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What do you know about Ancient Egypt, Pandas? I'll be honest – my personal knowledge pretty much begins and ends with the 1999 classic "The Mummy." And it's a shame, since the film is not historically accurate; Hamunaptra was not a real place in Ancient Egypt, and Imhotep was actually an architect, not a high priest of the New Kingdom.

But you don't have to be an Egyptologist to enjoy some jokes about Ancient Egypt – being an enthusiast will suffice. So, here we present to you the funniest posts about pharaohs, pyramids, Egyptian gods, and Egyptian culture that we could find online. Turns out, even a modern person can find bits of Ancient Egyptian life relatable.

Discover more in 50 Hilarious Ancient Egypt Memes You Don't Need To Know Hieroglyphics To Understand

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Ancient Egypt meme showing hieroglyphics with humor about writing on walls and worshipping cats.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a distraction trick involving an Egyptian god figure and a cardboard box.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a carved stone relief of a figure vomiting hieroglyphics, humorously depicting nightlife.

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    You certainly don't need to know how to read hieroglyphics to enjoy these memes. Yet, if you were to learn hieroglyphics, you'd have to learn 700 symbols! Although among the symbols are pictures of birds, shapes, and even body parts, the pictures don't mean the things they are depicting. In other words, it's not picture writing.

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    In the 1820s, scientists were able to decode Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics with the help of the Rosetta Stone. It's a historical artifact that contains a decree from 196 BC written in hieroglyphics, the Ancient Greek, and Egyptian demotic alphabets. Since researchers were already able to read Ancient Greek, they soon deciphered both Egyptian scripts.

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    Ancient Egypt meme featuring Egyptian god with text about Egyptian mythology and Set’s jealousy in a humorous style.

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    Ancient Egypt meme combining hieroglyphic art with modern cat reaction and dramatic woman pointing scene.

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    Funny Ancient Egypt meme featuring a dog at a door with a caption joking about Anubis and hieroglyphics humor.

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    Originally, hieroglyphics adorned the tombs of rich and important people. As professor emeritus at the University of Chicago's Oriental Institute, Peter F. Dorman explains, "The earliest hieroglyphic writing is commonly found on grave goods found in royal tombs at Abydos that precede the historical period."

    "Since hieroglyphs are pictorial, the link with early formal art is indelible, especially the representation of the king with his royal titulary, which can be seen on commemorative monuments placed in the earliest temples," he told History.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing two men examining an upside-down sphinx prototype on a table with hieroglyphics.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing Anubis waking up a mummy with hieroglyphics background and humorous text about dogs.

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    Meme comparing Roman Colosseum and Egyptian pyramid with humorous take on ancient Egypt memes and history.

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    However, hieroglyphics weren't the only alphabet that Ancient Egyptians used. People in Ancient Egypt also wrote on papyrus, and they used a pen or a brush, since it was a more fragile material. The demotic alphabet, the third one on the Rosetta Stone, was developed in the 800s B.C. Ancient Egyptians used it for composing everyday documents and writing books and poems.

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    Funny ancient Egypt meme showing a person with a black cat on their head as a helmet in a humorous pose.

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    Funny ancient Egypt meme showing a cat on a pole with text about Egyptian cats and gods humor.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing cartoon figures with pyramids and hieroglyphics humor about grammar rules.

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    Interestingly, not every Egyptian in Ancient Egypt could read hieroglyphics. As James P. Allen claims in his book Middle Egyptian: An Introduction to the Language and Culture of Hieroglyphs, only priests were able to read them. "Inscriptions that were meant to have a larger audience were carved in Demotic instead," he notes.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a statue with a broken hand, humorously lamenting aliens receiving credit for the pyramids.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing Egyptian gods with different headgear humorously representing free trial accounts in hieroglyphics style.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a humorous high-five scene with Egyptian figures and hieroglyphics in the background.

