"This land is cursed; the animals hop not run, birds run, not fly and the swans are black not white. This land is cursed and I'll have nothing more to do with it," wrote William Dampier, one of the first Europeans to ever explore the continent of Australia, back in 1688.
In case you didn't know, 26 January is the national day of Australia. And what could be a more beautiful way to celebrate the occasion than by honoring all the little things that make this country the beautiful, interesting and absolutely bizarre place that it is. With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of our favorite photos shared by people on the interwebs proving that Australia isn't just another country, but a whole different world. As per usual, don't forget to leave a comment here and there and vote for your favorite pics!
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Saw This On My Local Facebook Page
Not from Australia, but from the UK, and I remember when I was a kid my mother took me with her when she visited some friends of hers. They had a parrot, and naturally, young me was fascinated by the parrot. A while later we left to go home, and I told my mother very proudly "Gobshite!" which I had learned off the parrot. xD
I don't wanna know what the hell counts as legit profanity in Australia.
Good question. I live in Aus and and a lot of profanity is generally accepted (of course not by everyone).
Load More Replies...Australia has beautiful birds. Loud birds though. Every other Australian can agree that camping always has a chorus of CAWCAWCAWHJSTHBB in the morning
Especially the kookaburras. Always the kookaburras... :')
Load More Replies...This Interesting Plant Is Native To Australia
i thought it wasn't real. just looked a bit photoshopped maybe. nope. it's a real thing: green birdflower (Crotalaria cunninghamii).
Are there hummingbirds in Australia? The answer is no. So this is some artifact from perhaps an older time when there were? I don't know. I am loving how the plant evolved to make it look "too busy with feeders" so other birds (hummingbirds?) would stay away. Fascinating!
This Is How Much Food You Can Get For The Cost Of A Pack Of Cigarettes In Australia
As it should be, cigarettes need to be prohibitively expensive and the tax on them to treating smokers for both their addiction and the illnesses they cause.
@Maiun you should check the numbers though. Cynically: The cost of smokers' medical care is about average (similar to a pensioner's), illness appears on average around or after pension starts, and they die 20years earlier. Conclusion: They pay the same in taxes but cost 20y less of pension (and won't need retirement home care)... So they save the state money, as well as overpay in tax levies. Conclusion: I want NONE of my friends to smoke, all the rest please go ahead =).
Load More Replies...Cigarettes are actually quite cheap, it's the taxation that makes them so expensive. Obviously this is done to discourage people, especially poor people, from smoking. It has now reached the tipping point in price elasticity where we are seeing fake and smuggled goods replacing the genuine article. This is the point at which taxation should be (slightly) relaxed - fake cigarettes are even more unhealthy. We still have our hypocrisy about alcohol though. It's deemed acceptable despite being just as/more deadly than smoking. When I say this it usually provokes an angry response, this is because the view is so entrenched that most can't see alcohol for the dangerous drug it is..
I totally agree!! Alcohol is way more detrimental. I've never ruined my life on a cigarette, that's for sure.
Load More Replies...Yup, the price of smokes is staggering and whilst it is a deterrent for many people to not even start smoking, it doesn’t help people who are long time smokers. It is not easy to give up, I should know I quit about 3 years ago but tried MANY times before I was successful. My hubby is still a smoker (has tried quitting) and a pack of 30 cigarettes is approx $48.00 and that is for one of the cheaper brands.
Makes me feel really sad and a little sick, smoking is an addiction that is heavily supported by the Government for taxes, families do without because the addiction drives the budget. Particularly so in families on welfare payments. People can judge all they want but this is a fact that those on a low income are amongst the highest users of tobacco. Quitting isn't as easy as people think; it is compared with heroin addiction when attempting to quit. What is the solution; I am not sure but something has to be done.
The extra Taxes on tobacco are idiocy.If you want people to stop smoking, or at least the vast majority, simply make it a prohibited substance. Hiking up the prices isn't going to do much other that bilking the people who smoke. Its called an addiction for a reason. As a smoker, I know this to be true. Price isn't going to help me quit, no availability is.
what do you mean ban? so let's ban alcohol, sugar, coffee and etc. then? how did alcohol prohibition worked in USA?- poorly. taxing is proper way to discourage people not banning something. this is fact
Load More Replies...I see all the people with real intelligence get voted down, less people smoking, more cars on the road, 50 years ago everyone smoked, but very few cars, and very few cancers - think about it. now its 1 in 6 or less.
