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One very insightful human being named Samuel Beckett wrote: “Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.” This quote is from the play Endgame, and whilst it may turn your head in puzzlement, it’s quite simple—bad things happen, we go “ha-ha,” mostly because that’s the best we can do at the moment.
And so with that, we enter the chaotic realm of Twitter, where people gather to make sense of daily life through short bits of commentary. Some of it makes us chuckle, some makes us think that the asteroid is long overdue. One Facebook page is set up with the purpose to find and share the best of the worst and worst of the best tweets to have ever existed.
This page is fittingly called “The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2,” run by comedian Trev Lewis, who was kind enough to answer some of Bored Panda’s questions. We’ve spoken with Trev on multiple occasions; one of our previous articles can be found here, and another here.
As you continue scrolling through, don’t forget to upvote your favorites and leave some comments for us all to enjoy! Now let’s get into it!
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DC 2 years ago
There is a similarity, but, tbh, he lacks life in his eyes. She must be dulled a fair bit to be able to compete with him on that level - she'll always exceed him otherwise.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
came to the comments to say this. he is dead inside. she has a rich inner world.
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Lesley Christie 2 years ago
Don't you dare mention Her Royal Highness Kathy Bates in the same sentence as that cockwomble
Vic 2 years ago
Yes that little s**t must be crushed.. oh! you mean movie.. yeah! she'll crush it..
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Purplescales 2 years ago
To me this is an example of men being allowed more grace with their frames than women. Kathy Bates is a fantastic actress but is considered plus sized, Elon appears the same here but he is not referred to as large.
Kaiser 1989 2 years ago
Trust the science! What men and women prioritize in mates are quite different at times. Accept it and move on with your life. Men and women are never going to be the same.
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“As humans are at once both righteous and sinful, so human existence is at once both heartbreaking and hilarious,” Carl R. Trueman put it. I love quotes. There’s nothing better than an intelligent person leaving their mark on the world with a short message. Every day, 867 million of such messages enter the wonderful world of Twitter.
Wonderful may be an overstatement, as Twitter houses some of the most unhinged, honest, and curious people that exist. Comedian Trev Lewis has gone on a mission to collect some of the most interesting and hilarious tweets to ever exist, posting them on his page “The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2.”
We reached out to Trev to get his opinions on the new and not-so-improved Twitter after Elon Musk’s takeover, as well as to understand how important it is for us humans to embrace the funny side of life.
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Tree P 2 years ago
Yes, that IS how it works!!21 years of midnights and never a full 8 hours of sleep! Nobody respects day sleepers.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Morning people assume we're just being lazy, no matter work shifts, difficulty with medical conditions or pain, or just natural rhythm. If the morning person sleeps from 10 pm until 6 am, that's eight hours. If the night person sleeps from 4 am to 12 pm, that's eight hours. Same amount of sleep, different time. Neither is lazy.
Janine B. 2 years ago
Agreed. I'm a total night person and literally everyone is making fun of me when I turn up at the office before noon. I work the same amount of time and as efficiently as everyone else. It's really getting on my nerves. 🙄
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Yeeters 2 years ago
i am a night owl. The rest of my family is not. I was always quiet as to not wake them up, but they were always loud. They would never even try and would just make more and more excuses as to why they cannot shut up. One day my mom decided to vacuum the house while i was asleep in the morning. I walked up to her and told her that if she cannot respect my sleep schedule, then i won't respect theirs and will be loud in the night, see who clocks out first. It's been quiet since then.
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
My dog would wake me up early every morning - including on my day off! - in order to demand a treat. I used to complain about it, but of course now he's gone I keep longing to hear that telltale thump and clatter of claws outside my door. :(
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
I've gotten SO much flack from parents of people I've dated, because I'm not an early riser. Like so fricking what if I don't get up at 6.00 a.m.?? Not that I need an excuse, but I have several medical conditions that make it REALLY hard to get up early; unless I have a specific reason to get up early, my body just can't do it.
WeatheredRobot 2 years ago
I lived with a very morning person.. she insisted on grinding chia seeds and blending smoothies at 6am every morning... It was an upsidedown house.. my bedroom was under the kitchen. Beyond loud
Victoria Anderson 2 years ago
I would make her smoothie the night before, then "accidentally" hide/break the blender before going to bed. World peace 👼🏻
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BeKindAnyway 2 years ago
Not this morning gal....I tiptoe around the house. If I'm too loud, someone else might wake up and disturb my peaceful morning coffee time. Precious moments before the sun comes up.
hhh cubed 2 years ago
I truly love your logic. You are such a rare breed though that you might just be a unicorn in human form.
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Will Cable 2 years ago
I'm quiet both morning and night. At the moment we've got a floorboard that has started to squeak and I find myself stepping over it to avoid any noise.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
AND you learned a lot about a new subject! Win-win! (well the other one prob learned something as well)
Mary Reeves 2 years ago
This person is my spirit animal and I will follow all of their guidance.
To back it up a bit to a time not-so-long-ago, Trev told Bored Panda that he was conflicted about Musk acquiring Twitter. "Musk has a long history of buying his way into companies and then running them badly," he said, describing the common occurrence of a burning Tesla grazing the ponds of Twitter, as though a metaphor of sorts. You know how the saying goes: If it ain’t broke, don’t get Musk involved. But they did.
Now, a few months after it all transpired, we can all agree that “it’s a hot mess.” “I predicted Musk would run Twitter poorly, but he's performed beneath even my lowest expectations,” Trev said. From major updates on the daily, to Musk’s conduct on the platform, it clearly shows that he “fundamentally has no idea what he is doing. Twitter feels different in many ways now.”
For someone like Trev, who uses Twitter to curate content for other online communities, he’s been finding it much more difficult to source authentic content, as bot farms have been allowed to push their stuff to the forefront. “The good stuff is still there, and I still consider it my favorite social media site, it just takes a lot more effort to navigate,” he explained.
#4
April Caron 2 years ago
I’m missing the fight or flight response… I have the flappy-flailing-arms-just-like-I-walked-into-a-spider-web-and-curse-a-lot response.
Francis 2 years ago (edited)
what i imagine: a Lion is attacking you, and you're like *throwing arms in the air, looking annoyed* "awwn damn, well then..."
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Same intensity with today's caller ID, stratospherically worse on old-timey landline
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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Apparently when you’re chronically ill, your body is stuck in fight or fight mode. I’ve not worked how to shut it off yet, I’m very chilled right now, makes no sense to me!
Dan Padgett 2 years ago
Yeah, all anxiety is; is your fight or flight radar is too sensitive so nomal stuff triggers it. Yet to explain that to my idiot brain. Hope you're doing well though.
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Kittens have to wind up their butts for their pounce response. Bouche really doesn't seem to understand she's telegraphing her next move. Now, don't anyone tell her!
YourLocalLizard 2 years ago
I don't have fight or flight, I have Freeze or listen to music on spotify at 3am
Carrie Laughs 2 years ago
Fight, flight, freeze and the final one is appease - which I think listening to music would do nicely!!
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Pluto 2 years ago
Depends what the email is. If someone is blackmailing you to mow their lawn, then a fight or flight response is appropriate. If it’s your boss telling you that you’ve been slacking off when you have not then that is also appropriate. If the email is about bored panda telling you that you got an upvote on your comment then the fight or flight response is not appropriate.
#5
Monday 2 years ago
No idea....I was under the impression "plus one" could be literally any other human you want to bring.
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wifeofweasley 2 years ago
This! I wasn't allowed to bring my bestie to a christmas party. I asked why everyone else was allowed to bring someone and they said that only romantic partners are allowed. I sat alone the entire night just because I don't have partner.
Almarako94 2 years ago
Don't waste your time with those idiots, next time spend the time with your bestie.
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I've been on my own during several weddings. Only once was I allowed to bring someone (I bought my sister and it was such a fun evening). I need a person during these events. Otherwise my entire day will be spent thinking who to sit with next, not to spend too much time with the bride (my friend who invited me), not to seem too alone, not to be pushing my company onto people, weddings are so exhausting because of this. I just need a person. Just one.
April Porter 2 years ago
To me a plus one is anybody. Hell, bring your mom for all I care, bring your next door neighbor's kid...
Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
Yes, or their kid. Or pet. In fact, are plus ones even necessary? I feel like that's an American thing, but idk. Where I come from, people just show up. Even strangers may show up.
PenguinQueen 2 years ago (edited)
friends of mine gave me this option for their engagement party/meal. Was extremely grateful but everyone there assumed we were a couple
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
In my single days, if I wasnt allowed a friend at least my emotional support goldie joined me or I cancelled. Not enduring formal stuff alone.
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
You know I thought "goldfish" at first, made me wonder
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Cujo Merdoc 2 years ago
Like this one. Have had so many bridzillas that always say the the plus one needs to be a partner or a lover. One time our mom was invited to a wedding and was recently divorced so she brought her best friend as a plus one. The bride at first made a HUGE stink saying "you are not a lesbian why would you lie to people like that? And if this is you coming out, how could you take away from my big day" mom just replied with "she's my best friend. I said i was coming with a plus one and got divorced (thank heavens) so not to put you in a bid with the quick change i just brought my best friend." The bride went into more of a tizzy freaking out about her vibe and that a freshly divorced woman at her wedding could curse her and her husband. Annd then ahd the gul to say that our mom should've got a "fake husband" for the wedding as to not cause confusion. Our mom's best friend toook that and ran with it for the whole rest of the wedding, she started saying "hello! I'm _____ fake husband!"
#6
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
I'd absolutely do the same. If I had sprinklers, I'd make sure those went off too at 6am
Gary 2 years ago
In the uk, a taxi wont take a pis$ed person anywhere without payment up front lol.
Kiryn Silverwing 2 years ago
That's dangerous. If a drink person can't take a taxi, they're more likely to try to drive themselves home.
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Vyxsin (she/her) 2 years ago
When I drove a cab, if you passed out our destination reverts to default, the closest hospital.
The future of Twitter is an uncertain one, but Trev still has hope for it, as long as its leadership is sorted out. “I think Twitter will quickly fall under the leadership of someone new, and then it will more closely resemble the pre-Musked version of the platform,” he said. “It's simply too popular to completely fade away. We've seen Tumblr experience its own renaissance recently.”
“Twitter is far more crucial to the zeitgeist than something like Tumblr,” Trev continued. “It has powerful and influential people on it. There's nothing else like it in the increasingly video-centric social media arena. People simply love to log onto Twitter and see what the world is talking about. So, I'm fairly confident it will find a path forward.” We sure hope so, but I think it’s time we returned back to the funny side of things.
Tragedy and humor are two tropes that will continue to define humanity. If you’re trying to find purpose, it’ll be somewhere on that spectrum. Trev believes that humor is “the most powerful and natural coping mechanism we have,” explaining that’s something we not only enjoy, but also need. “That’s why so much of the internet is centered on making people laugh,” he said. “That’s why I try my best to create spaces online where people can reliably find something to laugh at and brighten their day.”
#7
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
My kids asked that when their dad had been away for a few days and they suddenly saw that the car wasnt in the garage 🤣
RandomFrog(He/They️️) 2 years ago
Lmao my parents and siblings thought I went with my mom on errands, cuz i was up in my room. They ordered dinner and ate it and were all doing their thing when I appeared and my dad was like omg I’m so sorry I thought u we’re with ur mom, do you want dinner?
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
My sister called one time, when I was the last kid living with Mom, and asked where Mom was. I said "either in the laundry room or Syracuse"
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
The curse of the digital age, makes you less observant of the things going on around you.
