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74 Funny Newspaper Headlines That Make You Wonder If The World Is Going Mad
Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.
The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.
Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
I long for the days when any story involving the police was this... harmless.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
Reminds me of the picture of a fire truck on fire I saw the other day.
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Speak easy buttercup 6 months ago
Man ive been there before and honestly I do NOT miss my 20s! 🤣
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Major Harris 6 months ago (edited)
simpsons treehouse of horrors, "nightmare cafeteria" season 6 episode 6!
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
Googled it. A chicken is capable of 15kph or 9mph in freedom units. That's a little slow for a city bus, including frequent stops, but not terrible.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
I miss slow news days. Remember when the whole world was turned on its head by a picture of a dress? I miss those days.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
I'm running the numbers for the calories in my brain and it's making my heart hurt.
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LinkTheHylian 6 months ago
To Bill The Splut: I've seen many of these and can confirm they are real.
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Speak easy buttercup 6 months ago
Oh no! Do they not realize how sharp the claws are on those things??? 😳😳
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
He who smelt it dealt it. Yes I know I spelled smelled wrong but it's funnier that way.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago
I heard it is painful if you get trapped by the sudokus.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
Ahh! i was hoping it was a gateway to the nether-realms! Gonna have to find another way out of this timeline.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
She threw an orange at him? Dear god lock her up and hide all the tropical fruit! Can you imagine what she could do with a PINEAPPLE?!?
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago
To be fair to the teacher the girl had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
They went with that pun when "Potate-uh-ohhhh" was right there!
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago
What a terrible situation to be in when you do not have to worry about your mortgage, or bills or the price of food.
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LinkTheHylian 6 months ago
"Sorry to tell you this, Fido, but in a previous life you were a cat."
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Doug Moyer 6 months ago
Apparently, they are fibrous, tough, and astringent. So, fair enough...
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