There are many many more toxic chemicals in cigarettes these days. To make them burn faster..to make them more addictive so you buy more. There's your cancers.
Load More Replies...Yeh... it's about taxes, not health! I'm in Australia and they're trying to ban vaping. You need a prescription from a dr to buy vape
A 6 Month Old Baby Kangaroo I Am Raising Is Very Impatient At Bottle Time....
We had two for a while, they were released once they were old enough and we let them go when they chose
LOVE! Tho... this may be far less cute and much more messy in a couple years.
Not really, they are actually pretty clean animals
Load More Replies...Too Hot For Jesus In Queensland!
Since you got a shitload of comments that suck let me just say, I thought the same thing
Load More Replies...Rainbow Wrasse Caught Off Christmas Island
An Emu Egg I Found A Few Years Back In Australia
The emu that will hatch will be even more beautiful :)
Load More Replies...It is lovely. However, I'm not sure why you decided picking it up was the right thing to do.
Stop touching animal eggs and put it back. Mother might reject it if it smells like human.
F a l s e, birds don’t have the greatest sense of smell, nor would they really care what the baby smells like.
Load More Replies...They're green. Dark green. Look remarkably like an avocado.
Load More Replies...Camping In Australia
We have heaps of Rainbow Lorikeets on our street, so pretty. Except when they eat all the nectarines from my tree lol.
If that was really it I would love to go camping there, but then there are snakes and spiders and God knows what and they all want to kill you...
Yeah-thats not really the problem-those things typically stay away. Its the ants you have to watch for..
Load More Replies...Yeah they have very big attitude for a little bird! Bossy and noisy!
Load More Replies...They’re such characters. They hop instead of walk and are scared of nothing. They carry on making such a racket and this morning, you’d think they were all fighting with the noise (they often wrestle, as do some of our other parrots) but nope, each one was eating flower nectar (in a large tree where I work). Dunno what they were going off at. All quiet once they had finished their drink.
"Just Pan Over To The Left Barry"
Ahaha...that's SO Australian...someone named Barry...cracks me up... /s
How much is this koala getting paid as a camera man? Just wondering.
Lizards In Australia
Good afternoon. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla?
K so going to need new stuff for my next house, he can have all of this one
This Accursed Land
Many didn't have a choice and came as prisoners from the UK
Load More Replies...Was always going to be colonised by someone (English, Dutch, French...). That's a fact.
Spencer Lake In Australia, Naturally Pink
Yes! The pink colour actually comes from an ALGEA that´s named Dunaliella salina. It´s a microscopic algea that is usually green, but when salinity goes up it becomes stressed and produces carotenoids (same stuff that makes carrots orange) as a way to protect itself. Look them up, they are actually really cute and have tiny "tails" that they use to swim around :) These are also the algea that make flamingos go pink. They get eaten by a tiny crustacean called Artemia salina, which in turn is eaten by the flamingo and TA-DA flamingo becomes fabulous! We also have a salt lagoon that turns pink close to my home (Galapagos Islands). When fresh water enters the lagoon, salinity goes down and the algea change their colour back to normal.
Load More Replies...Sadly It’s not pink at the moment and hasn’t been for quite a few years.
Load More Replies...Let them hear coz they will waste a trip since it hasn’t the lake hasn’t been pink in over a decade. Plus it can only really be seen by boat or plane as it is quite inaccessible to most people.
Load More Replies...He Came Down Through The Fireplace And Trashed The Place, Ate My Bananas And Jumped On Me At 2am
So do most chimneys here, but that's a brush tail, so if it wants in, its getting in. They ain't small, and when they are running around jumping rooftops at night they sound like elephants.
Load More Replies...Am i the only person who saw the cord and thought it was the tail until i saw the end of it 😅
I don't know too much about Australia's possums except that they are adorable and will steal all of your bananas.
They steal anything, really. Adorable but sharp-toothed and insatiable.
Load More Replies...Why does Australia get these cuties and North America gets devil rats? Ah. Yes. Forgot for a second that half your fauna is made of nightmares
Wave Rock, Australia
Finally my state is being advertised. Wave Rock is an amazing place to go, there is also another rock formation in the same area called the Hippos yawn, which is really cool.
Meanwhile In Australia
...You know Australia is going to be fun when it has drunk cockatoos
image it pooping out human turds, just a log falling on ur head or car. lol
Load More Replies...It happens more often than you think, usually from them eating fermented fruit.
