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We all know that the comment section under any post on the Internet can easily turn into a dark place. From people going wild over someone's opinion they don't agree with, to completely pointless and highly unnecessary insults - it's easy to notice how rude we often treat each other online. However, let's not 'cancel' the comments section just yet, instead let's celebrate the commenters who manage to make any content on the Internet even better.
We here at Bored Panda noticed how creative, funny and wholesome our readers are. So to celebrate your wit, we decided to compile a list of some of the best and most upvoted comments we've encountered on our page. Scroll below to read them and maybe even find yours on the list!
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#1
S. 6 years ago
Reminds me of that one Tumblr ‘ Imagine your OTP ’ post; [ At B's funeral ] Person A: Can I have a moment with them? Person C: Oh, sure! [ walks away ] Person A, leaning in: I know you ain't dead. Person B, lying in their casket: Yeah, no s**t.
Benderong 6 years ago
A parasol is like a metre Long, holding it would be a bit awkward
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jasam wander 2 years ago (edited)
Complete goals to earn Simoleons and unlock new items: In the world of The Sims FreePlay, prosperity is a series of small victories. https://whosgrip.com
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Mayson 6 years ago (edited)
Please see the name of the topic above, Captain)
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Lucas 6 years ago
Yes, sweetie. (I laughed myself silly with this one originally!)
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alwaysMispelled 6 years ago
I love this! The cheese puff is doing his best! Leave him alone, Karen! God!
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago (edited)
No, you are mistaken. That is actually tumeric on a packing peanut pretending to be a cheese puff.
Lucifer321 5 years ago
lolol i tried to upvote the screenshot of the funny comment; got quite confused when the arrow didn't turn green XD
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Brandon Shinoda 6 years ago (edited)
that must have been one helluva of one night stand...but eeh at least you some pussy
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Why would u open things like that??? There are sleeves, the pulling thingy, the "cut here" print... monsters, total monters! Omg the humanity!
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Jasmine VALADIAN 6 years ago
good thing it wasn't a laptop...I shut my laptop just in time before I blurted my coffee on my desk
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Rissie 6 years ago
But she looks just like a boa constrictor and they really are harmless. Or at least that's what you told us scaredy non Australians ;)
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Desmond Farranree 6 years ago
I would be more than happy to give any trick or treater some of my family members for ritual sacrifice.
María Hermida 6 years ago
I would be happy to give some of my family members for firual sacrifice to the first stranger that knocks on my door. Why wait till Halloween?
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
I'd leave the "awesome" away from que sentence. Really freaking stuff! Very good costume tbh.
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Shannon Richards 6 years ago
"I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But I'll tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!" Poem my dad used to tell us children. We even had a stuffed purple cow with horns! (Poem by Garrett Burgess)
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Kjorn 6 years ago
i got that much like… my goal in life are done now. i can rest in peace :-)
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GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago
Imagine forcing a cat to be something they don’t want to be. A CATastrophe.
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
Could it miaobe be a CATholic mass we get to listen to every March?
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Pepper Pots 6 years ago
Ha ha ha, I have to laugh really silently, my boss is in the next room..
#9
CbusResident 6 years ago
The line between male on male combat and homo-eroticism has always been thin.
Gerry Higgins 6 years ago
Boxing IS gay. Two men in gloves and satin shorts dancing around the ring in hopes of getting a purse....and the winner gets to take home a FABULOUS belt !
Rebecca Lievense 6 years ago
Yeh I agree... there's actually nothing amusing about domestic violence.... EVER!
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Ivy at Eve 2 years ago
Yeah, all I could think of is why is the bride weari g her hat upside down?
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PeachPossum 6 years ago (edited)
Yup. Starring James Cromwell from the movie Babe, but I seem to remember Richard Masur's character a little better. It ran for only 1 season in 1975. Another 1 season series from 1975 that I remember well was "When Things Were Rotten"
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Magpie 6 years ago
I think so with the " i left the iron on" pun in there.
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Iván Galarraga 6 years ago
Could have been worse, imagine if she get pregnant of the battleship
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Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
Went from wanting to celebrate breast cancer awareness to paying homage to the Shining.
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Rissie 6 years ago
@Bill I doubt the presidential Cheeto can sit on a bike without falling.