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    Naturally then, hieroglyphic writing was phased out over time. After the Ptolemies began ruling Egypt in 300 B.C., the main language in Ancient Egypt became Ancient Greek. 600 years later, a Roman emperor banned pagan religious practice in Egypt, effectively ensuring that Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics wouldn't be used anywhere. Egyptologists claim that the last hieroglyphics that were carved into a statue might've been a mystery to the sculptor who had to do it.

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    Orange tabby cat striking a humorous pose on grass, illustrating a hilarious Ancient Egypt meme about walking like an Egyptian.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a jawbone with wired teeth as a dental bridge and humorous text about insurance.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing gods Anubis and Thoth with hieroglyphics, humor about homework in a school setting.

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    What do you think is the coolest thing about Egypt, Pandas? Have you ever wanted to be an Egyptologist after you've seen the movie The Mummy? I'll be honest – I really thought I would grow up to be like Rachel Weisz's character. Let us know your favorite things about ancient Egypt in the comments. And be sure to check out some comics about Ancient Egypt from Tut Comics right here!

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    Ancient Egypt memes featuring humorous hieroglyphic symbols like birds, ankh, eye, and ancient figures in cartoon style.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing hieroglyphics with a humorous caption about DJing and song requests.

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    Close-up of the Great Sphinx with a hand holding binoculars to its nose in a funny Ancient Egypt meme.

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    Funny Ancient Egypt meme with a pyramid saying hard to hear you through my huge grave about humility and size.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a statue with text referencing Michael Jackson and ancient Egyptian humor.

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    He obviously had some passed life issues.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a Pharaoh receiving ice cream and WiFi in a humorous hieroglyphic-style carving.

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    Dog wearing a pink shirt on a bus seat with text referencing Anubis in funny ancient Egypt memes.

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    Busy modern cityscape of Egypt contrasted with cartoonish ancient Egyptian memes and pyramids in desert setting.

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    Pharaoh statue meme joking about archaeologists finding a chocolate and hazelnut mummy called Pharaoh Rocher, ancient Egypt humor.

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    Ancient Egypt meme featuring Thoth holding a teddy bear and gifts in a humorous hieroglyphics-themed illustration.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a man with a crocodile-like pet in hieroglyphics style, humorously depicting bring your pet to work day.

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    Stone carving of an ancient Egyptian hand with hieroglyphics, referencing hilarious ancient Egypt memes and history.

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    Ancient Egypt meme with a drawn figure raising hands next to hieroglyphics and text saying that's some crazy stuff.

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    Cartoon showing an alien instructing an ancient Egyptian to bend at the knees while moving a large stone, meme about Ancient Egypt.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing excited character with text about Egyptians seeing cats for the first time in a humorous style.

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    Meme featuring a man emphasizing the phrase and I took that personally, related to hilarious Ancient Egypt memes.

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    Ancient Egypt memes featuring two statues with captions about unburying the Sphinx for different reasons.

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    Bar chart humorously showing giant sand triangles as the biggest source of feelings of power, referencing Ancient Egypt memes.

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    Burning car labeled other bronze age civilization contrasts with relaxed animal in pool labeled Egypt, illustrating ancient Egypt memes humor concept.

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    Distracted boyfriend meme with labels Cleopatra, Marc Antony, and Rome illustrating a humorous Ancient Egypt meme.

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    Ancient Egypt meme featuring a cartoon god Set with text asking what type of animal he is in a humorous style.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing hieroglyphics with humorous take on tombs and health packs from video games.

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    Ancient Egypt meme showing a mummy's face with a humorous caption about being sealed in a tomb and browser history.

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    Funny ancient Egypt meme showing a pharaoh sarcophagus on a water slide at a waterpark, combining humor and history.

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    Cartoon of a mummy with the joke why was the Egyptian confused because his Daddy was a mummy, Ancient Egypt memes humor.

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    SpongeBob meme comparing Egypt’s strength against Hittites and Persians in hilarious ancient Egypt humor.

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    Ancient Egypt meme comparing an Egyptian artifact to a Mario Pez dispenser in a humorous style.

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