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Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.

The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.

Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.

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#1

Cop treed by cat loses pipe, pants, tooth, and dignity in humorous police incident

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I long for the days when any story involving the police was this... harmless.

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    Humorous newspaper headline about elderly woman stealing mobility scooter getaway

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    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that Benny Hill chase music as the cops try to catch them.

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    British journalist and author Alistair Coleman has been running the blog for nearly two decades now.

    “It’s a very specific thing, if you’re angry at something like dog poo on your street or your bus has been axed, you go out to your local press and they send a photographer and you point at the thing that’s made you angry and it’s those photos are what we want,” he said in a Q&A.

    “People get furious about tiny little things in their life and it’s brilliant. So many people do it.”

    #3

    Pothole repair lorry swallowed by pothole in Somerset attracts villagers' attention

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the picture of a fire truck on fire I saw the other day.

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    Coleman himself has never been in local journalism.

    “I was a technician to start with and my technician role sort of slid slightly into writing about technology and then the technician role disappeared so I just became a journalist and one thing led to another and I’m now a North Korea analyst and a Fake News analyst,” he explained.

    “It’s a very weird career path I’ve taken.”

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    However, Coleman has become very passionate about local journalism while he has been working on this blog. “Not just in the UK but they also have challenges elsewhere in the world,” he said.

    “Now that one of the major sources of news is the internet, newspapers find it difficult to monetize the news on the internet, so they’re losing money — just because people don’t want to pay for news. However, I’m all for anything that gets people reading their local newspaper again, connecting with their local communities again — and I’ve accidentally started people doing that again,” Coleman added.

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    #10

    Amusing education headline on school caterers confident of meat quality

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    Major Harris
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    simpsons treehouse of horrors, "nightmare cafeteria" season 6 episode 6!

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    Hilarious headline about 38 bus being slower than a chicken

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled it. A chicken is capable of 15kph or 9mph in freedom units. That's a little slow for a city bus, including frequent stops, but not terrible.

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    Coleman has even released a book on ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers.’ Packed with the best that regional journalism can offer, there are chapters on antisocial behavior, transport hell, and fast-food nightmares.

    One of the author’s favorite stories featured in the book is about a self-styled Mrs Angry on EU referendum day, but there are so many that stand out.

    “Another favourite ... was some bloke that was pulled away from a funeral because there was a squirrel that set fire to his garage. The picture that came with it was an image aiming his shotgun up in the air, ‘Right squirrel, I’m going to come and get you.’ That was marvellous. It was a marvellous little story because it’s one man’s impotent fury but you do really feel sorry for him.”

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    “People go to their local paper about things that make them angry, things that are weird and they go viral from there. Local newspapers are the backbone of journalism,” Coleman added.

    “It’s a shame, it’s such a shame many are cut to the bone. It’s a shame they can’t afford to have staffed photographers anymore because they are the people that make the British press what it is. I’m absolutely passionate about this.”

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    Coleman believes that should there be an American version of ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ it would look very different.

    “The American press is very different. They’re all trying to win the Pulitzer Prize, whereas British journalists always start with a strong top line, you know, ‘This happened today’. The American press is always, ‘It started off with an innocent trip to the zoo and it ended in tragedy’ — every single one of them does that. You’re down the fourth, fifth, sixth paragraph before you find out what the story is about because they’re too busy telling a ‘story story’ rather than a news story,” he said.

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    “They don’t tend to have the photography that we do, it’s always a picture of the scene — they don’t tend to go for the personal photography. Canada is a lot like ours, and Australia is like ours, only turned up to eleven.”

    #23

    Funny newspaper headline about life in Confey Cemetery and graveyard expansion

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    Lotekguy
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    Not only is there life, but it's in the form of George Romero.

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    #26

    Funny headline about man tasered after laundry basket standoff

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    Bill The Splut
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    Gonna go with "All the UK Newspaper Entries Here Are Fake." Pretty sure no newspaper sets its type in Comic Sans.

    #28

    Funny headline about British scientists disliking Richard Dawkins without asking

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair he has turned into a colossal bottomhole in the last few years.

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    #29

    Comical headline about woman's brain removal joy in local newspaper

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    Adam Zad
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the doctor because I wanted a brain transplant. Fortunately, she was able to change my mind.

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    #32

    Police officer rides horse to work but ministry rejects the idea

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    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem was that the station parking lot didn't have a handicrap space for the horse.

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    #33

    Kent and Sussex Courier headline about grandad returning from Cornwall by bus

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss slow news days. Remember when the whole world was turned on its head by a picture of a dress? I miss those days.

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    #34

    Funny news of man eating 4.5kg cottage pie before ordering pudding

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm running the numbers for the calories in my brain and it's making my heart hurt.

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    #37

    Funny newspaper headline about father dialing 999 because it was raining

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    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw what water did to the Wicked Witch of the West, and didn't feel safe.

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    #38

    Hilarious newspaper headline about angry young women driving men to cougars

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Do they not realize how sharp the claws are on those things??? 😳😳

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    #40

    Hilarious newspaper story about broken engagement after 43 years

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    Space Invader
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time she thought he was just happy to see her...

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    #42

    Northern Echo headline denying breaking wind in boy's face

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He who smelt it dealt it. Yes I know I spelled smelled wrong but it's funnier that way.

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    #43

    Banbury Guardian update on Brackley sinkhole being just a hole

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh! i was hoping it was a gateway to the nether-realms! Gonna have to find another way out of this timeline.

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    #47

    Hilarious newspaper headline about woman attacking postman with satsuma fruit

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She threw an orange at him? Dear god lock her up and hide all the tropical fruit! Can you imagine what she could do with a PINEAPPLE?!?

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    #52

    Comic newspaper headline about girl with eyepatch called pirate by teacher

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    To be fair to the teacher the girl had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder.

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    #57

    Humorous headline about inability to open bank account for being too rich

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    Ace
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti money-laundering rules mean that banks won't accept large cash deposits without proof of where it came from.

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    #60

    Humorous headline about row after dog steals baby’s brioche

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    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was all the talk in my local Waitrose.

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    #68

    Funny news headline about man's blue skin panic caused by bed sheet dye

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    Beady El
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Da ba Dee, da ba dah….” he went on…

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    #69

    Entertaining headline about toy shop owner throwing a tantrum

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valid, the owner is a 10 year old,and do not want to share toys

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    #70

    Humorous headline about shopping trolley left in busy supermarket parking

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    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be included in a new film they are making called Frome Here to Eternity.

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    #72

    Funny opinion piece on being trapped in wealth like David Cameron

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible situation to be in when you do not have to worry about your mortgage, or bills or the price of food.

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