#8
Panda Kicki 2 years ago (edited)
This may get me downvoted into oblivion, but I do support medical testing of animals when needed. All of the life saving meds we use have at some stage been tested on animals. If we where to start the testing directly on humans very few meds would make it (or very few test subjects). I have several times been part of medical trials of new meds and vaccines and I can willingly say I wouldnt do that if it animals hadnt takem the first rounds so we at least know something about possible side effects. Animal medical testing should be used with caution and respect, but I will not say to a terminally sick kid that the medicine that might have saved them is still in the lab due to a ban on animal testing.
Aran Lindvail2 2 years ago
That entirely depends on the available alternatives. There are often other options, e.g. living tissue samples, which can even be grown from human stem cells and thus be a closer match than animal models. If you don't live in a stupid country where Christians decided that human stem cells are sacred, like I do, that is.
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jenjie.newt 2 years ago
My parents adopted a test beagle. This poor dog had NO concept of life except fear. Literally everything outside her crate was totally new. And there's worse I'll leave out. Two years later and she's finally adapted to being a dog, enjoying dog things, and not having her back shaved to have test cosmetics smeared on it until her skin burned.
Janine B. 2 years ago
Reading this just makes me sick. :( How old was the sweet girl when she came out of that hell?
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I Just Live Here 2 years ago
Me too! I have two adopted beagles, litter mates, that are almost 14 years old. They can still drag me down the street if they catch a scent while we're walking!
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Monday 2 years ago
Because experimenting on humans is mostly illegal. You can't give a human a new cancer drug without seeing what that drug does to living bodies....so you give it to a beagle. If the beagle has no significant side effects you test it on a healthy volunteering human, if the beagle has terrible side effects you go back to the drawing board to fix your medication. It's terrible, but necessary. [Note: cancer drugs were used as an example because that's typically what beagles are used for]
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Karen Kerslake 2 years ago
On dear some people are deluded about efficacy of testing on animals as a precursor to human testing. Mainly it's unnecessary and doesn't give a good indication of the effect on humans. Read this if you want to educate yourselves https://bmcmedethics.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12910-019-0352-3#:~:text=Animal%20testing%20has%20been%20central%20to%20pre-clinical%20drug,responses%2C%20both%20with%20respect%20to%20efficacy%20and%20toxicity%2Fsafety. And then weap for all those animals who died for nothing.
Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago (edited)
Huh…? I’m a bit confused; animal testing in medical research is CRAZY hard to get a green light for, it’s going to have to be absolutely necessary, have a high efficacy and absolutely no possible alternative, or it’s not happening. That’s “possible” alternative, not “cheap” alternative. If there’s another way that costs one and a half fortunes, you pay one and a half fortunes and do that instead; no green light. The ethics counsel would shut it down instantly. But maybe that’s depending on location, that’s quite possible; all I can say for sure is that where I live there is no unnecessary animal testing being done just because. Cosmetic testing isn’t happening at all, and no such animal tested products are legal to sell. We’re particular about it, it’s the law since 1979 and it’s followed rigorously. We don’t like animal testing, it’s by nature unethical, so we pretty much avoid it whenever at all possible.
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2 years ago
F**k anyone here justifying the cruelty these animals go through, boo hoo, why arent you used as a test subject? Why are humans better than animals?
#9
Anna Zabel 2 years ago
Current information states that pregnant people can have 200mg caffeine daily.
Jenna 2 years ago
Plus for all the other person knew she was being nice and picking up a coffee for someone else.
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BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
I've be torn between "Yeah, it turns out the baby died already and I'm waiting to be induced next week." to "Oh, I'm not pregnant. It's a huge tumor and I don't have insurance. There's a pool on how long until I die, want to get in on it?" and "STFU! I CAN HAVE A COFFEE A DAY!!"
Jp@nda 2 years ago
If you were actually pregnant you would never say that your baby is dead, never.
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Looks like an Angel 2 years ago
I'm overweight and years ago I was buying cigarettes and the gas station attendant said "You know, you shouldn't smoke when you're pregnant." I looked her RIGHT in the eyes and said "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat." She then started stuttering and stammering, saying something about "these puffy jackets that all of the girls are wearing now-a-days are making people look bigger etc." I just walked away. It's VERY OFFENSIVE to assume someone is pregnant.
Carrie Laughs 2 years ago
Yep, it's offensive to assume but it's mainly offensive to think you have the right to comment in the first place. Mind your own business about what other people are doing, and how they look.
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Claire Elise 2 years ago
I'm not pregnant; it's actually a beer belly, but I love the Magic Circle of space it makes men give you, so I often don't correct them: if you're going to make a stupid, rude assumption, it's more than valid that I take advantage of it.
Lyyyy 2 years ago
Hahaha, one older aquaintace saw me yesterday, we said hi, and she suddenly started stroking my stomach asking how is the little one doing, even though I was wearing really thick winter jacket. It took me a while to catch on, but then I said ” Nope, I’m just fat! O_____O” And now I’m feeling really guilty because I’m actually like 10 weeks along and not showing at all and couldn’t just have admitted it to her because we haven’t told anyone yet.
Alis From Wonderland 2 years ago (edited)
eh... yes and no. the only reason i don't give "unsolicited advice" even in situations when it's killing me is because people are d!cks about it. i had a manager who was 8 months pregnant and smoking. and not like 1 cig once a month to alleviate the withdrawals (which is bad as is) but like 2 cigs in the 15 minutes we had to be outside during a fire drill. i overheard her saying that allegedly her doctor told her it's okay so i never said anything because if a person thinks endangering their unborn child is fine they won't like me saying otherwise. if you exhibit questionable behavior in public you're going to get "unsolicited advice" about it and the only people not giving any are people who had to deal with someone as pleasant as you when they first tried.
To go back to the perplexing quote at the very beginning of this article—“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness”—we can see the interpolation of the two. Humor can be emphasized by objectively ridiculing unhappy events in order to relieve the tragic feelings, states Arisa Tohma in her discussion of the play. The narrow line between tragedy and hilarity makes for an interesting dynamic, in which both sides share two sides of the same serious truth.
Dorion Sagan in his essay “The Human is More than Human: Interspecies Communities and the New ‘Facts of Life’” argues that it’s not possible to understand life without understanding the role of energy, and although he speaks on the need for humans to live more in tune with nature and its cycles, I found this idea to be quite interesting.
#10
Ela 2 years ago
Man, keep in touch with that uncle. Mine dropped out of sight for a good twenty years, we all thought he had died somewhere unknown, we tried to track him down multiple times and failed. Both his parents died and we were finally informed that he died alone at a hospice for the homeless. One of the hospice workers convinced him to give her information for family to inform, bless her. He didn't want us to know that he had got lost in drugs and mental illness again. We wanted to know. We knew he struggled, we weren't ashamed.
pink_panda 2 years ago
Yes, I also had an uncle who would disappear from everyone's life for months or years at a time. I don't remember if it was the drug use or alcohol that finally got him. RIP.
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ZeroCapacity 2 years ago
I will one up him my voicemail is always full. No one can leave me a message either.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
aha I see one of my fellow countrimen wrote this. The name is pronounced ng-click-amAHn-eh, where the click in this case is kinda like an inhaled "ts".
Monosyllabic girl 2 years ago
Thank you for sharing how to pronounce the name, it sounds beautiful
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Josh Carpenter 2 years ago
My dad's like that. He'll be coming back any day now. He just hasn't wanted to yet, see
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Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
Oh that's nothing. Come back to me when your grandma married her cousin as an arranged marriage but was secretly in love with the 3rd eldest boy. Husband dies but boy cousin #2 is now available so she's made to marry him. Eventually he dies and she marries the man she always loved, in their 70s. Family tree software was not built for this.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago
Bonus points if the boyfriends had the same name but were senior and junior.😂
2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
This may be the most dad way of dealing with stress I've ever heard of.
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
I'm wondering if they found out their boyfriends were related on Thanksgiving or if they already knew
#12
raincloud the whalien 2 years ago
We need more people like that two-year-old in this world
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Are 2yos supposed to talk coherent phrases? Cause I have a nephew who's almost 3 and the only word he speaks is "no" :0
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago (edited)
All children are different, but...yes. I would be concerned if a child, by the age of two, only had a vocabulary of one word. That is a developmental delay that your family may want to get checked out. The Mayo Clinic puts normal word development by age two at about 50 or so words...and by the end of the 2nd year, at over 200. Your nephew is severely under those parameters, he may benefit from an examination.
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Emory White 2 years ago
me kicks my dog by accident. Dog: Can you feed me? Me: not right now i'm in the middle of a meltdown Dog: Suit yourself *wanders off and gobbles up my remaining lunchmeat*
Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago
The situation whiplashed right into terrifying when the dinosaur said, "Fine, I'll feed myself, then." and stomped off in a huff.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago (edited)
Idk why this reminds me, but my boyfriend was listening to a podcast where the host said his favourite childhood toy was a stuffed dog named “Special Puppy” and the host as a child used to scream if Special Puppy wasn’t nearby. We have now named every stuffed animal/real animal “Special _____” (Special Duck, Special Kitty, Special Goose etc)
Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
This reminds me of the stuffed monkey I had as a little kid called The Very Important Monkey.
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Alice Teasdale 2 years ago
My daughter did exactly this only she paused mid tantrum to name a big huntsman spider on the ceiling. "Raaaaarrrghwaaar sob" Me: "look, a spider! What's its name?" "Sooobwaaaail..." pause... "Bitey. Waaaaggggghh miiiiiisery sob" etc
Our body stores all sorts of information in the form of energy, most of which we don’t think too much about. We’re often taught to bury our pain and soldier on, and, according to Healthline, this can lead to repressed emotions, also known as unconscious avoidance over time. Ever feel like you need to cry, scream, laugh, punch a pillow, or dance it out? Then you should probably do so.
We’re all just batteries full of anxieties, random spouts of happiness, and the craving for mac n’ cheese. Why not have a laugh, because crying makes the eyes quite sore. And if you laugh hard enough you cry—it’s a massive win!
#13
Boggitha Johns 2 years ago
My 4 year old tells me "and if you say no it will make me cry my little eyes out!"
#14
Колю Майката 2 years ago
Remember kids, if you study a lot, be a good kid, then work hard, your boss might go to space!
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Monday 2 years ago
We need a few good reverse hallmark movies. Show me the Christmas loving girl who breaks up with her first love and moves to the city to work as a high profile lawyer who doesn't give a s**t about the holidays .
Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
I want a movie where the main character hates Christmas and doesn't get a tree or put up decorations or eat turkey and everyone in town... goes "fair enough, her choice" and leaves her the F alone.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
How about the regular Hallmark movie two years on, in the middle of the bitter divorce?
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Sorry I'm not concentrating, I'm still visualising kitties winding up their butts to pounce
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David 2 years ago
Hallmark movies are so suspenseful. Always wondering if in the end he/she will learn a valuable lesson and end up reconciling with their estranged partner / child / parent and say something cheesy in closing. Maybe THIS time it will be different. (Full disclosure - I haven't really watched many Hallmark movies because - gross)
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Leaves her bf, who had just bought her the engagement ring that she picked out, returns to her hometown, first person she see's is her Highschool sweetheart, he brings her to his farm where he talks to her about the one football game he won 15 years ago, send her out to muck out the pigs, and cook his dinner. She goes, and sees Mon & Pop...mom is still drinking gin, at 9am, dad is still racist, and creepy uncle is still trying to pin her up against the counter, in the kitchen. Returns to the City, realizing it was so much better! Bf has dumped her, friend circle shuns her, job fires her because she was supposed to be closing a multimillion $ deal.
sofacushionfort 2 years ago
The Hallmark movie that finally explains how a small town in the mountains can support three muffin shops and four wedding planners: our heroine is an FBU agent uncovering a drug cartel money laundering operation.
arcane_gamer (they/them) 2 years ago
christmas to CRIME!!! i'd watch that!
