Raccoons Have Never Been More Relatable Than They Are In These 30 Dark Humor Memes

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But *I* think you're the most attractive, and the funniest, and the mostest intelligentist, and... I'M MENTALLY UNSTABLE, TOO, so we can bond over that! 🥰💞

and with sarcasm too...

True words have been spoken!☝🏻

Every. Freakin. Time.

That tie is hilarious

*born to be wild starts up in the background*

Sanity. The cost is sanity

*Gasp* "It's a sign!" "Of what?" "...Delusion!"

Cute racoon schnozz

Like my mom used to say, hang on to your hair pins...

Does that say, Deez Baked Beans?? 😆 Is that a little raccoon sheriff?? My middle of the night scroll is going great!

And I aced everything!!!

Yeah! Weakness for the wi- *snore*

Oh no! Don't be sad, little guy! 😟 Who do I need to hurt?! Just casually send me a sign and consider it done.

"Emotio-" "-Dude just stop asking."

"The only problem is, I don't want to make friends"

I require proof before I will believe in anyone, including myself.

I frew up...

Aww

First rule of raccoon club is don't talk about raccoon club.

Relatable? Yes. How much did it hurt? Also yes

That is actually very true!🤯

Just remember Louis (from Ant Man) had so many reasons to be a bad guy and yet he still saw bright side. "...but I got the van!"

True

He/she seems to be enjoying the moment.

Why... is this so relatable...

For the love of God, Someone cuddle him

Just keeping it in single digits is pretty impressive.

Eat!!!!!

Raccoon Christ loves you.

Survive. Sigh. Meh

Get your coat, you've pulled!

Who else here is having a hahahard time?

I think that may have been Judas. Jesus was at the drag strip

i dont ruin my own day, i ruin other peoples days

Oh boy, these things hit home... Badly!

I'm not a threat. Until it is time to be a threat.

Ouchie

Yup. I definitely am. I’m just asking for attention 😀

It's the only way to stay sane.

Boop!

I mean, if speaking the truth is "starting an argument," as I'm sure it will be described, well...

Me