    Jonathan Eatsalot
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a middle finger and/or a thumb

    La
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd have to be automated...otherwise people would run into each other even more voting on people.

    Adam Tourgeman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.pissedoffdrivers.com give it a look

    Steve Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk has always had a funny sense of humor. Although some of these aren't half bad. His Twitter is one to follow. Makes twitter a little more palatable...especially these days. https://twitter.com/elonmusk

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    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's super obsessed with Shazam. This is a terrible anology. None of the functions of Shazam correspond to what you would need

    Just Jess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid is an a*****e and switches those in the stores. Can't guarantee I catch all of the ones he swapped.

    Just Jess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why that didn't post as a reply to Anna's comment about the plant tags. I posted it as one. :/

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone seriously standing in front of the microwave? I always clean up the kitchen in the meantime. Well, not always. Usually I use the time to prepare even more food...

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if I'm heating up something for like, 30 seconds.

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    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah do it for the oven instead maybe

    Jim Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it cleans up after s**t boils over.....

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once told that standing in front of a microwave kills brain cells. It's probably not true, but I haven't done it since.

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    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a thing in Data centers and elsewhere I am sure. Where the power is in a slot and the outlet can be sat anywhere on the rail.

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    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably one for each wall so you could just slide it side to side.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about.... Wireless electricity....? ♥

    Tom Jason Coogan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already exists... however not around corners

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would definately cut down on the amount of broken chargers from being tripped on, since the sliding outlet would give a little preventing it from breaking

    Jim Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you need 2 plugs at both ends of the wall? Try harder Elon.

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    Branden Hart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats easy - 1) Gunshot 2) intruder 3) kids going for a pee.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget demons under your bed. Can get pretty noisy on summer.

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    Jim Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the guy under the bed is for....

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    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaahahaha! who's in the spotlight now?

    Deniz Vitvitskiji
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cool it's my turn to shine sense the only other comment is downvoted 👍

    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    Hans' tip: use an email program that allows you do delete attachments. Delete all attachments before moving the emails to folders, and of course save it before if you actually need it. My business and private email history from 1999 on thereby is a mere 3 GiB, and these are hundreds of thousands of messages.

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    Bonnie Martin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would quickly escalate to drones that follow cars and shoot them.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a drone with a camera in my roof I can launch from inside the car. Then when there is a jam I can fly it ahead to see if I should wait or turn around.

    Rafael Tiba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blares horn? Why not just fire a machine gun?

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about bouncy flexible phones?

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about an airbag instead

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. Jim. As long as the purchase happens before it is damaged your good! Next thing you know insurance wil have a clause negating this

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, my bored friend, is called fraud.

    Jim Williamson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, fraud would be buying the insurance after it broke and claiming it broke after the purchase..

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    Helping Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe buy a bloody bag clip. We don't need to engineer more stuff into things that end up in a landfill a week later.

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is but only for baged cereal.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the snaplock people and the cereal people got together i think, so that they both keep making money :)

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, these are a thing! or you can just get the containers for cereals

    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clothes pins make perfect bag clips and cost next to nothing

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    Eugene Kutsin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too late. in Sweden supermarkets already have scanners that allow you know total price of goods you picked before you got to a cashier

    Hailey Gretencord
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He means a CART, lots of places have these scanner devices.

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    Helping Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this makes fun of how nobody uses QR codes.

    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? And they are so convenient! I don't understand why they are unused

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    your mum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna happen in this day and age lol (Bloody covid!!!)

    Nicholas Reed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could actually put useful information on the code like ownership history etc.

    invisible sheep
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uff not in China!! We survive by QR codes here! Even beggars will show you Alipay or Wechat QR code if you say you carry no cash.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fingerprint reader is far better, unless you are trying to do away with the 2nd Amendment.

    kytetiger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technicly, It s not against the 2nd amendment. There will be like a "permit" to carry a gun, just like a permit for driving.

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would only work the other way around because dogs hear more than humans

    kytetiger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs hear better than human in high frequency, but human actually hear berger in low hz

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    Šimon Špaček
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... vibrating bracelet? Wireless connection (who doesn't have wireless doorbell so nothing changes), one LED diode for 'ready', one for 'low battery' and we are good to go. And not only dogs. Did you ever spent 30-60 minutes trying to make your baby sleep, sit down with feeling of good job and in that very second heard the doorbell?

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    Antoine Casanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An app called "one more?" Is available and doing this since 2013. Developed by MDs.

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any idea if it's successful? a drunk mind will easily ignore this :D

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    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is actually really clever

    Valentina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could call the app "resaca"...

