‘Cringetopia’: 50 Posts To Help You Discover New Levels Of Cringe (Best Of All Time)

There are sadly serious ethical issues involved with the practice of adoption, especially from developing countries. Luckily, the difference of skin colour between parents and children isn't one of them.

I'd rather have a partner who is generous, earns a steady income, who's concerned about my well-being and at the same time challenges me to become a better me, than some hot guy who only cares about his looks and popularity. Not that all hot guys are that way, but: looks does not the man make. Attitude does.

so marry your stalker that don't accept your borders? Sound like a happy marriage 🙄🙄

Not only that, the Japanese government made a statement that the man is a revered master and a honored friend of Japan for keeping ancient musical traditions alive. Also of note: Not only was the game and western developer praised by the Japanese for being a great representation of the actual Island and culture, the developers were made honorary ambassadors for setting up a donation drive to repair the islands historical locations after a big storm damaged the island.

Some people just take things too far. If someone holds a door open for you just say thank you. It honestly doesn't matter if it's male or female because it's good manners. Getting in a s**t about it is bad manners

I'm Spanish, Spanish is my native language and and very white. And also, there're lots of very white people in Latinoamerica.

He's not wrong...

I'm assuming this whole post is BS just to get a reaction from people.

Popo means "butt" in German - just saying.

Huh... my mortgage is $700

Can confirm that period pain is worse, and I'm clumsy AF and have rolled my ankles a lot (even tore a ligament doing so)

Somehow in my mind Satan, Santa, Satin are all mixed up together. And now that we're throwing tornadoes into the mix, I have a very distressing image of flying reindeer in there too.

To be fair, a dress that manages to almost reveal the capillaries, and magically perky booobs; a woman sculptor wouldn't have been my first guess either.

Now I really want to hear her piano cover.

It’s rape

My tale would be "mate, kindly p×ss off I'm having some quality alone time. Now away."

Haha, something like that could easily happen to me. Sometimes I get all excited about hearing a cat in the street, and then I turn around and see a small child.

This man needs to go back and read her original statement. 🤣

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She needs to change her name to Money Grubbing Wh*re.

Who believes this person still has there v-card?

and STILL people wonder why I love dogs so much

What will happen if they find out about Montenegro?

Evolution noticed those bits of skin were almost always out of the sun and decided to call it an day when applying the melanin.

Morons

I'm convinced that not a single woman alive finds that cringey role play s**t a turn-on.

Am I right in saying the internship was subsequently rescinded as a result?

Oh damn! English is not my first language and maybe I'm missing something... but I'm assuming it was "puberty"?

The last person is the only sane one in the picture

Every Thai Massage salon in the town I live in here in Germany has a sign saying "no erotic" due to this.

🙈

If your blind date brings 23 people with them - why would you even sit down to eat? I'd leave before the meal was ordered.

And then BP posts him here also? 🤷‍♂️

Dear Men: Women do not want your attention. Dear Women: Men do not want your attention.

My guy, that is literally Cole Sprouse

Girls can any man, pretty much. men have trouble....

Well ---- after all, you were on the floor of a train snapping pictures.

Nice ds though

The next text will purportedly be from the "coroner"

You either pay us or the hospital! Your choice :) /j (hope that's the right tag, still learning)

Ah yes, the single most important woman on the earth.

I got criticism once for choosing Who/What? as my preferred pronouns. The person who asked me failed to specify gender pronouns and was genuinely stunned to discover that other pronouns exist in the English language... 🤣🤣🤣

Wonder if it's legal to put in your menu influencers asking for discounts must pay triple the posted prices and 25% automatic tip.

No, pretty sure this was"the girl with no brain"

And tyrannosauruses ate grass. Wait, guess they don't believe in dinosaurs either...

As a con goer. Please take this advice. You know who you are.

When I shaved my hair everyone at my school asked me if it was : cancer, military, my parents forcing me... In their narrow minded heads it just couldn't have been by choice. (I precise that I was in a small countryside school and was previously in an art school so the difference between me and my classmates was WILD)

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I swear I just wanna slap up on the underside of her chin and make her bite her tongue.

More embarrassing than having your assets frozen and being sued by the uk dept of health? Bet she wish it was

Why date somebody if you don’t trust them not to cheat? Or if you feel so insecure that friends can’t wear makeup around them?

Better get tested for some other things too if that is the way you handle all your interactions.

Also she thinks earth is flat? Seek scientific help!

????? 🙀

"Excuse me, Mr. Waiter, sir? Will you please escort this woman out and bring me some pie?"

Do those last 3 lines make no sense, or am I having a stroke?

Flags don't get much redder than this

Ok let me explain, see … it’s … way back when …. ahhh why bother??

I keep reading the right hand side text in the voice of the two WW2 RAF pilots from the "Armstrong and Miller Show"

How dare he care about his life? It's not like he has only one - oh wait.....