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Marissa Taylor 2 years ago
I want a hallmark to have elderly people as the main love cast please
arcane_gamer (they/them) 2 years ago
i'll plot-write! 70-year-old Rosalyn finally gathers the courage to divorce her abusive husband. Trying to rediscover herself after decades of physical and emotional oppression, she visits her sister in her old hometown. While there, she falls in love with the town baker, Albert. Trying to bring some spirit and cheer back to the old town, the pair organize a festival for the children, and romantic hijinks ensue! They get married and spend the rest of their lives together, the end! :D
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Enlee Jones 2 years ago
Every Hallmark movie: Vanilla McCareerwoman in Big City moves to Wonderbread USA and falls in love with Milquetoast McHunkyguy.
As the New Year is right around the corner, we asked Trev to give a little message to his fans and to our readers: “I wish for my followers to find this year more stable and rewarding than recent ones. We’ve all been through so much lately, with various world events assaulting our wellbeing. Even if the world doesn’t dramatically improve itself, it’s my hope that we all grow stronger and learn how to better manage everything it throws at us.”
“I believe this is within our grasp, no matter how great our challenges going forward may be. And I hope that the content I create and curate can be one small part of how people manage that day-to-day stress. I’ll continue doing my best to make that happen.”
Make sure you give “The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2” and Trev himself a follow on Facebook. And if you’d like to see more of what Trev’s up to, he’s also got a podcast and a YouTube channel called 'Trev Show' where he discusses present-day issues and memorable events.
As you continue scrolling through this list, don’t forget to upvote your favorites and leave some nice comments for us and your fellow Pandas to find. Life is all about having a long hearty laugh at all the things you can’t control, then getting back to washing the dishes. Hope you have a lovely day and a wonderful upcoming New Year!
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Aha! Roscoe the pug! This was on BP before too… I love mystery puggo Roscoe 🤣
that weirdo in ur closet 2 years ago
Yea, I think I’ve seen it on BP before as well, but I still find it adorable!
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Monday 2 years ago
I bet Roscoe's fellow passengers did too! Who wouldn't want to hold a mystery pug?
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I would have told that guy to keep sleeping and hold Roscoe till landing.
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Ghxst Batt 2 years ago
Then pay for her college, granny. Don't be shy. You want her to go to college? No one can afford that these days.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
How smart people get when it’s something they really need or in to, but dumb when it’s something you need to do to better yourself
Jo L. 2 years ago
Assuming he also had an iPhone, he would have been alerted to its presence in his car.
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Passerby 2 years ago
You know, in a way, if it is true, receiving that list of names would be better than finding out that there is no name on your list at all.
Almostfoxlike 2 years ago
Pft, girls would get a santa list long scroll and most of thier male friends would be on it 🙄
Tinderella 2 years ago
Every woman’s list would be empty because we always know when dudes are flirting.
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Kate Jones 2 years ago
I was talking to a friend the other day asking if Heaven actually existed, what would it be for you? Everyone was talking about family and friends and flying... for me it's getting the answers to all of my questions. It's very ego centric. Like a list of people who ever loved me and I didn't know it. Anyone I wronged and didn't realize it. What happened to the people who wronged me. What talent I had that I never knew about. What I should have done as a career. Who I was in my past lives if that's a thing. Overhearing every gossipy convo anyone has ever done involving me. Any heaven that doesn't give me some basic answers to life is not heaven to me, lol.
kath morgan 2 years ago
Christ no, I have that channel tuned out because it is unwanted and I need to cope in social situations thanks.
HolyDiver 2 years ago
When I was in my mid 30's, I was sitting in the living room at my mom's with my current GF sharing how most of my friends in high school were girls. My mom said 'They weren't your friends'. I said 'Yes they were' and she repeated herself. This continued until I started to get a little pissed. Then my mom looks at me and says 'okay... They didn't want to be just friends'. After a very long pause on my part and a dawning realization, I yelled "Why didn't you tell me that in high school?". To this day I am horrible at reading social cues from women and err on the side of 'they are just being polite/nice'. probly why I'm single at 55... but very happy.
Tim Douglass 2 years ago
Found out about a couple of those at my 30 year High School reunion. Was very strange to learn how oblivious I was.
#19
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Also, locks have a way to know when EXACTLY you need them open, and fast. (Source: me, being locked in the spaceship basement with a possibility of having a deranged alien virus hidden in that weird taxidermy of an alien giant amoeba.)
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Are you still there? Should I hire a locksmith?
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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)
The door wants you to slow down and take a deep breath. And it works! Unfortunately, the deep breath comes right before the cussing.
Kimberley Kowal 2 years ago
OMG this happens with my kitchen drawer at home, it always grabs my pocket when I'm pissed. I have to stop and unstick it. Getting more pissed. This is so funny.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Door handles are inherently bullies and will pick on those most susceptible to intimidation..
Will Cable 2 years ago
Yep, doors do it for spite, Yesterday I split the elbow on my shirt, then coming out of the kitchen the door handle though "Well... I may as well grab the sleeve cuff"
Random Dent 2 years ago
Same. I'm too short for them to catch my pocket or belt loop!
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
That would have been seriously freaky. Shirley Henderson was 35, and Daniel Radcliffe was 12.
Rylee Evergreen🦋 2 years ago
I'm laughing way too hard at this and I do not know why
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Daffydillz~ 2 years ago
I always thought so too, until I looked up the cast list for someone else, lol 😆. It so could have been him though 🤷.
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#22
Ray Heap 2 years ago
*...half an hour later....* Ha...........Ha...........Ha!
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Ches Yamada 2 years ago
LOL the Zootopia DMV sloth!! Sounds like they didn't get the full joke.
Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
Perfect guise to be slow and unproductive at work.... I'll take two please.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
That explains why they are so slow to answer correspondence - three fingered typing.
#23
PotatoPanda 2 years ago
I'm Gen z but I will always need that box, use it for coins and teas
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Ches Yamada 2 years ago
Yeah, but at age 30 or so you find yourself saying "hey, this is a pretty good box" to a lotttt of boxes lol
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
But that’s what holds that tiny metal key that removes the sd card I’ve never had to remove
Andrea Kozhuharova 2 years ago
That is incorrect. When I got my phone repaired they wanted my IMEI code (I had no idea what this is) to prove the phone is mine or whatever because it had security issues. The IMEI code was on the box, the only phone box I had ever thrown away, nightmare
Harley Rayner 2 years ago
In case it ever happens again, *#06# should pull up the IMEI on the majority of common smartphones.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
you need if if you want to take it back to the shop for warrantee replacement (south africa). We end up with houses full of boxes as a result. @monday please confirm.
Irishwoman abroad 2 years ago
Yep, my problem right now is that I have a huge TV box sitting round, in the way, a nd I'm stuck with it for the next 3 years just in case... 🤦♀️
Load More Replies... Garry Cowan 2 years ago
I think I have a problem as a gen x'er I never and I mean NEVER throw away any boxes
Katy McMouse 2 years ago
I'm Gen X, too, and I have to force myself to throw any box away. But first, I have to spend 5 minutes arguing and bargaining with myself before it happens. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
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Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
Recovering in your 20's? Lucky bastard. 20's were the hardest part were it became abundantly clear how f****d up I truly was. My early 30's were the recovery years, still doing the work and I'm halfway through.
Brocken Blue 2 years ago
Keep it up! There’s no single time schedule for recovery, no matter what type you are talking about.
Load More Replies... Almarako94 2 years ago
This was the best description of the 20s ever. Can't wait to get into my 30s
Diphylleia Grayi 2 years ago
Yes, ça f I have traumas to why people believe that have the right to belittle others tramas and saying it was years ago
Michael Smith 2 years ago
For some of us this continues into our late 30s and then by our 40s we realize we should have started saving for retirement earlier.
Synsepalum 2 years ago
Just wait till your 40s when there are no farks left. It's pretty great
#25
Lauren Caswell 2 years ago
You are in water hooman!!!! It's ok I will save you! I told you not to go back near the bad rain box
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
If the soft can-opener drowns, then we have to train a new one.
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April Caron 2 years ago
Or singing the song of his people outside my bedroom door at midnight… and 1 AM… and again at 2:33 AM… and again at 3:06 AM.
Jacqueline Pie Francis 2 years ago
My cats are incredibly affectionate—they greet me at the door, they sit on me as soon as I sit down, they follow me wherever I go. Cat-haters frustrate me.
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Mine too. She wants to climb up on my lap first thing every morning for her morning pets, usually after having slept at or on my feet all night. And as soon as I come home from work she's at the door to greet me.
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LesAnimaux 2 years ago
Closing a bathroom door is a capital sin in a cat's book. How very dare you.
Boodah Jones 2 years ago
closing any door lmao, my cat feels he should have access to every room at all times
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Paul Neff 2 years ago
Dogs give unconditional love, cats let you try to earn it. If both love you, the cat's affection is more impressive, but the dog deserves every bit as much for such blind loyalty.
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Maybe. But both dogs and cats are very good at telling which humans are animal-loving humans and which humans are sketchy.
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Laura Probst 2 years ago
As a cat servant, I cannot: close any doors, use the bathroom alone (though, Bast forbid I try to crowd one of them while they're in the litter box!), talk to anyone other than them, sing, hum, cough, sneeze, vacuum, leave the room without permission, leave the house without permission... Basically, it's like living with 3 of the worst obsessed, stalker ex-boyfriends/girlfriend you've ever heard about on a true crime show. Why do I love those furballs so much, again? Ah, right - Stockholm Syndrome. 😹😹😹
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Right? My cat must follow me into the bathroom. But if I watch her on the litter box? Absolutely offensive to her.
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ZombieRedfox 2 years ago
Our cats cannot stand having closed doors in the house. It doesn't matter if they want in or not, they just don't like them closed and will scratch the hell out of them until they are opened!
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
My cat can somehow get doors open. We still haven't figured out how she does it. Not the front door or the garage door. But any of the doors to any room, she gets open.
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3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago (edited)
Pies Jesu domine, dona eis requiem 🙏 🪵
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BetterBitterButter 2 years ago (edited)
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te…cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare…Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis…Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine…quem inferi tremunt…Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
Monday 2 years ago
I think my pronunciation might be off....a flaming hell portal opened up in my living room and now this chap calling himself Bael is eating all my potato salad.
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Collin Lyle 2 years ago
Funny story... All contracts used to be written in Latin. Modern contracts are riddled with Latin. Besides, Satan's objective for all contacts is to confuse and obfuscate, so Latin is a perfect choice.
Potato 2 years ago
The objective for legal documentation is to confuse and obfuscate... so many things make sense now.
Load More Replies... Monday 2 years ago
I mean....If I were Satan I'd definitely choose Latin, but I'd also sprinkle in some Arabic and maybe a few hieroglyphs!
SCP 4666 2 years ago
And also a little bit of german so it sounds like you`re barking orders all the time 😄
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jenjie.newt 2 years ago
The irony is that no one knows for certain what spoken Latin actually sounded like. Maybe Satan.
Tushar Roy Mukherjee 2 years ago
Did he ever try Sanskrit? Like Ancient ,vedic sanskrit, not the 'How do you do' type taught in some Indian Schools till 8th Grade.
