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We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Woman Tweets Of 2017

Mimiification Report

Maria Lazaridou
Community Member
9 years ago

Good one!

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    #2

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Whom did they ask? A representative sample of 15 guys recently convicted for rape?

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    #3

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Eden_Eats Report

    Yumeko
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Pretty smart !!! ^_^

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    #4

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kerbiegibbs Report

    James John Ferris
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    From the look in the dogs eye he knows it too

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    #5

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    paigealban23 Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Your dad's adorable by the way. Typical dad humor at its finest.

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    #6

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    BraPalvin19 Report

    InnocentLookingMurder
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sister is that you XD

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    #7

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    sarbeaaaar Report

    Macileinu
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    OMG I just can't stop laughing

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    #8

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Flora__Flora Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    .... not unlike humans. We wear cow but not dog.

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    #9

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    imteddybless Report

    Sghimbe
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    STORY. OF. MY. LIFE.

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    #10

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    JillianDavid13 Report

    Vanessa
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Can you do horse riding with this? ^^

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    #11

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    FriendOFGay Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I like your sister

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    #12

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LeoBlakeCarter Report

    Quant
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I thought they were supposed to be tweets by women...

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    #13

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    eleanorclrke Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Brilliantly clever! You have the makings of a possible "Evil" Genius!! LOL!

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    #14

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    JillFilipovic Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    And it's interesting how usually the men who complain about women being too emotional for a specific role or task are the one being over-emotional at the very moment of saying so.

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    #15

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    sophsa Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Dude had no sense of humor, that was funny :')

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    #16

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It almost sounds like it could be true

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    #17

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    evepeyser Report

    Adriana E. Henricy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    also men: "but without a condom is better!!!!!"

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    #18

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    mollycoldridge Report

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Thta's actually what the Bible says...

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    #19

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    shmarsen Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sounds like the perfect discussion.

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    #20

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    sixfootcandy Report

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Don't forget underfed.

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    #21

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Yeah ... yeah I missed out on that briefing too.

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    #22

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    anisasx Report

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Haha I do that except the arguments were like 3 years ago

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    #23

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    poorhunny Report

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    fizzgig?!

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    #24

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    #truth

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    #25

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    DrStaceyPatton Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This is about the right time to have a feeding toddler with you that needs to clean those sticky little hands.

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    #26

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    sadgirlkms Report

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Dark Lunch! yes!

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    #27

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    annetdonahue Report

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    3) Student who failed presentation because they didn't do the reading, then has wealthy parents call school board to try to get teacher fired.

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    #28

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SCbchbum Report

    PandaPow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    PREGANANANT?! It's a reference

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    #29

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    gotzerochill Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Too accurate! This is my favorite so far😆

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    #30

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Railynnnn Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Roald Dahl reference? ('The Witches')

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    #31

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    lisaxy424 Report

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Had a black jumper with rainbow coloured sparkley threads that shed all over my friends' border collie. He looked stunning.

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    #32

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    alivingiano Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Especially when they're still warm and chewy

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    #33

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    figgled Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Adulting is hard sometimes.

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    #34

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SCbchbum Report

    Shiva Dheva
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You stole my mum? 😭

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    #35

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ValeeGrrl Report

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Seriously! I once saw an elementary teacher on the show in Atlanta (which isn't expensive) who bought a $400K house. NOT POSSIBLE. Oh, and she didn't have a high budget for renovations, which, of course, brought the value up.

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    #36

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    JMH93 Report

    Sondre Strøm Linde
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What kind of boys thinks this? And uhm boys? Like schoolboys? What?

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    #37

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    annabroges Report

    Wezbie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I thought they were marshmallows and it made the whole thing even funnier

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    #38

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    HA! Love it. I'm reminded of the George Carlin bit: "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're f****d."

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    #39

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    heymichellelee Report

    Nicola Morley
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The guy missing on the end of the line up is your my space account?

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    #40

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    tillygirl3 Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lmfao I'm dying

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    #41

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    1followernodad Report

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Pretty much

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    #42

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    sarahevekelly Report

    Aine
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    YAS.

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    #43

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    GashleyMadison Report

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My biggest fear about getting older is that I'm 99% sure I'm no longer fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.

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    #44

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Samijeaan Report

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You are a good friend. And your mom is a good mom and friend.

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    #45

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    brokeymcpoverty Report

    Vesna Brnić
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It's all muscles. :)

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    #46

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Jellybeansdoe_ Report

    Chubby Unicorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Not all straight men. Just stupid homophobes.

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    #47

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ElleOhHell Report

    Eri Yoshida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well deserved, honestly.