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Busy Panda 3 years ago (edited)
Nah, more handsome than Chris Hemsworth. Try a crossover of Clint Eastwood and Alain Delon (swear, I'm not that old).
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Jaguarthecat 6 years ago
I like how most people aren't even commenting on the castle, just LOOK AT THE PANTS
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Gigglemage 6 years ago
Looks like 2 wood posts in the sand with the reflection on the water making it the bottom half of the leg.
Teenage Mutant Grammar Ninja 2 years ago (edited)
“Those poor Green pants with nobody inside them…” Awesome Seuss book! One of my favourites as a kid. ☺️ Edit: Well, a little kid. 😉
Gary Geracci 2 years ago
Yeah-Weird! SandCastle must've been designed by a retired or beginning Architect
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Kristy P 6 years ago
I was JUST about to comment the same thing! It's kinda cool, like "I remember when that only had 15 upvotes. Look how far they've come!" *sniff*
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karen snyder 6 years ago
Second round of, smiling so hard it hurts. Happy to get to up vote this again!
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
Reminds me of an alternate universe version of an ATAT, except all the robots are now dogs.
Jasmine VALADIAN 6 years ago
As a newbie to Bored Panda, this is the first time I have seen this and I am still laughing.
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Kat Khatib 6 years ago
She looks like what I think Melissa McCarthy's Head Shots as a kid must've looked like.
Katherine Heasley 5 years ago
They took a seven-year-old and made her look like a 40-year-old, divorced, real estate agent, currently on a bender in Vegas. That's talent.
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hoRSefAce 5 years ago
First off, why would a parent even buy this for their child and also the final score for this was 420 lol
Rosalie Waller 3 years ago
AGREED!!! Who DESIGNED this?!? Who BOUGHT this?!? 20-20 hindsight.😏
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Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Was not having 2 Hans?!?! . Which one is this one. ? Mind blowing.
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago (edited)
Latest security update. Yep, it's not budging. Definitely secure.
#23
Bunzilla 6 years ago
Sometimes rocks have little indents in them, which can eventually become filled with plant matter that turns into dirt. Moss will often grow there, and if a tiny seed comes along, there's a chance it'll germinate. If conditions are good, then that little tree gets bigger and bigger. Roots are an incredible force and can easily split rocks when they want to. It's probably made a hole all the way through that boulder.
Suzanne Haigh 5 years ago
I have seen this several time in Scotland, they usually are near a loch though.....
Katherine Heasley 5 years ago
There's a tree like this in Morioka, Japan (lovely northern city) that's 400 years old.
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GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago
Poor gorillas....such intelligent creatures when compared to those such as Donald trump.
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Rose Brien Harrington 6 years ago
Anyone notice that in Lord of the Rings the hobbits, even though they had all grown up in the same place and never travelled, had three different accents between them? Frodo had a bland neutral drama school accent, Sam and Merry were broad West Country and Pippin was Scottish. Now HOW did that come about?
Rachael Sampson 5 years ago
And how does Tarzan only have a midwest American accent when it should have been "new" England American if anything.
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Lily and Artie 3 years ago
I don't know if it is just because I haven't seen the movie or something, but why did Tarzan cover himself if he had had no human interactions and lived isolated from humans...
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CodingGirl04 6 years ago
I think I would need to be much closer to the animal to determine, and that is not gonna happen!
Kristy P 6 years ago
Nah, they're snouts are shaped differently:-) And, one is usually saltwater dwelling (croc) and one fresh (gator). And I just noticed that you use the first part of the name as a short version and the last part for the other one! (that does NOT help to identify them).
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Krazy Onion (KJ) 4 years ago
....so they won't see you later? Not even in a while?
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Henry Cheves 5 years ago
Gharials have a Y shaped snout. I'm not sure about caimans. Can someone help me out?
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Jenica Thomas 6 years ago
Happy to see the Dr. cared enough to take the time to do this. This literally could mean life or death for the patient if they didn't understand the correct doses. Two of the medications seem to be for high blood pressure and possibly diabetes.
Grumble O'Pug 6 years ago
It was probably the pharmacist. The Dr would have signed the prescription
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Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Also, the patient might not speak or read the language well, in whichever language the prescription is written.
