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MantisKeeper • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Art & Design, Curiosities

I Needed A Way To Cope With The Year Of 2020 So I Started Creating These Creepy Illustrations (30 Pics)

MantisKeeper • commented on 9 posts 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night? (Closed)

i've done basically the same thing multiple times

33 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country

hence the sleeping pods seen above

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night? (Closed)

i've done basically the same thing multiple times

33 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country

hence the sleeping pods seen above

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

it's the name of a kid in a story

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

but there can be terrible mistranslations in google translate, and wikipedia can be edited by anyone, so there could be untrustworthy info there

50 Hilarious Photos That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting (New Pics)

when i was little i put the pc's charger into a glass of water to try and "download" it

People Are Cracking Up At The 26 Spot-On Reviews This Person Has Given

especially because they can genetically modify themselves to become even more intelligent.

24 Times Pixar Movies Were Scientifically, Historically, And Culturally Accurate

wrong. they have an eardrum, called a tympanum, in their abdomen. sorry for being a corrector, but literally just learned this in my biology class.

I Illustrate My Experience As A Modern-Day Parent In 30 Comics With A Feline Twist (New Pics)

no he wants hogwarts, and he wants a bulldozer to destroy a house

I Illustrate My Experience As A Modern-Day Parent In 30 Comics With A Feline Twist (New Pics)

i dont see it

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MantisKeeper • upvoted 10 items 4 years ago

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

The original photograph from the Tumblr had it blurred, whereas the second photo is from another source. We have added a note to clarify this in the article.

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

They blur little josh's face then they don't?

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

The original photograph from the Tumblr had it blurred, whereas the second photo is from another source. We have added a note to clarify this in the article.

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

They blur little josh's face then they don't?

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

It's a little sad.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

If you find a cat on the street you should most definitely go get it vaccinated .. both cats and dogs are expensive.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

Because cats are better when it comes to hiding the body.

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

Well, it's SNL

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

if you can't find it, it's on the left side of the tube-wall-thing.

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MantisKeeper • commented on 13 posts 5 years ago

Turns Out, There's A "You Had To Be There" Trend On Twitter And Here Are 75 Of The Best Tweets About It

my personal fave is the gba sp, but everyone has different tastes. im just more retro

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

but almost all fish eat other fish (except small ones), so i wouldn't be to worried about them.

Turns Out, There's A "You Had To Be There" Trend On Twitter And Here Are 75 Of The Best Tweets About It

my personal fave is the gba sp, but everyone has different tastes. im just more retro

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

but almost all fish eat other fish (except small ones), so i wouldn't be to worried about them.

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

not necessarily. we make our own.

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

betta is the alpha

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

maybe guidance?

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

just eat him, fools!

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

well this was what he always intended to do...

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

basically a land alligator snapping turtle

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

what is it ( i dont have a qr scanner)

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

tiktaalik? is that you?

What If Pokémon Were Real

but it's main design sources were a squirrel and a kind of desert, so it should be neither... it's the desert squirrel pokemon!

Sand Cats: Where The Adults Are Kittens And The Kittens Are Also Kittens

no. they hunt and eat adders and other poisonous snakes for breakfast. much to feral to be tamed.

Sand Cats: Where The Adults Are Kittens And The Kittens Are Also Kittens

don't forget that they are pound for pound one of the most ferocious creatures out there, and have been known to drink their prey's blood when all other sources of liquid are lost; they also enjoy hunting adders.

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MantisKeeper • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

Yes, but let them have their fun ;)

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

LOL, please don't ever visit a planned parenthood clinic... I think you misunderstand some fundamentals of how it works.

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

Yes, but let them have their fun ;)

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

LOL, please don't ever visit a planned parenthood clinic... I think you misunderstand some fundamentals of how it works.

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

its a heyena right?

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

I know it's meant as a joke, but hyenas actually DO belong in the same group as cats, called Feliformia.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

You get a glass jar. Push the jar over the spider, as soon as the spider is in the jar, you put the lid on. Works every time. Spider will not "back out" as the glass is clear. If it does you just push it back in with the lid. Screw the lid on, find some place, put the jar on the ground in a place with rotted wood and "hiding places" take off the lid and leave.

30 Photos That Reveal The Tricks That Filmmakers Used In Their Movies

It was even Brando's own idea. When he was auditioning he stuffed cotton balls in his mouth to give himself the look of a bulldog.