#27
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
How about people use the assistive technology in whatever way they want without receiving c**p for it 💕
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Purplescales 2 years ago
Having a very minor auditory processing delay is almost worse than having a big delay. Because it takes just a fraction of a moment too long and people assume I’m just not listening instead of accepting that it’ll take me a minute, I feel like if I had a longer delay my family might remember and give me more time to respond.
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
For me, sometimes I can hear other people just fine, but if there's background noise, I can't talk. It's like there's too much babble and I can't follow along which syllables have already come out of my mouth. Very frustrating.
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Damitria 2 years ago (edited)
Me too. Yet I pass every hearing test. I wonder about myself sometimes
Claire 2 years ago
Auditory processing disorder. I can hear perfectly, just takes an extra few seconds to work out what was said. Also have trouble telling what direction sounds are coming from. Apparently it can be apart of ADHD.
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RoanTheMad 2 years ago
imagine a pair of glasses that subtitled stuff in real time omg someone invent this.
Private Caller 2 years ago
They need subtitles at the movie theater too. I just cant understand how the director felt that scene was okay. Because wtf did they say.
Patricia McGuire 2 years ago
I wish I could upvote this one a hundred times.
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Riley Warrick 2 years ago
I need audio description. I'm too blind to read people face (and reading print in general.)
Kali Chaos 2 years ago
I feel this in my soul. I feel like such an a**hole being like "What? No, I seriously can't understand you. What? Can you just write it down?" Years of punk rock and hood vents have shot my hearing.
#28
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
I used to roll down my windows and blast Kpop back in 2005ish when driving past a teacher's house. I'd ask him if he heard me drive by the next day just to get an exasperated "Yes!! Play better music" with a huge eye roll
Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago
loving the old pic of Iggy Pop from Lust for Life. He was cute once...for a second.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
To be that young again! When we would drive by each other's houses we would hit the clutch and goose the engine. Everyone knew what each other's car sounded like so we knew who it was. Parents would throttle the guy who honked the horn, that wasn't done back in the day.
AbsintheMinded 2 years ago
Did this person just publicly post that they were texting & driving?? Not cool.
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Monday 2 years ago
House was such a fun protagonist. Hugh Laurie really got people feeling for a drug addicted a*****e with no social skills.
SheHulk 2 years ago
He had social skills; he just didn´t bother to use them!
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
My youngest was fascinated by House. Watched everything, then said she wanted to be a doctor. 15 years on, she's now training to be a registrar in A&E.
Almarako94 2 years ago
Sherlock holmes style movies/series and medical series like ER were on the rise. House was the perfect mix of Sherlock and a Doctor with a good background story. Also at that time it was by far the best you could watch on TV.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
I love that for a long time Americans had no clue that he is British and we’ve been enjoying his comedic talents for years, his work with Stephen Fry and the Blackadder team built a great reputation and when he appeared as House we knew that he had the talent to carry that character to great heights. I almost love House as much as I love George in Blackadder, almost but not quite 😀
Jaya 2 years ago
He was soooooo brilliant in Blackadder, his comedic acting style in Blackadder is one of the funniest things ever.
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What if House teamed up with that guy that use to be a police detective, but his wife died, now he has a germ phobia and doesn't like people. I can't think of his name. They could make an awesome team to solve medical deaths.
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
ER is pretty good too. Grey's Anatomy has its moments but it's 98% c**p
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Electra Complex 2 years ago
Olivia Wilde having her bisexual breakdown on House really awakened something in me as a teen (lesbianism)
Laura Gillette 2 years ago
I tried rewatching it once and I was like, House is a monster. Literally he would get arrested or fired every episode. The only reason it was so popular is that Hugh Laurie is so charismatic and compelling to watch.
#30
Almarako94 2 years ago
Nah it was the best response you could give. You're a human being if they don't realize you don't need to care about thier problems.
Purplescales 2 years ago (edited)
That was polite. You did not cuss or insult her here. You invited her to follow through on her argument that she knew your job better than you do.
Monosyllabic girl 2 years ago
The restaurant i work at is severely understaffed, we open at random hours and can't open the dining room sometimes because people don't show up for scheduled shifts. A few weeks ago a lady bïtches at me for the wait when obviously we were running our asses off. I offered her an application since obviously she could do the job better. Felt freaking great.
KBT 2 years ago
Back when I worked in food service people would complain about us being short staffed and therefore slow like "Well hire more people then!!" and I would just ask them if they knew anyone looking for a job and they would immediately shut up.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
And this is why people working customer service deserve a decent salary. They have become the whipping posts of anger that should be directed elsewhere.
Becky's Display Name 2 years ago (edited)
Telemarketing; tried it in college. The screen pops up with the name literally as the phone is being answered so you're forced to say, hello! Is so and so available? Didn't account for Spanish speakers when I asked for Jesus three times before I caught her accent when she said "who", and realized my mistake. I reprounounced it and she said Si! I hung up and walked out; halfway through my third day.
Julie 2 years ago
I absolutely love and adore when customers hang up on me. It's such a relief.
#31
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Just imagine everyone being rounded up from their cubicles because it's Field Day.
Kookamunga 2 years ago
Field Day was awesome. How about the random square dancing? In the US at least, why was this a thing? I haven't gotten my do-si-do on since the 6th grade. kitty-63ac...0b91f7.jpg 
Judge.Doug.Judy 2 years ago
I wish my boss would pin notes on me so I can remember important things. "Pay your taxes". "Change the oil in your car"
Marie Buschheuer 2 years ago
And then imagine... once a year you have to work through various athletics disciplines. For a whole day. You have to achieve certain points, because your grade depends partly on this day. Welcome to the national youth games in germany
Jorts Valjorts 2 years ago
We had this too, in the States - the President's Physical Fitness Test. And of course they posted the results for the whole school to see, so everyone knew who to terrorize with bullying. Good times.
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I used to have gym in the morning and we had to run this big hill. Well in the morning it was always covered in fog. Guess who took advantage of this? Lol screw you gym teachers.
Id row 2 years ago
They called that the Road Runner in my school. I barely managed to drag my sorry carcass over the finish line every year. Last place still counts as finishing.
Tree P 2 years ago
I was always last. Found out as an adult I have asthma. Wish I'd known it then! Also, my gym class was first hour! 8:30am!
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I walked most of the mile, the coach would give up and tell me I don't have to finish. Remember kids: the teachers are lazy and impatient too!
Electra Complex 2 years ago
Our high school had a pool and we had to take swimming as one of our PE units.... Actual nightmare.
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Sh_alien 2 years ago
Saaaame. I’m so bad at understanding instructions and rules of any game to be honest. My adhd makes it difficult.
SheilaWeila 2 years ago
Me too! I understand rules better when i read them than when someone reads them to me. I'm a visual learner. That may be a function of my ADHD as well.
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Susan Lighon 2 years ago
This is me and chess 60 seconds in and I'm like nope got real life stuff to tend to.
Brendan 2 years ago
It's easy: the Jack takes the King, unless the Ace of clubs is high. Three hearts and two diamond go face down when two eights are combined with two sevens. So once three spades are declared in a row, the first Queen to trump a six of hearts during the fifth draw goes to the second round. Simple!
Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo 2 years ago
The reason I have have never been able to learn how to play poker
#33
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Dave Grohl made a good comment about it, basically saying stars don't come from such shows but from playing bad sounding songs with cheap instruments in shady places till you get better
naylene hess 2 years ago
America's got talent was decent back in the day idk if it still even exists or if it does is any good lol
Load More Replies... Monday 2 years ago
Sometimes all we want is a karaoke show. We like seeing people react to things because it makes us feel like we're sharing the moment with them. That's why talent show judges become so popular and reaction content on youtube gets so many views.
TheKitKatLizard 2 years ago (edited)
Nah, plenty of people make it big. It's just that it's never the winner but someone booted earlier. Melanie Martinez, Christina Grimmie , many others had real careers after joining such a show. It's also different in other countries, since many countries have their own the voice. In my country, it has produced plenty career opportunities, some of them now voice acting in musical disney movie dubs.
Judith 2 years ago
I've never heard of either of those people. They can't be that famous
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2 years ago
In the end these shows are all about making the judges more famous anyway... they are shot and framed to give judges all the screen time to see their reactions and their opinions, just growing their fan base lol.
Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
One of the coaches of the voice Belgium (Natalia) was the runner up of the first season of Idol. She's was huge the years after, had a show with Anstacia and is still pretty popular now. The winner of Idol made maybe one song and we never heard from the guy after that 🤷🏻♀️ She's the only one who made it work.
Claire 2 years ago
Like Jennifer Hudson, she was eliminated and went on to be the youngest woman to get an EGOT.
Load More Replies... Bill Allen 2 years ago
Can’t stand those shows. Never watched more than a few minutes of that boring c**p before changing the channel.
Virgil Blue 2 years ago (edited)
I heard there is a bit of a sinister reason for this. The contracts you have to sign beyond a certain level in the show essentially contract you out to a certain producer and they get the rights to use the talent as they see fit. This includes burying it if they feel their current talent could be threatened by the newcomers. And the NDA embedded is life wrecking if you decide to spill the beans. One band, that became Raccoon iirc, was doing great untill they got the contact that stated that the producer could force them to disband the group or replace members if they wished and could force them to play only what the producer wanted. They quit the competition on the spot, and could only say they did not agree with the shows conditions.
Natasja de Jong 2 years ago
In the Netherlands (where The Voice format was created and started) a few judges and the leader of the band are assaulted for inappropriate behaviour. So the whole show is cancelled. A lot of insecure/young/ambitious people are broken due to the power of the judges/coaches and this band leader.
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Doug Parsons 2 years ago
"the practice of adults expressing their ideas through fabricated quotes of children is not only misleading but also indicative of their lack of self-confidence in their ability to form critical thought." - my son, age 2
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
I had to see this - wow. Here is Nudacris. Nudacris-6...e298a0.jpg 
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Makes me think of Jay on "Big Mouth" and his pitbull, Featuring Ludacris
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Sir salad (he/him) 2 years ago
Do not make a leather jacket with this cow
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KingofJokers 2 years ago (edited)
Somewhere out there Cruella DeVille is losing her mind on a dairy farm.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah. It’s maybe not Spanish doggo, but I see no problem. (Or maybe because I’m an alien)
Riley Warrick 2 years ago
I too see no problem. But might be because I can't see very well
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Headless Roach 2 years ago
I like when you shower too - I can dine in your kitchen undisturbed.
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Dawn Marie 2 years ago
It just takes to much energy to bathe or shower sometimes that I simply don't have.
WHAT 2 years ago
Same. I try to get clean every 2 to 3 days. To do it everyday is too taxing.
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Dark Pigeon 2 years ago
I hate showering, until I am under the shower.. than I love it. But back to hating it as soon as I stop doing it. You think brain would finally learn that it is a good thing, but no. Brain is a stubborn b***h!
No Name 2 years ago
Is it the drying part you hate? Because that seems to be part everyone dreads.
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
It's hard to shower with a helpful kitten that dislikes but does not fear water.
Damitria 2 years ago
My daughter has a water proof kindle. She enjoys her showers. I have a balance problem and have fallen in the shower more than once. I now have a new phobia
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Agree. Hate showers, love baths. But at present electric prices as bucket and a rag may have to do 😆
Donna Clanclan 2 years ago
Hot showering is the BEST. Stand there and let the lava water heat your bones and soothe your soul.