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hangovers are different for each person. It would have to have a whole lot of other data to work with to be accurate.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called lamps. Available in stores neaby.

    madison_haddock
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are lamps for your face? Didn't think so.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have such glasses. They have yellow lenses and target shooters and some fishermen live by them.

    Sheryl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To switch on a lamp in winter = sit in a dark room when it's too bright in summer? Used to wear sunglasses, why not winterglasses?

    Brenda Boylan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, stop commenting as I'd these are serious!!!

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    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a feature in Facebook which means that your identity isn't sold to the highest bidder

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    JELollis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just makes a list and reports once weekly and allows you to select what you do and don't want to see anymore.

    Misty Kitchen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an email app that lets me select multiple things and unsubscribes me from them all at the same time

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much needed! Especially on my mom's cell phone!

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, smart TVs already have face recognition features, so I see that as a possible thing to happen.

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, maybe a voice command like "Subtitles!", for example, maybe already exists too.

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great idea. E-wallets should be able to give an alert when synced with gps when you're in a store!

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    Kaiden Coughlin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just turn on the screen lock with iPhones...

    Totally a Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, when you are using the YouTube website it defaults to portrait mode. That mode sucks.

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    Just Jess
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the screen orientation lock on iPhones too

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    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need this for pads too tho

    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just put your favorites in Ziploc bags? They will be silent and actually stay fresher longer.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be very good for working morale! And for United Airlines it can be slightly modified to the hand does not have a tipping finger but forms a fist for punching.

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey. Hey, buddy. John wants you to reply to his e-mail faster,"

    Šimon Špaček
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have something like this. We call it 'slingshot airplane'. Quite cheap, about 1 dollar each

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    Jessamyn Zolczynski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little late I know. Had a family gathering at a baby shower, didn't know anybody, they got insulted and told me never to come back

    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or people who you just met

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    William Bonner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the bags in my car, but I keep forgetting to go to the grocery store.

    Bonnie Martin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cute shelf with hooks by the front door. It has my grocery bags, dog leash, keys, and purse on the hooks. On the shelf I put dog bags and other small items that I might need on the way out.

    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid this by putting them on my shoes so I can't forget them

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or unplugs and plugs the router back in

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remotely switchable outlets. Here you go, very welcome.

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    Yugan Talovich
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American bananas are awful enough, do you have to try to make them even worse?

    Totally a Dragon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate bananas period. Why would this make them worse?

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    Rafael Tiba
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    8 years ago

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    GMO food is bad for your health.

    Kittyhawk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance is bad for your health. Do some research dumbass.

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    Sasy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could do a whole grid of pics and say pick the _________ too fun

    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i know what this is already and im way under 21

    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cassette tape. I'm no where near 21, and I know that. partly because my friend has a cassette tape phone case...

    your mum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im 14 and I know its a cassette tape

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a 21+ website? Is that an American thing?

    Jessica Hepler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only if you are buying your alcohol online if you even can do that but I think he meant 18+

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door of the apartment where I currently live is operated by a password. Or a numeric code, if you will.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do I do if I have half a million bags in each hand?

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    Sasy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has a sad because this is so true, and full watermelons :( poor Melons

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What! Watermelons are amazing, they never last longer than a day with me :)

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    --
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually smart

    Timothy D.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why hasn't this been made yet? omg

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watches do it so the tech is there

    Attila Csesznák
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    diablo players could power the whole world

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    Cassie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought all phones had a bulk close option. I'm even more glad I don't have an iPhone now.

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    Hailey Gretencord
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bulk close button but I still do one by one incase I have something open that I'll need to keep open, which I never have, so I have no idea why I still do it. Plus it's satisfying to swipe close one 😍

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    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this kind of sad, 1st thing you do in the morning is play on your phone... :(

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    Bobbi Newell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just your bedroom, including closet; and your bathroom.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it going to hug you too, that is the real thing, the being snuggled by your blankets :)

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    Jhoa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opinions and views can change...

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media has made us more unhinged than ever before!

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    brandon sat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks foreign to me, must belong to Apple.

    Panos X
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they make them cheap so you buy more (???? -> Profit)

    Emily Swenson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, some people just don't know how to take care of anything.

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple make the best products? huh?

    Breislitt4
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they make the best of the worst! lol

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the salespeople, the CEO's of the company and the marketing department company. Staff are not responsible

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do this already :), just need a mail list for spam emails then send them all that email, works a treat!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as well as auto flushes - when someone's still pooping or when they're gone

    Jespren Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bout one that dims the lights automatically after bedtime so you don't get blinded in the middle of the night.

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    Neelansh R
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man then im going to get the strongest coffe ever!!

