“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Not my chickens! They get to retire as pets, and just slender around our garden searching for free hugs and scratches

The gateway milk

Shut up and take my money.

SO TRUE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Sir, does that BLT have pineapple on it? This is a federal crime.

look closely at the mountain on the wrapper :) did you see it?

“That’s her, she’s the one who caught Henrietta”

Genius

That ain't German

Soulmate! I have exactly zero pieces of clothing that are "unbaptized". I can have napkins covering my lap entirely, and still manage to glib something out n myself. SMH

Add this to the "best of" Dad jokes list

BREAD mmm

Such a twisted mind at such a young age. XD

>:|

Speak for yourself. I am the youngest of three I will likely eat it out of spite.

Oh that's so bad it's good. 😂

Still spelled it wrong...just ask the Sandwich Police.

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I don’t get it, just lick it off your eyeballs

I mean, they're not wrong

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I can relate to this whole food business

Mood

Have to admit, it took me a second or five.

Rock on, SISTER

Not wrong…

delicious either way

omg that is some talent

Looks good but I think it needs a little more whipped cream.

as one individual said… “if the men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church”

I really need those tongs in my kitchen! Hope my husband doesn't get upset.

Hope he used a condoment. XD

Please don't do this with hot coffee you'll burn yourself

OH NOOOOOO

gotta have those backyard leaves

Stop calling me out!

No wonder the tongs in #17 don't want to come out of the drawer...

Don't know the context, but this doesn't look funny at all...

A clockwork KFC? 🤣

waddles don't look!

That sounds about right!

Noice

I have that tiny IKEA bag as well. It's a keyholder.

I'm mildly disturbed with trypophobia

I'm 5'5 and climb the shelves if I have to. Hate it when at that moment an employee appears and is all like "You know, you can ask for help. Don't climb on the shelves." Meanwhile, I could be searching for someone for 10, 15 minutes.

Who’s gonna tell him?

dayummm

Why is this so accurate lolll

Was that the "air friar"?

Why are you just sitting there?! Clean it up! Do not ruin a perfect car! 🫣

Its a quest item, duh!

Ever take a glimpse at the security cameras and then have this feeling like "Oh s**t. Now they think I'm thinking of stealing."

"Yes, this is an absolutely fascinating package of sardines!"

NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU KIDNAP MY COUSIN TIMMY

IS THIS REAL

I was curious so I had to Google. “Heavy duty mayonnaise is your basic mayo, except it’s fortified with extra egg yolks. This results in a thicker condiment that not only serves as a regular spread for items like sandwiches but also has some unique properties for dishes you probably haven’t thought about much.” https://thetakeout.com/best-mayonnaise-for-restaurant-cooking-extra-heavy-duty-1849332953

AMANDA NOOOOO

Little Ceasars $5 hot and ready my @&&.

That's the only use right?

donuts are amazing i would still take that as a compliment tbh

Right next to the useless egg holder.

Love that show.

For context, ‘ananas’ means pineapple in French, German, Dutch, and Italian. Idk why they’re all the same.

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! Don't overreact.... Let's just taco bout it.

Double grounded.. And he gets to eat "dinner surprise" every evening.

You can't eat them! They're in love!

Take that vile concoction with you when you go.