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"This land is cursed; the animals hop not run, birds run, not fly and the swans are black not white. This land is cursed and I'll have nothing more to do with it," wrote William Dampier, one of the first Europeans to ever explore the continent of Australia, back in 1688.

In case you didn't know, 26 January is the national day of Australia. And what could be a more beautiful way to celebrate the occasion than by honoring all the little things that make this country the beautiful, interesting and absolutely bizarre place that it is. With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of our favorite photos shared by people on the interwebs proving that Australia isn't just another country, but a whole different world. As per usual, don't forget to leave a comment here and there and vote for your favorite pics!

#1

Saw This On My Local Facebook Page

Saw This On My Local Facebook Page

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Sofiia Melnikova
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im still waiting for a cockatoo to tell me im gorgeous T_T

jwashere
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conversations with your friends

Phica
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao my friends and I joke around like this!

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RoseTheMad
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not from Australia, but from the UK, and I remember when I was a kid my mother took me with her when she visited some friends of hers. They had a parrot, and naturally, young me was fascinated by the parrot. A while later we left to go home, and I told my mother very proudly "Gobshite!" which I had learned off the parrot. xD

Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good question. I live in Aus and and a lot of profanity is generally accepted (of course not by everyone).

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Berry Budgie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Australia has beautiful birds. Loud birds though. Every other Australian can agree that camping always has a chorus of CAWCAWCAWHJSTHBB in the morning

NinjaWolfy94
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially the kookaburras. Always the kookaburras... :')

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ravn
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It said you're gorgeous and then swore at you? That could be any number of my friends....

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    #2

    This Interesting Plant Is Native To Australia

    This Interesting Plant Is Native To Australia

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see hummingbirds 😃

    Lúthien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google it: Crotalaria Cunninghamii

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably Poisonous knowing Oz! But certainly pretty cool.

    beautiful plumage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it wasn't real. just looked a bit photoshopped maybe. nope. it's a real thing: green birdflower (Crotalaria cunninghamii).

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there hummingbirds in Australia? The answer is no. So this is some artifact from perhaps an older time when there were? I don't know. I am loving how the plant evolved to make it look "too busy with feeders" so other birds (hummingbirds?) would stay away. Fascinating!

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG hummingbird leaves! That is remarkable! Love it!

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    #3

    This Is How Much Food You Can Get For The Cost Of A Pack Of Cigarettes In Australia

    This Is How Much Food You Can Get For The Cost Of A Pack Of Cigarettes In Australia

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it should be, cigarettes need to be prohibitively expensive and the tax on them to treating smokers for both their addiction and the illnesses they cause.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Maiun you should check the numbers though. Cynically: The cost of smokers' medical care is about average (similar to a pensioner's), illness appears on average around or after pension starts, and they die 20years earlier. Conclusion: They pay the same in taxes but cost 20y less of pension (and won't need retirement home care)... So they save the state money, as well as overpay in tax levies. Conclusion: I want NONE of my friends to smoke, all the rest please go ahead =).

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    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarettes are actually quite cheap, it's the taxation that makes them so expensive. Obviously this is done to discourage people, especially poor people, from smoking. It has now reached the tipping point in price elasticity where we are seeing fake and smuggled goods replacing the genuine article. This is the point at which taxation should be (slightly) relaxed - fake cigarettes are even more unhealthy. We still have our hypocrisy about alcohol though. It's deemed acceptable despite being just as/more deadly than smoking. When I say this it usually provokes an angry response, this is because the view is so entrenched that most can't see alcohol for the dangerous drug it is..

    Emily Champagne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree!! Alcohol is way more detrimental. I've never ruined my life on a cigarette, that's for sure.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the price of smokes is staggering and whilst it is a deterrent for many people to not even start smoking, it doesn’t help people who are long time smokers. It is not easy to give up, I should know I quit about 3 years ago but tried MANY times before I was successful. My hubby is still a smoker (has tried quitting) and a pack of 30 cigarettes is approx $48.00 and that is for one of the cheaper brands.

    Ann Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me feel really sad and a little sick, smoking is an addiction that is heavily supported by the Government for taxes, families do without because the addiction drives the budget. Particularly so in families on welfare payments. People can judge all they want but this is a fact that those on a low income are amongst the highest users of tobacco. Quitting isn't as easy as people think; it is compared with heroin addiction when attempting to quit. What is the solution; I am not sure but something has to be done.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extra Taxes on tobacco are idiocy.If you want people to stop smoking, or at least the vast majority, simply make it a prohibited substance. Hiking up the prices isn't going to do much other that bilking the people who smoke. Its called an addiction for a reason. As a smoker, I know this to be true. Price isn't going to help me quit, no availability is.

    Andrej Voronin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean ban? so let's ban alcohol, sugar, coffee and etc. then? how did alcohol prohibition worked in USA?- poorly. taxing is proper way to discourage people not banning something. this is fact

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    Sid Watson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see all the people with real intelligence get voted down, less people smoking, more cars on the road, 50 years ago everyone smoked, but very few cars, and very few cancers - think about it. now its 1 in 6 or less.

    Rosesinmyhair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many many more toxic chemicals in cigarettes these days. To make them burn faster..to make them more addictive so you buy more. There's your cancers.

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    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh... it's about taxes, not health! I'm in Australia and they're trying to ban vaping. You need a prescription from a dr to buy vape

    zMajci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how much is it in beer

    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp im moving to australia! come on mates!

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    #4

    A 6 Month Old Baby Kangaroo I Am Raising Is Very Impatient At Bottle Time....

    A 6 Month Old Baby Kangaroo I Am Raising Is Very Impatient At Bottle Time....

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    SaltyFØxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at an animal auction with my nana, (no animal abuse, just auctioning farm animals and a white bird the size of an ostrich.) and we saw this lady carrying a kangaroo in a little sling.

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had two for a while, they were released once they were old enough and we let them go when they chose

    Ariana Grande
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was allowed to have a pet kangaroo! Lucky!!!!!!

    chiizkake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE! Tho... this may be far less cute and much more messy in a couple years.

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, they are actually pretty clean animals

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    Christy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just completely adorable!

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    #5

    Too Hot For Jesus In Queensland!

    Too Hot For Jesus In Queensland!

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    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. it also made me think of "me Tarzan, you Jane"

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since you got a shitload of comments that suck let me just say, I thought the same thing

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    just let me sleep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing missing is "we have a/c inside"

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh the church in my neighborhood did that. "Jesus good, sin bad, come inside for details". it was really hot out. like 108 degrees.

    Ariana Grande
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, as long as it still gives the message. Lol.

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest and straight forward.

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    #6

    Rainbow Wrasse Caught Off Christmas Island

    Rainbow Wrasse Caught Off Christmas Island

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    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an absolute beauty.

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful- now put it back please

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! It’s like a painting!

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY YOU LIKE ANIMAL CROSSING TOO?!