    Anna Nilofer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got 954 unread emails. Imma die of caffeine overdose . Lol

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    Burcu Erbakan
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    8 years ago

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    I have a loud motorcycle, it's cool.

    Hailey Gretencord
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    I love hearing motercyles

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    Morgan the Manatee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix: just fold over the end after you tear it! Then you can just feel the roll next time.

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but the amount of times i forget to do this, then end up looking for it again just to fold it over haha

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as it turns back or you'd get coloured splotches where you don't want them

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    Venomous Sloth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so scared that it would sell all the useless stuff I needed!

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    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a damn nice idea. Those easy lift mattresses already exist, just need to install a wooden board under them and that's almost it already!

    Eirik Guttulsrud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laying the clothes down perfectly the night before would take half an hour at least xD

    April W
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my luck I would add a perma-crease where I didn't want one

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    Zombie Gurl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so want it and it's aggravating that a site can bluntly say it to your face

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it also tell Admiral to f**k off?

    Thegreatcountryofverden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you make it extra strong and make it block the pop-ups that force you to disable your adblock or BUY an ad removal pass, those pop-ups are like the Paimageddon came early.

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    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher had to fix the date on my homework, because I wrote 3/21/16 . I did the homework on 3/21/17.

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    Just a Purpler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, so now the app will remind me I did nothing all weekend too lol, just what I need

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better an app that helps you to actually find something exciting to do!

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    Kaiden Coughlin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple iPhones automatically stop charging at 100% - apple released this info about how you can keep you phone plugged in overnight because the phone recognizes that the battery is full and stops charging

    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But some energy builds up in the transformer (the big bulky thing).

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that can be done with wireless chargers. Something to think about for sure.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually listen to music that typically is picked for TV you probably have no need for this...

    Rafael Tiba
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not at all, I remember a commercial that used "pink moon" by nick drake, and that's a hell of a song

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    Rafael Tiba
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    endless scrolling is bad and dull by itself

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    JELollis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Locally, Google Maps does this for the hospitals. All our local hospitals have internal maps that work with all android phones so you don't get lost in the hospital. Even has the individual floors mapped out by GPS detected altitude and elevation differences..

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a mate who worked for Google for a few years mapping inside places like hospitals, shopping centres, airports and so on.. Apparently an awful company to work for due to the way contracts are

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    Zombie Gurl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All google maps are either 2013 or 2012. They need to be updated every so often. Seeing the house on the map you want to buy online, awkward

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    Bonnie Martin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a short person, I need this because the sun is aoften too low for the visor to be of any use.

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    Nicholas Reed
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a play on Mutually Assured Destruction doctrine

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    Alexandru Luchian Constantinescu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that would be dangerous in case of emergency. A better solution: cars that automatically signal if you turn your steering wheel more than 10 degrees

    Dhanya Munro
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow your idea is so lateral and better than the original.

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    Kelly Collins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see those cars all the time. The car is half-way through the turn when the driver FINALLY turns on his signal. As I have always liked to say: SIGNALS ARE NOT AN *OPTION* ON CARS!! My pet-peeve..well, one of them.

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    joachoca
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use a knife to cut that part of. Works great

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea, but that might compromise the integrity of the material... your eggs may not be that safe from accidental bumps.

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    brandon sat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont want my fridge to judge me...not a good idea.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Every fridge needs a lazy Susan!

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    Willie D'Kay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet thought but if someone is to spend large amounts of money on a device to produce something "artificial" in nature, a few large ozone generators would be awesome. Small ones have been made but imagine what a large scale operation near the holes in the ozone layer could do

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    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Yoga pants that change colors when you work out so no one sees your a*s sweats? :(

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    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the video automatically does that.

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    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some intersections are not left turn friendly. In some cases you're lucky if one car gets through before the light changes to red.

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    Emily Swenson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one got downvoted for a rweason. Oxford commas are unnecessary, annoying and wasteful.

    Thegreatcountryofverden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this necessary, useful, and brilliant.

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    I❤️My cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't work so well for women (I am a woman to) because what if someone went on their phone and found the picture?!

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    Sasy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just want to hang out at car rental places to see this in action

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the winner issssss

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooor u could rent a bouncy castle and make ur office a more fun place to work!

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    Sasy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea, they did this when Sydney had the Olympics, Foxtel 8 had 24/7 The Simpsons the whole two weeks, it was heaven. I like the idea of one channel that was not Christmas Movies, but Movies where Christmas features in anyway, could be fun.

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago

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    Just turn on ur tinder app.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might as well just turn it on, its also for safety reasons

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