50 Hilarious Times People Caught “American Tourists In The Wild” And Shared Their Experiences

I. Can’t. Even.

This one gets my upvote!

Omg! Did you see any of my relatives? 😄 I'm Danish American.

oh, its illegal to print your own money now? welp, looks like imma gonna have to go hide the evidence now...

When you failed geography and it shows:

Take the Police Box with the blinky light on the top to 1888.

This one is terrifying! Imagine finding some strangers just chillin' in your house D:

I'm from Finland. If someone said to me it's basically Russia I don't know how well I might be able to hold back punching the person. If someone claimed we're basically Sweden, that I would think to be humorous.

Say it with me everyone, JESUS👏WAS👏FROM👏THE👏MIDDLE👏EAST👏

Genuine question from a super naive American teen here, what are people of color called in other countries? In America we use African American, Chinese American, and so on and so forth. I'm so sorry if this is offensive to anyone and I am not trying to be rude or racist, I just dont know and am genuinely curious

I talk more gooder than you.

Bilingual? Is it the same as gay?

Don't you just mean their bloody stupid

Im American and i don't Join, i refuse to elaborate further to avoid being down voted for my opinion though . Edit: okay wow I did not expect your support like that o.o so the truth is i had a history teacher tell me the pledge is patriotic brainwash. Personally, and this is me personally i agreed 100%. Another reason i stopped, and ive heard they changed it but can't confirm. I am not Christian, im more a spiritualist and when id hear "one nation under god" it honestly insulted me. Not just to myself but to other religions out there. If we are a land of free belief thats not a good way to imply it in my opinion. Okay rants done thank you so much again i read so many of your comments ^^

How rude of you! Leprechauns are offended.

Hahahaha! Well that's just rude! They should know better.....we ask the sheep politely to please cough it up when it is properly cooked, of course.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Sometimes facepalma just aren't enough. Im gonna have to facehammer at this rate

ALL MAH HARREH POTTAH FANS!!

Do evolution a favor and tell them they are on a vegan diet so it's safe to pet them.

LOLOLOL I am guessing someone told this person how when you are south of the equator you see different stars. then they ran with that and decided it must also include a different moon.

Should've asked them what it was like to live in a country with no brains. (I'm American btw)

Take a guess

Yeah but there's been bugger all on it worth watching ever since!

She should come to Finland. Someone just got an over 100k€ ticket for speeding, because they're calculated by how much you make per day multiplied by how badly you effed up.

Idi Amin claimed to be the king of Scotland, maybe these two are soulmates!

I had a similar thing happen. The entitlement is real.

The math isn't mathing here

Most Americans don't realize the English spoken abroad is largely English English not American English.

Wait until they find out about the gay penguins in the South Pole

Slow train.

Thats just racisist at this point.

You should have asked the tourist why she quit school at such a young age that she didn't learn anything.

LMAO

I'm totally down for some purple sheep 🐑🐑!

Nationality and ethnicity are often confused here in America. We are not usually asked our nationality but are frequently asked our ethnicity

Plot twist: they actually did know each other

Well, what else are African American Norwegians for?

Do Australians riding kangaroos have to give way to Norwegians on polar bears?

No, because English is the default language for the entire world, of course /s

This thread is painful. I swear to God rest of the world - we at not all MORONS. :)

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TBF Portuguese (as spoken in Portugal) has a unique sound, completely different from the other Latin languages across Europe, so this one's perhaps a little more forgivable (although 'Jewish' as a language...).

She should go to Tromsø, in Norway. There's a place called Åsgård there (Asgard). The most exciting thing in Åsgård is a Psychiatric hospital. (I'm sure she could even meet some gods there.)

PAY ATTENTION IN DUCKING GEOGRAPHY

I would say just turn on the subtitles but that would require this person to have reading comprehension skills, so...

You're not required to do that in the US either. It is permitted, not required.

Sure, why not! One president for all of Latin America! Just like we have one Miss Universe and, uh, Elon Musk, future Governor of Mars.

Maybe they're neo-Nazis and meant exactly that?

I wonder if they ever found out that AccaDacca's an Australian band, and that the Youngs were born in Scotland - mind would've exploded!

The correct term is not 'black' . it is "albino challenged'

I must be Filipino then

Pretty sure she would

A patient of mine a few years ago had a beautiful Spanish accent. I learned Spanish in Guatemala and I’ve been to Spain, Mexico, DR, Costa Rica, Nicaragua. A nurse I work with said obviously the patient was from Mexico because of Spanish. Like no one else speaks Spanish. I talked to the patient and he was Peruvian. (Most beautiful accent I had ever heard)

Ummm, we have squirrels here too.

Smh

My friend works at the airport and had an American tourist come back inside the airport to ask"Where is all the animals? "Guy thought aminals roam the streets freely in South Africa.

Good for him, he won’t have to deal with them

Right wing Americans don't believe that the vast majority of Kiwis understood, agreed with, and supported the government's approach to the pandemic. The number of patronising MAGA Americans who "sympathised" with me on Twitter was astounding. Arrogant sods.

Finns and Koreans are so much alike.

I really want to slap these people across the face

This makes sense since everything was originally imported from America to Europe /s

Well, go out to the corner and turn right...

Actually Asien eyes, as in the eyeball itself, have a different "shape" that differs from Caucasians. So there are different contacts that try to take this into account. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28370187/

Seriously, knives and forks....they must have been joking - that is beyond ignorant!

Reminds me of a post I saw where a clueless American said $50,000 would make you like a millionaire in the UK or Europe… when both those currencies are worth (nominally) more than the dollar

Oh no! It's not? Gasp! If I want to see Nessie, guess I'll have to take a wee flight from Oregon to Scotland.......sigh....would love to.