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Decorating your home can be a fun experience. You can enhance its strengths, hide its weaknesses, and make it a reflection of yourself. Or you can put the toilet in the kitchen, transform the pool into a flower pot and call it a day. It's your choice. Just don't be surprised if photos of your chateau end up on the internet and people laugh their heads off.

The subreddit "Housing Manure" (sorry for butchering the name but I have to paraphrase) is a place where Redditors have been gathering to do just that. Sharing the worst design, construction, and living conditions, they've successfully proven time and time again that, for better or worse, human creativity knows no limits.

#1

Does This Count?

Does This Count?

Zombait Report

AmmoniteCat
Community Member
5 years ago (edited)

s**t

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    #2

    “Congrats To The Neighbor Below For The New Chandelier”

    “Congrats To The Neighbor Below For The New Chandelier”

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's one shallow subfloor.

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    #3

    Instant Insulation, Just Add Manual Labor

    Instant Insulation, Just Add Manual Labor

    Liraeyn Report

    BoredSomm
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, they didn't lie

    #4

    This Is Abysmal

    This Is Abysmal

    I_Am_None_Ya Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Cousin It, are you ok?

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    #5

    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Call Doctor Strange. The time-space continuum is collapsing!

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    #6

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Making use of available space,just be sure to back in.

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    #7

    My Eyes Hurt

    My Eyes Hurt

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sorry but the market isn't mature yet for a stained kitchen which would never look clean

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    #8

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

    I_Am_None_Ya Report

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks safe to me

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    #9

    This Is A Terrible Idea

    This Is A Terrible Idea

    I_Am_None_Ya Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't they mean a shocking idea?

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    #10

    Pleather Cabinets

    Pleather Cabinets

    yolojolo Report

    kaylynn L
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Even the oven looks shocked!

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    #11

    This Apartment Design

    This Apartment Design

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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    #12

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Welcome to Brazilian engineering. Rules: There are no rules.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A ladder would be physically easier to climb than that jaggedy excuse for a staircase!

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    #13

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

    I_Am_None_Ya Report

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just why?

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    #14

    This Carpeted Bathroom

    This Carpeted Bathroom

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mildew problem, what mildew problem?

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    #15

    Think This Belongs Here

    Think This Belongs Here

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The name of the street is "Optimism" or something like this. They are really optimistic: "We fix it! Nothing can go wrong now!".

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    #16

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I thought it was a mirror at first!

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    #17

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Cook -> Eat -> Poop (and you don't even have to leave the room!)

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    #18

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It looks like they've fitted a raised floor to sink the bath into, for that special garden pond feeling?

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    #19

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

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    Couch potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Welp, you wouldn't wanna be drunk...

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    #20

    Load Bearing Glass

    Load Bearing Glass

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    Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like some of the Weasley kids have moved back home, and brought a bunch of grandchildren along...

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    #21

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's coming out of your cleaning deposit.

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    #22

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Isn´t that Ditta von Teeses house?

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    #23

    Horrible Fridge Placement

    Horrible Fridge Placement

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WTF?!!?

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    #24

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It doesn't seem like carpet though...

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    #25

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Shouldn't there be a failsafe mechanism in place?

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    #26

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

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    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This title made me laugh so hard.

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    #27

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    NO GOD NO

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    #28

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

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    Couch potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh god no

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    #29

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

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    Samantha Alten
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When I was younger, I used to call any door that was inaccessible for some reason (distance in this case but also size) "Coraline Closets" because of the movie. Lol this post just made me remember that after so many years

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    #30

    Textured Ceilings

    Textured Ceilings

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Too lazy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Eww

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    #31

    Effective Multitasking Space

    Effective Multitasking Space

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    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wonder if the photo is taken from bed that is also in the same room...

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    #32

    At Least Water Will Run Away

    At Least Water Will Run Away

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Avocadorable
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least the car will slide away! :)

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    #33

    Don’t Mind The Curb

    Don’t Mind The Curb

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Garage for humans?

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    #34

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's honestly creepy, like it's a literal dead end.

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    #35

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You can also use the toilet simultaneously - it looks like there's room enough for two!

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    #36

    So Many Questions

    So Many Questions

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In the era of covid, not so crazy.

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    #37

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

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    Bilja M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How do you get out of it?

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    #38

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Members of the cabinet met today...

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    #39

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This person did not know how gravity works.

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    #40

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    third molar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Early morning problems;)

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    #41

    Nice Tree

    Nice Tree

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That is usually where the body is buried

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    #42

    Saving Space

    Saving Space

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would hate to see this in spin cycle

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    #43

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

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    Shona
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    imagine being drunk and trying to go downstairs!!!

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    #44

    Lamp

    Lamp

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's really cool though.

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    #45

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

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    NsG
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone didnt notice the crease in the mapped plans....

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    #46

    Boots On The Ground

    Boots On The Ground

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OnE oF A KInD!?!?

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    #47

    Comes With An Atrium

    Comes With An Atrium

    frank_-_horrigan Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did... someone get sick of paying for the indoor pool?

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    #48

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

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    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WHY? HOW?

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    #49

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    For all those doorway gunfights?

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    #50

    What Ever The Hell This Is

    What Ever The Hell This Is

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This seems as an okay way to save some space

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