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rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
I recently got a prescription from my doctor, even the pharmacist asks his colleagues help on how to decipher the hand written. How I wish that he gave me the right medicine.
Stina Kolling 6 years ago
Having seen the original post, I just realized that I take the same medication as this person (the one in the middle is for blood pressure).
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
If a Kardashian falls in a deforestation zone, and no one hears it, why the hell do we still end up with another Hilton hotel?
Id row 6 years ago
Just to be safe, I think we should drop the Kardashians in the Amazon after covering them in sugar water. It's the only way to be sure.
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
No! They're like 80% plastic, I do NOT want some poor animal expecting them to be a good meal!
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
You know, it's bad enough that I'm invisible in real life. Don't make me invisible here, too. Wait... I mean I'm usually lingering somewhere, but I tend not to comment on the feel good articles, as what I want to say has usually been said multiple times before I read them, so there's no point adding a whisper to a chorus. However, if I feel I can contribute a facetious comment, pop in with a sarcastic barb, drop a pun or two, or leave a scathing attack on something stupid like an anti-vaxxer article, you can bet your 31 flavors I'll be there, usually with extra cursing.
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Laugh Fan 6 years ago (edited)
I often wake mine up laughing at bored panda...
Load More Replies... Blue Cicada 6 years ago
That's a much cleverer response than the one in this posting!
Load More Replies... Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
I work as a Background Actor in films and TV, including some well-known Westerns. When we are issued firearms, we are instructed to always act like they are loaded and handle them properly. Many times, they are rubber replicas, but when we need to shoot them with the bang/flash cartridges that look and sound real, we treat them like real weapons. If someone is a "newby," and acts like it is a toy, like the officer in the photo, they can be thrown off the set. The guns and rifles can be vintage antiques that are, indeed, real. The noise and the kick are the same. This guy would be evicted by every properties person I know for treating a weapon like it is a toy. Actors have been killed or injured when goofing around with a gun that has a blank charge loaded. I would not want to see what was left if this shotgun went off...that is terrifying...and messy!
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, Jon-Erik Hexum for starters (I'm not including Brandon Lee b/c someone else pulled the trigger).
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Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
I bet this guy is thinking " don't fart, for the love of god don't fart."
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Iván Galarraga 6 years ago
Say what you want, but the baby squirrel could not have been more timely
Adam Francis 6 years ago
My wife told my son that if he didn't hold her hand while crossing the street, he would float away. He believed her and now at 17 he recalls being traumatized by this possibility.
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Naomi Armitage 6 years ago
I don't get it. I mean, I know the song, but I don't get how it relates to the pic.
Kathy Lord Tate 6 years ago
How exactly do you respond to that? I'm sorry but that's hilarious!!
Ellie Ragsdale 6 years ago
He like to movie move it move it. He like to ... MOVE IT! (Stuck in my head now).
#31
Mad Haberdasheress 6 years ago
Guaranteed you could still make a call on that bad boy - those phones have Infinity Stones in their core, lol.
BusLady 6 years ago
I still say Noah made a mistake by letting those cockroaches get on the Ark.
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If you throw a smartphone on the ground, the screens gonna break. If you throw one of those on the ground, the grounds gonna break. Looks like it did.
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Monica Lewinsky 6 years ago
Thanks! I just spent five minutes trying to find the coco Krispies. Don't know why lol
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MeggersTheFox 6 years ago
I read it like "Muh-kwairige" and woke up my dog laughing
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yethica 6 years ago
It's like Rafi's "Apples and Bananas" song really played a significant role in this person's lexicon "O loke to ote. ote. ote. opples ond bononos".
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
Wow not only would I return them despite using them I would file a complaint. That’s just messed up
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Swastikas are ancient symbols that have been, unfortunately, high-jacked by the Nazis and will forever be associated with them. As far back as 10,000 years, the swastikas have been found. Here in New Mexico, in the very small town of Mountainair, the Hotel Shaffer was built back in the early 1920s, with swastikas on the exterior as a homage to Native American culture. Even today, some ignorant peeps...almost always from out-of-state, have called the police to complain about it! All they would have to do is whip out their handy-dandy PDA and look it up..that is if you can get a signal out there! Similarly, ISIS the wonderful Goddess of the Egyptian pantheon, is now more likely to be tied in with the terrorist group. It's just awful! Hotel-Shaf...4531e9.jpg 
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
Most of us know this...but that doesn't change the fact you said in your first sentence, unfortunately. Oh, and they were also painted on U.S. warplanes before WWII...because they were seen as a good luck symbol.
