Most of us cannot image our lives without the Google search engine – the vast knowledge offered at our fingertips often helps not only in scientific matters but also in everyday situations. While searching for answers, the Google suggestions might surprise us from time to time, turning our research into something entirely unexpected and hilarious.

As you type into the search box, Google Suggest guesses what you’re typing and offers suggestions in real time. It uses data about the overall popularity of various Google searches and makes smart suggestions.

These suggestions are not only funny, but they can also be very educating, as they tell a lot about us – our biggest fears, concerns, and curiosities. Can I eat my cat? Am I a vampire? And, answering questions of the many weird things that women allegedly do.

Because Google makes a suggestion based on searches that occurred most often, those are not some jokes, but somewhat real and terribly funny Google searches made real by people.

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