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas Island? Now I want a little glass or plastic one as a Christmas ornament

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    #7

    An Emu Egg I Found A Few Years Back In Australia

    An Emu Egg I Found A Few Years Back In Australia

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    pandamonium.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely beautiful!

    Flora Endebez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emu that will hatch will be even more beautiful :)

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    CanidaeVulpes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is lovely. However, I'm not sure why you decided picking it up was the right thing to do.

    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop touching animal eggs and put it back. Mother might reject it if it smells like human.

    Imtiredandiwannagotobed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F a l s e, birds don’t have the greatest sense of smell, nor would they really care what the baby smells like.

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    chiizkake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... anyway it's a couple years on now and I just love my baby velociraptor"

    TexasWoman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Never would’ve guessed eggs can be rainbow color.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're green. Dark green. Look remarkably like an avocado.

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    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How pretty! I hope you let it live. A truly magical experience

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Looks like a giant Easter egg

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    #8

    Camping In Australia

    Camping In Australia

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna boop that round head

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have heaps of Rainbow Lorikeets on our street, so pretty. Except when they eat all the nectarines from my tree lol.

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was really it I would love to go camping there, but then there are snakes and spiders and God knows what and they all want to kill you...

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah-thats not really the problem-those things typically stay away. Its the ants you have to watch for..

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorrikeets are the bully boys of the parrot world.

    Rhon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they have very big attitude for a little bird! Bossy and noisy!

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    Ariana Grande
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And THAT'S where rainbows come from! FINALLY!!!

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re such characters. They hop instead of walk and are scared of nothing. They carry on making such a racket and this morning, you’d think they were all fighting with the noise (they often wrestle, as do some of our other parrots) but nope, each one was eating flower nectar (in a large tree where I work). Dunno what they were going off at. All quiet once they had finished their drink.

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Ello, mate! Where's the lager?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful birds! I love the colors

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    #9

    "Just Pan Over To The Left Barry"

    "Just Pan Over To The Left Barry"

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    MRS FLASHMAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is so cute, he looks so serious!

    KelBel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, this is adorable 😍

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, that's obviously a toddler in a koala suit!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should not be there. He is not Koala-fied

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahaha...that's SO Australian...someone named Barry...cracks me up... /s

    Ariana Grande
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much is this koala getting paid as a camera man? Just wondering.

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    #10

    Lizards In Australia

    Lizards In Australia

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing unusual here, just a really big ass lizard going for a stroll.

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good afternoon. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla?

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, nope, nope. Not going outside today - or EVER!

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chasing lizards with my grandpa? Now it's chasing lizards with my grandpa in their mouth.

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a lizard sir, that is a dinosaur

    Kiara Dowell [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grab the kids and the dogs where moving to vegas

    Anna roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K so going to need new stuff for my next house, he can have all of this one

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    #11

    This Accursed Land

    This Accursed Land

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame everyone didn't leave it alone, it was already occupied after all.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many didn't have a choice and came as prisoners from the UK

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet the native aborigines wished they stayed away.

    NinjaWolfy94
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aborigines? Never heard that one before...

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    Hannah M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely place to send a broke Englishman who stole a blanket for his baby

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said running birds won a war against humans.

    Brendan Graham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was always going to be colonised by someone (English, Dutch, French...). That's a fact.

    Jane W.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything he didn't like is what makes it so great.

    Brian Dunphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what makes Australia so special

    Laila Hernandez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong w/ black swans? rAcIsT (Dont down vote its a joke)

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    #12

    Spencer Lake In Australia, Naturally Pink

    Spencer Lake In Australia, Naturally Pink

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    Biana Vacker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thought was that awful bubblegum-pink medicine...

    Gavin Magnus
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah you got the blue AND the pink

    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know why it's pink? Just minerals or something?

    Stefanie Schreyer
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! The pink colour actually comes from an ALGEA that´s named Dunaliella salina. It´s a microscopic algea that is usually green, but when salinity goes up it becomes stressed and produces carotenoids (same stuff that makes carrots orange) as a way to protect itself. Look them up, they are actually really cute and have tiny "tails" that they use to swim around :) These are also the algea that make flamingos go pink. They get eaten by a tiny crustacean called Artemia salina, which in turn is eaten by the flamingo and TA-DA flamingo becomes fabulous! We also have a salt lagoon that turns pink close to my home (Galapagos Islands). When fresh water enters the lagoon, salinity goes down and the algea change their colour back to normal.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly It’s not pink at the moment and hasn’t been for quite a few years.

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    Sasy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the influencers will hear you

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them hear coz they will waste a trip since it hasn’t the lake hasn’t been pink in over a decade. Plus it can only really be seen by boat or plane as it is quite inaccessible to most people.

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    TexasWoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even prettier being next to a blue lake.

    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what Mother Nature can do!

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    #13

    He Came Down Through The Fireplace And Trashed The Place, Ate My Bananas And Jumped On Me At 2am

    He Came Down Through The Fireplace And Trashed The Place, Ate My Bananas And Jumped On Me At 2am

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    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have chimney tops screened to prevent such things from happening.

    Alethia Nyx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do most chimneys here, but that's a brush tail, so if it wants in, its getting in. They ain't small, and when they are running around jumping rooftops at night they sound like elephants.

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    Melanie King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only person who saw the cord and thought it was the tail until i saw the end of it 😅

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know too much about Australia's possums except that they are adorable and will steal all of your bananas.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They steal anything, really. Adorable but sharp-toothed and insatiable.

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    Jill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian version of Bad Santa?

    Brandi Delph
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Australia get these cuties and North America gets devil rats? Ah. Yes. Forgot for a second that half your fauna is made of nightmares

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL but hes sooo cute!!

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    #14

    Wave Rock, Australia

    Wave Rock, Australia

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is skateboarding.

    Rachel Borowyckyj
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally my state is being advertised. Wave Rock is an amazing place to go, there is also another rock formation in the same area called the Hippos yawn, which is really cool.

    Pearlkp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there!! It's awesome. You can whisper into one end of it, and coz of acoustic science you can be heard at the other end.

    Christy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's both fascinating & intimating (IMO)

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    #15

    Meanwhile In Australia

    Meanwhile In Australia

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    pandamonium.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...You know Australia is going to be fun when it has drunk cockatoos

    purple
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    image it pooping out human turds, just a log falling on ur head or car. lol

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the crackers, this guy wants a beer!

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunken birds are getting out of hand down here.

    Marky Mark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This defines Australia in 1 photo

    Evgeniya Khon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia, your pigeons are weird

    TheWeeknd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red bull gives you wingz

    Ariana Grande
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a drunk bird flying around

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens more often than you think, usually from them eating fermented fruit.

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    #16

    It’s So Bloody Hot Here In Australia At The Moment, And I Wondered Why Birds Weren’t Using Our Bird Bath

    It’s So Bloody Hot Here In Australia At The Moment, And I Wondered Why Birds Weren’t Using Our Bird Bath

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he's resting or trying to catch a bird? Interesting!

    rerocherry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (S)he’s just taking a lil’ dip

    Vince Calabrese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the snake its bath! Cute little snakes!