Load More Replies... Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago
That reminds me that Trump is visiting Denmark in 2 weeks time and he wants to buy 'our' Greenland, because its stratigically located to watch Russia and China. Thank you next next
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Yes, and it was culturally appropriated by one of the worst humans in history.
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#37
S. 6 years ago
Cleopatra, Agatha Christie, and Elvis Presley. All looked at the moon at least once in their lives. They're now all dead. The moon is killing people, wake up America.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
How do you know they looked at the Moon? They all could have been Moonphobic.
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Nitro Codes 3 years ago
Just a normal part of the day in a Catholic pedo- er, priest's life.
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Sue Prewitt 6 years ago
100% of people in prison admit that as a kid they ate bread. Don't let your kids have bread!
Nitro Codes 3 years ago
Pretty unrelated bUT WHAT IN THE NAME OF DRUGGED CHILDREN IS HAPPENING IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER WITH THE PRIEST AND KID???
Billy Beecham 6 years ago
Great comment. Truthfully, though... did you know oxygen is a corrosive?
Ani Archeron 6 years ago
Have y'all heard of dihydrogen monoxide? It is the cause of thousands of deaths each year, and linked to EVERY HUMAN DEATH ON THE PLANET! Wake up! Make dihydrogen monoxide illegal!
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Iggy 6 years ago
Same here. I'm not normally freaked out by bugs but that is horrific!
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NMN 6 years ago
Bunch of hypocrites, in a thread, several will be "save the planet", "be a nice person", but at the moment it's not a cute kitten you go "kill it with fire". The "nope nope" comments are funny, but others are just moronic. People that will save a animal only if they like it, if they think its "ugly" they want to kill it, no matter the environmental value or if its endangered, rare or endemic, if it's not nice and fluffy kill it. Hypocrites.
BusLady 6 years ago
Calm down, it's gonna be okay. I know I wouldn't mess with her babies.
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Cliftön Hüi 6 years ago
Is something crawling on me?!? It really feels like something is crawling on me!!? Ahhhhhhh!??! Get it off!!! Get it off!!?!!
Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover 5 years ago
It is not a 5 gallon bucket (it is lol)
Load More Replies... Veronica Sjöberg 6 years ago
Its like... i really don't want to be close to it. But when i see it as her comforting and protecting her kids (like any parent would do) its kind of beautiful. Ahhh mixed feelings.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, i love bugs but this is a nope. I wouldn't kill them, though - just take the container out of the house and let 'em leave on their own terms.
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I love Hermione 5 years ago
um i have a fear of centipedes and millipedes keep me AWAY from there
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CodingGirl04 6 years ago
But how did they get it off afterwards?! (I know they are at the vet)
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Lizard Queen 6 years ago
Kat Khatib I finished the show (excellent), and have started the book. I keep shouting, as Piper is over privileged and clueless.
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Unhuman_Weirdo 6 years ago
Omg they have a Ollie’s discount store where I live they are so cheap, never thought they would do this tho!!
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Shira Reinberg 6 years ago
Why are you bringing a totally innocent child into this? Bash Trump for his policies, but there is no reason to be so petty and hateful and bring his kid who has done nothing to deserve any of the hate he receives for things he didn't do
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AJu 6 years ago
Yeah, bit first whine annoyingly about how heavy the burden ist
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R.s. Potter 6 years ago
The magma chamber is about to send a pyroclastic flow all over the kitchen, with ash clouds hanging over the washrooms and dining room for several years.
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
It's an infinity stone. Probably lost a beloved assistant to obtain it.
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Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
I bet their SO's said they would be back in 5 minutes. Some say those men are still there today.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
Genuine question: can someone explain why people do this? ie 1) why the women want to drag their husbands shopping, but not actually shop together.... and 2) why the men go along with it? It's just seems like such a waste of time for all involved. :(
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
As a frequent 'dragee', I can attest that my wife enjoys doing activities together, even if I have rather less input in the activity than she does (I also drag her to board games nights and make her watch boring documentaries, for the same reason). I love my wife enough to want to accommodate her desires. But I also love conveniently placed couches when I find them.
