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3-Year-Old Claims He Knows Everything, Does Reddit “Ask Me Anything” To Prove It
For those of you not familiar with Reddit AMAs, the AMA stands for Ask Me Anything and they're famous for providing fascinating personal insights into the lives of those who choose to participate in them. Previous guests have included everybody from Snoop Dogg and Barack Obama, to a former member of a religious cult and a guy who got sued by a girl he saved from drowning.
None of them come close to being as interesting as the one you'll find below however, because the AMA was conducted by none other than a 3-year-old boy from Texas called Caleb. If you think that means his answers aren't worthy of your time though, think again, because this kid is a regular oracle. He even knows the meaning of life, and it's just as profound as you'd expect. Scroll down to see some of his best answers, which were typed up with the help of his dad Matthew (who goes by the username myunalteredmind). Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Errorsaurus 9 years ago
Three year old logic: if you don't acknowledge it, you won't have to deal with it!
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DancingToMyself 9 years ago
I think he meant all voices... Not the one in his head. Like he's sleeping when he can't hear anything. :D
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PyroarRanger 9 years ago
Okay I tend to give a really long explanation for everything CAN SOMEONE LET ME MEET THIS KID?
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Daria B 9 years ago
Oh, come on, it's a little kid's answer. This means we should take it literally and not politically. White ia indeed a big colour because all the papers you write and draw onto are white before you put colour on them, tissue you use in the bathroom is white, most home appliances are white, underwear, bedsheet etc etc. Also, from a painter's perspective, you'll need white the most to regulate your tones and reach the colours you're trying to get.
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 9 years ago
hey hes a scientist too! Understands cause and effect. smart kid! (smarter than some people these days)
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Blue Cicada 9 years ago
Snacks are very important. I'm a lot less grumpy when I've had my snack! We could resolve a lot of world conflicts if people had more naps and snacks.
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DancingToMyself 9 years ago
I never understood the existence of "Hawaii pizza". And I never will. But everyone's taste is different.
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Taryn Wallace 9 years ago
Funny I got spankings when I didn't listen and somehow I turned out to be a pretty ok person. I take responsibility for my own actions and I became a productive member of society.... parent how you like as long as u aren't beating them
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What do you think ?
Sonya Bamboo 9 years ago
Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
Zlty 9 years ago
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
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Sonya Bamboo 9 years ago
Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
Zlty 9 years ago
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
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