Melissa TO 2 years ago
But when it's cold out, getting out of the shower suuuucks! Brrrr!
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
A shower radio or music on the mobile phone are a good way to turn a shower into a karaoke session ^^
Emptycaketin 2 years ago
I suppose it wouldn't be okay to just stand there relaxing without being entertained? I mean, the shower is where I get all my best thoughts. And it's also where I practice confrontations and totally get my enemy bummed out every time.
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Kate Haslam 2 years ago
There's a house on my way to CVS that has their huge skeletons out front still. They're sitting on the yard, wearing Santa hats, watching a normal-sized skeleton dressed as Mrs Claus that's posed on a stripper pole. Every time I drive past I'm tempted to stop and add some dollar bills to the display, but it looks like other neighbors have already beat me to it!
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Helen Edwards 2 years ago
One of my neighbors has one of these and still has it up- I think it has become some sort of trophy, or maybe they have no place to store it
W0lfiest W0lfAlive 2 years ago
What? Are they supposed to fit that thing in the house? Keep it outside.
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
The folks that left their 20-foot skeleton up in my Mum's neighbourhood this Christmas are my heroes. They looked adorable all covered in snow from the Blizzard of '22!
#39
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Are you okay? Here, have this cookie 🍪 it may make you feel better
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Rapunzel 2 years ago
coming from living in a house where this happens every day i realize now that it is a fear of mine that i will end up the same way
Shine Chisholm 2 years ago
Mindfulness is the key to being the person you want to be
Load More Replies... SheilaWeila 2 years ago
And then when they retire, they STAY HOME ALL DAY and ruin everyone's mood. :'-(
Meghann Davies 2 years ago
When you see that the only car parked on the drive is his and you go round the block until mom's car is there too.
Procrastinating.... 2 years ago
I am glad you have your Mom, remember you are loved 😍, and his failing are his not yours x
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Louisa Johnson 2 years ago
I thought that, I did not know this was how things are until I read this. Now what??
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
About 10 minutes before our mother came barreling into the yard after work, we'd grow quiet with panic.
Bina Wei 2 years ago
Hope I don't marry someone like the OP. Or if I do, someone who gives more info "i mean if they're abusive," is understandable "if there's just sick and actively not trying to ruin the mood/go rest elsewhere but it still does bc everyone is worried about them," well, that is a huge difference.
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DEW 2 years ago
I've always heard that you should because they need to know what kind of snake it is.
Julia Medd 2 years ago
They prefer the snake to be dead. Some people don't understand that! :D
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Dan Bexell 2 years ago
I brought the snake to the ER, and we had such a good time, we're going to the movies tomorrow.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
I brought the snake to ER and got bitten again, you see. Should’ve just taken pics
Yeeters 2 years ago
If you are capable of it, you definitely need to bring the snake with you if you cannot tell what species it is. However, make sure you do not put anyone else in danger, so either kill it or yeet it in like a box or a bag or something. Also, please notify the ER before coming in, that would make it all easier.
David 2 years ago
In the age of cell phones - photos are better. But people are often horrible at identifying nature. When I kept bees, a few times someone would say one of my bees stung them. Every single time they described "thing that was not a bee". Often a common wasp such as a yellow jacket.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
When going out, just hang a sign on your boot that snakes can't bite without proper ID.
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
I understand if the snake is alive. But nowadays a few pics from different angles should be good enough, also send them ahead so they are ready when you come in. Here we only have one venomous snake so no problem. If you get bitten at a terrarium hopefully you know what species. Although Stockholm did have a escaped cobra on the loose for a few adventurous days.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
If I can wrestle a seven foot tiger snake into a plastic bag while I'm dying and only 15 minutes to live, then the least you can do is take it out and look at it.
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Passerby 2 years ago
I mean, he is right. If you are at home, isn't it better to do it on the coffee table? More hygienic I feel.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
it depends on what it is. I can think of a list of reasonable things that you boyfriend probably has SOME right to deny you: (a) f*****g other boys without mutual consent (b) drinking to a stupor so you throw yourself on the bed in a pile of vomit (c) taking up a cheerful heroin habit (d) murder (e) kidnapping (f) snorting coke while at a wedding ceremony (including your own) etc etc... I can think of plenty.
Sonja 2 years ago
Or just some boundaries: He won't let me -cut his beard -sell his coin collection Throw his favourite books in the trash....
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
"... wrestle a lion on our Safari tour" - Well, the saying is "slay Queen" and not "get slayed"
Sage Gusano 2 years ago
Couple decades ago myself and several coworkers were discussing a TV show (can't remember which now). Another coworker said "My husband doesn't allow me to watch that."....Really?
SheilaWeila 2 years ago
My husband makes me keep the bedroom door closed, so the cats can't come in. :'-(
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
yes, he wants to be praised for doing it. I suggest you follow Skinner's advice and praise him so that he keeps doing it.
MeowZer 2 years ago
If mine is home a few days while I work, I get greeted at the door with a full list of the things he did that day. Like walking me to the dishwasher to see the clean dishes. I act crazy enthusiastic so it keeps happening.
Brendan 2 years ago
What's wrong with praising someone for helping out? When my wife does the dishes or cooks, I thank her (and vice versa).
Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
It’s sad to see downvotes for the comments about complimenting someone when they do something. Even if they are fishing for the compliment or a thank you - why not let them know they’re appreciated? Does it hurt to be grateful? Or are we too stuck on the “ya but look what I did” stuff? Give a compliment or a thank you, it’s a good thing, not something to be stingy with.
Verified Loser 2 years ago
Give the guy some props god damn... Why is it so hard for ALL of us to say thank you or appreciate the little things, regardless of baseless 'social norms' continuously thrown in our face as if they're a plague. Get over yourselves and say thanks once and a while, you'll be less of a b***h. Sincerely, A female who's also kind of a hippie
#43
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Whew I thought you were going to say "Iowa" and then I was going to say "Them's fighting words, also, people = s**t"
CarlWasHere/BubblesRKool 2 years ago
I live in Ohio and you don't lose just one sock from a pair you lose both 😿
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Jcusack 2 years ago
I'm guessing the people that are downvoting, don't know this is the exact song the quote is about...
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Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
I think this is probably a parody account BTW. Notice the @ says "Officail"
Purple light 2 years ago (edited)
The National? Love their songs BTW, Sorrow is such a beautiful song about depression and...sorrow.
Brianne Amos 2 years ago
Oddly my emo 15 year old daughter and I were just talking about that song this afternoon! She loves My Chemical Romance too.
#44
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
We do have this in our home. Seperate bedrooms decorated the way we like, with seperate beds. I'm an insomniac that has a hard time getting to sleep and my husband falls asleep immediately, starts snoring & has restless leg syndrome.... yep.
Sh_alien 2 years ago
I’m currently scrolling through bored panda at 3:30 am because my husband woke me up with his snoring twice. Now I can’t fall back to sleep and my anxiety kicked in full force and I’m so annoyed. This has been happening for weeks. Having my own room doesn’t sound so terrible at the moment. I’m dying. I feel more secure with him next to me, though.
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Rens 2 years ago
I love having my own bedroom, and my own bathroom, and my own place: my partner and I have the best relationship because we live in the same building but each have our own apartment 😃
Beth Wendland 2 years ago
You’re a trailblazing genius. I have often considered buying a duplex for my husband and me.
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Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
This, oh yes, this. Double sinks are charming, but your own bathroom is amazing.
Load More Replies... Anna S. 2 years ago
I know a couple in their 60s, happily married for 30 years, have always had separate bedrooms and are still sexually active and giggly with each other. Maybe separate bedrooms keep the magic alive?
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
it depends on whether the relationship was good to start with. In my case, no, the separate rooms ruined it entirely. Because we then stopped being physical altogether.
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Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
I know it's a luxury, but my wife's room and my room both have a single bed. Officially they are guest beds, but whenever we need the space, for whatever reason (whether it's because the other is being fidgety, or it's too hot to sleep in the same bed, or you wanna read at 3am, or the cats have taken up 90% of the bed) - whoever wants to just leaves the main bed and heads to their room instead.
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
Oh, that sounds nice. I'd like to have a room of my stuff that no one touches
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Natasja de Jong 2 years ago
I wholeheartedly recommend two separate bedrooms for all people who live together. Especially when you grown older and all kind of nocturnal bad habits are starting to ruin your sleep of that from your partner.
Mabelbabel 2 years ago
Separate rooms work perfectly if you have the space. My partner snores, I am an extreme wriggler and toss and turn a lot. He gets too warm with a big duvet, I can't sleep if my feet are cold. He doesn't use pillows, I build a pillow fort and bury in. I like all my clothes and toiletries put away neatly, he leaves his dirty laundry lying on the floor until the weekend. So separate rooms is great for us-plus it means we make a choice which room we use for snuggling, it's almost like dating again.
GlitterQueen541 2 years ago
you just described my partner and I almost exactly. We have separate rooms for these exact same reasons.
Load More Replies... Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
You also get to marry someone who is making "more bedrooms than people" money
Mike Loux 2 years ago
My wife and I have had separate bedrooms for the entirety of our marriage. We strongly believe it is one of the reasons we have stayed married for 25 years. Not only do we sleep better (or, rather, we sleep, period), that bit about having your own space to decorate is SPOT ON.
#45
Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago
So relatable - mum says to stop being such a Tomboy... finds out I like girls (asexual but finromantic), but she supported me so much I am so grateful
Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
French here, I got lost in translation and read ''lick'' instead. Works too, does it?
FlatEarf 2 years ago
Very similar in this case but in this case it is meaning attracted
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#46
Roald 2 years ago
You accountant too? Whoa, what are the chances? And we're like.... socially interacting on this BP thing... that's not normal behaviour for accountants. We ARE freaks!
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raincloud the whalien 2 years ago
Where can I get a job like this...maybe with less....organization?
#47
Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
Judge: objection overruled. Me: STOP YELLING AT ME MY LORD. It hurts my feelings. ***sniffs
Jo L. 2 years ago
Spotted the British legal system. (I'm a Canadian court reporter and our higher level judges are My Lord/Lady.)
Load More Replies... Rylee Evergreen🦋 2 years ago
Bro I want to be a lawyer but I cry when I'm really angry or arguing. Maybe law isn't for me *cries just thinking about that*
Bina Wei 2 years ago
There's ways to work that to your advantage or to hold it in until you can let go and recharge There's also many different types of lawyers. So don't give up!
Load More Replies... YourLocalLizard 2 years ago
My brother is in law school. He tells me that their are some very close calls.
Elaine Morinelli 2 years ago
As a lawyer, I can say that sometimes it happens deep inside. Not when the judge yells at me, that's part of the game. But when I know my clients case is hopeless but they deserve so much better.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Germans have a word for everything. *purrs approvingly*
Load More Replies... Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago
I'm a girl, but I like to dress how stereotypically boys would dress up, and I have rly short hair, like a pixie cut. Today, when I went to the dentist, the dentist repeatedly addressed me with male pronouns, until I eventually, very awkwardly, corrected her. She looked so embarrassed and I felt really bad for her. This happens a lot especially if someone views me from the hack and they don't see my face.
harpling 2 years ago
I feel your pain! I'm ridiculously tall, taller than most men, and I get mistaken for a man constantly. Generally by little old ladies in shops asking me 'fetch that from the top shelf for me, young man.' But last week, my niece called me 'Uncle' and confused everyone!
Load More Replies... Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I get embarrassed in sympathy with characters on tv. They're not even real. Does that make me weird?