Load More Replies... Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
LOL OMG ROFLMAO! Reminds me so much for something that happened years ago. A very well-known celebrity and his wife were visiting us, and we girls wanted to go shopping. He was always so awesome about waiting for us. When we finally got done, we found him snoozing away, as bystanders wondered "if it really was him." LOL it was! This is way before phones with cameras so no one was taking photos. It was hysterical!
Christina Sersif 6 years ago
Honestly I would join them. I hate shopping. Amazon and all forms of online shopping are lifesavers for anti-social people like myself
Alexis Dominey 3 years ago
My sister and dad like shopping My mom and I will get bored after a few minutes.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
I’m so glad I read the bottom otherwise I would have been here for a while lol.
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anarkzie 6 years ago
I forgot my keys the other week resulting in me locking myself out of my flat but for some reason I actually remember this comment. Good job brain.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
16 persons up vote you. Me, including. Now I'm a bit confused why. It happen the same to all of us.? Like loose the keys and remember this comment. 😅
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 6 years ago
They’re more there to stop people from bothering him. I’m sure he can take whoever tries to cross him lol
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago (edited)
I thought the Turks had disbanded? What's Shinra up to these days?
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Coincidentally he is in town here for a Comic Con this weekend. Seems like a very nice guy who is more than willing to pose for photos or autographs. As a con speaker and attendee for many years, it is so sad that now the conventions charge fans for everything. In some cases, the fees are enough to feed the family for a month. Used to be the celebs would try their best to accommodate requests for photos or signings. I've seen some who will gladly spend HOURS just meeting and greeting, and once you pay your admissions, or purchase something in the "Dealers" (Hucksters) room, or buy your lunch, there were no other charges. I would say these two book-ends were working for the convention security to be sure..."heaven forbid" that the star is not approached by any con-goers. Very sad, but just the way it is nowadays.
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Kristal 4 years ago (edited)
I can read the first word "Welcome". The 'penisis' are 'r's ... Second word looks like "Grandma" (grawoma). Aaaand now I can't read it. Oh, no, I got it "and grandpa" (and grandpa). She didn't hook the 'g' in grandpa, the 'n' I see spaced far and tiny, the 'p' is under the 'a'.
Kristal 4 years ago
Oh, that is a tiny uppercase 'D' in grandma, not an o
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Eagle Girl 6 years ago
Whyyyyy...just whyyyyy..would you pick that up? Bc poo was NOT my first thought. ew
Foxxy 6 years ago
My daughter picks these up. One day we were camping on the beach and my daughter was putting a whole pile of these on her body board. When she felt she had enough she turned around and said “mum look, a boogey board” coz these are slimy like snot aka booger’s.
BusLady 6 years ago (edited)
How long did it take you to recover from that?
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I Used To Be Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
At first glance, I thought it was part of a washed-up jellyfish. A lot of times when I go to the beach at low tide, I find lots of washed-up cannonball jellies. At first, I thought they were all dead, but when I picked up one by the bell and put it in a tide pool to check, it drifted for a while, then started to move. The next hour was spent frantically rescuing as many jellies as possible and making sure they didn't wash back up.
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BusLady 6 years ago
Aw, come on! Let some of those 30 children waiting in line behind you have a turn.
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Claire Armstrong 6 years ago
Okay, I really hate to be a 'stick in the mud' but is this really a good idea? Let's create something that enables kids of all ages to perfect their target shooting, wtf?? Curious, what country is this in? (Please don't say Britain, please don't say Britain, or if it is Britain, please say England 😂😂😂)
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Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
Now they have to repost these for comments on the comments.
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Connie Mcbride 6 years ago
Sorry thought u was talking about a washing machine which is why I'm confused what you mean
I Used To Be Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
That dog did a really good job, how much does he charge per hour?
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Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
I still cannot fathom how this flew. The wings look tiny in comparison and far too far back from the centre of mass.
Evil Little Thing 6 years ago
Air was more dense then, and had extra O2, so was more like swimming through the air. As for giant head, probably tucked it onto it's back. Also, there's a good chance the animal isn't being represented particularly well.