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    #48

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AnnaKendrick47 Report

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Aaand that's why I wear pads haha. Not taking my chances.

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    #49

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    elle91 Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ^me

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    #50

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    JennyPentland Report

    Ona
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lol that's a line from Talladega Nights

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    #51

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    elle91 Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Give me both!

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    #52

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    priya_ebooks Report

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    for dark lord of doom and destroyer of worlds

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    #53

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    danicarrington Report

    Captain Planet
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I think this is discriminating for women who don't wear dresses. As if all women wear dresses! omg this is 2017! So sexist!

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    #54

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    gabidunn99 Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well, when you decide to remove an ex from photos, Ryan Reynolds is the minimum you can choose in replacement, I guess.

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    #55

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    MollyMcGlew Report

    Holly Hofmann
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Who wore it better?

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    #56

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LizHackett Report

    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Don't forget the small smoothed pebbles that used to be tissues and now fossilized.

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    #57

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ValeeGrrl Report

    #58

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    GirlPosts Report

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    But maybe not end up the same way as the sandwich?

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    #59

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AnniemuMary Report

    Usernameofgag
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So true... Washi tape is very expensive here..

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    #60

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Ms_ZamaNdlovu Report

    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I have so many questions right now.

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    #61

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    FriendOFGay Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Glitch in the matrix

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    #62

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    morgan_murphy Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well it's an iPhone I mean duh

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    #63

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    rachelPLZdotcom Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    YOU BET

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    #64

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    youngvulgarian Report

    Aidan Edwards
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wait... there's not? Now I'm disappointed...

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    #65

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    GloriaFallon123 Report

    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Imma just gonna post so the top comment and this downvoted, thanks

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    #66

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    TheRealDratch Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Even so, what's a child doing in that presidential position? I thought you needed to be mature and wise to lead a country...

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    #67

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    GilkeAsCharged Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    oooh he got all silver foxy!

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    #68

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AllisonRaskin Report

    Kassandra Skresvig
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    if my mom ever says texts that, she always follows up with "not a bad thing" to try and save me the panic

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    #69

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    _harleycampbell Report

    Captain Planet
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It IS ravioli lol.

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    #70

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    KimmyMonte Report

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A gas filled one?

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    #71

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    meganamram Report

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Amen, sista! And what about all those men-only clubs that still exist! Boo-hoo-hoo! Just because you can't be the first to enjoy WW's boobs, doesn't mean it is the end of the world!

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    #72

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Actually, the bottom part should say: "Worst part of internet: ...Including the idiots"

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    #73

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    FullFrontalSamB Report

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LOL Dam, Sam!

    #74

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SleepyAlex_ Report

    Addie Tamsyn-Hunter
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My e-Reader is capable of this...

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    #75

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ughsarahd Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    he's not going to believe

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    #76

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Angibangie Report

    Aidan Edwards
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Not ironic, a message, they don't want more enemies to deal with

    #77

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    malloryomeara Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Touche'

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    #78

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    MamaFizzles Report

    Kassandra Skresvig
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    lol, I wasn't allowed to do that when I was a kid XD on the plus side I learned to cook for myself at a young age.

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    #79

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    bourgeoisalien Report

    MRaina
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    he truly believes that you are the one

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    #80

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    KimmyMonte Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ocean: "Just step closer. A little bit...(*sends an immense wave*)"

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    #81

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    michelleisawolf Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I do have kids, and I love them beyond I thought it was possible, yet, I really have no idea why you MUST have kids when you're a woman, and you MUST want to have babies... Plus, i have a friend running 35 that cannot have kids and it's painful for her, because it's definitly not her choice and everyone feel free to point her out that she doesn't have kids. When she tries to avoid discussion people insist "you'll change your mind"... Why the hell poeple think it's O.K. to try to influence someone else motherwood/non-motherwood/wannabe motherwood

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    #82

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ethiopienne Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Same goes for ice cream.

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    #83

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    Elizasoul80 Report

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Right? I love it when people say "I hate to be honest...". Dude. No you don't. It's the internet.....you can just keep scrolling. We'll all survive.

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    #84

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    sixfootcandy Report

    Kim Lawson
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Whenever my fax machine rings at work people ask me what it is and I like to say the past is calling.

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    #85

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    taylortrudon Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    If you mean 'over work out' by eating, sleeping, or over contemplating life, then this is my life story :)

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    #86

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    lSABABE Report

    Manuela Simon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Yesterday someone called me "pretty" :-). Well, the whole sentence was "you are pretty annoying", but I concentrate on the positive part...

