30 Hilarious Cases Of Cats Being Total Criminals And Causing Havoc In Their Loving Homes

Woke up this morning to one of my cats lying across me with his arm out stretched like that around my neck, so cute. The second I reach for my camera to take a photo of his cuteness and he sits bolt upright and starts posing for the camera instead!

Mine brings me things while I sleep but she's definitely not quiet about it. She makes the standard "mighty hunter dragging home prey" noise for a while before she leaves it on the floor outside my bedroom. Then she gets in bed with me and lays across my legs so that I can't move. :)

I bite Shyla every time she tries to pet me.

My cats never touched the tp however they have shredded some paper towels.

No, that's my wiki. And your cats wiki. And every cats wiki. Actually, I think every cat has the same wiki.

The cat seems unbothered

That face looks like someone is not amused to be woken up to a camera in his face - that's not going to bode well for you Susan, no no, not at all.

Every water pitcher. Every glass. Toilet. Pulls flowers out of vase to drink gross water. Has lovely refreshing fountain and another bowl. Hates them.

Bouche hides her toy mice in the bathtub. The first time I discovered I wasn't alone in the tub was rather embarrassing.

I don’t think a cat is able to carry a 3 tiered whatever that thing is called up the stairs!

She looks like my Belladonna! Tuxedos are so special. When she would do this I would call her Mother Purr-esa.

There was an intruder, but don't worry, he killed it

My Maine c**n hides his toys so his brothers can't find them. Yesterday I bought him a bag full of various cat toys and he spent ages on my bed playing with them and then when he was done he took his time to find his favourite toys and hid them in his bed (that none of the other cats use) and then ran off to play outside. He's done this since he was a kitten, he'll leave the toys he's not so bothered about, but his favourite ones must be hidden and cannot be played with by the others!

My personal fav is when you hear an ALMIGHTY CRASH at 3 in the morning, but when you go investigate, not a single thing is broken or out of place.

Mines do the exact same c**p, they basically fight with their water bowl, spill most if not all the water on the floor ( luckelly its a tile floor ), and then i have to get them more water, and the cicle begins again.... ( I found out that the best time to fill the bowl, is when the 2 a******s are sleeping, that way they don't fight it )

Oh yes, the great house plant assassin! I've moved to fakes, sadly. They still try to murder them though.

It's Murphy's pizza now

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Tuxedos are my lifelong favorite <3 I love every coat color, but my first cat was a tux and I have a soft spot for them :)

And clearly sleeps the sleep of the innocent. :)

What a cute criminal!!

I attempted to grow cat mint (also referred to as cat smack in my family) a few years ago, got the young plants home and within minutes one was completely devoured and cat spent a good hour spaced out of her gourd under a bench in the garden

The trifecta of spooks.

My ginger won’t touch a glass unless there’s water in it then it becomes his

now he's got paw print pants. FOR FREE! Good job, Inky

We haven’t had a tree in years because of our 2 wee rascals. Not worth the grief..

ah but the face is so cute tho!!! (and also great pic :D)

Smooth, buit-in cat beds.

Mine eats the bristles of a broom. ????

Wait, Who's trying to sh1t on the floor? You or the criminal?

9:45 am

Well, she's a cat.

It was a lesson that needed to be taught!

This cat looks mummified. 😱