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I Used To Be Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
Oh my goodness! I have a horse exactly like this one - minus the head up its butt, it has a legit tail - except mine is tan with a curly blonde mane. It was my best friend when I was little...
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
"Boss, what do we do with the extra 30,000 doll heads?" "Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something."
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago (edited)
A cold in the summer looks like a surf board and an umbrella.
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Kat Khatib 6 years ago
I'm sorry. I'll just be happy with my normal sized booty. When you don't need a chair, you know you've gone too far with the implants.
Hello Dolly 6 years ago
Why is Jabba The Hutt all I can think about when seeing Kim’s butt in this pic?
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Ahrg, now I'll think Jabba The Butt each time I see either KK or StarWars. Which is rarely, all in all.
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Better take the elevator...Makes you dizzy just looking at a photo. Would have to have both hands on the handrails!
Claire Armstrong 6 years ago
It gives the same effect that you get when you were a kid and put on someone's prescription glasses!! The walls used to go curvy when you did that! No chance would I have attempted stairs wearing them!
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miniarmour 42 6 years ago
Id rather be the neighbour that talks to melons then the one taking the pic
I Used To Be Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
It looks like he's praying to them... well, there's Pastafarians, why not? oh my goodness Pastafarian is now a word recognized on Grammarly... it just made me capitalize that...
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Jewels Vern 6 years ago
Wait until they pause, give them a slight bow and say, in Spanish, "You should see me on my horse!"
L McN 6 years ago
Similarly, had an old friend start speaking russian to me when three ladies were speaking spanish (I am not fluent but i know enough to know they were talking about us in uniform at the time). They shut up immediately, and one even had the gall to tell him to stop using russian since she cannot understand it.
Mirsini Efstratiou 6 years ago
My parents are from different countries (Greece and Italy). When I am in Italy I speak with my parents, hubby and kids in Greek nad the opposite When I am in Greece. People that don't know me think we can't speak their language and often coment something about as so we answer to them in perfect accent in their language or just change language while we speak to eachother. I really need someone to take photos of their faces!
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Also hysterical when you are using the facilities and two peeps come in speaking Spanish and not thinking that someone might understand every word. I have, and a couple of times I had to suppress my reaction. One time, I could not resist breaking into a famous Spanish song. Their reactions were priceless! Hasta La Vista, babies!
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
Got through chapter one of book one, realized a child could have done better, and quit. How this became a bestseller confuses me beyond my capacity to think
Russian Otaku 6 years ago
Even more sad and abhorrent even is how such garbage is even worse considering it's a twilight fan fiction so in a way it's concentrated garbage
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
It's a bondage, sado-masochistic "romance" between the sweet innocent virgin doofus and the sadistic a-hole who loves/needs/will change for her
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Disclaimer: I don't like 50 shades and I haven't read it, I think it's stupid and from what I've seen of it, boring. But the amount of hate. Geez. Like, ok, I get it-- its written badly, it was a Twilight fanfic originally -- (another terrible franchise)-- I get that part. But I understand its popularity. It's easily digested blather for middle aged women who want something titillating to read that isn't too real. It's escapist fantasies for ladies that are kinda craving romance. Trashy novels have been a thing forever-- VC Andrews, Danielle Steel, etc. I don't get why people seem SO compelled to bust out superlatives of hatred whenever this book is mentioned. Plenty of guy-centric media is also trashy and pretty gratuitous-- Jack Reacher or James Bond for example-- but they aren't scrutinized like this is and they don't get half the vitriol. You could argue they are 'better' but are they really? Can we just let people enjoy what they want without shaming them? A bit of stupid escapism is ok.
Busy Panda 3 years ago
The fact that many people bash this novel but not Danielle Steel's, Sophie Kinsella's, or even any of the Harlequin novels should give you a clue about the quality of it.
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Randy Dhuyvetter 6 years ago
Just when you think a comment couldn't be improved.
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Ana Miranda @ Lisbon, Portugal 6 years ago
ahahahaaha I loved it then and I still love it now!
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Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Manhole is this.?!?! I always thought that was... Oooh never mind... Too many gays friends 😜😜
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boredhuman 6 years ago
Yeah, I made it. See, I'm not wasting my time at all! In your face boss!