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    #17

    Still A Better Receptionist Than The One We Had On Check In

    Still A Better Receptionist Than The One We Had On Check In

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    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean “hello? Can I HOP you?”

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    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Servce would you like Today the Hop service?

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally stay there. Even if it meant sitting in the lobby the whole time because the kangaroo couldn't work the keyboard.

    Cory Mirasang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello do you need a kick in the face?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kangaroom service. May I help you?"

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when the receptionist got 'rooed.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because when you need something, she hops right to it.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that there? Plastic bags are bad for the environment, you know!

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like some kind of very large sea shell, maybe for a conch? Or it could very well be a plastic bag, what do I know?

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    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theyve hired a new bell hop this year.

    just your average introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh gosh I've never had a good time with kangaroos..

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    #18

    Finally, Something In Australia That Doesn't Want To Kill Me. Banana For Scale

    Finally, Something In Australia That Doesn't Want To Kill Me. Banana For Scale

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    Jon-Paul McGowan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be deceived, he'd kill you from the inside out.

    Yopees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll climb into your ear while your sleeping

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    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the poor little fella's been spooked!

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    Boopie Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the banana is probably harmless.

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    #19

    You Know You're In Australia When Frogs Eat Snakes

    You Know You're In Australia When Frogs Eat Snakes

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, Trevor could have just wolfed down Nagini.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That frog gives off a serious "don't f**k with me" vibe.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake, nah, that's forbidden spaghetti!

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frog looks so serious going about his meal

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add one frog to make Aussie-style 'Lady and the Tramp'

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    #20

    Sexy Calendars In Australia

    Sexy Calendars In Australia

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    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. it is clear that the kangaroo is THE most beautiful out of everyone. periodt.

    Rhea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My collegue bought the Australian Firefighters calendar for our office... We're missing out allot during lockdown :(

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the kangaroo is perfect.

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eye sight must be failing, I thought the bottom calendar was called "twinks" lol

    Bunny Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought the bottom calendar said 'wanks'!!!!

    Dawn Ours
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Bought The Sexy Fire Fighters with / animals It is Awesome !!!! Price is reasonable (Shipping was 10.00 because I Live in America) Totally Worth it ! https://www.australianfirefighterscalendar.com/calendars/2021-firefighters-calendar-animal-lovers-calendar

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they put the good ones on the top

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    #21

    Im Stuck In Europe Because Of Covid And Then My Family Took This Photo And Sent It From Their Camping Trip At Skenes Creek Victoria... Ok, Now I’m Really Homesick

    Im Stuck In Europe Because Of Covid And Then My Family Took This Photo And Sent It From Their Camping Trip At Skenes Creek Victoria... Ok, Now I’m Really Homesick

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you have pole dancing koalas? Where do you put the dollar bills?

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a female, she can put them in her pouch.

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get koalas when camping, we get raccoons. Are the koalas as bold and audacious as raccoons?

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And raccoons are anything but lazy. People feed them here in Toronto sometimes, which is a really bad idea. They are certainly cute, and if one is in distress, definitely call animal services so it can get some help, but for the love of god, stop feeding the damn raccoons. Apparently they have started getting super aggressive here because all of the restaurants are shut down and they don't have the same access to food scraps. But that doesn't mean you should feed them. It means the opposite.

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are koalas really this tame? Seriously, I've always wondered that.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they aren’t. They are usually shy and stay in trees but they can also be cranky. They have a kind of growl to tell you to back off and they can scratch and bite. But it is not that common. Koalas are pretty lazy.

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    Kookamunga
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out, that thing will give you chlamydia

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know if that’s a joke or not but the chlamydia the koalas have is not transmissible to humans.

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    #22

    Two Extremely Cute And Endangered Barking Geckos Waring Up On My Hand On A Cold Morning In Western Australia. These Are The Only 2 I've Ever Come Across So Was Pretty Awesome

    Two Extremely Cute And Endangered Barking Geckos Waring Up On My Hand On A Cold Morning In Western Australia. These Are The Only 2 I've Ever Come Across So Was Pretty Awesome

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    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barking Geckos would be a good band name

    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they were crochet.

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of course Oz can't have just run-of-the-mill geckos - they're *barking* geckos. I want one immediately.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Thailand and around that area the walls and ceilings are covered in barking geckos at night in the summer.

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    Hannah M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do geckos have tails like that? They look like giant wasps

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since these guys, according to Google. I thought they looked like they were wearing corsets

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing no and that's why they're endangered ;)

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    #23

    Honey, There Is A Kid On Our Bug...

    Honey, There Is A Kid On Our Bug...

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    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I'm just going to move to the other side of the Earth. Dont mind me. \("" ̄▽ ̄)/

    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a big beautiful stick insect she is! 😍 I'm a kid who grew up in rural QLD, I remember when I was six I went to Sydney to visit family and my parents took me to one the city's museums. They had a tank full of stick insects and you could hold them, I was the only kid who would hold one, all the other kids there screamed and ran away. I have a great photo of me with a huge smile on my face holding a Sticky as big as this. How all these city slickers are scared of harmless bugs like these guys is beyond me.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just the size that freaks people out. They are indeed beautiful. The kid doesn't seem too bothered - there was time for a photo!

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me again why people live here?

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coz it is a wonderful place to live and anyway this stick insect is harmless.

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    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming Mantis from KungFu Panda woulda been this size

    maddie pealer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONNONOOOOOO. okay... now that we know how LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN feel abt this situation....

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    #24

    Don't Expect Thanks From Loretta If You Find Her

    Don't Expect Thanks From Loretta If You Find Her

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    M E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left because was told to many times to F**k off. Doesn't want to be around that kind of language

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    #25

    As An American, You Guys Are Kinda Weird

    As An American, You Guys Are Kinda Weird

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    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a sausage, the difference is it's made out of real meat.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but I love that they call it a democracy sausage

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's my democracy sausage we really need to step it up. Compulsory voting is awesome too.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's a choice. Because people are free to not vote. Trumpacists are not only free, but invited not to.

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    Rae Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come we don't have sausage sizzles!?

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because...capitalism, or something? Idk, other than I am jealous.

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Democracy Sossos for the win!! Also the cake stall with at least one offering of teeth cracking toffee in the paper with 100s & 1000s, butterfly cakes and fairy bread. Gotta love election days

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage, fried with a single slice of white bread wrapped around it. With your choice of dead horse (tomato sauce) or BBQ sauce. Voting is compulsory in Australia and polling places are usually the local school (on a Saturday), so the schools parents' groups have a sausage sizzle to raise money. So, you go to vote and then have a snag (sausage). Costs you two dollars. They are called democracy sausages. Similar thing happens outside Bunnings (Home Depot to Americans) every Saturday. Local government here in Canberra tried to ban them because the people serving them are not trained Cert IV licenced food handlers yada yada and f**k me, there was nearly a riot.

