30 Hilarious Vintage Inspired Greeting Cards

But… it’s true 😂

Love this.

Thank you, but I don’t

I am that child that mows the lawn and I'm a 48 year old Gen Xer.

Awww. How romantic.

And I like your boobs more

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On most days… :)

Of course you did.

Lol! Perfect for any occasion. I need a whole box of these!

I have a fridge magnet a friend gave me that says One cat away from being a crazy cat lady. Couldn’t resist taking in two kittens found under my neighbour’s porch last fall. Was going to take them to the shelter but then, well, they were so darn cute once they stopped being semi-feral and learned to purr.

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Why is Jesus always portrayed as a long haired pasty white English hippie...

Gonna give this one to my husband next anniversary. 32 years and he's still a pain in the a*s!

To be exact, you'll see 250 pounds of it before they're potty trained.

B-a-n-a-n-a-s

Aside from the funny messages, these cards are actually really pretty, which makes the weird messages funnier.

Thank god this is censured or I’d have gone into convulsions after having my sensibilities offended.

The guy on the left looks like Blake Shelton.

Brilliant!

When HIV/AIDS first appeared, we were lucky if it was syphilis

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