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When your friend walks out of the toilet with his leather pants hanging on his knees and his crotch covered in white powder and lotion, he can at least explain that he couldn't pull them back up his sweaty legs and used everything he found in the cupboards in the last futile attempt to do so.

But when you witness an animal end up in a confusing predicament, it usually raises more questions than provides answers. After all, they don't speak human and can't tell you what happened. At least, not to my knowledge. And there's an Instagram account that perfectly highlights this, let's call it, difference.

It's called 'Doggo Taxi' and it shares random and oftentimes nonsensical animal pictures without providing any context. A cat judging a crayon drawing of itself? Sure. A dog refusing to give up the swings for a kid? You bet. Continue scrolling to check out its latest posts, and for more hilariously ridiculous situations, fire up our earlier publications on 'Doggo Taxi' here and here.

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Kimberly Alison
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3 years ago

Doggos are the best.

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    Nea
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    3 years ago

    Working parent

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago

    Nice cattoos

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Rapid intervention force dispatch hatch is dogged 24/7.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    *smol boop*

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Great idea!!!

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    Artistic Panda (he him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cats will be cats

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    T C
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    3 years ago

    Screw off, kid. Dog's having the time of its life.

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    Olive of the Meowls
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ANOTHER demon summoning ritual?! You cats have to stop soon.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Picatsso

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    Jennik
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    3 years ago

    Insurance scam

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I bought you a flower." Well, where is it? "I etted it. 😳"

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Here's Johnny!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Romantic date.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bear bear!

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    Camilla Koutsos
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This makes perfect sense.

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    Bailey W.
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    3 years ago

    They always ask who's a good boy.. they never ask how's a good boy

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    Tracy Barnwell
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    3 years ago

    Echidna!

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Some cats tire easily by being worshiped the whole day.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Me in the morning.

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    Erin Hazard
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    3 years ago

    HomerBackingIntoBushes.jpeg

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    T C
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    3 years ago

    4b1hnc-635...c31c78.jpg 4b1hnc-6358e13c31c78.jpg

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    Nea
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    3 years ago

    It mus be so tiny 💓

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Madonna and child.

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    ojjunior
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    3 years ago

    Any Monday me

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    #26

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Very realistic painting, especially the tail.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is that the pipe Owl-tlet

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Smol

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Take me to your feeder.....

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    #30

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    ThatOtherPanda
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    3 years ago

    “Uh, heyyyy Ted…”

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like he needs a hug.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Heimlich remover, ate 2 many flies 🤢

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When in Rome…

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    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It looks like a little troll.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    3 years ago

    Bored, waiting on my human 😴

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    These ronin look calm now but just wait till rhus episodes big fight scene begins.

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    Gajoco Productions
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This cat LIVES for chaos

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    …ignore those pins in your head.

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Someone isn't impressed.

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    Peppy
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    3 years ago

    That’s two cats people

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wanna fly like a beagle….

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    Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So tell me how confortable it is now

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    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Me with no spanx on

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago

    Best number plate ever!!

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That’s an earfull.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It’s all worth it.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "So I grab the mice like this...you see...with my talons, and then I fly off and eat them!"

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this an obscure Japanse art form?

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dat face looks kinda human ❤ adorable

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Stop telling people I look like that thing" -The dog, and also the potato

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same, cat. Same.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True empathy.

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True order has been restored.

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like an Escher painting.

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    Owen Jarvis
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    3 years ago

    Dragonfly

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    Buren
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    3 years ago

    I always love Capybara and their zen attitude

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    Weezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Zen pup

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🎶 …and a bicycle built for t- one and a half. 🎵

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That human will never be chilly.

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    $cagsy
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    3 years ago

    It wasn't quite the same after they slashed the budget for Mad Max: Furiosa.

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    Ktlar
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sad kitty

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “God” backwards is “Cat”.

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Faster Mom !!!

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The guardian of the art.

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Arrrgghhhhh!!!

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    Buren
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    3 years ago

    Did she wash his favourite squeaky toy?

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    harpling
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    3 years ago

    I had no idea so many birds like to sleep on their backs!

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    Milo Maruz
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    3 years ago

    Ripe coffee beans

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who said bears only sht in the woods?

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    Okatango
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    3 years ago

    Obviously love each other :)

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    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wtf you wake me up to take a pic?!

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Terrifyingly beautiful

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    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hey, you tried-- now you have an excuse to skip the salad and go get pizza!

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    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just waiting to be rescued by a hunky firefighter

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    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This reminds me of the pic of the pregnant woman on the beach. https://twitter.com/madiford2/status/1012849812750913541?s=61&t=TtuFyNEznRp9cSfkayJMdA

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    when the catnip kicks in

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    Kimberly Alison
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    3 years ago

    Home births are the best.

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    Susan Green
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    3 years ago

    Boop mobile.

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    Xavier_M_P
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    3 years ago

    Banana for scale.

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'Yes Doris, it is turned off at the mains', 'Well there's no need to bite my head off, I was only asking'.

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Your shirt matches your eyes 👍

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    NASA releases image of the centre of the universe....

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    emowankinemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminds me of an 80's music video

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago

    Those are some smooth beans bro!

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    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago

    I can't see, lion! 🤭

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    A C
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    3 years ago

    World domination begins....

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    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'd make a satellite/planet joke but no one owuld laugh.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago

    Photoshopped.

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    vglw
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    3 years ago

    Looks like a character from Labyrinth

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    Olive of the Meowls
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why is it so strangely cute-ish?

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Some good guesses so far. Bear, mouth too small, whole animal kinda small Beaver, teeth too small and not yellow enough Capybara, possibly. Looks large enough Porcupine, again possible Just my thoughts on the guesses so far. Hope we find out or figure it out!

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    Ktlar
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    3 years ago

    Achuuu

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago

    Is this the husband/boyfriend of the woman in bed with dogs& cats higher up

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    Kimberly Alison
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    3 years ago

    🎵 just a spoonful of kitty makes the medicine go down🎵

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    Carrie Laughs
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Pete the Penguin was feeling existential angst

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Zzzzzzzzzz

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What kind of flower is that? It’s beautiful!

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    Weim Central
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Shiba is sleepy and unconcerned with your trivial chores.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago

    Skater boi

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    Henrik Schmidt
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    3 years ago

    Also shopped.

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    Paisley Boots
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    me no want bath :(

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Princess Prance has her swag game going strong today!

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    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There is a mysterious energy on that spot. 🪄

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Which way to the magic roundabout?.....sorry, showing my age again...

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Completely bushed...

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    Lily Robertson
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    3 years ago

    The cat's deflating! Quick! Put it in the tub and look for bubbles!

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    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I said I’m not your personal necklace!

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I do what I want!"

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Will they censor peacock? Let's see.....

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor pupper on the left. I hope it's owners can get it to a healthier weight

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    Federico Guerrero-Isaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is probably not photoshopped.

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    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride his biiike. He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride it where he liiiikes... 👩‍🎤

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    pelemele
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Photoshopped

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is not funny. This is unsafe.

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    Pinja
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    so unsafe :(

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