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    #87

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    Crystal Pruitt
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I tried one. All I did was get pissed off that I was coloring outside the lines and that I didn't like some of my color choices!

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    #88

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    chacketttt Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Why did you say "chicken" then? Is this a new slang term now?

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    #89

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AngelaEhh Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    it's probably pee though.

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    #90

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    goldengateblond Report

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    niiiiice.

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    #91

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    elliesisk Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *facepalm*

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    #92

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AlanaMassey Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    heck, f*ck the shoes... take me away!

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    #93

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ashleyms030 Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Come to the Netherlands, you'll be in heaven.

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    #94

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Andrei Valentino Pijaro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What's return? I can't find it on my keyboard.

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    #95

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ethiopienne Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *slow clapping*

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    #96

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Pandamoanimum Report

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    More like "David f*****g Cameron got us into this mess - and I'm going to make it worse!", says Theresa May.

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    #97

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    IjeomaOluo Report

    Lisa-Marie Dhondt
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Oh I dunno... someone released a book of their selfies...that's pretty darn vain...

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    #98

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    presleighdawsyn Report

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    creepy as hell

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    #99

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    behindyourback Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Or "Wipe Me! " at full volume.

    #100

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SarahFoxes Report

    #101

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    If I ever get arrested, it would probably be for kicking one of those xp

    #102

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    MsFoxIfUrNasty Report

    #103

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    queenkimbaby Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I've done this, but not just with guys, also certain groups of girls.

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    #104

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SardonicTart Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    still, VLOOKUP to you.

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    #105

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    bblackgoldd Report

    Kiki L.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Brad Trapp's comment is stealth performance art or satire?

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    #106

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    witch_mama_ Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    They're selling an uneven number of bowls with one of them having an obligatory "only this food" label? The comment legitimately made me laugh out loud though.

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    #107

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kyry5 Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Where is the blinding shaft of light parting the darkness?

    #108

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Kendragarden Report

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sounds good, can I join.?

    #109

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    cakefacedcutie Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Mine brings me back oversized hoodies when he's away for work so I'll stop wearing his... I'm not sure he got the concept of me wearing them because he wears them and then it smells like him

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    #110

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    carinahsieh Report

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I give extra points if student squeal on each other...keeps them all honest...

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    #111

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kashanacauley Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Funniest thing on this list 😂

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    #112

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    heymichellelee Report

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Starbucks, N American coffee chain, had God awful pastel, sparkly, sickly-sweet drink called Unicorn. This ice cream is mocking that. Nicely

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    #113

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aimmiat Report

    Laura Dixon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Chuck is gorgeous but shame about the prong collar. There are other methods of maintaining control of your dog without using this outdated tool (and far less cruel methods)...

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    #114

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    feministabulous Report

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Psst, you can buy ANY RAZOR.

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    #115

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ValeeGrrl Report

    Andrei Valentino Pijaro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    She's so mean. I made cupcakes with flour, sugars, eggs, etc.

    #116

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    brokeymcpoverty Report

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    KITTIES!!!

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    #117

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    shadesof666 Report

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yep. All the time.

    #118

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    bourgeoisalien Report

    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Clearly you have no idea the s**t he's doing to Canada. He's all razzle dazzle. Zero substance.

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    #119

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    brokeangeI Report

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I hear a tour guide shouting, "Hey, lady! Get out of the reflection pool!"

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    #120

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    lngrne Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Im Cherokee and this couldn't be more accurate

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    #121

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    MavenofHonor Report

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This is insane and I love it

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    #122

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    BetteMidler Report

    #123

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    heavenrants Report

    #124

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    araslanian_ Report

    Misty Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Covering up a comment, keep scrolling. Ya can't keep up with the Kardashians!

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    #125

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    BisHilarious Report

    Andrei Valentino Pijaro
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    but, how'd you know if both of you are asleep? oh, I see..

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    #126

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    MaryNumair Report

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    But then I'd just be sad for the other dogs watching on and wondering why that dog is so popular. One of you just take one of the others! :-)

    #127

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kashanacauley Report

    #128

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ejdickson Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    'I was a side character in "Ghosts Can't Do It".'

    #129

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Bwahahaha I'm so guilty of this.

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    #130

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    ziwe Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You got to really blend that highlighter.

    #131

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Eh, turns out the same way - little shits ;P

    #132

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    nsilverberg Report

    Saima Nisbet
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I have friends of both sex, I have not fancied any of my male friends and I don't think they fancied me either. It's possible to not think about sex even though we are programmed to want to procreate and thus want sex (even for pleasure).