Load More Replies...It’s So Bloody Hot Here In Australia At The Moment, And I Wondered Why Birds Weren’t Using Our Bird Bath
Still A Better Receptionist Than The One We Had On Check In
I would totally stay there. Even if it meant sitting in the lobby the whole time because the kangaroo couldn't work the keyboard.
Why is that there? Plastic bags are bad for the environment, you know!
It looks like some kind of very large sea shell, maybe for a conch? Or it could very well be a plastic bag, what do I know?
Load More Replies...Finally, Something In Australia That Doesn't Want To Kill Me. Banana For Scale
I was just thinking the poor little fella's been spooked!
Load More Replies...You Know You're In Australia When Frogs Eat Snakes
You know, Trevor could have just wolfed down Nagini.
Would that have destroyed the horcrux, though..? :)
Load More Replies...Green Tree Frog, they're quite nice actually.
Load More Replies...Sexy Calendars In Australia
wow. it is clear that the kangaroo is THE most beautiful out of everyone. periodt.
My collegue bought the Australian Firefighters calendar for our office... We're missing out allot during lockdown :(
Im Stuck In Europe Because Of Covid And Then My Family Took This Photo And Sent It From Their Camping Trip At Skenes Creek Victoria... Ok, Now I’m Really Homesick
They get koalas when camping, we get raccoons. Are the koalas as bold and audacious as raccoons?
And raccoons are anything but lazy. People feed them here in Toronto sometimes, which is a really bad idea. They are certainly cute, and if one is in distress, definitely call animal services so it can get some help, but for the love of god, stop feeding the damn raccoons. Apparently they have started getting super aggressive here because all of the restaurants are shut down and they don't have the same access to food scraps. But that doesn't mean you should feed them. It means the opposite.
Load More Replies...No they aren’t. They are usually shy and stay in trees but they can also be cranky. They have a kind of growl to tell you to back off and they can scratch and bite. But it is not that common. Koalas are pretty lazy.
Load More Replies...Don’t know if that’s a joke or not but the chlamydia the koalas have is not transmissible to humans.
Load More Replies...Two Extremely Cute And Endangered Barking Geckos Waring Up On My Hand On A Cold Morning In Western Australia. These Are The Only 2 I've Ever Come Across So Was Pretty Awesome
Because of course Oz can't have just run-of-the-mill geckos - they're *barking* geckos. I want one immediately.
In Thailand and around that area the walls and ceilings are covered in barking geckos at night in the summer.
Load More Replies...Since these guys, according to Google. I thought they looked like they were wearing corsets
Load More Replies...I'm guessing no and that's why they're endangered ;)
Load More Replies...Honey, There Is A Kid On Our Bug...
...I'm just going to move to the other side of the Earth. Dont mind me. \("" ̄▽ ̄)/
I believe that it is a Goliath (aptly named) stick insect.
Load More Replies...What a big beautiful stick insect she is! 😍 I'm a kid who grew up in rural QLD, I remember when I was six I went to Sydney to visit family and my parents took me to one the city's museums. They had a tank full of stick insects and you could hold them, I was the only kid who would hold one, all the other kids there screamed and ran away. I have a great photo of me with a huge smile on my face holding a Sticky as big as this. How all these city slickers are scared of harmless bugs like these guys is beyond me.
I think it's just the size that freaks people out. They are indeed beautiful. The kid doesn't seem too bothered - there was time for a photo!
Load More Replies...Coz it is a wonderful place to live and anyway this stick insect is harmless.
Load More Replies...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONNONOOOOOO. okay... now that we know how LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN feel abt this situation....
Don't Expect Thanks From Loretta If You Find Her
As An American, You Guys Are Kinda Weird
No, a sausage, the difference is it's made out of real meat.
Load More Replies...Where's my democracy sausage we really need to step it up. Compulsory voting is awesome too.
No. It's a choice. Because people are free to not vote. Trumpacists are not only free, but invited not to.
Load More Replies...Because...capitalism, or something? Idk, other than I am jealous.
Load More Replies...Democracy Sossos for the win!! Also the cake stall with at least one offering of teeth cracking toffee in the paper with 100s & 1000s, butterfly cakes and fairy bread. Gotta love election days
Sausage, fried with a single slice of white bread wrapped around it. With your choice of dead horse (tomato sauce) or BBQ sauce. Voting is compulsory in Australia and polling places are usually the local school (on a Saturday), so the schools parents' groups have a sausage sizzle to raise money. So, you go to vote and then have a snag (sausage). Costs you two dollars. They are called democracy sausages. Similar thing happens outside Bunnings (Home Depot to Americans) every Saturday. Local government here in Canberra tried to ban them because the people serving them are not trained Cert IV licenced food handlers yada yada and f**k me, there was nearly a riot.