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sausage sizzle, lmao, ima call it that from now on lololololol.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we tried this in the USA, maybe it would help bring out the vote!

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our hardware stores BUNNINGS

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    #26

    This Tree In The Daintree Rainforest (Queensland, Australia)

    This Tree In The Daintree Rainforest (Queensland, Australia)

    JoeWentIntoTheForest Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lemme climb it

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COnsidering it's Australia - it's probably poisonous 🤷‍♂️

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    M. Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a tree rather it's a strangler fig. The fig is a vine that can grow to substantial size. It grows up and around the tree. Eventually it kills the tree because the tree cannot grow outward any longer, hence the strangler name. The original tree inside will die and rot leaving the columnar remains of the strangler fig. Do an image search for it and you'll see how they grow.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna climb it but also think of all the things living behind those handles

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Take a look at old big buildings, like railway stations built between 1870's and about 1920's ... the resemblence isn't on purpose, but serves the same purpose - make the most out of a given amount of material. The trees tend to build up triangular connections, just as anyone in their right mind when developing a similar structure of artificial origin. Stabwerkbauweise also sounds pretty cool in german ... cos it it, of course...

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many things are in there that will kill me

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good question. hopefully none. really probably about one or two.

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    JamezyJamez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all the previous photos now I'm just wondering what's lurking inside of it lol

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    #27

    Flushed All The Cane Toads Out Of My Brothers Dam. Some Of Them Took The Easy Way Out - Hitching A Ride On The Back Of A 3.5m Python

    Flushed All The Cane Toads Out Of My Brothers Dam. Some Of Them Took The Easy Way Out - Hitching A Ride On The Back Of A 3.5m Python

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the little frog on the right is like, "mum, that train is SO lit! can we ask this snake for a ride? what?! is not dangerous!! look, my friends are on there, oh mum please let me try this train!"

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Took the midnight train going anywhere...🎵

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's their Uber driver.

    Tantalum_Radium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sums up Australia very well! Toads hitching a lift on a snake while no one really pays attention to the toady 3some going on!

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look some of them are playing leap frog LOL

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14 Frogs and Their Python - sounds like a messed up Dr. Seuss book.

    mehoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this happens a lot to the snake?

    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the pair on the right I conclude that it's a specific sesson and these toads are seeking a ride of a different sort!

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    #28

    An Emu Just Cruising Around My Rural Towns Little Airport

    An Emu Just Cruising Around My Rural Towns Little Airport

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he promoting Liberty Mutual?

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great. Now I have their damn jingle on my brain. Full ear worm.

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    James Brooks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemu Emu? What are you doing in australia! Where's doug?

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S TRYING TO SNEAK THROUGH!!!!!!!! GET THAT CROOK!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for his flight? (It'll be a long wait - evolution very slow.)

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRUh now I wanna go visit Aussie.

    PastelPoison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no u don't. the aussies had a whole war against those guys, you don't want to mess with them.

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    Olivier Houle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder, do the Emus know they won that war?

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emu: "Yeah yeah, cue the bloody jokes. Yes, I'm a f***ing bird. No, I can't f***ing fly- just like you asshole! Bangkok here I come!!"

    sTeALtHy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am PETRIFIED of birds so this is my nightmare

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    #29

    Selling Point For Aussie School

    Selling Point For Aussie School

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teachers are drunk, gangs of knife-wielding kangaroos roam the corridors, every nook and cranny is infested with venomous wildlife...but WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "having their priorities straight."

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    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, honey let's not put our daughter in that school that is number one on the list. Let's put her in this one, it has air conditioning!"

    Catherine Richardson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say they spelled enroll wrong but then I remembered this is in Australia. (I'm American so I spell it Enroll)

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved that as a kid, those ceiling fans if the teacher let you turn them on did nothing.

    Rosesinmyhair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stafford is in Queensland and our climate is similar to Florida (Humid and hot) Aircon is relatively new to schools in QLD. Wish we had them when I was a kid!

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep- most still aren’t air conditioned. The kids would have classes on the floor in the hallways as the rooms were north facing. They’d be made to sit on hot bitumen in the sun for assemblies sometimes, after having removed all of the bushes around the quadrangle because they were infested with the world’s second most venomous snakes.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can't spell on their sign, don't enrol your kids there. LOL

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    #30

    This Roo In A River

    This Roo In A River

    mpegplayer Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "find ur own river mate!"

    the idoit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never swim with a kangaroo they will take you to water and as soon as you get in they try to drown you they do this to dingos dog and WILL do it to you

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, damn! He looks like a heavy-weight boxer.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He posing for the calendar we saw further up.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, this guy doesn't miss chest day

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    #31

    My Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Been Helping At His Parents’ Farm In Kingaroy, Queensland. He Took This Shot When The Sheep Came Up To Say G’day

    My Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Been Helping At His Parents’ Farm In Kingaroy, Queensland. He Took This Shot When The Sheep Came Up To Say G’day

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    g'day to you too, m8.

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a cow in the back!

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheep would like you to leave their house please

    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my version of the pearly gates!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it, I would have all my dogs and cats there with them as well.

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    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kingaroy sounds like Kangaroo in an Australian accent

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg they are so cute and, kinda scary ya know what i mean?

    Sam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who's seen Black Sheep is terrified. And yes, I know that was New Zealand, not Australia.

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    #32

    In Australia, This Is Why We Check Our Shoes

    In Australia, This Is Why We Check Our Shoes

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we don't want to disturb the possibly venomous snake that's taking a nap in there. They can keep the sneaker.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really not that bad here. Things like this will be either very rare or common to the area, and you know what to be cautious about. Like these guys - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/funnel-web-spider-australia-bonanza-experts-warn-conditions-ripe-activity-today-2020-01-22/ - you only find them in certain areas (tropical rainforests) and so you learn in those areas to check your shoes and to look out for their webs (very distinctive). Apart from that you'll not really know of them. Probably be more concerned with ticks and politicians.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't live in Australia

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Daddy was in the Navy, he said you could tell the Texas boys from the rest of the crew, because even when they'd been at sea for months, they'd check their shoes.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you leave them outside?

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right, most of us Aussies know not to leave shoes outside and not just because of snakes but also because of red back spiders.

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    Gavin Magnus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude careful the snake might jump at you

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedlock e to Australia, where literally everything can kill you! Including your shoes!

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    #33

    Summer In Australia

    Summer In Australia

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat is deciding whether to chase the chickens or just lay still

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ba ha ha - very accurate, better get the sprinkler out too ;)

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who let the chickens, cats and DOGS OUT!!!

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no spring guard damn that's harsh on the kids.

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're talking about the heat on the springs burning the kids, just go play when it's early or late. If you're talking about the springs themselves being painful to hit and such, it's really not that hard to avoid them. Just don't start doing flips or being hypo.

