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We can't help ourselves, we see an open blind and it's human nature to steal a glance! A woman weighing her boob, a rogue postmen and a latex clad ‘man dog’...

This English artist Paul Blow has illustrated some of the most bizarre stories.

More info: Paul Blow | Commissioned by English Blinds

#1

“I Work As A Window Cleaner So I Often See Into People’s Homes While I’m Working – It’s Hard To Avoid. The Strangest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Was An Old Lady Eating Dinner At A Table Completely Surrounded By Her Cats, Who Were Also Eating Dinner.”

“I Work As A Window Cleaner So I Often See Into People’s Homes While I’m Working – It’s Hard To Avoid. The Strangest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Was An Old Lady Eating Dinner At A Table Completely Surrounded By Her Cats, Who Were Also Eating Dinner.”

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#2

“My Neighbour Is A Bit Of An Eccentric Man. I Always Knew He Kept Owls, But I Didn’t Know They Lived In His House With Him Until I Spotted Him Eating Breakfast One Morning With A Large Owl Perched On Top Of His Head. The Best Part Was He Looked Quite Unfazed By The Whole Thing.”

“My Neighbour Is A Bit Of An Eccentric Man. I Always Knew He Kept Owls, But I Didn’t Know They Lived In His House With Him Until I Spotted Him Eating Breakfast One Morning With A Large Owl Perched On Top Of His Head. The Best Part Was He Looked Quite Unfazed By The Whole Thing.”

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Amber Ridgdill
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cardinal that sits on top of my head regularly lol I'm certain my neighbors have seen it at least once.... now that I think about it, none of my neighbors talk to me @_@

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#3

“The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen Through A Window Was When I Saw A Lady Weighing A Single Boob On A Set Of Kitchen Scales. Not Sure What Recipe It Was For!”

“The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen Through A Window Was When I Saw A Lady Weighing A Single Boob On A Set Of Kitchen Scales. Not Sure What Recipe It Was For!”

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Zinaida Aleksandroff
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that myself once, because my boobs are so big I always get comments that most of my weight is in my boobs. Just to know exactly how much I checked

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prolly a crude way to check if one was heavier with lumps, before going in for a proper mammogram

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Amy Carter
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Looks like it weighs 23 lbs. Gotta be implants!

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#4

“I Can Hear My Gate Open And Close From My Bedroom, And I Notice It Most In The Mornings When The Postman Comes. Strange Thing Was, Sometimes I’d Hear The Gate Open But I Wouldn’t Receive Any Post. Well, One Morning I Was Up And About Earlier Than Usual When I Heard The Gate Go – I Then Saw That My Postman Had Taken To Using My Garden As His Personal Toilet Stop. I Knocked On The Window And Waved, And Since Then I Only Ever Hear The Gate Open When I Get Post!”

“I Can Hear My Gate Open And Close From My Bedroom, And I Notice It Most In The Mornings When The Postman Comes. Strange Thing Was, Sometimes I’d Hear The Gate Open But I Wouldn’t Receive Any Post. Well, One Morning I Was Up And About Earlier Than Usual When I Heard The Gate Go – I Then Saw That My Postman Had Taken To Using My Garden As His Personal Toilet Stop. I Knocked On The Window And Waved, And Since Then I Only Ever Hear The Gate Open When I Get Post!”

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#5

“I Was Once Walking My Dog When I Happened To Look Into Someone’s Front Room. I Saw A Woman Wearing Black Leather Walking Her ‘dog’ – A Guy On A Leash! Each To Their Own, I Guess.”

“I Was Once Walking My Dog When I Happened To Look Into Someone’s Front Room. I Saw A Woman Wearing Black Leather Walking Her ‘dog’ – A Guy On A Leash! Each To Their Own, I Guess.”

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#6

“My Neighbour Is Completely Obsessed With Justin Bieber. It’s Actually A Little Bit Odd. Apart From The Posters All Over The Wall, I’ve Even Seen Her Sitting On Her Sofa With A Life-size Cut-out Of Him. Gives Me The Creeps!”

“My Neighbour Is Completely Obsessed With Justin Bieber. It’s Actually A Little Bit Odd. Apart From The Posters All Over The Wall, I’ve Even Seen Her Sitting On Her Sofa With A Life-size Cut-out Of Him. Gives Me The Creeps!”

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