Pillowarmidiloroku 2 years ago
First had is even worse especially when you remember it when you need to sleep
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
Yeah, my second hand is usually fine, it's my third hand that embarrasses me
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Am I covered by this statement as well?
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
What some people think is chaos, I have adapted and found that it's all fine and good 🙃 yeet yourself through it somehow..
Justaboredpotato 2 years ago
Ikr whenever people ask me that I say "I'm good" but no that's the opposite of how I'm feeling.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
As my mentor used to say : How are you feeling today ? I mean mentally, physically, your soul, your mood and your inner child. I need a 5 sentence answer with at least 5 words for each sentence.
Load More Replies... Bina Wei 2 years ago
Also no fuss pls. Including similar things to what @DEW said. I didn't post for that and that makes me uncomfortable most times. I posted to relate to the OP in the ss.
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An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago
For real... I've been ignoring all day. Failed for a bit around dinner, that was exhausting, but went right on ignore within the hour
#50
bagels and beagles 2 years ago (edited)
Good riddance, I’ll never forget the time he locked my family in a tower and told me to beg for my life in Spanish
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I don't like Duolingo, because I can only differentiate He drinks from I drink 5000 times before I drown us both.
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
I got a random sentence in spanish that translated to "There is red liquid on the bed."
Lauren Caswell 2 years ago
But it just told me, the owl and the elephant like to hike on the weekends! I blame the elephant in the room.
Erica Politica 2 years ago
That looks like Duo and his entire family. Now I'll never learn Spanish and French! 😭
#51
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
My friends parents are a vegan and a butcher, one child is a vegan and the other eats meat- they learnt to live in harmony. As a vegan myself, I'm not sure I could do it, but then maybe to each other everything else about them is perfect and you know you'll never find someone 100% perfect for you.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
Not the same but I’m flexitarian and my boyfriend eats whatever he wants - I’ve taught him some sweet vegetarian recipes and he’s taught me some awesome steak/chicken recipes. When he’s eating at my place he’s more than happy to go meat-free because, in his words, “it means I get to find out how delicious different vegetables are either deep-fried or covered in cheese” 😅😂 (jokes) We’re both always excited to try new recipes so it works out perfectly 😍
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Fish Fingers 2 years ago
I have genuinely never seen anything that makes having kids look worth it. I tried the 'hilarious' award winning parenthood sitcom Outnumbered and found it absolutely horrifying.
Tenacious Squirrel 2 years ago
Also the world is in such a state, resources are drying up and the environment is wrecked. Why would people want to create more kids who will inherit that situation? There are already PLENTY of kids in the world already, and plenty who need adopting.
Load More Replies... Beth Wendland 2 years ago
This is my problem too, except it’s not a problem because I get to choose to not have kids.
Boggitha Johns 2 years ago
I dont see how that's a problem unless you already have kids. Some people really want to have kids and some people really don't, I dont know why people on the internet are so determined to make either one their whole personalities
#53
Lily bloom 2 years ago
Dad was thinking of his child first thing in the morning and didn't want to forget to send a birthday message.
Seanette Blaylock 2 years ago
Let's go with that interpretation. Less cringe.
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#55
setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Why? What kind of questions? What if they don't answer? Do you do this in all your conversations? Only when talking in person or online too?
Load More Replies... Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Yupppp give me all the juicy info so I can go to my happy place and giggle or cry..
Purplescales 2 years ago
I noticed that when I preface my question with, “I’m just really nosy”, people seem less offended or upset.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Fortunately my current girlfriend is so narcissistic she never asks me anything, she just talks about herself all the time.
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KimB 2 years ago
Body: Omg we're dying!!!! Brain: What the hell is wrong with you? Calm down there is nothing to be anxious about!!!....I've come to terms with the fact that I cannot make my body understand rational thought and instantly turn off the fight or flight response. But damn if it isn't frustrating!
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
This has been me for several months now and I don't know why. I am now on anxiety meds because of it!!!
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#58
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." -Robert Orben
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
We have plenty of individual doctors with weird ideas (looking at YOU, antivaxx doctors) but if the cardiologist argues based on peer reviwed studies and current evidence I agree.
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
I still don't believe antivax doctors are real doctors.
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Wayne Gossman 2 years ago
My first mother-in-law went to the BH&G school of medicine and my first wife would call her for medical advice. (Better Homes and Gardens vs UNC Chapel Hill)
Elita One 2 years ago
This reminds me of the time my grandparents went to see their cardiologist and he told them to lay off the MacDonald's, they went to MacDonald's later that day and saw him there hoeing into a big mac.
Na Schi 2 years ago
Knowing what's good for your health and letting people know what's good for their's as part of one's job, does not mean you have (the strenght) to follow your own advice 😉
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April Caron 2 years ago
I’ve heard it’s upwards of 10%-20% of people, too. Poll time! Do you create mental images when you read?
Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
I have to. If I feel like I'm not imagining enough, I will pause and imagine stuff till I'm satisfied before I continue reading. But that's only for stories though. Doesn't happen when I read for tests and exams.
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Dawn Marie 2 years ago
This freaks me all the friggin way out!!! I thought everyone created a visual image of what they were reading. How can you not? I know my imagination runs 24/7, that is why I have all kinds of trouble sleeping, but had never heard this before and I have 2 college degrees. Oh merciful Heaven.
April Caron 2 years ago
Dawn, I teach reading… and a colleague of mine, who also teaches reading, hadn’t heard of this in 16 years of teaching. Meanwhile, I’m innately fascinated by aphantasia… and having taught for more than 25+ years… I still have more questions than answers. I think it’ll always be that way.
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Beeps 2 years ago
Hang on, sorry, what? You all do this? I don’t have aphantasia or anything like that, and I’m usually very good at visualising things, but it has never occurred to me that I should “see things” when I read. I’m truly baffled right now 😲
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
I think this is probably the most similar to how I am. I can visualize mostly whatever I want, but normally I just don't. Largely that's because I just don't care what characters look like in books, or what their surroundings look like, just tell me who they are, where they are, and what they're doing.
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April Caron 2 years ago
Never? Do you see words, instead? For example, if I say “apple”… you may not see a red fruit, but can you see the word? What if you’re not reading, but being read to… if your brain doesn’t have to process the words visually… and you’re listening instead… can you imagine images?
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Fish Fingers 2 years ago
My friend has this, I'm always like "Do you dream? How do you recognise your kids? Do you actually know what your tattoo looks like if you can't see it?" etc.
Riley Warrick 2 years ago
I am very low vision and my dreams I see about the same. If there is writing on the paper or wall though, it's blurry. Sometimes I already know what it says. And yes if you're completely blind, you can dream, it's just all auditory. The other questions, I don't know how answer as I don't have kids or a tattoo.
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Ikara Pentiki 2 years ago
No, you're not. Unless your municipal waste system uses elevated plastic(pvc} waste water piping fed by pumps from your house.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Better try this with my parents’ headphones. Will update you on how it goes
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
sounds like you are going to lose some pocketmoney.
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#63
LesAnimaux 2 years ago
I handed the officer the car's manual. In hindsight it was pretty funny.
Kookamunga 2 years ago
I carry an old school Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free Card with me at all times. Worked twice. cops-63ac4...3cb25c.jpg 
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I reported that I'd left my car by the side of the road but I'd be recovering it shortly, in case it was reported to the police. Could I remember the bloody vrm, could I heck. I ended up telling them to do a postcode search. I was close though...
Potty pagan panda 2 years ago
We don’t have registration stickers or tags on our cars in Australia. Nor do we have to keep the rego papers in our car. Every police vehicle has a scanner that picks up your number plate and lets them know if you’re driving an unregistered vehicle or if it’s reported stolen.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Our cars have disks on their windshield which prove registration. Scannable with a clearly-printed date. Same as UK.
Purplescales 2 years ago (edited)
I just cried and told him I didn’t have it and that the reason the tags were out of date is that it was the family car and the tags went to the wrong house as my parents were getting divorced. This was actually the truth but I still got a ticket but at least it was just a fix it ticket for the tags. Still got the speeding ticket. I wasn’t pitiable enough apparently, I had just gotten off the freeway and was flowing with traffic, no clue what the speed limit even was.
NotMe 2 years ago
First time I was pulled over, the officer asked for a bribery to let me go, and my brain went into auto mode. I handed him the little money I had and somehow continued driving until I arrived at work. When I stopped, I started crying. I wasn't sure why but I felt... just wrong.
#64
2 years ago
Toiletpaper is the bomb when your sick! Endless supply and it comes with a handy storage cylinder in the middle for used paper.
frederick clause 2 years ago
Toilet paper doesn't coat your glasses with paper dust when you blow your nose.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Nah tissues are useless. If I sneeze into one it blows right through and shreds it. Kitchen rollertowel man.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
So much this... if you got allergies, your sinuses are buffed up to the point no tissue can take that force.
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Diana Robison 2 years ago
Toilet paper is HORRIBLE for illness!! Even the ultra soft top brands tear up the end of your nose 😬😞
Kookamunga 2 years ago
My mother is a tissue addict and has passed her addiction on to me. I once counted open tissue boxes in her house - there were FOURTEEN. She does not live in mansion or hotel.
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️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
I don't know why you were downvoted, but take my like!!
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
As an older sibling to a former toddler, you have to become a code breaker to understand anything they say
Sir salad (he/him) 2 years ago (edited)
YEEEES did this with younger bro and cousin. I am the code breaker
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Steven Stachar 2 years ago
I'm a dad and one time my son was in a public bathroom and another little boy looked at me and said something indistinguishable (to me anyway). I explained that my son was in the bathroom and he had to wait. His mom looked at me surprised and asked if I understood Polish. . . . Nope I just understand kids.
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Took us 3 weeks to figure out what "inest-om" means, she only says it in the car. Woke up in the middle of the night and yelled out "SHE'S SAYING 'ALMOST HOME'! IT MEANS ALMOST HOME!!!"
Kelli Pike 2 years ago
Yeah, parents can translate almost anything. I'm always interpreter for my adorable 18mo daughter.
Lene 2 years ago
It's a long road of trial and error to understand your toddler. Parents spend a looooot of time with their kids (hopefully) so they know their kids' code words. Lol. But as an example when my oldest was about 1 years old we'd take her to the zoo regularly. She then started to talk about "gebau" which, in my language, sound a lot like a male goat, gedebuk. She would get so upset when we took her to the goats in the zoo and eventually my bf started guessing on each of the animals at the zoo. Just a few animals per zoo-visit. It took us nearly 6 months to realise she meant a manatee (søko in my language). Not any sound from her gebau-word is the same as the actual word she meant. And it took us 6months to decode. Lol. Understanding toddler-gibberish is a continuum of events like the gebau-one we had. And for a loooong time you, as a parent, will be working on many words/sounds to decode at the same time.
YourLocalLizard 2 years ago
All older siblings are like this. My younger brother had a speech impedempt, and he would say the most random things. I could always understand him even when he said "And that orak with speech". He meant Orange Cheese.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Idk why but for me, every letter after after N is a part of the underworld of letters. Like they live in the shadows lurking while the other letters go about their day to day lives
David Paterson 2 years ago
That's actually true. The number of words starting with letters A to N follow a smooth and simple law. But after N the number of words beginning with each letter goes wildly unpredictable. So for example letters Q and R are next to one another but Q is one of the least used letters and R is one of the most used. I blame the compilers of the first dictionary, They started off all dedicated and gung ho, but by the time they reached Q they didn't care any more.
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Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago
Anyone else quietly singing the alphabet under their breath to text this theory??