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    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love summer in Australia even though it's stinking hot and the grass is dead dry <3

    Little Panda Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat be eyeing them chickens like yes free food.

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    #34

    Typical Road-Side Ditch In Australia

    Typical Road-Side Ditch In Australia

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    alrighty then
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this is typical then what isnt

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo sums up how I, a Canadian, picture Australia... Maybe add a highly venomous snake and a deadly spider for extra 'Oz'

    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wooooww. i wanna go to australia so bad now

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth it. totally worth it. (Just check the shoes and sleeping-bags before stepping in and never-ever swim in a billabong and you'll be fine)

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a f*****g shark ON THE SUDE OF THE DAMN ROAD getting eaten by an alligator?! Oh hell no!

    Michael McLachlan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it's a saltwater crocodile, there are no alligators outside captivity in Australia.

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    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I see a duck eating a snake everyday . . . SOOO normal

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    #35

    Australia. Where Even The Hail Can Kill You

    Australia. Where Even The Hail Can Kill You

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    Mila S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so deadly

    DaBoizMaccasRun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I skim hailstones across the road when its hailing :)

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    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens in Texas all the time. I still can't believe how many morons with garages park on the street.

    Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's raining pool balls, from out of the sky! I will see myself out. I know they are for scale

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. We left our outdoor glass table outside in a storm and it got smashed by hail this size

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    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT??!?!?!? THAT AIN'T HAIL THOSE ARE ICE BOMBS!!

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the correct description here is: YIKES

    blep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from experience, that's nowhere near the worst of it.

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    #36

    Rose-Breasted Cockatoo, Aka Pink And Grey Galah

    Rose-Breasted Cockatoo, Aka Pink And Grey Galah

    DayTripper73 Report

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Australia we found a tame one of these. My dad brought her home and we kept her. Then she started swearing and quoting lines from the Exorcist (The 'Your mother sucks c***s in hell! ones) and biting my sisters feet. When we left Australia to move back to the UK (I've never forgiven my parents for this) we rehomed her to a couple nearby who were devout Jehovah's Witnesses and my mum categorically lied when they asked her if the bird could swear.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they taught him to quote scriptures really quick.

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The noise a flock of these make is amazingly loud.

    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially at 5 in the morning while were all trying to sleep

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    Queen Cucumber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see those all the time, they are gorgeous!

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too 🙂 There is a flock of them that live in my area, the suburbs of Melbourne

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely birds, Get loads of them in my garden.

    Holly Freeman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, gallah is used as slang to call someone silly/a fool/stupid eg. ‘you’re such a bloody gallah’ means ‘you’re such a bloody fool’ My favourite thing about being Aussie is teaching foreigners our slang 🤣

    Kathy T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are funny to watch, especially in the rain. Doing one-footed somersaults around powerlines etc. Funny little buggers.

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    #37

    March Of The Hairy Caterpillars

    March Of The Hairy Caterpillars

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put that as a comment for every image and it fits

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dryer lint is on the run

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh so hard (lack of sleep for me lol )

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    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have those in Germany/Europe too and you run if you see those! Than call the fire departement so it could deal with those (sometimes by burning the oaks they live in).

    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD there playing follow the leader

    Meh Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia, where even the caterpillars can kill you.

    Cory Mirasang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don´t touch em, they can kill ya.

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    #38

    That’s A Blue Ring Octopus, Whose Venom Can Result In Death Within Minutes

    That’s A Blue Ring Octopus, Whose Venom Can Result In Death Within Minutes

    deleted account Report

    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT THEN

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good question - the bright yellow colour and the blue rings aren't usually visible unless it feels frightened or threatened. It's a 'leave me alone or I will poison you' warnng. The octopus is yellow and the rings are visible here, that poor octopus is terrified and about to sting them.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you thought 'hmm lets pick it up'? Risky

    Young Clevenger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person holding it IS AUSTRALIAN, what did you expect...

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get an F in the chat for the idiot who's holding the octopus?

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an idiotic thing to do. Don’t touch them let alone hold them. Especially when their colours are so vibrant, that means it is pissed off and you should leave it the f**k alone.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet you need to TOUCH IT!🤦

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    #39

    Australian Moth

    Australian Moth

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Creatonotos gangis moth. Those terrifying looking tentacles coming out of his butt are coremata and release phenomes to attract the ladies.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! scary but cool. good 2 know

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are Creatonotos gangis moths and this one is inflating his scent gland to attract females. The hairs are to wave the smell around haha. Also not specific to Australia, I think mostly Southeast Asia and parts of Australia. Even after knowing what it is, still one ugly m**********r...

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God....how big is that thing?!

    Kesyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about this, and then I decided it's probably best if I don't know.

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    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way in the deepest depths of hell could you ever convince me that that thing is a moth

    Tantalum_Radium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who is ridiculously scared of moths, it’s stupid... this would give her a heart attack... sending now lol

    Tantalum_Radium
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha her response was “F*CK OOOOOFFFFFF 😫😫😫😫😫” not even a kiss at the end! Brilliant made me day! Also lead to a fun convo with my other half... considering I’m pretty much a shut in now it was nice not to be boring for a change! I appreciate this post more than the postee can know ❤️

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs freaky aliens when the Creatonotos Gangis moth is around?

    Horizon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the male of the species with its inflated, pheromone-producing tentacles out?

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    rerocherry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’ll stick to the cute, furry moths that don’t look like a Lovecraftian monster

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    #40

    Shopping, Australian Style

    Shopping, Australian Style

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe thongs are slippers right? Here thongs are underwear... which would be a weird warning, haha.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Not a single comment about the snake!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These snakes are venomous, but not known to be deadly. They can just make you wish you were dead.

    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that oh so calmly HHAHAHAHA

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on with the commenting. I replied to one comment and my reply showed up under like 6 other comments....

    WelpMelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned what thongs are, thanks to Bang Chan.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thongs = flip flops

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thongs in Australia are flip flops

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    #41

    A Seal Chilling Outside Sydney Opera House

    A Seal Chilling Outside Sydney Opera House

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    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if he rolls down the stairs :D

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in a coastal town, and it was quite common to find seals sleeping in strange places.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isnt that different from where i live, sometimes in the summer you can find seals all down in the bay and lounging near the docks

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beutiful. Nature just take all our property away now and always and make it a nice and safe place to live in again

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely - always a sign of a clean harbour!

    livia lillixander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens all the time. Theyr'e cute.

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    #42

    Maybe I’ll Just Hold On

    Maybe I’ll Just Hold On

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    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems bout right. i dont feel like gettin bit in my a**

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caleb, I don't think your ass should be your top concern, if I may presume your gender from your name.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never mind. My trousers will dry quickly in this heat!"

    Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BROO I SAW A VIDEO WHERE A SNAKE WAS CAUGHT IN A TOILET AND NOW EVERYDAY I FEEL TERRIFIED TO GO TAKE A S**T!!!