This Tree In The Daintree Rainforest (Queensland, Australia)
COnsidering it's Australia - it's probably poisonous 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...This isn't a tree rather it's a strangler fig. The fig is a vine that can grow to substantial size. It grows up and around the tree. Eventually it kills the tree because the tree cannot grow outward any longer, hence the strangler name. The original tree inside will die and rot leaving the columnar remains of the strangler fig. Do an image search for it and you'll see how they grow.
I love this! Take a look at old big buildings, like railway stations built between 1870's and about 1920's ... the resemblence isn't on purpose, but serves the same purpose - make the most out of a given amount of material. The trees tend to build up triangular connections, just as anyone in their right mind when developing a similar structure of artificial origin. Stabwerkbauweise also sounds pretty cool in german ... cos it it, of course...
good question. hopefully none. really probably about one or two.
Load More Replies...After all the previous photos now I'm just wondering what's lurking inside of it lol
Flushed All The Cane Toads Out Of My Brothers Dam. Some Of Them Took The Easy Way Out - Hitching A Ride On The Back Of A 3.5m Python
the little frog on the right is like, "mum, that train is SO lit! can we ask this snake for a ride? what?! is not dangerous!! look, my friends are on there, oh mum please let me try this train!"
This sums up Australia very well! Toads hitching a lift on a snake while no one really pays attention to the toady 3some going on!
Judging by the pair on the right I conclude that it's a specific sesson and these toads are seeking a ride of a different sort!
An Emu Just Cruising Around My Rural Towns Little Airport
Oh great. Now I have their damn jingle on my brain. Full ear worm.
Load More Replies...Waiting for his flight? (It'll be a long wait - evolution very slow.)
no, no u don't. the aussies had a whole war against those guys, you don't want to mess with them.
Load More Replies...Emu: "Yeah yeah, cue the bloody jokes. Yes, I'm a f***ing bird. No, I can't f***ing fly- just like you asshole! Bangkok here I come!!"
Selling Point For Aussie School
The teachers are drunk, gangs of knife-wielding kangaroos roam the corridors, every nook and cranny is infested with venomous wildlife...but WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING
I was about to say they spelled enroll wrong but then I remembered this is in Australia. (I'm American so I spell it Enroll)
Stafford is in Queensland and our climate is similar to Florida (Humid and hot) Aircon is relatively new to schools in QLD. Wish we had them when I was a kid!
Yep- most still aren’t air conditioned. The kids would have classes on the floor in the hallways as the rooms were north facing. They’d be made to sit on hot bitumen in the sun for assemblies sometimes, after having removed all of the bushes around the quadrangle because they were infested with the world’s second most venomous snakes.
This Roo In A River
never swim with a kangaroo they will take you to water and as soon as you get in they try to drown you they do this to dingos dog and WILL do it to you
My Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Been Helping At His Parents’ Farm In Kingaroy, Queensland. He Took This Shot When The Sheep Came Up To Say G’day
Love it, I would have all my dogs and cats there with them as well.
Load More Replies...Anybody who's seen Black Sheep is terrified. And yes, I know that was New Zealand, not Australia.
In Australia, This Is Why We Check Our Shoes
Yeah, we don't want to disturb the possibly venomous snake that's taking a nap in there. They can keep the sneaker.
It's really not that bad here. Things like this will be either very rare or common to the area, and you know what to be cautious about. Like these guys - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/funnel-web-spider-australia-bonanza-experts-warn-conditions-ripe-activity-today-2020-01-22/ - you only find them in certain areas (tropical rainforests) and so you learn in those areas to check your shoes and to look out for their webs (very distinctive). Apart from that you'll not really know of them. Probably be more concerned with ticks and politicians.
Load More Replies...When my Daddy was in the Navy, he said you could tell the Texas boys from the rest of the crew, because even when they'd been at sea for months, they'd check their shoes.
I know right, most of us Aussies know not to leave shoes outside and not just because of snakes but also because of red back spiders.
Load More Replies...I check my shoes anyway and I live in England.
Wedlock e to Australia, where literally everything can kill you! Including your shoes!
Summer In Australia
If you're talking about the heat on the springs burning the kids, just go play when it's early or late. If you're talking about the springs themselves being painful to hit and such, it's really not that hard to avoid them. Just don't start doing flips or being hypo.