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
I did and my little girl heard. She's now singing it at break neck speed on repeat...
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
I'm always looking at the xyzåäö part and thinking they were dumped in the end because they didn't fit anywhere else. Like the recycle bin of alphabets
indiecognition 2 years ago
Well once you've had a good P, you can finally relax
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It's like you get to the top and it's a roller coaster from there on.
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LoneTomato 2 years ago
Yikes. That looks like a horn worm. It'll decimate a whole tomato plant, fruit and all, in only a couple days 😬
Boodah Jones 2 years ago
My brother and I watched one of these tomato worms turn into a moth and omg is it big as fck
Diphylleia Grayi 2 years ago
I saw the potential of it being a very big moth :-\
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Genuinely being treated poorly at work should never be acceptable. Unfortunately, I’ve seen people get super upset because they were simply asked to do their job. We all want to be at home or just anywhere but work. Like I get it, it sucks. But guess what else sucks? My job that I also have to do which leaves me zero time to also do yours.
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
Agree with most of it, but lately l've seen a bunch of Tik Toks with guys on the verge of tears because they had to work an 8 hour shift and they treated it like a double shift. Dunno, it'd be nice to work only 4 hrs a day, but l can endure 8, tbh.
Purplescales 2 years ago
My 2nd to last manager had been at her job for longer than I had been alive and had really embraced the misogyny culture, announced during mandatory company meeting that if you didn’t wear makeup you look like you don’t care about your job and that studies show that the doctors of our type of business prefer it if you look pretty. Our HR lady quit like right after and was replaced by one of our owners’ wife, nothing to be done about it.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
“Some guy” will comfort you and make you feel better about yourself
Kelli Girouard 2 years ago
My husband has talked me back from the emotional edge many times or just held me and let me cry and always makes me feel safe and loved. Marriage isn't for everyone and that's ok.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
But cuddles at night? Aro but damn I wanna get married to someone I love one day in a non romantic way
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Same here. Aroace but I sometimes want to be in a relationship but I’m not interested in anyone of any gender
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LillieMean 2 years ago
Sometimes you just want to cry alone. Melodramatically spending a sad moment all alone. Walk into the woods and cry like a baby. Blow your nose, dry your tears and crawl back to civilization.
Tenacious Squirrel 2 years ago
Well that’s just called living with someone and sharing your bed with them, it’s not marriage. I don’t know why so many people can’t grasp that the vast majority of partners live together without having a marriage contract (some later go on to get one, but a lot don’t). So many posts generally about “marriage” are just about sharing a house/bed. What century are these people living in?!
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Technically… the dude’s right, we all need money (but he’s putting it in a kinda insulting way)
Scrogginj 2 years ago
Well unlike Pj we can’t all sell our ace. Some of us have a little respect for ourselves
Auntriarch 2 years ago
But I am a lazy arsehole, I just like eating, having a home, that kind of thing
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I read somewhere that banana "flavour" is actually based on a species of banana that went extinct ages ago and that's why it doesn't taste like any actual bananas you've ever eaten.
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Yes. That was the banana that got wiped out by the banana plague in the 50s. The song "Yes, we have no bananas" is from that era. (And some of the most batshīt banana recipes seem to be from back then too)
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Jaya 2 years ago
I was always confused about those sweets that look like a little Coca Cola bottle but taste nothing like Coca Cola. Until this one time when my mom and I drank Cola from some organic brand, that tasted exactly like those sweets, and my mom yelled out 'This tastes exactly like Coca Cola tasted when I was a child!'
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Banana? Is it that term of measurement you humans around use? It’s kinda small. 8D1DF418-D...4-jpeg.jpg 
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Yes. Banana is a universally accepted unit of measurement of lenght.
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Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
Banana popsicles are one of my big summertime guilty pleasures, when I can find them. Don't taste anything like any modern banana I've ever tasted. Pure chemicals and yellow dye. But so, so good. I wish I'd been around to taste those extinct early-20th-century bananas!
BeKindAnyway 2 years ago
I used to love taking a banana laffy taffy and a tootsie roll, twisting them together, then enjoying all that sugary goodness.
PastaNoodle Turduckin 2 years ago
Some species of wasps and bees use an alarm pheromone called isoamyl acetate that smells like bananas. There, that is now a thing that you know.
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
Great, now I'm gonna be terrified any time I smell bananas.
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arcane_gamer (they/them) 2 years ago
after 29 sponsor messages/ads, what they had last night for dinner, the brand of soap they use, what their kids did, the chant they used to summon Cthulu, and plugging their social medias!
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
100% true. My best friend and I have a 25 years ''mr and mrs have a son'' name battle as an only distance contact, but we both jump on the first train to support each other when life is getting bad and unfair
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Dude whoever is going around downvoting people should get a life all I did was say ‘Thanks cake’ 😂 so I guess I now need to be clearer ‘THANKS CAKE WITH PHOTOSHOP 🍰’ happy? Whatever.
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#77
Undercover 2 years ago (edited)
No, it's the urge to sometimes feel overwhelmingly hot in a cold climate - boil me like a lobster! 🥶
Victor Trejo 2 years ago
That's why you have to shower first and then get In the tub.
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Almarako94 2 years ago
The Santa from that song is more like an alien monster that hunts you and kidnaps you if you make the slightest sound.
Emptycaketin 2 years ago
I agree. Super creepy how he knows when the kiddos are sleeping
Load More Replies... Kate Haslam 2 years ago
F**k that, I'm ugly crying right now. But I just had to put my cat down, so Santa can f**k all the way off.
Electra Complex 2 years ago
My gf once said she never wanted to make me cry... I had to explain that that's actually impossible, I will cry about anything and everything 😂
#79
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
most people use a lame obvious password like Theirkidsname1985 where 1985 is the kid's year of birth. If it's not their kid's name it's their dog. I've actually logged in for someone by doing this. I just asked him what his kid's name was and when the kid was born and it worked immediately.
Kelli Pike 2 years ago
I prefer words in languages that don't use Roman lettering. Just the phonics, ma'am.
#80
Hawkmoon 2 years ago
What a waste... Still so angry that I cannot rewatch even the first seasons.
Almarako94 2 years ago
Still don't want to watch the last season so i can keep the series in good memory
Frozengeckolover 2 years ago (edited)
I stopped watching sometime around season 4 or 5, when a certain character started developing into a hardened ruler, ripe for corruption. I was like, "I see where this is going. I'm out!" My husband continued watching, and he said it ended pretty much exactly how I thought it would (I googled the spoilers after the show ended, to verify it). I even predicted how some of the side stories would develop. People always say the last season was awful, but it got really predictible early on. I got bored with it.
That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago
I don’t understand. What happened? I’ve never watched to show before, btw
RedMarbles 2 years ago
They badly rushed the last season, allegedly due to how expensive it was, resulting in plot turns that weren't set up properly and a disatisfying end. Still an incredible show when at its best, with great characters, and it was often breathtaking visually. Unfortunately also some pretty low lows when it went too far for most people with some of the violence. Overall it's still worth watching imo. There's a reason it was such a cultural phenomenon.
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#82
Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
Yeah, it's whatever is making me weigh 400lbs. It couldn't possibly be all the burgers.
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Restless Leg Syndrome. I pissed off God one too many times, and instead of smiting me he gave me a condition that ruins my day and made my doctor say "nothing we can do about it, really".
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
Oh yeah! Like why do I get a really weird flare up of extremely red under-eye and facial blotches for a month or two once every couple years? That’s mine.
Kelli Pike 2 years ago
I beat this by 5 years. But I eventually got to the bottom of it: rheumatoid arthritis.
Tim Douglass 2 years ago
I've got good insurance and could afford to dig into my health mysteries, but I really don't want to spend weeks going to specialists and having tests and scans done. I'll just live with a little weirdness.
#83
AffenpinscherMom 2 years ago
That's like when bunch of kids vandalized their school but didn't realize their cell phones auto connected to the school's wifi
Purplescales 2 years ago
Hmm. Cause they never had a bit of music to share with the whole car group and got connected for that at any time in the past.or maybe it’s a used car. The world can be a very small place.
#84
Rapunzel 2 years ago
i disagree... if u manage to wreck something in the IT system for a whole week then he probably knew the system inside and out which is a good thing to have when ur the IT guy
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Mat Hall 2 years ago
Whenever I see him mentioned I have to pause while my brain catches up to the fact that it's *not* Peter Davison (Doctor Who in the early 80s).
DuchessDegu 2 years ago
I didn't even know there was another Peter Davison apart from the Doctor
Load More Replies... Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Hopefully after hanging out with his dad first! (His dad was a firefighter who died in 9/11 if you didn’t know.)
HangryHangryHippo 2 years ago
He's a comedian that dated several high profile women, was even engaged to Ariana Grande I think
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Diane Aguilar 2 years ago
Nah, he wouldn't know how to talk to a real, classy woman with an actual brain.
#86
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
I can't. That's too good, I'd have never noticed.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Never do this as the items do not flop around properly if they are crammed in. Result is you can get tie-dyed clothing emerging or clothing with patches that still have mud etc on them.
Purplescales 2 years ago
Or like my last roomies, break it by stuffing an entire beds worth of pee soaked blankets and sheets into it every single day because you don’t care enough not to even when asked to not do that.
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
I hesitate to ask, but, why did your roomies have pee soaked blankets everyday?
Load More Replies... VonBlade 2 years ago
You absolutely can overfill it. The counterbalance weight at the top of the barrel is designed to a certain weight, and overfilling it will eventually destroy the bearings/motor. But if you're happy buying a new washing machine every five minutes, you do you.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Then when the nieces and nephews come over you can lie down and let them play on you with their toy cars!
Mother of Giants 2 years ago
Then you let your kids 'race' their toy cars on your 'racetrack'. Best free back massage ever!
Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
I mean, that's one way to get the kids to give you a Hot Wheels back massage.
#89
Detroit Citizen 2 years ago
I had totally forgotten about him and Paul Bunyon/Babe. So yeah, not so important historical figures. But let us jump into the 87 years it takes to teach us of the American Civil War with a bajillion facts of dates and places we were supposed to remember. They shouldve taught us about credit cards, debt, money management. But noooo, what happened in 1800 something, when so and so met at that one place. /slight sarcasm
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it... That said, yeah, taxes and money management would be nice.
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Dan Bexell 2 years ago
If Johnny Appleseed was so important, how come John Wilkes Booth didn't shoot him too?
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
What they don't tell kids in school is that those apples weren't the eating-kind. Johnny Appleseed was spreading apples for booze. He was a very important historical figure.
#90
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Don't emojis mean whatever you want them to mean? That's why I skip them, why I never try to "read" them, because my innocent mind never gets the message.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
You keep using that emoji. I do not think it means what you think it means.
2 years ago
Am sure it doesn't mean what the daughter thinks it means, but a dirty girl is a toy forever.
Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
As a kid, I always thought it was kind if weird how there were only a few kinds of punctuation to let the reader know how words should sound in your head. We have all these different emotions at varying degrees, and yet, all you can write is plain, a question?, or screaming! But is the person excited, or angry when they're screaming? Are they just 'screaming' a little bit for emphasis, or are they going over the top? And it's funny to think we didn't even have these three basic dialogue-enders until fairly recently. Historically, some cultures barely had punctuation at all. It's had to evolve over time. But, now all of a sudden, we have all these different ways of denoting how something should sound or come across. I think it's neat. How else would you create such nuanced punctuation? Little faces are perfect for expressing emotion. And yet, the way we use emojis is changing all the time, too. Every generation uses them differently. Case in point! Language is always evolving. I think that's fascinating.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
It means squirting or spraying, and is completely context sensitive. Just like those two words, the meaning changes based on what was just before them. Girl here has the mind many men crave.