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just go outside thanks.

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that. There'll likely be more out there, along with bugs and spiders and such. ;)

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets was in a bathroom

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many visitors end up in the hospital after refusing to go potty?

    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On second thought... I no longer need to go

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That way, you get chomped by a nice *clean* snake.

    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would flush 8 times before using that thing

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    #43

    I See Your Possum Outside Your Window And Raise You Our Break And Enter Culprit Last Night

    I See Your Possum Outside Your Window And Raise You Our Break And Enter Culprit Last Night

    PeanutRegression Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! Cutest banana thief ever!

    Shona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute but, Noisy, smelly, messy, and dangerous...

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    PastelPoison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So different from american possums.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you mean opossums, entirely different animal. https://www.bobinoz.com/blog/4013/possums-and-opossums-australia-and-america-all-explained/

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    Boopie Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO what I'm understanding is if you live in Australia, don't bring bananas in the house unless you want visitors at all hours

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone help me out - is that a sugar glider? Whatever it is, it looks like a chinchilla and an opossum had a child. Total cuteness. It can have all the bananas it wants.

    Rose Civitts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you don't mind if I borrow these... right?"

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh these guys have an addiction to bananas that will cause them to do anything. Needs to be a banana program for help lol

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a possum that gets under our house and under the tub. When I relax in the bath I hear it scratching around like it on the underside inside of the tub.

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    #44

    They Did Not Find The $1.47 A Litre Emusing

    They Did Not Find The $1.47 A Litre Emusing

    chicksdigscooters Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to visit Aussie one day.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the Americans, $1.47/liter is about $4.30 USD/gallon.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not these birds that will hurt you, they will move away more often than not, It is the bigger more solid ones who have the big blue projectile on their heads who are the killers.

    Vince Calabrese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moooom, please can i get a toy? Pleeeeaseeeee

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really but I still wouldn’t approach one. There have only been 2 recorded emu attacks.

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    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an weird emu war at some point and... The emus won

    Jo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...they run on low Emussion

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    #45

    Kangaroos: F’ing Up Your Cars Since 1901

    Kangaroos: F’ing Up Your Cars Since 1901

    greggobbard Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost count how many tourists I told not to drive after dark in the outback. Kangaroos love sitting on the warm bitumen at night. And are dumb as a thick plank.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cause who would believe you, especially us dumb Americans LOL

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The graphic looks like it ought to be accompanied by a sign that says "Kangaroo Towing Service Area".

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like he stubbed his toe on the car in the drawing

    Boopie Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's picking up the car, not the car hitting him.

    Orange Mountain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago we were in the bush driving to a nice holiday cabin, when a massive kangaroo decided to run into us! Hit our car and ran away safely. In the morning woke up with a massive kangaroo tail dent in the side of the car

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here comes the kangaroo with super powers!!

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahaha that sign is a good dusk till dawn refference

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    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video of a kangaroo jumping on a guy's car while he was driving in it!

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They punch out your engine and disable it.

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    #46

    What Ever Your View On Today Respect Your Neighbours

    What Ever Your View On Today Respect Your Neighbours

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    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a good place for a 'draw me like one of your French girls' comment?

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, look! Calendar material!

    Tye Dye Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick question: are kangaroos as common in Australia as common as deer in the Midwestern United States?

    Zayd Long
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nice my backyard is ahh only birds on that one tree in my yard

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well, maybe that's a good thing...just sayin!

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some water out for them under a shady tree.

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    #47

    Jesus Sydney Take A Chill Pill

    Jesus Sydney Take A Chill Pill

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    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god that must be a pain in the a** to figure out where ur going

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to overstay just standing there trying to figure out when and where the hell you can park!

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of those ridiculous word problems you got in algebra...

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one who keeps talking and talking and talking.

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put down/ pick up area at a very busy school. Must have had loads of issues with parents parking and not leaving immediately and not enough car spaces

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does those signs come with a handbook?

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    #48

    Felt A Tickle On My Leg, Australia

    Felt A Tickle On My Leg, Australia

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    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope. nopenopenopenopenope. NOPE

    Xenia Granados
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to throw your leg away

    purple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE, * gets my jetpack and goes to skield* NOPE

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A TICKLE? dude that is a full on PERSON WALKING IN YOUR LEG

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticky the stick insect has fallen in love with you xx

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a stretchy pickle with legs

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S IT I'M NEVER GOING TO AUSTRALIA

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    #49

    40 Degrees Up North Vic Today. Had A Little Visitor Come And Smack The Door With His Tail Before Taking A Dip In Our Pond

    40 Degrees Up North Vic Today. Had A Little Visitor Come And Smack The Door With His Tail Before Taking A Dip In Our Pond

    HankyShpanky Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a tegu. doesn't look little tho lol

    Chaz83
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a tegu, they're native to America. It's a monitor lizard, native to Australia

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    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he told you what he was doing...even if he didnt exactly ask.

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...Maybe keep the cat inside today...

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just giving you a heads up that he's there ;)

    Leila Noury
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OI IM GONNA HAVE A BATH CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS

    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS THAT CUZ ITS DEFINITELY NOT A GECKO

    KelBel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was polite enough to let them know he was there LOL

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goanna, Just letting you know he has arrived

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iguana, monitor, Godzilla, these natives have many names.

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    #50

    New Coat Of Arms For Australia?

    New Coat Of Arms For Australia?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The white bird on the left is colloquially referred to as a "Bin Chicken". Due to then eating out public trashcans. So of like the Aussie version of the American Trash Panda.

    Tye Dye Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh! I’m totally gonna draw this as a coat of arms. I’ll post it here when I’m done!

    Tye Dye Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it is! It was super fun to draw and I learned some cool stuff about Australia, like the motto and national colors! Don’t mind the deleted comment, I accidentally deleted part of the image ID while editing. 04FB34F7-6...f-jpeg.jpg 04FB34F7-6518-4DD9-B966-234749582956-60131a07e0c6f-jpeg.jpg

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    Aaron O'Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything more Australian than a Scrub Turkey fighting a Bin Chicken?!?!?

    Laila Hernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the background i : can watch this some other day

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks..like Florida too. Sigh.

    KelBel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember the 1st rule of Fight Club...

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    #51

    Eastern States Are A Bit Warm. My Motorbike Stand Was Sinking In The Asphalt

    Eastern States Are A Bit Warm. My Motorbike Stand Was Sinking In The Asphalt

    trollingprick Report

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O_O holy mozes, it must be very hot if the asphalt is melting!

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really painful when you run on it when it's melting

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have that problem when I lived in southern USA - I kept a flattened tin can in my bike bag to put under the kick stand on hot days. And my girlfriend at the time learned why she shouldn't wear shorts when hopping on to the black bike seat, I swear she levitated when she hopped back off.

