80 “Terrifying” Cat Photos That Remind Owners Their Position In The Household Is Not Guaranteed
You are sitting peacefully, minding your business, and then a small paw reaches out and taps you with the gentlest extension of what is technically a weapon. Congratulations, you are a cat owner. When the claws come out, you know it is not in aggression, but just the casual way of a creature that has never once considered your feelings and is not about to start. It is, inexplicably, the cutest thing that has ever happened to you.
Cat claws have destroyed furniture, shredded curtains, and punctured the dignity of everyone who has ever tried to pick up a cat that did not want to be picked up. They are also, when photographed up close, completely unreasonable in how adorable they are. A Reddit page has dedicated its feed to showing us that both things can be true at once.
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An Old Pic Of My Boy, I Miss You Every Day Buddy, With Your Special Eyes
I Was Told My Void Belongs Here
I Called Him “Spoilt”
I Tried To Take The Apple Back. I Have Decided I No Longer Want The Apple
Ambush!
Lily With Her Razors
What Did I Do This Time?
The Most Dangerous Mittens I Ever Did See
Janet Snakehole And Her Mittens
Hand Over The Tuna Peasant
Adorable Criminal With Polydactyl
I Loom Under You!
Newborn Kitten Flexing Weapons
Treat Or This?
Just Wanna Pet Her
I Call For Him And This Is What I See
Miiine!
Baby Mittens Hurt Most
Just Brought This Two Pound Terror Home Yesterday. This Is Her Default Setting
Gemma With The Pretty Claws Out!
Whata Cute Dangerous Mittens
Gotta Keep Those Knives Clean!
Sometimes He Likes Cosplaying A Panther
Hand Over The Snack!
The Smolest Mittens
Performing A Weapons Check
I Didn’t Pet Her Immediately
Evie, Not Long After I Adopted Her
Smol Mitten
No Peace Here
I Wish I Knew What She Was Thinking About
Can’t Think Of A Better Place To Post The Little Guy
Does He Look Cool Or Dangerous
Sharp Enough To Scare Me?
Mittens Out
Basement Criminal
She Yearns For Freedom
This Is Your Only Warning, Human
Vaguely Threatening
Big Stretch
I Asked If She Wanted To Get Up And Greet That Day... I Guess That's A "No"?
I'm Being Threatened In My Own Home
Please Father
Jonathan Attempts To Climb Mount Pantleg
Babs Has Her Knives Out!
So Lucky He Likes Me
Came Into This World Ready To Fight
I Tried To Get Him Out Of Bed During A Thunderstorm
I Offered Peace. She Chose Violence
My Boy's Sneaky Mitten
I Was Told Ellie And Her Mittens Belonged Here
Her Automatic Feeder Going Off In 12 Minutes Was Taking Too Long. Had To Take Matters Into Her Own Paws
Threatening
I Was Told This Belongs Here. This Is Sasha. Seven Years Old, 6lbs Soaking Wet And Ready To Throw Paws
He's A Little Softie
Just Two Eyes And A Mitten
Cat Distribution System Finally Chose Me
Doing the alternative clawing cos the cat is sooo happy to have a home
Stretching After A Nap
Uppies Please
Ready For Spooky Season
The Cats Sub Thought Y'all Would Like Sabbath
Even The Best Boys Act Evil Sometimes
Oh Hi There
Ooh… I’m So Scared
He Lurks In My Keyboard Tray
Keeping The Mitts Sharp
I Said "Oh My Goodness"
Zoey Does What She Wants Around Here
Does This Belong Here?
Ready To End Ur Life
Not Allowed To Stop Pets Or The Knives Come Out
Was Told This Belonged Here
Birdie Trying To End The Bee Toy
You’re Home!
I was just about to write the same thing! As I lie on the bed with her after she eats, my cat loves to sit on top of me and knead my tummy because she knows that I'm her Mommy. If I am to indulge her (which, of course, I do), I have to trim her claws.
Load More Replies...I was just about to write the same thing! As I lie on the bed with her after she eats, my cat loves to sit on top of me and knead my tummy because she knows that I'm her Mommy. If I am to indulge her (which, of course, I do), I have to trim her claws.
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