Load More Replies...Love summer in Australia even though it's stinking hot and the grass is dead dry <3
Typical Road-Side Ditch In Australia
This photo sums up how I, a Canadian, picture Australia... Maybe add a highly venomous snake and a deadly spider for extra 'Oz'
Worth it. totally worth it. (Just check the shoes and sleeping-bags before stepping in and never-ever swim in a billabong and you'll be fine)
Load More Replies...Is that a f*****g shark ON THE SUDE OF THE DAMN ROAD getting eaten by an alligator?! Oh hell no!
Also it's a saltwater crocodile, there are no alligators outside captivity in Australia.
Load More Replies...Australia. Where Even The Hail Can Kill You
I skim hailstones across the road when its hailing :)
Load More Replies...Happens in Texas all the time. I still can't believe how many morons with garages park on the street.
It is. We left our outdoor glass table outside in a storm and it got smashed by hail this size
Load More Replies...Rose-Breasted Cockatoo, Aka Pink And Grey Galah
Pretty Polly makes an awful screech at 5 in the morning!
Load More Replies...When I lived in Australia we found a tame one of these. My dad brought her home and we kept her. Then she started swearing and quoting lines from the Exorcist (The 'Your mother sucks c***s in hell! ones) and biting my sisters feet. When we left Australia to move back to the UK (I've never forgiven my parents for this) we rehomed her to a couple nearby who were devout Jehovah's Witnesses and my mum categorically lied when they asked her if the bird could swear.
I'm sure they taught him to quote scriptures really quick.
Load More Replies...especially at 5 in the morning while were all trying to sleep
Load More Replies...Me too 🙂 There is a flock of them that live in my area, the suburbs of Melbourne
Load More Replies...In Australia, gallah is used as slang to call someone silly/a fool/stupid eg. ‘you’re such a bloody gallah’ means ‘you’re such a bloody fool’ My favourite thing about being Aussie is teaching foreigners our slang 🤣
March Of The Hairy Caterpillars
That made me laugh so hard (lack of sleep for me lol )
Load More Replies...We have those in Germany/Europe too and you run if you see those! Than call the fire departement so it could deal with those (sometimes by burning the oaks they live in).
That’s A Blue Ring Octopus, Whose Venom Can Result In Death Within Minutes
A good question - the bright yellow colour and the blue rings aren't usually visible unless it feels frightened or threatened. It's a 'leave me alone or I will poison you' warnng. The octopus is yellow and the rings are visible here, that poor octopus is terrified and about to sting them.
Load More Replies...the person holding it IS AUSTRALIAN, what did you expect...
Load More Replies...Such an idiotic thing to do. Don’t touch them let alone hold them. Especially when their colours are so vibrant, that means it is pissed off and you should leave it the f**k alone.
Australian Moth
That is a Creatonotos gangis moth. Those terrifying looking tentacles coming out of his butt are coremata and release phenomes to attract the ladies.
These are Creatonotos gangis moths and this one is inflating his scent gland to attract females. The hairs are to wave the smell around haha. Also not specific to Australia, I think mostly Southeast Asia and parts of Australia. Even after knowing what it is, still one ugly m**********r...
I thought about this, and then I decided it's probably best if I don't know.
Load More Replies...There is no way in the deepest depths of hell could you ever convince me that that thing is a moth
I have a friend who is ridiculously scared of moths, it’s stupid... this would give her a heart attack... sending now lol
Hahaha her response was “F*CK OOOOOFFFFFF 😫😫😫😫😫” not even a kiss at the end! Brilliant made me day! Also lead to a fun convo with my other half... considering I’m pretty much a shut in now it was nice not to be boring for a change! I appreciate this post more than the postee can know ❤️
Load More Replies...Especially the male of the species with its inflated, pheromone-producing tentacles out?
Load More Replies...I think I’ll stick to the cute, furry moths that don’t look like a Lovecraftian monster
Shopping, Australian Style
I believe thongs are slippers right? Here thongs are underwear... which would be a weird warning, haha.
What's going on with the commenting. I replied to one comment and my reply showed up under like 6 other comments....
A Seal Chilling Outside Sydney Opera House
I grew up in a coastal town, and it was quite common to find seals sleeping in strange places.
Careful, a group of em killed bin laden.
Load More Replies...This one isnt that different from where i live, sometimes in the summer you can find seals all down in the bay and lounging near the docks
Beutiful. Nature just take all our property away now and always and make it a nice and safe place to live in again
Maybe I’ll Just Hold On
Caleb, I don't think your ass should be your top concern, if I may presume your gender from your name.