    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the south. Had that problem in North Illinois (almost WI) just last summer

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens a lot in Texas. Worst is going barefoot and stepping in melted tar on asphalt roads.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the back of a motorcycle one time that did this, damm near broke my leg jumping off

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One word: plywood. It also happens in the summer here in southern Ontario

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    #52

    Picture Of A Termite Mound In The Northern Territory Of Australia, Termites Build The Tallest Structures Out Of Any Of The Creatures On Earth

    Picture Of A Termite Mound In The Northern Territory Of Australia, Termites Build The Tallest Structures Out Of Any Of The Creatures On Earth

    smally1986 Report

    angie but who cares
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y is she touching ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i need a trip to mars can anyone carpool mabe?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second tallest. A hairless ape makes structures much taller.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ Termites Build The Tallest Structures Out Of Any Of The Creatures On Earth” Lol What about humans? We’re not “creatures on earth”.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, no. Humans build the tallest structures out of any of the creatures on earth. We are creatures too.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have them like that in Africa as well. They are very cool.

    Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also are as strong as cement

    Shona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I HAVE BEEN THEREEEEEEEE I POSED WITH IT!!!!!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try to imagine the tunnels in the ground who makes that possible?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are like their own civilisation with farming and tool use and even a social system. These self-contained cities are a marvel of engineering..

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    #53

    A Massive Earthworm Found In Queensland, Australia

    A Massive Earthworm Found In Queensland, Australia

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    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like half a snake.

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have discovered that I can run much faster than I thought.

    Cathal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used for catching huge early birds or massive fish!

    Mila S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE AN EARTHWORM PHOBIA MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

    MRS FLASHMAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the fish you could catch with that thing

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obese fish or ... the ones that catch you instead

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    Boredzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the caption at the bottom of my page... tried to scroll by the pic in lightning speed - sort of saw it anyway. Omg I didn't need to know this.

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    #54

    My Mate Named Him Swoop Dogg - What's Your Best Name For An Angry Magpie?

    My Mate Named Him Swoop Dogg - What's Your Best Name For An Angry Magpie?

    sywofp Report

    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best name? Getthehellawayfrommeyoudamnbird, of course

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zip ties on the kids bike helmets are a must in magpie season lol

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's my name that i came up with that also happens to be my reaction to this photo

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much money was he paid or alcohol did he drink to be made to stand there

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    #55

    My BBQ Is Nearly 70°c. It's Not Turned On

    My BBQ Is Nearly 70°c. It's Not Turned On

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    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 154.4 degrees Fahrenheit for us Americans. Jesus that's hot!

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold your sausage in the air for two min and it's well done

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its hotter than Hades-I have a photo outside my backdoor of the thermometer reader 51' which is 123.8 IN THE SHADE....

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a humid hot like in the southern states?

    Leila Noury
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UMMMM HERE IN AMERICA THE HOTTEST IT GETS IS 120 degrees.....

    #56

    Bizarre Scale-Less Blackfish With Fangs Found In Australia

    Bizarre Scale-Less Blackfish With Fangs Found In Australia

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    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the tadpole of death

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a leech with attitude.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they bite? I mean, can these little hellion fish bite people or animals?

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    #57

    The Two Standard Price Options To Ship Anything To Australia

    The Two Standard Price Options To Ship Anything To Australia

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    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, yeah. I'll just have standard shipping, please.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll wait the extra days, thanks.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't afford to smoke, can't get fast delivery, lockdown has to really suck there

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1,000 AUD to get it possibly 5 days earlier.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 8 days? canadians getting anything straight from China takes a month

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    #58

    Weird Critter From Australia. Hairy Backed Pie Beetle (Helia Perforata)

    Weird Critter From Australia. Hairy Backed Pie Beetle (Helia Perforata)

    right_ho Report

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated: has anyone ever wanted to pet a bee? they're so fuzzy i wanna pet one

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I would sometimes pet bumblebees. On cool day, or when grandma was burning trash, the smoke and/or the cool makes them sluggish. Coax one onto a finger andVery gently scratch it's head with my fingernail. Occasionally one would lean into it. I still do this when I can find one. They like to bore into wood, and don't live in colonies, you can find directions for borer bee houses online

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    Optimus Primal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like one of those combs that you can flip inside out if anyone knows what I mean.

    Tye Dye Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird! But not too bad, compared to the other things on this list.

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SINCE WHEN DO INSECTS HAVE HAIR?

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it stinks when you step on it....

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    #59

    So Having My Lunch Break (Working From Home) When I See Something Moving Across The Living Room Floor. Looks Like I Have A Little Friend Trying To Get Out Of The Heat. Though I'm Damned As To How She Got In Here With All The Doors Shut

    So Having My Lunch Break (Working From Home) When I See Something Moving Across The Living Room Floor. Looks Like I Have A Little Friend Trying To Get Out Of The Heat. Though I'm Damned As To How She Got In Here With All The Doors Shut

    Athialian Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blue tongue skink!!!

    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its so cute. its just a lil lizerd

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue tongued lizards are cool. If you give them catfood they hiss at you.. Then scoff it

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HI BAYBEE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Got here"? This is HER house..

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are awesome creatures

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how she got in? Easy. Intruder window

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    #60

    Man Imitating Nature Or Nature Imitating Man?

    Man Imitating Nature Or Nature Imitating Man?

    biblo22 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he usually sits like that it’s obviously man irritating nature.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kangaroos are always trying to be sexy.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know but the roo doesn't like it

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    #61

    Only In Australia Can You Eat The Two National Animals As Pizza Toppings! This Would Be Like Eating A Bald Eagle Burger

    Only In Australia Can You Eat The Two National Animals As Pizza Toppings! This Would Be Like Eating A Bald Eagle Burger

    LoopholeTravel Report

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Im sure you could get Moose and Reigndeer on a pizza here in Sweden but im not sure it would be any good. Ive eaten ostrich before and it was "like chicken"...so it might work.

    Boredzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know we have reindeer pizza here in Finland. I have eaten reindeer but not on a pizza, it's ok, nothing like chicken :)

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, the real shock here is mayo on a pizza

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayo on pizza is disgusting. Dominos do a pizza with mayo called a double bacon cheeseburger. A friend bought one and shared a piece with me and it was gross, even the texture wasn’t right.

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    The Zooble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be like eating a lion for us Brits (even tho we don't get lions in England; why ate they even our national animal???)

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can't put dragons and unicorns on pizza either, so....🤷‍♀️

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    Giaan Beeltje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke, kangaroo meat is REALLY good.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, but I’ll stick with pepperoni if you don’t mind.

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    #62

    Gives Me The Heebs Every Time I Walk Under These Guys

    Gives Me The Heebs Every Time I Walk Under These Guys

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    PsychoTRX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have 2 other people going to mars with me, wanna join?

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    Leila Noury
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In florida they have something similar- banana spiders! grow up to be huge & have big webs. just dont walk into the web

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's another thing we have in Africa. Once staying in a hut with a straw roof when they all descended from the ceiling to hunt in the lamplight, landing all over my head and face and body on their way down. Good times!