GenXandEarnedItAll 2 years ago (edited)
When I was about 23 my dad called me and asked what, "See You Next Tuesday" means. I told him to call his sister so she could explain it to him. Right before he hung up I said, "Hilary Clinton." So every once in a while when we're parting ways I'll say, "See you next Tuesday, Dad!" I'm so glad I got his sense of humor.
#91
#92
Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago
He and most of the others like him just look like the back desks in my old school's detention room.
J 2 years ago
Yep. Those kids had more to give than their crappy childhoods enabled them to. Keep that in mind. Youth is hard.
Load More Replies... Fish Fingers 2 years ago
I don't know who this is, but why does he have an a*s tattooed on his throat?
harpling 2 years ago
My first thought was that it was a pelvic bone, which would make it essentially the same thing except without the actual cheeks or sphincter!
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Katie Andrews 2 years ago
Color me old, I own it, but face and neck tattoos are NOT a good look. Downvote, I do not care. I own this.
#93
#94
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Reminds me of American Beauty. "We've met before, actually. It's okay - I wouldn't remember me either." And then later on he catches the guy red-handed, making out with his wife. "Hi, I'm her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me THIS time."
#95
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Not true. You may be a conservative who married liberal, and now your entire conservative community can't get over themselves. It is possible for the majority to be wrong.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Popularity is often mistaken for truth. History demonstrates this.
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Sonja 2 years ago
This can also be the indicator for having a really toxic family. Everyone around me hated my partner, because he supported me setting healthy boundaries for myself and no longer being my families maid and free babysitter. They really hated that. Real life is complicated, that's why it's so hard to navigate
Roadkill The Brave 2 years ago
I'm sorry I don't agree with this at all. I'm in a relationship for me. I am not in a relationship for the people in my life. You're never going to be universally liked or loved. There is always someone who's going to have a problem with you at some point. Besides I've seen people who 'everyone likes' turn out to be absolutely horrible behind closed doors. You never know.
David Paterson 2 years ago
True. Also true when everyone around you likes your partner but nobody around you likes you.
#96
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Testing, testing… is this mic on? Yes? Okie then… ‘I LOVE HEDGEHOGS!’ *100 times amplified sound*
#97
#98
Melissa Hill 2 years ago
I LOVE the fliet o fish, they stopped selling it here in my country. So sad.
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
Same! I had it once I loved it but now they don't have it anymore
Load More Replies... PenguinQueen 2 years ago
I wanna know who these Mfs are who go and order a side salad as a main at mcdonalds. Those are the real people to be afraid of
TheKitKatLizard 2 years ago
It's called 'being a vegetarian and the mcdonalds veggie option tastes weird' ok 😭😭
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 2 years ago
I'm scared to know what that is? In NZ we have sometimes the 'kiwiburger'. It is a regular beef burger but with egg and beetroot as well as the other accouterments. (I don't like beetroot so don't know if it's any good)
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#100
PenguinQueen 2 years ago
34 excuses for an abusive patner to get angry at you. Toxic masculinity created this article
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Not convinced it was masculinity involved. In my direct experience, certain women were the grand masters of manipulation, and they would clearly use this tactic.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I went through this article and the author stated that it was meant to be taken sarcastically.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
It could also mean your girlfriend is angry and is about to give Doug a beatdown… right?
#101
pp horrendous 2 years ago
okay hii comments section i am an underage girl who uses tampax and i think this s**t is funny . so
PenguinQueen 2 years ago
Sexual objectification of women for capitalistic gain - Everywhere ☠️🤬
wifeofweasley 2 years ago
It's a joke? and it's not even very sexual because I usually put my tampons inside of me - that's where they belong...
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
One of Eloon Musk's fake accounts in the short period [no pun intended, sure] when everyone could buy checks?
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
Nah, this one's real, @tampax isn't misspelled, and it even has the second "official" tag.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Why do I have the impression that that's the plot of a certain kind of movie...
Jaya 2 years ago (edited)
I can't name any specific movies, but I have a strong feeling that I've already seen 5 movies with this storyline. Edit: Oh, and I just realized you were not talking about romantic comedies but a whole different kind of "movie", oops...
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
All the fanfic writers who's plots have been called tropey and unrealistic: "Vindication!"
Leoninus Fate 2 years ago
Finally our plans worked... next we will bring fictional characters to life! REJOICE!
Little Phoenix 2 years ago
Its all good they received "$10 food vouchers and a preferred seat with additional leg room. " as compensation
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago (edited)
You know, there was a joke/fake "we showed an AI 1000 Netflix romcons and asked it to make a new one," and the plot was suspiciously similar to this (minus the "complete stranger" part)
#103
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
this is seriously nonsensical. You can only do this if you have an actual skull. Since Moses and pretty much everyone before Paul in the bible *might* be mythical, it's really pushing things. You may as well say it is thor or odin.
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
And the arrival of adult Jesus was the start of the Attitude Era.
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#105
Anouk 2 years ago
I must be getting very old when I wonder how busy people are that they simply don't have time to type the entire word "you" .
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
old jewish joke. "We know we are the chosen people but please can you choose someone else for once???" - Tevye.
#106
#107
AphraEva 2 years ago
Because he needs to be distinguishable from the other bald, evil multi-billionnaire?
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Because he's an idiot with all the good judgement and common sense of a day old cheeseburger? Just throwin' it out there.
Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago (edited)
That sure would have given him a supervillian Lex Luthor type of look.
#108
#109
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
We can defeat the boss by making them so uncomfortable that they rip out their eyes by seeing all this fluff
Leoninus Fate 2 years ago
reminds me of one of my rps, someone "defeated" the boss by just going OWO at them and it just keep hitting {they would say attack OWO and roll a dice, it keep coming up at higher then the boss so they won.... I allowed it cause it was so funny, but now the " OWO attack" is over powered in my rp and not allowed
Metallicd3ath 2 years ago
Sounds less like it's overpowered (if you're using dice) and more like it's overused.
Load More Replies... pp horrendous 2 years ago
oh my god this sounds like a jedwill tweet. not a single soul on boredpanda dot com knows what im talking about but f**k it im clicking post. here i go
#110
Monday 2 years ago
Ignoring the terrible math this fine young gentleman has also neglected to count in commute time to and from work, daily necessities like showering and cleaning your house, and overtime.
️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
And cases of people who regularly work 12 hour shifts
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TheQueenZ 2 years ago
Even if the math was right, this completely ignores getting ready time, driving time x2, and the couple of hours spent tossing and turning in abject misery because your brain has betrayed you and is now reliving an experience when you were 12 and convincing you if you did one thing different there you'd be a billionaire now.
MaireC 2 years ago
And the sitting 9n the edge of the bed persuading yourself that you really, really have to get up/go to sleep right now.
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Almarako94 2 years ago
8 Hours Sleep 1 Hour getting ready to work, half an hour for the way to work, 8 hours of work. Half an hour getting back. And you have 6 hours left. Cooking amazibg meals and eating 2-3 hours. 1 hour workout. Driving to the next beach 20hours. (You can learn the language while driving, it keeps you awake)
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Eight hours of sleep gives you 2 hours to cook amazing meals, workout, learn a language and walk on the beach. No wait add in travel time and that's why no one does this.
DubMaccaT 2 years ago (edited)
Commuting, overtime and work breaks apart; subtract any caring for children, subtract any family obligations, subtract any emotional issues, subtract any healthy relationship (supporting each other), subtract any health issues, time is this issue. However how you prioritise it is based on you. It is toxic to assume everyone should adhere to a standard such as this, borderline narcissistic to be truthful.
Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
No childcare, no eldercare and no time to look after medical conditions. Yep, you pat yourself on the back for why you're more "successful" while I spend 7 hours trying to get an emergency prescription. Again.
#111
Kelli Pike 2 years ago
Mt baby even does the ASL sign for emphasis on stuff she REALLY wants. 😭
ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)
Not exactly the same, but sort of related: this reminds me of how, when my son was little, he wanted to start pre-school.SO badly. He told us all the time. Only he'd say, "I wanna go to PEE-school!!" Lol! He's 14 now and not nearly as enthusiastic about school. 😂
#112
#113
PunkRock*Bottom* 2 years ago
Rural Utah is nice, it’s beautiful it’s quiet, and most of the people are kind hearted ☺️
qwerty 2 years ago
YES, Salt Lake City is also super pretty, and most people are nice here, too. Some, however... 😬 Still, it's really nice.
Load More Replies... Kristie French 2 years ago
Life in Kansas is pretty calm, affordable, clean and safe in my area. Granted we have more farm animals than people, but that’s a plus to me.
Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago
Same here! Kansas is a very affordable and nice place to live😊
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AffenpinscherMom 2 years ago
My aunt lives on a 100 acre property in CO. Closest town is 45 minutes away. Days can go by without seeing another car or person. It is where I want to live till I die.
Colin Brackenridge 2 years ago
Utah bribed their way to be host of an Olympics .
Load More Replies... Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
Uh. I live in Missouri and I think Kansas is awesome. Besides the best BBQ, KC is such a fun city! Oh wait. Kansas City is actually in Missouri too...but at least the Winchesters were born in Lawrence?
#114
Diane Aguilar 2 years ago
Meh, those are just the size queens, and I know more gay male size queens than I do straight female ones.
Load More Replies... Colin Brackenridge 2 years ago
He isn't funny. And after watching him in Murderville I've no idea how he survived being on Saturday Night Live.
pp horrendous 2 years ago
he look like the type of guy to invite you over to smoke and then you just sit there on his couch awkwardly for half an hour not doing anything and then you get up and say "aight bro",,
J 2 years ago
I asked a guy friend about this. He explained that PD isn’t attractive, according to what he has come to believe is attractive to women, according to stereotypes he picked up from magazines/media and never questioned. TLDR a whole lot of straight men out there believe that straight women have identical objective criteria for finding someone attractive. He’s 35. I can’t wrap my head around it.
#115
️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
I don't understand this one.... I also don't use Spotify so maybe that's why...?
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I came online to figure out how to solve my math homework and somehow ended up here. Those lost 20 minutes were worth it
Willem Groenewald 2 years ago
As you posted this 10 hours ago, can you give us an update? Did you end up getting back to your maths?
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Weirdo with Internet 2 years ago
Wanna know a thought I had? Papaya. That's it I'm going to bed
Rylee Evergreen🦋 2 years ago
thank u for blessing my day with that word. it's now going on my favorite words list
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Eliza wilson 2 years ago
I just spent two minutes trying to figure out what the joke was for one of the posts until realizing it was an ad 😭😭😭
The Dentist 2 years ago
*gets hogwarts toilet seat in mail* "this was not for me..."
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I came online to figure out how to solve my math homework and somehow ended up here. Those lost 20 minutes were worth it
Willem Groenewald 2 years ago
As you posted this 10 hours ago, can you give us an update? Did you end up getting back to your maths?
Load More Replies... Weirdo with Internet 2 years ago
Wanna know a thought I had? Papaya. That's it I'm going to bed
Rylee Evergreen🦋 2 years ago
thank u for blessing my day with that word. it's now going on my favorite words list
Load More Replies... Eliza wilson 2 years ago
I just spent two minutes trying to figure out what the joke was for one of the posts until realizing it was an ad 😭😭😭
The Dentist 2 years ago
*gets hogwarts toilet seat in mail* "this was not for me..."
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