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    #133

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    bad_dominicana Report

    YukinineJeager
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Where are my glasses?" I say pushing my glasses up my face.

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    #134

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    goldengateblond Report

    Johnny Slapstick
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Try astronaut ice cream.

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    #135

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    behindyourback Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Yeah!! pockets all the way!!

    #136

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    eveewing Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    SoCute.SoCute.SoCute.SoCute!

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    #137

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    AllisonRaskin Report

    Pamela Law
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Those names....I wanna put a Match to Tinder and burn the house down...

    #138

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AnitaHelmet Report

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    well, "Bianca LaVagina" isn't better either

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    #139

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    jsam1126 Report

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Note to self: Ivanka Trump's lobes will soon need reduction surgery if she keeps wearing heavy jewelry in them.

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    #140

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    eveewing Report

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It's almost as annoying as having someone question the veracity of the statement you made after googling it.

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    #141

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    bellbell____ Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Umm both are very hairy situations *downvotes myself*

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    #142

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    aparnapkin Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    hahaha I have to try it!

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    #143

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    #144

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    xoxoxMinnie Report

    Vesna Brnić
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    God, I saw this one yesterday in right position with different caption. This is so hillarious.

    #145

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    _raincl0ud Report

    Johnny Slapstick
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You know where there's a lack of diversity... Asian restaurants. Every Chinese, Thai and Korean restaurant I go in does not have a single white, black, hispanic or indian person working in them. They are all Asian. Come on. Other people would love to work at your restaurant.

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    #146

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    elenaq32 Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The last ash Wednesday I was SO tempted to go up to every Catholic I saw and say "You've got a little something on your face there..."

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    #147

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    chooses Report

    #148

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    missehollis Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    when you're a cup D there is no IF to bras.

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    #149

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kasserolees Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Your dad is hot.

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    #150

    Woman Tweets Of 2017

    missvanessadiaz Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    do you think they know? i have four siamese cats and i often think about it lol

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    #151

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    daphnebee Report

    Pamela Law
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The B-Hive is not understanding of your sexcapades. She will be avenged.

    #152

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kashanacauley Report

    Skylar
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    All grapes are gluten free.

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    #153

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    bilrac Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I know that feeling.

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    #154

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    aparnapkin Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    exactly!! There are a lot of things I cannot express with words... only emojis

    #155

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AmyDentata Report

    Kiki L.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    #NotAllBees!

    #156

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    People who say that are usually going into something with their biases, or they're disregarding that there are more well-known men in comedy than women (though that is changing). When I really looked at it, I noticed that there are some female comedians whom I HATE, but there are also male comedians whom I dislike the same amount, if not more.

    #157

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LisLeary Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The ones on the left look pretty gross to me tbh. What's wrong with neatly kept natural nails that don't look like you might stab someone to death?

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    #158

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    kpfeffss Report

    Danny Jimenez
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Same happened at a Las Vegas Walmart... Then a mass murder happened...

    #159

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AllisonRaskin Report

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I once ran into a friend at the mall that I hadn't seen in a couple years. We chatted for a couple minutes she said she'll call me next week-3 years later she called and said" did you forget that when I ran into you at the mall I said I'd call you?" don't want to speak ill of the dead now or anything, but I told this story at her memorial everyone in the place knew exactly what I was talking about!

    #160

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    #161

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    MartaEffing Report

    Johnny Slapstick
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Except it gets stuck in your teeth instead of cleaning them.

    #162

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    tatiaragirl Report

    Dana Hill
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    talking or lying? For some guys there's no OR, both same thing.

    #163

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    goldengateblond Report

    #164

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    DevoDupuy Report

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Although crows are opportunistic eaters, I think you mean vultures.

    #165

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    quintabrunson Report

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The cramps NEVER go away either.

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    #166

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    georgiajacks0n Report

    #167

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    daisy_and_me Report

    Tanya Coco
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "*meddling kids"

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    #168

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    beckyalbertalli Report

    #169

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    chrissyteigen Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I hate when that happens. I've also had dreams early in the morning where I was getting ready for school / work, and then I wake up late.

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    #170

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    Book_Krazy Report

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    awesome!

    #171

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    meganamram Report

    Skylar
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What is all this about there being no bees left? I'm confused. And before anyone says anything about 'oh, its a female thing', I'm a female.

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    #172

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    crissles Report

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    AKA Mansplaining

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    #173

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LizHackett Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Or marry...again

    #174

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    jsam1126 Report

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Remember how 2016 was all about how many celebs died? Maybe they knew what was coming. ;-)

    #175

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    eveewing Report

    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Comedian in the making.