    Athenalikesowls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone remind me to never Go to Australia. Im a major arachnaphobe.

    Diane Patrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lots of them in my garden. My husband refuses to go in my garden.

    Rando
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are abundant in AU

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    #63

    I’m Not Used To This. Should I Burn The House Down?

    I’m Not Used To This. Should I Burn The House Down?

    bnlf Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo, don’t kill it. these spiders kill the dangerous spiders like red backs and white tips.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a small juvenile Huntsman. Harmless to humans and usually can be picked up and stroked. They can run like lightning and eat cockroaches etc. Big ones can be 20-30cm across

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooookay, hold on. Stroke a spider? Yeah...always wanted to - no

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A adolescent huntsman. Harmless and great eater of bugs. Put it outside if it is a problem.

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a big one, I love huntsman spiders

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    Az
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we burnt our house down every time we saw a huntsman we'd all be sleeping in tents.

    Caleb Lumpkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stick him in a cup and put him outside

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a baby huntsman. Don't hurt him, he is your friend and will keep your house free of dangerous bugs.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horrifying thing is that I'm pretty sure this is small by australian standards .-.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a huntsman. He won't hurt you.

    Vince Calabrese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Then throw a grenade into the pile of ash.

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    #64

    Where Even Beaches Have Spiders

    Where Even Beaches Have Spiders

    nuke797 Report

    PsychoTRX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wanna car pool? i have another person goin to mars as well

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIG SPIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnn

    Leila Noury
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww bringing a container to australia- and some spider food ;)

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the spiders can have the beach. NOPE.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.. now I know where Animal Crossing New Horizons got the idea from.

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    #65

    This Very Specific Crossroads Sign In Mount Isa, Australia

    This Very Specific Crossroads Sign In Mount Isa, Australia

    TritonJohn54 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a duck talking and get hit by a brick in the back of his head

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have these intersections here as well. They've been eliminating odd intersections by re-routing one or more roads to make them less conventional....

    Hi Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the most useless sign ever?

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    #66

    One Way To Stop Door Knockers

    One Way To Stop Door Knockers

    kharlvon1972 Report

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see an Eastern Brown Snake (highly venomous) on your front step, I'm guessing you're re-thinking that day's plans to leave the house.

    Anna roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks harmless. Let me guess, it will kill you in 3.5 seconds?

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is extremely venomous, it is rated as the most toxic snake in the world.

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    Vince Calabrese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi buddy, awwww he;s soo cute! Hi hi hi hi

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t get too close, these are highly venomous.

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    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany you just need a dog - or a "beware of dog"-sign.

    Autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shoot that's an Inland Taipan. Call someone, you do not want that in your house.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That extra tall threshold seems justified in Australia.

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this one is a danger noodle though.

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    #67

    They Call This "Fairy Bread"

    They Call This "Fairy Bread"

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany that's common but we use chocolate sprinkles

    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the Dutch do it, too. I've never understood the fondness for it, though.

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    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very common in the netherlands, they have like dozens of different sorts.

    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had cinnamon/sugar toast.

    Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not gross its just butter and sprinkles on bread (as far as I know) I live in the U.S. and it's just sweet and sometimes crunchy from sprinkles.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that here as well, makes me teeth hurt just looking at it.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in America, born and raised, and my mom fed me and my sister this as a cheap snack to get us to shut up. We didn't call it fairy bread though, lmao

    Joshua Topash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the comments are just filled with German comments.

    Tye Dye Llama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Girl Scouts on my city would have geographic night every two years! Every troop would pick a country to do a report on. My troop did Australia one year. We had fairy bread which everybody liked and vegemite, which NOBODY liked XD

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, probably not the best way to try it for the first time lol. Best way to try it is spreading a VERY thin scraping on some buttered toast. And I mean a light scraping, don’t spread it like you would peanut butter or jam etc. 7207119F-1...1f3d3.jpeg 7207119F-19E5-4EDB-A19F-E5A0529F59BF-601340891f3d3.jpeg

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    Ashes_The_Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuff's really good. I eat it all the time in America

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    #68

    A Classic Party Snack

    A Classic Party Snack

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not “classy” as in “upscale hors d’oeuvres”. “Classic” as in “we have done this for generations so why change it now?”.

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    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! For a second I started looking for the spider in that pile haha!

    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most normal thing I've seen so far. I came here on a dare, I may not make it through....

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat, good. Crackers, good. Cheese, good. All good.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is typical in Wisconsin, USA too.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, i'm hungry now. For real, love crackers, cheese and sausages.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be perfectly acceptable in Yorkshire

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ritz crackers are the business!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% yes, Must be ritz crackers not the jatz or similar.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the US, except we have pepperoni instead of that sausage (which looks delicious).

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sausage is called kabana and tastes nothing like our sausages or hotdogs.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, mate! Cabanossi, jatz and c**n cheese with a schooey. What more could you want? Take a sheila out for a couple of rounds of these and then shout her a schnitty after and mate, you'd be in like Flynn! Dead set, you'd get a root, no worries. (Translation available on request).

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    #69

    Just Your Regular Morning Wake Up

    Just Your Regular Morning Wake Up

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    PsychoTRX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna join me with 3 other people on a car pool to mars?

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    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my frog with a snake back

    PsychoTRX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna join me with 3 other people on a car pool to mars?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it up Australia. You don’t need a pandemic to curtail your tourism industry; you’re doing it all by yourselves.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wasp is eating the spider, It’s actually a spider wasp,

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    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real life aliens monster. Horrible way to die beating eaten from the inside out but then again the spiders method is little better with insides being liquified

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    #70

    This Is Called A “Shoey” In Australia. Something Done For Fun Apparently?

    This Is Called A “Shoey” In Australia. Something Done For Fun Apparently?

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    pandamonium.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I really hope that the shoe is new

    Benjamin Fowler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see this and remember the picture from earlier the one with the snake in the shoe

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an Aussie and I find this super disgusting.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there could be a snake in there. :-)

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see, to me, that is the big nope. Insects, spiders, snakes, lizards, they're just doing their thing. I don't feel the slightest revulsion. But drinking out of your shoe? C'mon.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called Shoot The Boot here in the States (Army boot or ankle high leather shoe.) To have after you're already past a bunch of pints. It tastes like cheap beer and dirty socks. Worth doing just to say you did. Once.

    Pretty Axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia-the land of screams wtf's and NOPE MATE IN NOT GOING THERE giphy-22-6...861deb.gif giphy-22-6010910861deb.gif

    Reactive Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel Ricciardo entered the chat .

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hold my beer! *pauses to think* Noooo, wait, pour it into my shoe!"

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking from a shoe has historically been performed as both a bringer of good fortune, a hazing punishment, or a party piece. Drinking champagne from a lady's slipper became a symbol of decadence in the early 20th century. The practice remains particularly popular in Australia, where it is called a shoey.

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