Load More Replies...BROO I SAW A VIDEO WHERE A SNAKE WAS CAUGHT IN A TOILET AND NOW EVERYDAY I FEEL TERRIFIED TO GO TAKE A S**T!!!
Good luck with that. There'll likely be more out there, along with bugs and spiders and such. ;)
Load More Replies...Well the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets was in a bathroom
Wonder how many visitors end up in the hospital after refusing to go potty?
I See Your Possum Outside Your Window And Raise You Our Break And Enter Culprit Last Night
If you mean opossums, entirely different animal. https://www.bobinoz.com/blog/4013/possums-and-opossums-australia-and-america-all-explained/
Load More Replies...SO what I'm understanding is if you live in Australia, don't bring bananas in the house unless you want visitors at all hours
Someone help me out - is that a sugar glider? Whatever it is, it looks like a chinchilla and an opossum had a child. Total cuteness. It can have all the bananas it wants.
We have a possum that gets under our house and under the tub. When I relax in the bath I hear it scratching around like it on the underside inside of the tub.
They Did Not Find The $1.47 A Litre Emusing
It's not these birds that will hurt you, they will move away more often than not, It is the bigger more solid ones who have the big blue projectile on their heads who are the killers.
Not really but I still wouldn’t approach one. There have only been 2 recorded emu attacks.
Load More Replies...There was an weird emu war at some point and... The emus won
Kangaroos: F’ing Up Your Cars Since 1901
Lost count how many tourists I told not to drive after dark in the outback. Kangaroos love sitting on the warm bitumen at night. And are dumb as a thick plank.
Yeah cause who would believe you, especially us dumb Americans LOL
Load More Replies...The graphic looks like it ought to be accompanied by a sign that says "Kangaroo Towing Service Area".
A few years ago we were in the bush driving to a nice holiday cabin, when a massive kangaroo decided to run into us! Hit our car and ran away safely. In the morning woke up with a massive kangaroo tail dent in the side of the car
ahaha that sign is a good dusk till dawn refference
Load More Replies...What Ever Your View On Today Respect Your Neighbours
Is this a good place for a 'draw me like one of your French girls' comment?
Quick question: are kangaroos as common in Australia as common as deer in the Midwestern United States?
Yeah well, maybe that's a good thing...just sayin!
Load More Replies...Jesus Sydney Take A Chill Pill
Oh god that must be a pain in the a** to figure out where ur going
Felt A Tickle On My Leg, Australia
40 Degrees Up North Vic Today. Had A Little Visitor Come And Smack The Door With His Tail Before Taking A Dip In Our Pond
It's not a tegu, they're native to America. It's a monitor lizard, native to Australia
Load More Replies...New Coat Of Arms For Australia?
The white bird on the left is colloquially referred to as a "Bin Chicken". Due to then eating out public trashcans. So of like the Aussie version of the American Trash Panda.
Ooh! I’m totally gonna draw this as a coat of arms. I’ll post it here when I’m done!
Here it is! It was super fun to draw and I learned some cool stuff about Australia, like the motto and national colors! Don’t mind the deleted comment, I accidentally deleted part of the image ID while editing. 04FB34F7-6...f-jpeg.jpg
Is there anything more Australian than a Scrub Turkey fighting a Bin Chicken?!?!?
Eastern States Are A Bit Warm. My Motorbike Stand Was Sinking In The Asphalt
It's really painful when you run on it when it's melting
Load More Replies...Used to have that problem when I lived in southern USA - I kept a flattened tin can in my bike bag to put under the kick stand on hot days. And my girlfriend at the time learned why she shouldn't wear shorts when hopping on to the black bike seat, I swear she levitated when she hopped back off.
Not only the south. Had that problem in North Illinois (almost WI) just last summer
Load More Replies...I was on the back of a motorcycle one time that did this, damm near broke my leg jumping off
One word: plywood. It also happens in the summer here in southern Ontario
Picture Of A Termite Mound In The Northern Territory Of Australia, Termites Build The Tallest Structures Out Of Any Of The Creatures On Earth
y is she touching ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i need a trip to mars can anyone carpool mabe?
“ Termites Build The Tallest Structures Out Of Any Of The Creatures On Earth” Lol What about humans? We’re not “creatures on earth”.
Um, no. Humans build the tallest structures out of any of the creatures on earth. We are creatures too.
A Massive Earthworm Found In Queensland, Australia
I have discovered that I can run much faster than I thought.
