81 Of The Most Australian Tweets We Had The Pleasure To Read

Little known fact, the bitey deathmaker 3000 are actually highly skilled and very coordinated dancers

I set Siri at last to Australian and FINALLY it understands what I am saying (Aussie abroad).

I mean, it's technically pretty accurate

White Pointers = light-skinned tourists gesturing at things they want their tourist friends to look at.

Can someone Australian translate Drongo for me please?

Sounds like a perfectly valid reason.

15 on a good day

B-but theyre hungy

I DONT KNOW WHO YOUR KIDDING AMERICANS TALK LIKE THIS (ADD A JESUS CHRIST FOR ADDED EFFECT)

And you keep a firm grip on its private bits to keep it docile.

It looks like electronic configurations of chemistry 1s2 1p2 2p2 and stuff

"Just give me some more glasses, now."

Cause then u can look at spider from BEHIND a glass lol

Nothing is more Australian than taking a byproduct from the beer brewing industry and repurposing it to be something to feed to your kids for breakfast. 😀👍 Edit: Thanks Tyke! There is also nothing more British than what I wrote above.

So am I 😂

This means: You're popular! Congrats! 🎉

That’s like- kind of cute though?

In the dictionary, this is the picture next to the word "mansplaining"

Pfffft yass need their queeeeenn

This can be read so many different ways!

Here's me, wondering what OAK milk tastes like... until I turn up my screen brightness and see pineapple hiding at the bottom 🤣

I didn't know household cleaner bottles could talk. Has he now changed his name to cif?

Cats make everything better

*Hands his mate a gigantic pitcher of beer*

Translation for the foreigners. Crack a tinny = open a can of beer.

My 8 yr old daughter says this. Fair dinkum mate

Nuclear bomb = deadly fire and heat from the sky. Australians: Meh…

May also suggest asking Father Christmas for a shift key.

*inflation occurs* ⚡️Breaking new, aussie goes on killing spree attacking delivery personel⚡️

Know where someone could buy one? Asking for, well me actually.

'Dingo Ate My Taco' is a better option. Trust me. Go try their birria.

It took me a moment to register that the picture on the left was from the show, and not actually him in his costume on a random beach on his day off

Is it not ****s?

You are hereby banned from Australia. That's a dad pun and a half.

Mooriloobah?

Get R E J E C T E D

At least he's centered in his own lane, that's better than most drivers worldwide

Nutbush City Limits 🪩🪩 great! Now this song is stuck in my head at midnight 😂🤐

Ok... what is a Tim Tam?

Last time I checked, half our country wasn't rioting due to people being murdered by our cops. And don't think we've forgotten when your cops shot one of ours just because she came up to your cop car.

This noble image should be on an Australian postage stamp. Or the flag.

Coz shoes are for work and it's hot

And they just keep making it worse!!

You're telling me, as hot as it is, it's not hot enough for your clothes to dry most of the year?

No, we think Australian culture is having a firm grip on a venemous snake with one hand, a large beer in the other hand, while riding on the back of a kangaroo jumping full tilt through a desert hot enough to melt steel.

Arvo is afternoon. Avo is avocado. Here's some more info if you like: https://www.vu.edu.au/sites/default/files/aussie-slang.pdf

Same for when you see people in “Transit Authority” gear.

Bah! Used to be chips and bread.

*jbhifi is Aussie Best Buy*

Blackbird meat by any chance?

Trying to explain to my American mom that No I can’t buy the ‘cute bungalow’ rental I’m in. It’s $1.6 million in a down market.

He should have offered to share with them.

Giraffe: munching on human metatarsal. Aussies: We told you everything was deadly here.”

Descended from British criminals and outcasts. They have culture. Right now i can only think of the word "salty". I need more adjectives please

in our school, we used to sing, "no hate no play no school today, pack your bags and go away."

1900s? /j

To understand some of these it helps to be born and raised in Oz.

Kind of sounds like another term for sticky situation. Like oh man I got into a real bondi cluster last night

hahaha

More "Mum's in the tuckshop, we get free stuff!"