30 Funny And Awkward Pics Of Kids Posing With Superheroes And Popular Characters In The '70s And '80s

Do you mean for a Sith Lord?

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MantisKeeper • submitted a new post 5 years ago

What Is The Most Amazing Animal You Know?

MantisKeeper • submitted 10 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Kids' Toy You Have Ever Seen? (Closed)

What’s The Lowest Grade You've Ever Had And Why? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Paranormal Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing You Thought Or Believed As A Kid? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Phobia? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Never Fails To Make You Smile? (Ended)

What Is The Best Book You’ve Ever Read? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Random Fact? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Reason You Got Grounded For? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had? (Ended)

MantisKeeper • commented on 9 posts 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night? (Closed)

i've done basically the same thing multiple times

33 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country

hence the sleeping pods seen above

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

it's the name of a kid in a story

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

but there can be terrible mistranslations in google translate, and wikipedia can be edited by anyone, so there could be untrustworthy info there

50 Hilarious Photos That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting (New Pics)

when i was little i put the pc's charger into a glass of water to try and "download" it

People Are Cracking Up At The 26 Spot-On Reviews This Person Has Given

especially because they can genetically modify themselves to become even more intelligent.

24 Times Pixar Movies Were Scientifically, Historically, And Culturally Accurate

wrong. they have an eardrum, called a tympanum, in their abdomen. sorry for being a corrector, but literally just learned this in my biology class.

I Illustrate My Experience As A Modern-Day Parent In 30 Comics With A Feline Twist (New Pics)

no he wants hogwarts, and he wants a bulldozer to destroy a house

I Illustrate My Experience As A Modern-Day Parent In 30 Comics With A Feline Twist (New Pics)

i dont see it

MantisKeeper • commented on 11 posts 5 years ago

Turns Out, There's A "You Had To Be There" Trend On Twitter And Here Are 75 Of The Best Tweets About It

my personal fave is the gba sp, but everyone has different tastes. im just more retro

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

but almost all fish eat other fish (except small ones), so i wouldn't be to worried about them.

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

not necessarily. we make our own.

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

betta is the alpha

30 "Politically Incorrect, Bold, And Sometimes Over The Line" Comics From Sappy Dayz

maybe guidance?

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

just eat him, fools!

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

well this was what he always intended to do...

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

basically a land alligator snapping turtle

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

what is it ( i dont have a qr scanner)

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

tiktaalik? is that you?

What If Pokémon Were Real

but it's main design sources were a squirrel and a kind of desert, so it should be neither... it's the desert squirrel pokemon!

MantisKeeper • upvoted 13 items 4 years ago

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

They blur little josh's face then they don't?

Dozens Of People Named Josh Join Friendly Battle For Naming Rights, Tumblr User Recaps It

The original photograph from the Tumblr had it blurred, whereas the second photo is from another source. We have added a note to clarify this in the article.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

It's a little sad.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

If you find a cat on the street you should most definitely go get it vaccinated .. both cats and dogs are expensive.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

Because cats are better when it comes to hiding the body.

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

if you can't find it, it's on the left side of the tube-wall-thing.

People Are Sharing Images Of 'Futuristic' Movie Props That Are Just Regular Items, And It Destroys The Illusion Of Fantasy (30 Pics)

Well, it's SNL

50 Hilarious Photos That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting (New Pics)

Thanos: The Beginning

50 Hilarious Photos That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting (New Pics)

People Are Cracking Up At The 26 Spot-On Reviews This Person Has Given

They're related.

30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces

Those fingernails are foul.

30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces

well... Panda Kicki just said she does it to help out newborn kittens with an extra feeding. Beyond that... I don't really want to know.

I Illustrate My Experience As A Mom Of Two Boys In 25 Comics With A Feline Twist (New Pics)

kidz bop sucks...

MantisKeeper • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago

Australia Is The Land Of ‘Nope’, And These 75 Pictures Prove It

The title of this image is completely wrong. This was Brutus the crocodile eating a juvenile bull shark in Adelaide river, Kakadu National part NT.

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

LOL, please don't ever visit a planned parenthood clinic... I think you misunderstand some fundamentals of how it works.

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

Yes, but let them have their fun ;)

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

its a heyena right?

50 Posts That Go From 'Innocent' To 'Not Anymore' Pretty Fast

I know it's meant as a joke, but hyenas actually DO belong in the same group as cats, called Feliformia.

What If Pokémon Were Real

Looks exactly like the one in Detective Pikachu. Foreshadowing?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

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