IT'S EARTHWORM SALLY! CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI!
Load More Replies...My Mate Named Him Swoop Dogg - What's Your Best Name For An Angry Magpie?
that's my name that i came up with that also happens to be my reaction to this photo
Load More Replies...How much money was he paid or alcohol did he drink to be made to stand there
My BBQ Is Nearly 70°c. It's Not Turned On
Its hotter than Hades-I have a photo outside my backdoor of the thermometer reader 51' which is 123.8 IN THE SHADE....
Bizarre Scale-Less Blackfish With Fangs Found In Australia
A Bizarre Scale-Less Blackfish thing With Fangs that is Found In Australia
Load More Replies...The Two Standard Price Options To Ship Anything To Australia
Can't afford to smoke, can't get fast delivery, lockdown has to really suck there
Weird Critter From Australia. Hairy Backed Pie Beetle (Helia Perforata)
unrelated: has anyone ever wanted to pet a bee? they're so fuzzy i wanna pet one
When I was a kid I would sometimes pet bumblebees. On cool day, or when grandma was burning trash, the smoke and/or the cool makes them sluggish. Coax one onto a finger andVery gently scratch it's head with my fingernail. Occasionally one would lean into it. I still do this when I can find one. They like to bore into wood, and don't live in colonies, you can find directions for borer bee houses online
Load More Replies...It looks like one of those combs that you can flip inside out if anyone knows what I mean.
So Having My Lunch Break (Working From Home) When I See Something Moving Across The Living Room Floor. Looks Like I Have A Little Friend Trying To Get Out Of The Heat. Though I'm Damned As To How She Got In Here With All The Doors Shut
Blue tongued lizards are cool. If you give them catfood they hiss at you.. Then scoff it
Man Imitating Nature Or Nature Imitating Man?
Only In Australia Can You Eat The Two National Animals As Pizza Toppings! This Would Be Like Eating A Bald Eagle Burger
Well, Im sure you could get Moose and Reigndeer on a pizza here in Sweden but im not sure it would be any good. Ive eaten ostrich before and it was "like chicken"...so it might work.
I know we have reindeer pizza here in Finland. I have eaten reindeer but not on a pizza, it's ok, nothing like chicken :)
Load More Replies...Mayo on pizza is disgusting. Dominos do a pizza with mayo called a double bacon cheeseburger. A friend bought one and shared a piece with me and it was gross, even the texture wasn’t right.
Load More Replies...It would be like eating a lion for us Brits (even tho we don't get lions in England; why ate they even our national animal???)
Well, you can't put dragons and unicorns on pizza either, so....🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Gives Me The Heebs Every Time I Walk Under These Guys
i have 2 other people going to mars with me, wanna join?
Load More Replies...In florida they have something similar- banana spiders! grow up to be huge & have big webs. just dont walk into the web
Someone remind me to never Go to Australia. Im a major arachnaphobe.
I have lots of them in my garden. My husband refuses to go in my garden.
I’m Not Used To This. Should I Burn The House Down?
Nooooo, don’t kill it. these spiders kill the dangerous spiders like red backs and white tips.
Load More Replies...Its a small juvenile Huntsman. Harmless to humans and usually can be picked up and stroked. They can run like lightning and eat cockroaches etc. Big ones can be 20-30cm across
Ooookay, hold on. Stroke a spider? Yeah...always wanted to - no
Load More Replies...A adolescent huntsman. Harmless and great eater of bugs. Put it outside if it is a problem.
The horrifying thing is that I'm pretty sure this is small by australian standards .-.
Where Even Beaches Have Spiders
wanna car pool? i have another person goin to mars as well
Load More Replies...This Very Specific Crossroads Sign In Mount Isa, Australia
We used to have these intersections here as well. They've been eliminating odd intersections by re-routing one or more roads to make them less conventional....
One Way To Stop Door Knockers
If you see an Eastern Brown Snake (highly venomous) on your front step, I'm guessing you're re-thinking that day's plans to leave the house.
Wanna join me with 3 other people on a car pool to mars?
Load More Replies...It is extremely venomous, it is rated as the most toxic snake in the world.
Load More Replies...I wouldn’t get too close, these are highly venomous.
Load More Replies...They Call This "Fairy Bread"
That's how the Dutch do it, too. I've never understood the fondness for it, though.
Load More Replies...It's very common in the netherlands, they have like dozens of different sorts.