    #176

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    DailyVelli Report

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    if you don't know about the relationships of your friends, then they are not your friends?

    #177

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Book_Krazy Report

    Manuela Simon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Better go to the couple, hit the man in the face and say something like "And you said you will love me forever!" - will bring this couple soon into the messy condition

    #178

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    FriendOFGay Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Yeah... it hurts

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    #179

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    jillboard Report

    #180

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AkilahObviously Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Or when you go on vacation...

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    #181

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LizHackett Report

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Know a shift leader, rudely "teases" her coworkers so much, they won't make purchases at their own store if she's around.

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    #182

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    Mommaafro_ Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I've heard that Twitter was a s**t show.

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    #183

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    yenniwhite Report

    #184

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Alyssa_Milano Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Who's the boss?" - Obviously, you are! :-)

    #185

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    msdanifernandez Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I was my harshest critic - until I got married :-)

    #186

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *youtube in an open tab with kitten videos in queue.

    #187

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    heatherlou_ Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    WHY

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    #188

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    morninggloria Report

    #189

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    LaurenSivan Report

    Misty Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    jUST oNe mOrE tHIng, they say......it's not, get outta there.

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    #190

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    BeeBabs Report

    #191

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    HatfieldAnne Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So THIS is why Joey from Dawson's Creek used to make those faces.....

    #192

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    aparnapkin Report

    Kiki L.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *If*???

    #193

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    charstarlene Report

    Yeseul
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    unless you do it in the summer...

    #194

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    SCbchbum Report

    Mirriam
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Anxiety.

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    #195

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    jessmisener Report

    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Naima..............SOUNDS GOOD!

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    #196

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    leighlahav Report

    Misty Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Covering up something, keep scrollin' and have a great day!

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    #197

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    AbbyHasIssues Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wanna play Trivial Pursuit, Disney Edition?

    #198

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    BrandyLJensen Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That just makes me think of John Oliver's Dog Supreme Court. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9prhPV2PI)

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    #199

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    gabydunn Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Capitalism does not equal "wanting to buy stuff". You can still have frivolities in a non-capitalist system as long as it's not like... a pure communist dictatorship.

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    #200

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    odetotrees Report

    Dana Hill
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I tell my high school students "saying it was just a joke does not make your comment any less mean or hurtful." I get to say this at least once a day. It's sad really.

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    #201

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    MaraWilson Report

    Tanya Coco
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    What does that even mean?

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    #202

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    COCONUTOILBAE Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Me when I accidentally talk about dank maymays and forget that I'm not on the internet.

    #203

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    charstarlene Report

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This actually looks like a bad waxwork - it's a waxwork figure right??

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    #204

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    behindyourback Report

    #205

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Jdxthompson Report

    #206

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    idasiasoco Report

    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I mean okay. No haha or lol? Just sunshine and lollipops and THEY DON’T EXIST.

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    #207

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    AkilahObviously Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    my boyfriend: "so this room is vacant eh? you should turn it into a hobby room!" me: "well it is. it's a vacant room"

    #208

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    _TARYNitUP Report

    MRaina
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    and then put in a range :(

    #209

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ninjadinosaur1 Report

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Mine would have been the Princess and the Pee

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    #210

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Book_Krazy Report

    #211

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    emilyhughes Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hello 911 I'd like to report a suspicious looking vehicle

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    #212

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AllisonRaskin Report

    Luna Kittenwarrior
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    T R U E. So relaxing 😌😌😌

    #213

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    caitlin__kelly Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Age 18 to 35 in 2 years!

    #214

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    ladywithflaws Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A metaphor of the story about the boy with his finger plugging a leaky dike.

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    #215

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    Bez Report

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Good to have goals.

    #216

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    jl_ashworth Report

    #217

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    annfriedman Report

    #218

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AbbyHasIssues Report

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Or pronouncing faux as 'fox'

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    #219

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    AllisonRaskin Report

    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    As a house owner I can say: worth it.

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    #220

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    eliopuloserin Report

    jo_shortland
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ouch

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    #221

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    alanna Report

    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Everyone should love Rick & Morty.

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    #222

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    alanalevinson Report

    #223

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    Manda_like_wine Report

    #224

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    iSmashFizzle Report

    #225

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    TheDweck Report

    #226

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    AtticusFinch79 Report

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The egg, laid by a creature that wasn't a chicken who got laid by a creature who also was not a chicken.

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    #227

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    kpfeffss Report

    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Duplicate entry here.

    #228

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    robynmcdonaId Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wat.

    #229

    Best-woman-tweets-2017

    adult_mom Report

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