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Laura Doherty 6 years ago
All I can hear in my head now is, Father Jack going 'I love my brick!'
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
You could have made a mint and paid for your trip to charge them for taking your photo!
Load More Replies... Catherine Green 6 years ago
If they ask how the weather is say it's raining and spot in their face.
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Astrid Nineor 6 years ago
Nah man o wars have blueish 'sails'. Dr Scott is right, I think
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Awesome comment, but in a very sick way, some perverts would find that isn't young at all. They need to be strung up in the town square, upside down, and not from the neck.
Mad Haberdasheress 6 years ago
The older child's face, though! X-D "Oh, so I start therapy tomorrow, then? Ok."
RavenPuffPanda 6 years ago
The size of the legs are not normal for a normal baby. Even my 9 month old niece's legs arn't that long. Plus, those legs don't match up to the body.
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Wyndmere 6 years ago (edited)
Its clear. How are transparent things hideous?
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Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
This was on The Middle! Frankie saw a dining room set, bought it, got rid of hers...
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Not unusual for Amazon. Bought what I thought was a metal horse comb...it was metal, but only about 4 inches long. I complained and they refunded my entire purchase price...they didn't want me to send it back LOL!
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Kat Khatib 6 years ago
As the Main Headliner on the way to the Mortuary Convention, I brought my new Ventriloquist Dummy, Brenda.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
A person attempting to jump off a bridge usually thinks their life is no longer worth living, and they try to kill themselves as a result. That's what depression can do to a person. This woman should know better than to put a plastic bag over her head, because that's stupid. Unless of course, she decided to suffocate herself intentionally.
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
When I was working in apparel, we had a line of bathrobes with the colors named after fruit - banana, strawberry, etc. and regular sizing - small, medium and large. We laughed entirely too hard when the boss said, of a buyer, "I gave her the big banana."
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
I’m confused by this one. Catfish aren’t salt water fish so...?!!?
Lucas 6 years ago
Some are. People made that point last time as well. You do get saltwater catfish.
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Parmeisan 6 years ago
No, no, no. You've got it all wrong! They're standing in hair colour order.
Load More Replies... Veronica Sjöberg 6 years ago
I do that with my kids when we're going to be in a crowd. Usually in yellow though...
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Gareth Graham 6 years ago
I'd like to thank my family, Jesus and all those Pandas who've made this moment possible.
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I Used To Be Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
only Satan would know how to decorate a room like this............. sadly my room looks worse :P
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
I think that a giant tidal wave or explosion would be the best thing that could happen to this room. Was Pee-Wee Herman the designer? LOL!
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Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
Least dangerous? That thing looks like it can eat you. I swear if I saw that thing I would think it was a facehugger.
Luna Rose 6 years ago
It's just a huntsman won't hurt you. Unless you try and touch their babies then they freaking jump at you.
Load More Replies... Gigglemage 6 years ago
One of my clearest memories from growing up in Aus is me sitting at my computer and hearing a hissing noise behind me. Look back and see a Huntsman up on it's hinds hissing at me on top of the TV. I noped out of that room and had nightmares for days.
Daria B 6 years ago (edited)
Meanwhile I grew up with those slim spiders that look like stick figures and I can never imagine a spider creature ever being able of making any sounds. Now I know where film monsters come from.
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The Cute Cat 6 years ago
Least dangerous means that this will only half-kill you, while the other will kill you and your pet elephant..
Gabby M 6 years ago
or...NOPE, NOPE and IDC if it won't hurt you NOPE squared!!!!!
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BusLady 6 years ago
Because some people will buy anything. Only $200, and made from a $2 box of Saran Wrap.
Load More Replies... BusLady 6 years ago
Well, at least they're paying me. Beats working at McDonalds.
Load More Replies... Kristy P 6 years ago
and you can't use powder like Ross did with his leather pants on friends!
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Samantha Hurrell 6 years ago
Seen Emma Blackery attempted to wear this in public for Youtube, safe to say I won't be buying
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S. 6 years ago
Just like her hair would be, in a few seconds. (Minus the sweet part, though)
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alwaysMispelled 6 years ago
Who the f**k does this?? Forget that there's a screen there— who actually puts their hair OVER the seat??