I'm in America, born and raised, and my mom fed me and my sister this as a cheap snack to get us to shut up. We didn't call it fairy bread though, lmao
The Girl Scouts on my city would have geographic night every two years! Every troop would pick a country to do a report on. My troop did Australia one year. We had fairy bread which everybody liked and vegemite, which NOBODY liked XD
Hmm, probably not the best way to try it for the first time lol. Best way to try it is spreading a VERY thin scraping on some buttered toast. And I mean a light scraping, don’t spread it like you would peanut butter or jam etc. 7207119F-1...1f3d3.jpeg
A Classic Party Snack
Not “classy” as in “upscale hors d’oeuvres”. “Classic” as in “we have done this for generations so why change it now?”.
Load More Replies...Oh! For a second I started looking for the spider in that pile haha!
This is the most normal thing I've seen so far. I came here on a dare, I may not make it through....
Ok, i'm hungry now. For real, love crackers, cheese and sausages.
100% yes, Must be ritz crackers not the jatz or similar.
Load More Replies...Same in the US, except we have pepperoni instead of that sausage (which looks delicious).
That sausage is called kabana and tastes nothing like our sausages or hotdogs.
Load More Replies...Aw, mate! Cabanossi, jatz and c**n cheese with a schooey. What more could you want? Take a sheila out for a couple of rounds of these and then shout her a schnitty after and mate, you'd be in like Flynn! Dead set, you'd get a root, no worries. (Translation available on request).
Just Your Regular Morning Wake Up
Wanna join me with 3 other people on a car pool to mars?
Load More Replies...The wasp. it is actually called a spider wasp.
Load More Replies...Wanna join me with 3 other people on a car pool to mars?
Load More Replies...The wasp is eating the spider, It’s actually a spider wasp,
Load More Replies...The real life aliens monster. Horrible way to die beating eaten from the inside out but then again the spiders method is little better with insides being liquified
The wasp, spiders are the main part of their diet.
Load More Replies...This Is Called A “Shoey” In Australia. Something Done For Fun Apparently?
i see this and remember the picture from earlier the one with the snake in the shoe
Load More Replies...You see, to me, that is the big nope. Insects, spiders, snakes, lizards, they're just doing their thing. I don't feel the slightest revulsion. But drinking out of your shoe? C'mon.
Australia-the land of screams wtf's and NOPE MATE IN NOT GOING THERE giphy-22-6...861deb.gif
Drinking from a shoe has historically been performed as both a bringer of good fortune, a hazing punishment, or a party piece. Drinking champagne from a lady's slipper became a symbol of decadence in the early 20th century. The practice remains particularly popular in Australia, where it is called a shoey.
Australia- the land of everything beautiful.Wouldn't live anywhere else! 🐨🦘
Load More Replies...It's funny as an Australian seeing all these non-Australians freak out over all this stuff. For real, the chances of seeing the actual dangerous animals is pretty slim, I live on a property in rural Queensland and I rarely see any of the actual dangerous animals.
Most dangerous thing in Australia is the sun. Worst sunburn of my life... Bondi beach.
Load More Replies...These are terrifying but it doesn't really discourage me: I'd love to go to Australia someday
yeah! i would like to see all the un-noped animals!
Load More Replies...I feel like ireland is the polar opposite. It's cold, raining, and our spiders are tiny, also, no snakes.
No snakes in Ireland and it's cold, if I move I'll gladly come to live there. I don't support the high heat in summer and don't want to a have a snake in my toilet.
Load More Replies...The amount of people holding in their hands or taking pictures of giant posionus stuff is insane, Australians fear nothing holy s**t
Australia- the land of everything beautiful.Wouldn't live anywhere else! 🐨🦘
Load More Replies...It's funny as an Australian seeing all these non-Australians freak out over all this stuff. For real, the chances of seeing the actual dangerous animals is pretty slim, I live on a property in rural Queensland and I rarely see any of the actual dangerous animals.
Most dangerous thing in Australia is the sun. Worst sunburn of my life... Bondi beach.
Load More Replies...These are terrifying but it doesn't really discourage me: I'd love to go to Australia someday
yeah! i would like to see all the un-noped animals!
Load More Replies...I feel like ireland is the polar opposite. It's cold, raining, and our spiders are tiny, also, no snakes.
No snakes in Ireland and it's cold, if I move I'll gladly come to live there. I don't support the high heat in summer and don't want to a have a snake in my toilet.
Load More Replies...The amount of people holding in their hands or taking pictures of giant posionus stuff is insane, Australians fear nothing holy s**t