Melanin Mo 6 years ago
def wld have downloaded a sound app and played scissors cutting while tugging her hair lol
Bettina Jansen 6 years ago
if only you could get the scissors on a plane... you can however, tangle the hell of it with tiny knots and braids :)
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Max L. 6 years ago
See those quarrels about who's on duty to switch the paper roll have gone a bit too far.
Kimberley Thom 6 years ago
She must be a heavy sleeper & he a pissing d**k. Will he even use it where he's going? New place didn't come with one?
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Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
Foxxy - You have been SEEN!!!! Rejoice! Own it. What will you do with your new found fame??
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Believe it or not I have never owned a cat coz I am allergic. I have just seen many memes and cat videos to know cats seem to like knocking things for shelves and tables etc.
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Gabby M 6 years ago
I love stellermatt, I get more laughs from his replies generally than the actual post's.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Me too. He kinds of deserves a post like this only with his comments.
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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
The funny but true fact is, is that Napoleon suffered from Ailurophobia, a morbid fear of cats. Just goes to show you if Karma doesn't get you in this life it will get you in the next.
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Anne 6 years ago
I think it's a barn shovel maybe? Handle too short for a snow shovel
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
WOW I could really use that in my barn...are they still available!
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
And also snacc size. Did I get that right? Am I one of the cool kids, now?
Load More Replies... Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
So, we take the concept of hamster ball and create an underwater human ball? Then swap out the dog/cat for a saltwater croc? Well, um, OK...
Lucas 6 years ago
Well, hamster balls are NOT nice. I know this will get downvotes but your hamster's running in them is not 'proof' that they like them. Stress levels have been measured - off the roof. Which your hamster doesn't know if they will be or not.
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
His superpower is Carbonation - All he has to do is look at any kind of non-fizzy liquid while wearing his Sprite Shades, and BOOM! Instant bubbles! He's like Jesus, but instead of turning water into wine at weddings, he turns tap water into lemonade at kids' birthday parties.
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Oh Lordy, I remember the polar vortex. It's when our deadbeat landlord decided to let the furnace run out of fuel...5 times in 8 days.
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
This air fryer is guaranteed to cook your pizza with half the calories. Just follow the instructions.
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
Celebrities have lines for everything now, clothes, handbags, perfume, and apparently now paint by numbers kits.
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Christina Sersif 6 years ago
Absolutely ridiculous but you have to admire the barbers skills on this. Very impressive
BusLady 6 years ago
He was Leonardo DiCaprio in a former life. Opps, I mean...
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Thankfully, it doesn't have opposable thumbs, which means it can't hold the knife. *remembers Pokémon recently introduced Zacian* Oh c**p... run!
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Jane Doe 6 years ago
that some people outgrow their awkward (and androgynous youth) to become rather attractive (and gender-specific) adults.
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ChiveChilly 6 years ago (edited)
It's nice to know that somewhere, in that sea of likes, is my little upvote :)
Jack Dorian myers 6 years ago
This belongs in this post. This is so wholesome :)
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C.Marrero 6 years ago
Sometimes I try to play a video even though is a screenshot
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LuckyL 6 years ago
Is it a bad sign that I know most of the images and also most of the comments? ...
anarkzie 6 years ago
Yeah I'm also wondering what I'm doing with my life(for the same reasons)
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Doober 6 years ago (edited)
NOT COOL BP!! You literally changed the title of an older post from a week ago which originally was created to feature the highest rated comments on BP (which explains why some comments are recent and some are from a week ago). I'm a little disappointed with the recycled content.
ChiveChilly 6 years ago (edited)
It's nice to know that somewhere, in that sea of likes, is my little upvote :)
Jack Dorian myers 6 years ago
This belongs in this post. This is so wholesome :)
Load More Replies... C.Marrero 6 years ago
Sometimes I try to play a video even though is a screenshot
Load More Replies... LuckyL 6 years ago
Is it a bad sign that I know most of the images and also most of the comments? ...
anarkzie 6 years ago
Yeah I'm also wondering what I'm doing with my life(for the same reasons)
Load More Replies... Doober 6 years ago (edited)
NOT COOL BP!! You literally changed the title of an older post from a week ago which originally was created to feature the highest rated comments on BP (which explains why some comments are recent and some are from a week ago). I'm a little disappointed with the recycled content.
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